Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: May have major OOCness!

Thanks to Angel of Forgotton Souls for telling me that Sasori is a guy. Sorry, I read in a fan fiction that Sasori was a girl. o.O

Life in the Naruto World

Stuffed Animals Can Make You Go Insane

Midnight and Kitty started slurping on the noodles, they stopped. Their eyebrows raised.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Uh…" Midnight started.

Midnight, Kitty, and Itachi followed the sound/yell. They came to Deidara's room. "AHHHHHHHHH!" The yell continued.

"What the hell are you doing!" Itachi opened the door. Midnight, Kitty, and Itachi all fell back, anime style, when they saw Deidara sobbing in the corner.

"Awww…What happened to the wittle boy?" Midnight said in a babyish voice and patted Deidara on the shoulder.

"Who are you calling LITTLE? I'm older then you are!" Deidara snapped.

"How do you know?" Midnight raised her eyebrow.

"Uh…well…I don't." Midnight, Kitty, and Itachi sweatdropped.

"So, what happened to you?" Kitty joined in.

"I lost…"

"Yeah…"

"I lost…"

"Yeah?"

"I lost… my stuffed animal! Wah!" Deidara started to sob AGAIN.

"What does it look like?"

"It's a cute wittle stuffed pwiggy!" Deidara said.

Midnight and Kitty stared at him blankly.

"What?"

Midnight, Kitty, and Itachi left the room.

"Aren't you two going to help that guy?" Itachi said with a dark voice of annoyance of the yelling.

"No. It's not like he's going to go kill people because his cute wittle stuffed pwiggy has gone missing."

"I WILL KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE MY CUTE WITTLE STUFFED PWIGGY IS MISSING!" a yell could be heard from outside.

"And you said?" Itachi smirked.

Why did I have to look for a stupid little toy? Itachi thought.

"Want candy?" Midnight held candy in front of Deidara that was sitting on a chair crying. Hurry up and find the stuffed animal, Itachi.

Deidara shook his head, "I want piggy!"

"Look! Here's another stuffed animal! Why don't you play with this one?" Kitty held a stuffed giraffe in front of Deidara that 8XlilangelX8 randomly typed in.

"I WANT PIGGY!" Deidara jumped out the window. "DIE YOU EVIL PEOPLE THAT STOLE MY PIGGY!"

Midnight and Kitty rushed out the door. Next thing you know it, Deidara was on the same chair, except this time he was tied with LOTS of ropes and chains, he even has a white piece of cloth that was blocking his mouth from moving so he couldn't yell.

They heard the door open and rushed there. Itachi walked in.

"Did you find it?" Midnight yelled.

Itachi sighed, "No."

Kitty and Midnight almost died.

Just then, Kisame walked by. He was holding…A stuffed pig...gy…! "What? I found it this morning on the kitchen table. It's cute don't you think?" Kisame slapped his forehead. I can't believe I actually said that! He thought.

Midnight swiped the stuffed animal and gave it to Deidara, then untied him.

"It's Deidara's? Never knew that…" Kisame said.

Itachi, Midnight, and Kitty's eyes were glowing red and closed in on Kisame. I'm so dead. He thought to himself.

Sasori walked in the next morning, "Whoa, Kisame, what happened to your arms? And legs…and…head…"

"You wouldn't want to know…"

End of Chapter

Hope you liked this chapter, a bit short, but oh well. Sending in your ideas would be great. Ideas for pairings, future chapters, or just anything, send them in! Yup, this was copied from chapter 4. Please review!