U TRIPPIN'? CHAPTER 4: SONG AND DANCE SOLOS!
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Authors Note: YAY people like my hyper story! I'm drinking a billion cups of coffee to write this just for you guys cuz I love you so much! ) thanx to everyone that reviewed this! I like this chapter, because who hasn't thought about how hot it would be if all the greasers had a song and dance solo? LOL!
When they spotted Ponyboy, he was walking down the street and they could hear his theme song.
"Where the hell is that music coming from?" Steve asked.
"It's my theme music," Ponyboy said.
"Hey, Soda and Steve, where did you guys come from? I thought we left you guys back in the house playing Monopoly?" Two-Bit asked.
"We followed you," Steve said.
"Yeah, well why did you run away like that?" Soda asked.
"Sorry guys, I just have a phobia of the band The Who," Pony said.
"You know what this means?" Soda asked and looked at Dally.
"Yeah," Dally said. They both yelled,
"DANCE TIME!" So when they got back to the Curtis house, they turned on the cong "Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex and Dally and Soda started dancing to it.
"I'm concerned about them," Darry said.
"Hey you guys, where's Johnny?" Ponyboy asked.
"I thought he was with us the whole time," Two-bit said.
"Hey guys!" Johnny said and burst through the door, laughing his ass off again.
"Oh God, Johnny are you on marijuana again?" Darry asked.
"No," Johnny said and waved a bottle of pills at them. "I'm on these!" Darry took the bottle.
"Ritalin?" He read. Johnny nodded and bounced all over the living room.
"Great, now we have to destroy the evidence again," Ponyboy said and swallowed two of the pills. Soon, they had all taken some pills and the bottle was empty. They were all dancing by now, this time to the song "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc.
"Come on guys, DANCE!" Dally and Soda yelled and burst out of the house. The gang followed them as Dally and Soda were in the lead, dancing down the street.
The other guys weren't quite as good dancers as Dally and Soda, the experts.
Steve was running down the street holding a tall metal pole in the air even though it was STILL a thunder storm, Ponyboy was running down the street doing air guitar, with Johnny behind him doing air drums, Darry was doing the worm down the street, Steve and Two-Bit were dirty dancing, and Dally and Soda were busting KICK ASS moves.
Soon the song was about to be over.
"Go Two-Bit!" Dally yelled and threw a microphone at him. Then the new music started, and Two-Bit started to sing. The song was "Hey Mickey".
Magically, everyone was in cheerleading outfits and they did cheerleading moves while Two-Bit sang "Hey Mickey".
When his song was over, it was time for Johnny's solo! He sang "Survivor" by Destiny's Child, while the rest of the gang did some "bootylicious" dancing.
Next, everyone sang "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy until they got back to the Curtis house. Then they sat on the couch, like nothing had happened.
Two-Bit got up to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he tripped over something. When he saw what it was, he said,
"Guys, I think I just found out what Time wanted when he came over here before we killed him,"
"What?" Darry asked.
Two-Bit lifted the object he tripped over to show everyone what it was.
It was a pair of pink boxers, which said in black letters, "These boxers belong to Tim Shepard, the coolest guy on Earth!"
"Why are Tim's boxers at our house?" Ponyboy asked. Everyone looked at Dally.
"What?" Dally asked.
"Dally, you need to stop stealing peoples boxers." Darry stated.
Dally blushed and giggled.
"Sorry," He said.
Then they all did the Macarena to Green Day's "Holiday".
But, Soda then had an idea of pure genius because Johnny said he needed some money.
A spotlight shined on Soda as he said,
"CAR WASH!"
Tune in next time for the GREASER CAR WASH!