U TRIPPIN'? CHAPTER 3: THE SHAPARDS REVENGE AND PONYBOY RUNS AWAY!
Disclaimer: still the same as the other chapters.
Authors Note: Alright! Thanx to everyone that reviewed this, I'm glad people think that my retarded hyper ideas are funny! Well, here's the next chapter!
So, the gang all thought that Angela and Curly had dragged Steve away and brutally murdered him as revenge for them accidentally killing Tim.
But was Steve really dead? The question was soon answered. Steve walked into the living room from the bathroom.
"Hey guys, what did I miss?" He asked.
They all stared at him, and Johnny did a backflip and then he too noticed Steve.
"Steve!" They all said.
"If you're here, then who did Curly and Angela take?" Dally asked.
Back at the Shepard house:
Curly and Angela had dragged "Steve" into their living room. Curly got an axe.
"Say goodbye, Steve!" He said and him and Angela laughed maniacally.
"Wait!" "Steve" yelled.
"What?" They asked.
"Steve" took off his mask. It was… Michael Jackson?
"What the fuck?" Angela said.
"Why were you dressed as Steve?" Curly asked.
"I just wanted to be near all those boys… just thinking about it sends shivers up my spine!" Michael Jackson said and giggled.
"You fucking perv! Let's kick his ass!" Curly said, so he and Angela kicked Michael Jackson's ass and kicked him out of their house.
"We still need revenge!" Angela said.
Back at the Curtis house, they were still trying to figure out who it was instead of Steve that Angela and Curly took.
"Oh I know! Who cares?" Soda said and grinned. Everyone agreed.
"I wonder what Tim wanted in the first place?" Ponyboy said.
"I dunno," Dally said.
"Hey, let's dance some more!" Dally said excitedly, turning on the stereo to the song "Hey Baby" by No Doubt.
"Oh yeah! This is my song!" Darry said and got up to dance with Soda and Dally.
They danced until five minutes later, when someone knocked on the door. Dally, Darry and Soda kept dancing while Johnny answered the door and Angela and Curly Shepard stood there. They looked at the dancing trio.
"What the hell?" Angela asked.
"The guy who's ass we kicked wasn't Steve, and we still want revenge!" Curly said.
"No! You can't have anyone!" Two-Bit exclaimed and put the gang in his pocket.
"Fine! Then we're taking all your beer!" Angela said.
"NO! You can have them!" Two-Bit said, pulling the gang out of his pocket.
"No! You can have the beer, don't worry Two-Bit, I'll buy more later." Darry said.
Two-Bit cried as Angela and Curly walked out the door with all his beer. Then a new song came on the stereo.
It was "My Generation" by The Who.
Dally and Soda were about to start dancing, when suddenly Ponyboy let out a bloodcurdling scream, leapt through the window and ran down the street, screaming bloody murder.
"What the hell's his problem?" Steve asked.
"I dunno, but he'll come back soon I hope," Soda said as they danced to "My Generation" by The Who.
Meanwhile, down the street, as Ponyboy was running, his own theme song was playing. "Run Runaway" by Slade was playing so that anyone who saw him running away could hear it. He sang along.
"I like black and white, dreaming of black and white,
You like black and white,
Run runaway
See chameleon lying there in the sun
All things to everyone
Run runaway"
The next day, it was still thunder storming, and Ponyboy wasn't back yet. Everyone was starting to get worried.
"Maybe we should go find him," Soda said while spinning on his head.
"ROADTRIP!" Two-Bit said excitedly. They all got in the box of the truck while Darry drove.
"We need to find him before Soda and Steve are done playing Monopoly!" Dally said. They had left Steve and Soda at the house playing Monopoly, not telling them what was going on.
Will they find Ponyboy? Will they find out what Tim wanted that night they killed him? WILL WE FIND OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE? Review and tune in next time to find out!
