U TRIPPIN'? CHAPTER 5: GREASER CAR WASH!

Disclaimer: Still the same.

Authors Note: Alright, I have a good general idea for this one, but Im gonna have another cup of coffee and some chocolate and sugar before I start. One sec—there we go. HERE GOES:

"GREAT IDEA SODAPOP!" Steve exclaimed.

So, they went to the vacant lot and set up a hose and a sign the said "Car Wash".

Soon, someone came to the car wash and wanted their car washed. Obviously.

So anyway, Dally sat on top of the car and sprayed the hose all over it in slow motion. He was getting himself wet as well. Good thing he wasn't wearing a shirt!

Soda came up with his own hose and sprayed Dally some more, but he was also getting himself wet. Good thing he wasn't wearing a shirt either! Nobody was wearing a shirt, actually.

Johnny came up and dumped a bucket of water on Ponyboy. So, Ponyboy dumped one back on Johnny. Soon, everyone was all wet. Everything was still happening in slow motion.

The song "Carwash" was playing form nowhere in particular. Dally ran his hands down his chest to get some water off. Soda shook his hair, as did Ponyboy and Johnny.

Darry and Steve were spraying each other with the hoses and laughing, and Two-Bit was running the wet sponge down his chest for no reason.

By now, a group of girls were staring. The guy that had brought his car to the car wash was a creepy old man and he paid them double what they were asking and winked at them.

So, while they waited for the next car to come, they played the song "The Macarena" and also did the dance in a line in front of the lot. Drips of water were flying off them as they danced, and the girls couldn't stop staring.

Then they did a pyramid, with Dally standing on top of it, wet, shirtless and dancing.

By the time they were done, another car came and they did the same thing as the last time.

(A/N: Okay, don't tell me you didn't LOVE that! D)

By the time they were done washing all the cars, they had all the money that Johnny wanted to make in the first place.

"So, Johnny, what did you want this money for?" Soda asked.

"I'll show you," Johnny said and walked up to a shadowy looking guy in a trench coat in the corner. Johnny handed him the money and the guy gave him a brown paper bag.

"Johnny… what's that?" Ponyboy asked suspiciously.

"MARIJUANA!" Johnny exclaimed.

"DAMN IT!" They all yelled.

So, they went back to the Curtis house and smoked it all.

"Man, trippin' is back!" Soda said.

"Yeah, I just hope we don't kill anyone this time." Darry said.

"Guys… what if someone finds Tim's boxers in here? They'll tell the cops and we'll be in prison!" Johnny exclaimed.

"You're right… we have to get rid of them!" Darry yelled. "Grab them!"

Dally grabbed Tim's boxers and they all got into the truck.

"What are we gonna do with them?" Ponyboy asked.

"Let's throw them off a cliff!" Two-Bit suggested.

"Good idea," Darry said and drove over to a cliff. Two-Bit grabbed the boxers and walked over to the cliff. He dropped them off the edge and they turned and walked back into the truck. When they drove away, what they didn't see was that the boxers flew back up over the edge and went into the back of the truck! NOOO!

They didn't realize it until they got home and Ponyboy looked in the box of the truck.

"Guys! They're back!" He yelled.

"Oh god, what are we gonna do?" Dally asked.

"I can smoke them!" Johnny exclaimed.

"Johnny, I think you have a problem," Darry said as Johnny stuffed Tim's boxers into a bong and smoked them.

But, at least the boxers were gone. Or were they? Yes, yes they were.

Alright! Now I'm out of ideas. If you want me to continue then tell me, and I'm free to suggestion if anyone had any ideas for the next chapter.