Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

There only will be Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame from the Akatsuki Clan.

Sorry if the Akatsuki Clan is OOC, I'm not very familiar with their personalities yet.

Warning: May have major OOCness!

Life in the Naruto World

Truth or Dare with the Akatsuki

"Hey! Why don't we play a game?" Midnight exclaimed.

"Yeah! But you guys have to untie us first." Kitty said.

"I don't think-" Sasori started but didn't finish because Itachi nudged her (Sasori is a girl right? I think so, that's what I read.) and whispered, "If we're going to let them help us with a few "minor" things, then we'll have to gain their trust first."

Of course, since Midnight and Kitty watched the anime series back at "home," then they'd know that the Akasuki Clan was planning something. They just played along. Deidara cut their ropes and they got up to stretch. "Let's play a game of Truth or Dare." Kitty said with a smirk. They weren't going to try and escape, they were going to try and torture the Akatsuki Clan until they let them escape.

"What's Truth or Dare?" Deidara asked.

"Well, it's this game where the other person asks you if you want truth or dare and if you pick truth then they ask you a question and you have to answer truthfully. If you picked dare, then the person would tell you to do something, and you HAVE to do whatever it is." Kitty said with a smile at the end.

They all sat around in a circle. Now the fun begins.

Itachi went first, "Deidara, truth or dare?"

"Dare, try me."

"I dare you to…" Midnight whispered something into his ear that made him smirk. "I dare you to lick the toilet seat."

Deidara's face turned green. Now, after that dare, (I'm not giving the details) Deidara came back from washing his mouth with mouthwash for the 10th time and sat down.

"Kisame, truth or dare!" Deidara yelled.

"Dare."

Deidara smirked. "I dare you to go to the nearest park, jump on the swing and start swinging, and then constantly repeat, "I'm a little girl! I'm a little girl!" in a very girly voice."

Kisame slapped his forehead. Never should have joined this game. He went out the door, followed by 5 people behind him. He went to the nearest park, and asked the little girl that was sitting on the swing if he could have a turn. She gladly said yes and got off. Then Kisame jumped on. He began to swing. "I'm a little girl! I'm a little girl! I'm a little girl! I'm a little girl!" This seemed to have got everyone's attention. "What?"

They all went back to the headquarters, with Midnight, Kitty, and Sasori laughing. Itachi and Deidara, however, wasn't laughing, men that were manly never laughed. "He he…"

"What was that?" Midnight asked staring at Itachi.

"Uh…that was Deidara."

"Oh, of course..." She said sarcastically. "Anyways, Kisame, your turn!"

"Kitty, truth or dare."

"Truth." Kitty said with a smile.

"Is it true that you were planning to date that fat guy named…named…"

"Chouji." Midnight said.

"Yeah, Chouji." Kisame repeated after Midnight.

"No, obviously." Kitty rolled her eyes. "My turn! Sasori, truth or dare!"

"Truth." Sasori wasn't going to fall for the dare stuff.

"Is it true…That you said that you hated Kisame because he smells like fish?"

"Uh…maybe…sort of…Yeah." Sasori answered. Kisame looked shocked.

"I do NOT smell like fish!" Kisame defended.

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too!."

"Do not!"

This remind you of something?

Flashback

"What did you do to my Sasuke!" Sakura yelled.

"He's MINE forehead girl!" Ino replied.

"Shut up Ino-pig!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

End of Flashback

Thought so. This went for about… 30 minutes.

Kisame and Sasori fainted of yelling-too-much-ness.

"This is so boring." Itachi brought up.

"He has a point." Midnight replied. Darn, didn't work. Oh well, two of them fainted… She thought to herself.

"I'm hungry…" Kitty said.

"Me too…Itachi, go buy us some ramen!" Midnight shouted. "I mean, if we're going to help you, you should help us right? Right. Now go."

"I'm a missing nin, I can't go out there." Itachi said.

"I got it!" Midnight exclaimed. She looked around. There was a mask on the table. "Wear this!" She picked up a mask. (It's that face thing where it's like glasses and then there's a nose and a moustache)

"Where'd you find that? I never knew we had such a thing in the headquarters…" Deidara joined in.

"I don't know…It's because 8XlilangelX8 typed it in… So yeah." Midnight put the mask on Itachi's face.

Next thing you know it, Itachi was in the village wearing a mask with everyone laughing at him. An anime vein appeared on his head. He got the ramen and went back to the headquarters. When he opened the door, Midnight and Kitty stared at him, then was laughing their heads off. Itachi took off the mask and handed them the ramen, "Here."

"Arrigato!"

End of Chapter

Yeah…End of chapter. I think this one was longer than the others. Thanks to all reviewers, you guys rock! Sending in your ideas would be great. Ideas for pairings, future chapters, or just anything, send them in! Yeah, I copied and pasted that from chapter 4. Well, please review!