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Aslan was at the stone table about to be sacrificed. All of a sudden Aslan pulled out a rocket launcher! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Aslan had massed murdered everyone.
Susan and Lucy coughed.
"What just happened! I can't see Aslan. Aslans dead! Noooo!" said Lucy.
"Shut up I see him." said Susan. Lucy glared at her.
Lucy and Susan went and greeted him them headed for the White Witch's castle.
The trees love to gossip so they sent a message to Peter and Edmund that Aslan was dead. Edmund and Peter of coursewent to battle.
When they arrived they found that no one, litterly no one from the whitch's army arrived. They all rejoyced in victory.
"Yay we one!" shouted Peter.
"We rock! We rock!" shouted many fauns as they did the worm.
While all this was happening Aslan freed all those at Jadis's castle and forced them to work to run his weather controllong machine. They worked day and night as the army rejoyced. Aslan's master plan was to make it winter again so he wouldn't feel hot underneath his furr. Aslan couldn't make it winter otherwise, because he was spring and summer. He was like another sun.
Soon it was winter and everyone was happy because Aslan was happy.
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