Hi! And welcome to inuyasha fan mail!
disclamer: dont own inu, fan mail, or our special guest, Sora! this is the KH2 special! yay! KH2!
Sora: thank you! thank you! no spotlights, no autographs!
fangirls: ahhhhhhh. thats no fun. but wait! he didnt say anything about selling his clothes on ebay!
Sora: AHHHHH! Save me!
midget-fan1: ehhhh. i perfer not to interfere! but if thats what you want.
midget-fan1 stops fangirls
midget-fan1: GET OUT! HES MINE! OUT!OUT!OUT!
fangirls saddly walk out the door. midget-fan1 slams the door and puts a bunch of locks.
Inuyasha fan mail! ( KH2 special!)
midget-fan1: yay! KH2 rocks! well since the game comes out today, we have Sora!
inu: YAY! someone to share pain!
midget-fan1: and no fan mail!
Inu: YESYESYESYESYES! THANK YOU!
midget-fan1: ...umm... maybe one or two!
inu: Uhhhhhh
Sora: whats wrong? isnt she just another fan girl
inu shakes his head no slowly in fear
Inu& Sora: ...AHHHHHH!
midget-fan1: yay! music to my ears! n-n and to start out, lets start with fan mail! with sora comments! yay!
Dear InuYasha,
What the hell do you mean you're like a sayian! Sayians are monkeys and you are a dog. STOP DISSIN SESSHOMARU! He is much cooler and sexyer than you (you're still hot) His fur isn't armpit hair, no one is stupid enough to do that(except Bo-Bo-Bo) and he's not a gay cross dresser like Jakotsu.
Sora: What did you do Inuyasha!
inu: ummmmm...let me go down the list. diss my brother, curse,call someone a gay crossdresser, curse, tell people to go to hell, curse, stick up my middle finger, had ramen, oh! and i gave someone a hug!
Sora: was it a chick?
inu: yup
sora: awsome!
Sora gives inu a high five.
midget-fan1: Get back to the letter!
dear anoying person who writes back,
im not a saycan! or was it sayian? what ever, it was a joke! J-O-K-E. And i can diss my bro if i wanna! watch me! hes a fat ass with a bad attitude that acts like mr. suave! and i dont care about his fluff! I say its armpit hair! so it is!
NOW BE GONE,
inuyasha
Sora: well that was mean..
midget-fan1:you dont know the half of it.
Inu:I can say whatever the hell i wanna! P
midget-fan1: SHUT UP!
inu: NO!
midget-fan1 starts to unlock the door with the fangirls
inu: OK! OK! ILL SHUT UP! Just dont unlock that door!
midget-fan1: yay! i have power! n-n i happy today so ill read the next letter,
Dear Lord Inuyasha,
hello again! thank you for the hug! ur the BEST! anyways i didn't get to say anything about Koga. he is SO a retard i mean come on he acts like he's the best. i wouldn't mind kicking his but into oblivion! i got ramen! YES! i can't wait to eat it! maybe we can eat it together! i got a cellphone! yes! it was my b-day that's why! when's ur b-day? srry getting carried away! ...(breathing)... ok. midget-fan1, thank u for putting my letter on! back to Lord Inuyasha. i love ur ears! i have to agree with Kagome on that. now u probably think i'm not the best but o well at least u have to answer this letter. i have to go now. buh bye, Lord Inuyasha and midget-fan1!
Inuyasha Admirer
P.S. my friends are crazy about u! especially one... she freaks me out sometimes when it comes to you.
P.P.S. i hope i get to see u again!
Sora: Dude...this chick is creepy
inu: What did you say?
inutakes out tetsaiga
Sora: ummmm...Shes the best!
inu: thats what i thought
Sora: WAIT! i have the keyblade! im not scared of you!
sora takes out the keyblade
inu: oh no! im so scared of a oversized key!
Sora: BRING IT OLD MAN!
they start fighting, midget-fan1 walks to the computer
midget-fan1: theyre busy so ill respond!
dear DriftingSorrow,
hi! its me! midget-fan1-sama! this is my first time responding! yay! Happy late b day! well inuyasha is free on...well i lock out everyting thats happy so TODAY! YAY! yea...im too hyper and so are you
well that sucked,
midget-fan1
Midget-fan1: Shes coming!
inu: who?
midget-fan1: DriftingSorrow
inu: yay! lets ditch this idiot back here and bring her here!
sora: you cant! its the KH special!
midget-fan1: correction, its the KH2 special. And for the first 3 hours of the game, your sleeping, loser!
midget-fan1 pushes a button and a trap door opens under sora. then through the back door comes out one and only, Roxas!
roxas: this isnt the guys bathroom is it?
midget-fan1: nope! your trapped here for all eternity!...or until someone cooler comes! n-n
Roxas: so im trapped by some creepy fangirl...as usual.
midget-fan1: Yup! but for a special reason! its an episode dedicated to KH2! and your in the beggining of it but then you get replaced by Sora and then you go to places like port royal, timeless river, hollow bastion (AKA radient garden), halloween town, Olympus Coliseum, Beast castle, land of the dragons(Mulan), Agrabah, Pride lands, Disney's castle, Twilight town, Space paranoids, the 100 Acre wood(yup i really suck at spelling) and atlantica! the place that scars you for life!
roxas: why does atlantica scar you for life?
midget-fan1: there is no fighting! all they do is dance and sing! sing and dance! do you know how anoying it get hearing the song "swim this way"over and over again!
inu: what does it sound like?
midget-fan1: ok. its your funeral:
swim this way
we'll dance and we'll play
its a very easy thing to do,
so everyone come shake a fi-
Inu & Roxas: AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! AHHHH! DONT MAKE US HEAR IT AGAIN!
midget-fan1: wiat till you see the dance moves!
Roxas:is it break dancing?
midget-fan1: nope n-n
Inu: hip hop?
midget-fan1: nope n-n
Roxas: tap dancing? n-n
Inu & midget-fan1:O-O
midget-fan1: Ummmm...no. its swinging! side to side! with hand motions!
Inu & Roxas: AHHHHHH!
they start hugging eachother in fear
Roxas: well better Sora than me!
midget-fan1: but reallly the game is fun, but its kinda pathetic that you beat Ursula by dancing -.-U well lets see what other worlds we can find faults or anoyingness in! like...Timeless river!
Roxas: What the heck it Timeless River?
midget-fan1: its the 1940 Mickey cartoons, you know, the one with steamboat Willie! but heres the catch, they didnt have color TV so the entire world is in...BLACK AND WHITE...DUN DUN DUN!
Roxas: thats not so bad
midget-fan1: and your chibi!
Roxas & Inu: NOOOO! Were too cool to be chibi!
midget-fan1: Ok, now that i freaked you out, next world is Disney castle! the problem is, hearing that song over and over again! the Mickey Mouse song! and then you start humming it everywhere you go! a good side is...ummm...still figuring that out. In there you need to protect Minnie, and people are out to get her, but the stupid witch with a b cant defend herself and lets you die countless times!
Roxas:I can tell you really dont like Minnie.
midget-fan1: So it does show! now toooooooo Pride lands! Soras a lion and he stilll doesnt know how to comb his hair properly! a lion could die from its pointyness! and his necklace could kill a lion too! and donald is a tropical bird. yup. WTF and guess what goofy is? A TURTLE. But besides that Sora is fast and awsome. pride lands is one of the best ONE! but man if this was real, sora would have eaten donald by now! pridelands or not! i mean, who wants duck soup!
Roxas: thats evil! donald is cool!
Inu: I do!
Roxas: T-T thats pure evil
Inu: so what. im hungry.
midget-fan1: n-n yup! now about halloween town...in this Sora goes to chrismas town and Sora gets to see "Sandy Claws" as the people in halloween town call him and Sora said he didnt belive in santa so no presen-
Roxas: Am I on his nice list?
Inu: -.- you beleve that fat bastard will give you presents just for being nice!
Roxas: yes...
Inu: He doesnt give you presents! he gives you COAL! which is weird because it turns into diamonds and then you get rich! and thats why rich people are mean! MEAN!
midget-fan1: your just upset because you got a coal mine!
Inu: T-T your always mean to me!
midget-fan1: who cares, get used to it.
inu: T-T
midget-fan1: SHUT UP INU! now for the next world, Space Paranoids! In that world, Sora meets Tron and trys to show him emotions and its really weird. but the look of the place is awsome, all digital!
inu: Im gonna catch all the digimon!
inu puts on a pair of goggles
midget-fan1: no, its not the digital world. its the inside of the computer of ansem the wise!
Roxas: Ansem the what? i heard he was the bad guy!
midget-fan1: ehhhh youll see! play the game! inus still tring to beat Seferoth!(sp?)
inu: must...beat...master of evil villans!
migdet-fan1: twitch OK the next world is..Beast castle! i like it but its mostly a mushy love story with belle and beast. but beside that, the world is awsome! with one comedy punch from Belle!
roxas raises eyebrow
roxas: Im not even going to ask. wait...dont you mean punch line
midget-fan1: No! and the next world is my personal favorite Port Royal!
inu: whats so special about that place?
midget-fan1 gets mad and kicks him in the balls
roxas: yeah whats so special about it anyways? doesnt sound like much..
midget-fan1: GRRRRR! DONT EVER SAY THAT!
midget-fan1 kicks Roxas in the balls. Roxas just blinks and puts his hands on his hips and looks up proud
Roxas: Balls of steel!
midget-fan1: o-0 shit...well port royal is pirates! you know the movie about the cursed gold that if you even steal one piece-
anouncer guy from one piece interupts midget-fan1
anouncer guy: since then pirates from all over the world set sail for the grand line! searching for one piece! The tresure that will make their dreams come true! YO!
midget-fan1: GET OUT! YOUR IN THE WRONG FANFIC! YOUR LOOKING FOR THE FANFIC NEXT DOOR!
anouncer guy: huh? mind giving me directions?
midget-fan1: UHHHH!
midget-fan1 grabs a piece of paper and writes down directions
inu: while shes doing that, ill be really telling you about the next world. and the next world is..
inu looks on the list
inu: 100 acre wood? wtf! what kinda name for a place is that. oh wait...its the winnie the pooh world...marvolus. well its fill with fluffyness and love! they cant even put the word attack and replace it with hit! THOSE DAMN RETARTED GAME MAKERS! AND THE STUPID KEYBLADE YOU GET FROM THERE IS RETARTED TOO! ITS THE WEAKEST! IT SUCKS!
Roxas: Whats so wrong with cute and fluffyness!
Inu: o-o...well its a mini game world again...but you need to find the pages...AGAIN.
midget-fan1 finaly gives him directions...to the house next door
midget-fan1: MAN HOW HARD IS IT TO FIGURE OUT DIRECTIONS TO WALK 3 FEET!
Roxas: very VERY hard!
Inu: are you retarted? or are you just gay? Or maybe your a combination of the both!
roxas: thats not nic-
midget-fan1: WHO CARES! MY TURN TO TALK! now the next world is twilight town. I like this wold alot because you get to ride on a skateboard, play struggle, do odd jobs and have sea-
Roxas: SEA SALT ICECREAM! MINE! Its salty but sweet! so buy sea salt icecream today!
Roxas gulps a mouthful of sea salt icecream
miget-fan1: NO COMMERTIALS IN MY FANFIC
Roxas: But theyre paying me in sea salt-
midget-fan1: I DONT CARE! Takes pill
inu: you need anger management.
midget-fan1: GRRR! Takes another pill Now Im happy! did you know Tea/ Anzu (From yugioh) takes these pills?
Inu: THIS ISNT A CROSSOVER!
midget-fan1: Oh right -.-U you ruin my fun! well the next world is land of the dragons. now the storyline is pathetic, its the same as the movie but she also makes friends with Sora, Donald and Goofy. Whats stupid is that the only one that gets that shes a girl right away, is Goofy! heres the scene
Goofy: Your a girl arnt ya!
sora and Donald: WHAT! A GIRL!
midget-fan1: their that clueless!
Roxas: they should be able to tell. if she a girl she has-
his head explodes
Midget-fan1: people dont get this stuff nowadays do they? oh well! lets bring back in Sora!
Inu: we just got rid of an idiot, why bring another?
Midget-fan1: because I have the power to make your head explode too...again.
Inu: THAT WAS YOU?
midget-fan1: Im the writer. I have these kinda powers. And I have MANY powers. like this one!
midget-fan1 snaps her fingers and Sora appears.
Sora: Huh? what the heck? why am I back here?
midget-fan1: I can also do this.
midget-fan1 snaps her fingers again and hes wearing a dress.
Sora: SHITAKE MUSHROOMS! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!
midget-fan1 snaped her fingers again and he was back to normal.
Midget-fan1: Nothing, just demonstrating my powers. since Roxas died, Your filling in.
Sora: oh thats i- ROXAS DIED! YOU HAVE POWERS?
midget-fan1: just talk about the worlds you go to so we can get this over with and rap this up?
Sora: Sure! -Starts rapping- Im Sora, ok! now my name sounds gay but see ya here! Im not so queer!
midget-fan1: not that way!
Sora: ahhhhh! thats no fun. whats the next world on the list?
midget-fan1: well we havent done Hollow Bastion, Olympus Coliseum, Agrabah, and some others
Sora: Hollow Bastion is just in construction, the Coliseum is underground cause thats how horrible it is, Agrabah is too sandy and i dont wanna talk bout the others.
inu: then what do we do now?
Midget-fan1: Dance?
we all do the chicken dance.
im late...as usual...by about a year.T-T man, i have no time to do this!Im working on a futere fanfic thats not anime.Besides! i had to beat the game first!I LOVE KH! So you cant blame me for wanting to do a special.I cant concentrate on this! and I made sure none of the characters from KH cursed because their owned by Disney interactive. Cause disney is so lame. im gonna finish this with this chappie. I suck at it. for my next fic, ill pre make the episodes! byes! n-n in a year, come back and see the fan fic to be!