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Life in the Naruto World

The Longest Rock, Paper, Scissors Game Ever

"I'm BORED!" Kitty said.

"Me too…" Midnight was laying on the couch. "It's sooo boring! Itachi! Tell us some jokes or something!"

"Hell, no!"

"PLEASE?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!"

Midnight stopped and turned chibi. She turned back. "Let's go for a walk! Like…In the hidden leaf village!"

Midnight and Kitty managed to drag Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori to the leaf village. They couldn't bring Kisame because he was wrapped in so many bandages, he looked like a huge ball of bandages. No one seemed to care that there were members of the Akatsuki Clan there. The guards were slacking off, and other people were just living their everyday lives. They came across a toy shop.

"Oh my gosh!" Deidara yelled so loudly that everyone else could have become deaf. "Look at that cute little piggy! Mine needs a friend…"

Midnight, Kitty, Itachi, and Sasori fell back. "Buy it yourself." Itachi said. "I don't want my name dirty."

Deidara ran in and bought the toy. "Hey! You took the money that 8XlilangelX8 randomly gave me to buy the piggy! How much was it?" Midnight yelled.

"Don't worry! It was VERY cheap. Only about 100,000 yen." Deidara gave a stupid smile.

"WHAT?"

"Oh, he's going to look like Kisame soon." Sasori exclaimed. Itachi and Kitty nodded.

"PLEASE SPARE ME!" Deidara was at a dead end.

"Only if you let me play with it."

"Fine."

"WOOHOO!" Midnight snatched the piggy and started hugging it. "It's so cute!"

"Hey! You're going to break it!" Deidara yelled. Midnight gave him a glare. "…Never mind."

"Okay."

They were returning to the Akatsuki hideout but they came across Team 7 and Kakashi.

"Hey look! It's team 7!" Kitty yelled and pointed.

"Hi Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi-sensei! How's it been?" Midnight yelled. Hehe, they'll probably release us soon. She thought.

"Shut up idiot!" Itachi punched her on the back of her head.

"Owie! That hurts!"

"DIE ITACHI!" Sasuke kept throwing kunais at Itachi, but Itachi just simply dodged them.

"Foolish brother, you cannot defeat me."

Sasuke was about to throw a shuriken when Itachi pulled Midnight's hair and placed a kunai against her throat, and when Sasori did the same to Kitty. Deidara swiped the stuffed toy from Midnight's hands. "Haha!"

"Erm…Itachi? You're not really going to…you know…kill us right?" Midnight asked nervously.

"Maybe." Itachi smirked.

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Kitty yelled and almost made Sasori deaf.

Sasuke swung the shuriken and almost threw it, when Itachi and Sasori held the kunai against their throats harder. "Sasuke, stop!" Kakashi yelled. "We can't have them get killed." Sasuke stopped on his sensei's orders.

Itachi and Sasori let go of Midnight and Kitty, and Midnight immediately started chasing Deidara for the piggy. "Give it back!"

Midnight stopped and went back to stand with Kitty. "Hey! I got an idea!"

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Kitty asked.

"Yup!...I think…" Midnight replied.

Kitty started to explain, "Look, we'll make a deal. You two will play a game, and whoever wins, we'll go with. Got it? Good."

What game was it? Well, they're going to play and very DANGEROUS game of….

(insert dark and scary voice here) ROCK…PAPER…SCISSORS… (stop dark and scary voice here)

Kitty, Midnight (who finished explaining the game to them), Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, Deidara (who came back from weeping because Midnight took the piggy back), and Sasori were sitting in a circle around Itachi and Sasuke. It was a dangerous game between brothers, so they had to be EXTRA careful.

I will NOT lose to my brother! Sasuke thought out loud.

"Of course you won't." Itachi replied sarcastically.

"Let the games begin!" Kitty yelled.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got rock.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got paper.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got rock.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got rock again.

A week has passed and everyone was camping outside. Midnight walked to where Sasuke and Itachi were since last week to find Sasuke and Itachi still competing.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors, scissors again.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got paper.

Rock, paper, scissors, they both got scissors.

Midnight sighed. Everyone was now in the circle around Sasuke and Itachi again.

Kitty whispered to Midnight. "Are you sure?" Midnight whispered back.

Kitty nodded. "Alright then. Hope to see you again." Midnight and Kitty gave each other a friendship hug.

"Okay, we've decided." Kitty started.

Sasuke and Itachi stopped, and stared at Midnight and Kitty along with everyone else.

"I will go with them." Kitty pointed at Team 7, "And Midnight will go with them." She then pointed at the Akatsuki members.

"I think that's fair enough." Midnight said.

"Fine." Itachi said glaring at Sasuke.

"Fine." Sasuke said glaring at Itachi.

"Good. Well, see you sometime!" Kitty told Midnight.

"Same." Midnight replied and then took off with the Akatsuki. I wonder if she'll be alright with Team 7 and them… Midnight thought.

I hope she'll be alright with the Akatsuki…I mean they're evil and everything, they could kill her… Kitty thought as she took off with Team 7.

End of Chapter

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