Disclamer: dont own Inuyasha, short and simple
midget-fan1:man! i have so much to do with so little time! i need 15 fan mail letters to make a story so i break my neck just to look at the stinkin key board because i cant type normaly yet!
Inu: you think you have problems, i have a anoying fox demon following me, along with a perverted monk, a anoying girl from the future, and a demon slayer with a demon fur ball! the stupid girl from the future distroyed the sacred (this is the part where i ignore his ranting about his bad childhood)
midget-fan1: your lips keep on moving but all i hear is blah blah blah. stop complaining! your live is controled by creepy pervered guys in japan! and on fanfiction its controled by fan girls! you would never make it in the real world!
Inu: bet i can!
midget-fan1: thats for a later one shot!...no you cant! (a sneak peak of a one shot i might do!)
INUASHA FAN MAIL!
midget-fan1:weeeeeee!...im bored now.
inu: we can do fan mail...DOH'!
midget-fan1: i totaly forgot! to beleive i was going to give you a day off!
inu starts hitting his head on the computer he uses to respond
midget-fan1: HA HA :P
Inu: go to hell
midget-fan1: Ive been there already! its lovely!
Inu: damn you!
midget-fan1 takes out a flame thower
Inu: O-OU and now for the fan mail!
Dear Inuyasha,
What do you have against fan girls? You should be happy that someone actually likes you. A.K.A (if your too stupid to actually get anything) YOU SUCK. Just choose ethier Kikyo or Kagome, ITS. NOT. THAT. HARD. Me, personally, Think you should go with Kagome she's almost more annoying than you. God I get tired of hearing "SITSITSIT!" every time its on. And dont even get me started on Kinky-hoe. Anyway I'm gonna stop talking/typing now 'cause you probably cant even read (do you have your agent read for you?).
Bye,
ME.
Midget-fan1: you know that person is right, JUST CHOOSE ALREADY!
Inu: For some strange reason i cant. the stupid idoits in japan control me! if you go backstage both of them do this all day. "OMG OMG OMG! like, blah blah clothes! blah blah blah shoes!blah blah blah shopping! blah blah blah...go away inuyasha!" its so anoying!
midget-fan1: ha ha! i need to pay them for their services!
Inu: you made them do that!
midget-fan1: yup . NOW RESPOND MY MINION!
dear person who dosent have a clue,
what do i have against fan girls you ask? they steal my underwear, stalk me, give me random fan mail, watch me take a dump, send me random fan mail, and last but not least CREEP ME OUT! to tell you the truth, I DONT CONTROL MY LIFE! SO DONT TELL ME ABOUT MY WOMAN! AND IM NOT ANOYING! SHE IS! AND I DONT HAVE AN AGENT! I CAN READ...i think.
I CAN read!
inuyasha
midget-fan1: you can!
inu:how do you think i read the letters?
midget-fan1: you dont, you have a little computer implanted inside yourhead that i put when you were born and it recognizes the letters and tells you what it says! .
Inu:o-0...no more sugar for you.
midget-fan1: Next letter!
Dear InuYasha,
First the InuBaka thing was my cousin's idea. Second if you call me a cat again I will kill you in the most painfull way I can think of. Dude isn't a bad thing but I don't like Koga anyways.(He's stupid) Don't worry I will torture Sesshomaru for ya. My friend wanted me to ask you why don't you have a tail
Rika
inu? what kinda question is that!
midget-fan1: i dont know! but be nice in your resoponse! PLZ!
midget-fan1does the lower lip thing. inu is twitching
inu: stay away from me!
dear person who asks weird questions,
how am i supposed to know why i have dont have a tail! oh yeah! now i remember! there was a full moon! i started to grow big! but then everything went blank and when i woke up i didnt have a tail and i saw kagome hiding a knife behind her back and she was twitching. which made me twitch...
why am i telling you this,
inuyasha
midget-fan1: your a super sayian?(sp?)
inu: whats a stuper saycan?
midget-fan1: no! not stuper saycan! super sayian!
inu makes his most confused look
inu: What the hell is a super sayian?
midget-fan1: well a super sayian is a guy that goes glowey and and has realy pointy blond hair and they distroy planets and stuff
inu: 0-o I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU, NO SUGAR!
midget-fan1: MY SUGAR :K (pets sugar and wispers "my pritty...my presssious") ok! next letter!
Dear Inuyasha,
Oh mygod! You're hot! -.- Random compliment...um... I don't like Kagome she needs to die and burn in hell. Kikyo needs to die again. And now I'm off to hire people to kidnap you, Sesshoumaru and Koga.(So I can kill him)!
Love ya's,
(A crazy fangirl)Arian
inu: in that letter that person needs to replace fangirl with person.
dear crazy person Arian,
...im hot? COOL! wait...dont kidnap me! distroy Sesshoumaru and Koga! wait...if you think im hot...OMFG! NOOOOOO! IM TO YOUNG FOR THAT! (if you dont know what hes talking about...use your perverted imagation!) well on a different topic, isnt Arian a boys name?
your probaly a gay cross dresser,
Inuyasha
midget-fan1: its not nice to call people gay cross dressers becaue their name sound like its for the opposite gender! alot of cool people have names like that! like Artimis Fowl!
inu: -snicker- thats a girls name
midget-fan1: shut up and go to hell...wait i can sentince you there! the devil gave me his powers! see the devil loves your show and he loves my fanfic so he says i can send you to him if anything goes wrong! call me cruela de vil!(cruela de vil cruel devil! ha ha h-ah you dont care.)
inu: O-O CRAP!
Dear Inuyasha,
UR SO AWESOME! the reason why girls love you is becuase how hot you are, how strong you are(you can beat the hell out of your girly brother), and your attitude! yes i'm a fangirl 2 but that doesn't mean i don't have common sense! ramen is the best! Kikyou go to hell! i hate her i mean come on she's dead anyway! kagome is annoying 2! don't say anything mean 2! naraku must fear you! i mean u are the strongest person i have seen! okay...(breathing)... srry i got carried away...but anyway buh bye!
From your common sense and loves ramen girl,
Inuyasha admirer
P.S. u deserve respect Inuyasha... can i call u Lord Inuyasha? Thats it bye!
inu: bring her here now!
midget-fan1 calls someone ("yeah, uh huh, he wants you here...no he wants to see you in a year, OF CORSE NOW! ok, bye!")
midget-fan1:shell be here any minute
Drifting Sorrow walks through the door
inu: i just have one thing to say to you... i love you!
inu starts hugging her and hands her a trophy that has "1st place soccer trophy" crossed out. In marker he put best fangirl that is not creepy
Drifting Sorrow: um...thank you?
midget-fan1: hey! thats mine!
midget-fan1 snaches the trophy
midget-fan1: now get outta here before you make him happy! this fanfic is nothing without his misery!
midget-fan1 is pushing Drifting Sorrow out the door. Drifting Sorrow still has this confused look ( -o-?)
midget-fan1: AND STAY OUT!
inu: YOU ALWAYS NEED TO RUIN EVERY THING!
midget-fan1: OF CORSE I DO! ITS FUNNY! -takes pill- well since you actualy talked to her i dont think we need to respond! now next letter!
dear Inuyasha,
Why do you and you brother fight so much? I mean after the first 100 it can be very very very very very very very boring... come on! if you wanted to know who would win then one of you wouldn't be here right now! Be sides he is a lot more hotter than you!
later, cartoonlover
inu: HE IS NOT HOT! HE HAS A FRIGGIN MOON ON HIS FOREHEAD! AND THAT FLUFF ON HIS SHOLDER IS ARMPIT HAIR! HE DOSNT SHAVE!
midget-fan1: hey, at least i dont think he's hot
inu: i still hate you
midget-fan1: oh, you thought i was trying to be your friend? HA! i was mearly stating a fact:P now go out there and tell her how not sexy sesshomaru is!
dear person that likes sesshomaru...which is creepy,
why does everyone think hes hot! hes is not I repeat, not hot or "sexy." I am!...well not really but the point is he isnt! and you fangirls ask the most confusing questions! How the hell am i supost to know why i fight with him? the creepy perverted people in japan CONTROL ME! CONTROL!
your just another creepy fangirl,
inuyasha
midget-fan1: hey look! were almost done!
inu: YAY!
midget-fan1: almost is the key word there, in the world of fanfiction its just a day but in the real world it takes months to do these fan fics!
inu: ddddaannnng i would never last for months. well next letter!
dear inuyasha,
i take back my job offer,an i damn you to hell.you coulda had anythin dat chu wanted.but no.and yes i do bathe unlike YOU.alot of people is stronger than you,you just to dumb to know it. one of those people is your sexy half brother Sesshoumaru-dono. you is so dead. Midgetfan1-sama could you please beat inuyasha for me? It would be very much appreciated.
Sincerly,(to Midgetfan1-sama!)
Atoyo-sama
P.S.inuyasha. if your wearing the cloth of the FIRE rat,then why would you be afraid of a FLAME thrower? You wimp. Ciao.( its in italian you retard!)
inu: yeah! why am i?
midget-fan1:you do not know the secrets of the flame thrower! i also have an axe built in and theres a container with kunai's and suriken(sp? im very bad :( )
inu: O-O HOLY SHIT!
midget-fan1: - yay! your scared! now write!
dear person who has bad grammer,
really man, you stink at grammer. midget-fan1 friend came over and found so many errors in that letter. heres what she spotted (this letter is changed so it is correct):
dear inuyasha,
Itake back my job offer,anI damn you to hell.you coulda had anything that you wanted,but no,and yesI do bathe unlike YOU. Alot of peopleare stronger than you, your just to dumb to know it. One of those people is your sexy half brother Sesshoumaru-dono. You areso dead. Midgetfan1-sama could you please beat inuyasha for me? It would be very much appreciated.
Sincerly,(to Midgetfan1-sama!)
Atoyo-sama
P.S.inuyasha. If your wearing the cloth of the FIRE rat,then why would you be afraid of a FLAME thrower? You wimp. Ciao.( its in italian you retard!)
(but seriously my friend was mostly focused on the mistakes. dont know why) at least i can atmit i stink but im from the past. so there was no "ciao" as you call it.so stop bugging. in my last letter i was right. what the hell am i going to use money for. and i dont know where the hell you are!
your worse than my brother,
inuyasha
midget-fan1: i dont believe you were in the room that day when she saw it... you spy! atoyo-sama is going to get his wish!
midget-fan1 starts chasing him with the muti-perpose flame thrower
inu: can we do the next letter! please!
midget-fan1: yay! but im keeping the flame thrower!
dear Inuyasha,
Don't you think that Sesshomaru is really a girl? I mean he wears what looks like make up and his hair is straight and long, like a girls. I have a friend who thinks he's so hot, I think she's crazy, do you?
Bushes283
inu: yeah...theres a thing about that
midget-fan1: SAY IT IN THE LETTER!
dear person who has a weird friend,
your friend is crazy. is he/she gay? well see, heres the thing...when sesshomaru was born, he was a girl. so he has no b-
inu's head blows up.
midget-fan1: THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BREAK THE BOUNDARYS OF THE T! Oh well! who wants to use Inu's head as a soccer ball!
All of the readers: WE DO!
we all play soccer with inu's head in the park.People are staring at us.
midget-fan1: keep on staring and that will be your head
everyone turns around and puts their head in the newspaper
LOL XD i love my weird mind! LMFAO! by the way, sorry for the long wait. i dont have much time to do this. i can only go to the library at my school in the morning and work on the computers there! plus i only got 20 minutes and i type slow! and plz revew! like i said i need 15 letters to make a chapter, but sometimes 14 or less but the point is...REVEW!do it 4 me T-T
P.S. dont take the responces personal. "Inuyasha" writes mean things to make it funny. i dont mean any of it.