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Sorry it took so long to update, I typed this a while ago but it wouldn't upload for some reason...

Life in the Naruto World

Don't Get Caught! Orochimaru Strikes II

Back inside the house, the woman smirked. Out of the closet was huge banging and muffled screams. The woman outside the closet disappeared leaving no sign that "she" was there. Guess. Yup, it was him.

At the forest, they were walking towards the marked spot where they'll find the kidnapped girl.

"I'll be the greakest hokage EVER!" Naruto shouted.

"Drop it, Naruto!" Sakura shouted back.

5 minutes later.

"I will beat Sasuke bastard!" Naruto exclaimed, proud with confidence.

"Don't call Sasuke that!" Sakura punched him on the head.

5 minutes later, again.

"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked.

"Not yet." Kakashi replied while reading his book.

One footstep later.

"Are we there now?"

"No." Kitty replied.

Another footstep later.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

5 footsteps later.

"Are we there yet NOW?" Naruto asked.

"No."

Just one more footstep later.

"ARE WE THERE YET?" Naruto yelled loudly.

"NO!" Everyone else yelled in unison.

"Baka." Was all Sasuke said.

Kitty punched him, "Why'd you say that? Now Naruto is going to keep talking too much!"

"Don't punch Sasuke!" Sakura yelled.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Naruto shouted at Sasuke.

"I called you "baka," baka."

"ARGH!"

"Who cares if I punch Sasuke?" Kitty yelled.

"EVERYONE! SASUKE IS THE BEST!" Sakura defended.

"Yeah, right." Kitty said sarcastically.

"Of course! Don't you and your friend just think he's the BEST?" Sakura asked.

"No."

"How about your friend?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Sasuke bastard! I WILL BEAT YOU AND BECOME THE BEST HOKAGE EVER!" Naruto shouted. This earned him a punch from Sakura.

Kakashi sighed and continued reading. This is going to be a long mission…He thought to himself. He imagined what it would be like if they continued fighting, he shivered at this thought. He stopped.

"What's wrong, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.

Just then, two kunai came flying out of the trees and hit Sasuke on the arm, as well as cutting him a bit on the face. "Sasuke!" Sakura yelled running to him.

Three ninjas appeared in front of them. "Haven't you heard not to trespass here?" One of them said. The three closed in on them and began to attack.

Naruto jumped and threw weapons and ran and tripped and fell and jumped trying to defeat one of the ninjas. When the ninja fell down, Naruto did some type of dance that was very stupid and made him look like… well, Naruto.

Sasuke on the other hand, was trying to defeat the ninja using his famous fire jutsus. Maybe he would have won by now if he used Naruto's method.

Kitty had more of an advantage. She used her gun and shot about 7 bullets but 4 hit. The ninja threw a kunai but when Kitty zapped it with her wand, it stopped and fell onto the floor. Then, she just went crazy, ran up to the ninja, knocked her on the head and she fainted.

Sakura, wasn't really doing anything but standing there yelling Sasuke's name every time he got hit. Sasuke eventually defeated the ninja.

"HA! I beat the ninja faster than you, Sasuke bastard!" Naruto yelled proudly.

Sakura punched him, "I told you not to call Sasuke that!"

The three ninjas fled and Team 7 continued to go to the place to find the girl. They soon came upon a same house that looked quite similar to the other one. Or actually, identical. They walked in to find the inside was identical as well, small, but still the same. Just then, the SAME woman from the other house in which they got the directions walked out to greet them, quite happily.

"Are we in the wrong house?" Kitty asked.

"I don't think so." Kakashi replied. There was something wrong with this place.

The woman smirked. A huge puff of smoke came as the woman disappeared and in his place was Kabuto. The rest of the place changed into a dark room. "Welcome." Kabuto said.

Another figure walked out, it was Orochimaru. He grinned. The doors automatically slammed shut leaving all chances of escaping to a zero. "Now, you either hand over the girl, or we kill you first." Orochimaru said.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi brought out kunai to protect themselves while Sakura and Kitty, basically did nothing. About to attack, Naruto was stopped when Kitty talked. "No, I'll go."

"You can't do that!" Sakura replied.

"I think it's better than getting you guys killed and then being captured."

"Good choice." Orochimaru said. The doors opened, "You can leave now."

"Hey! What's the meaning of this?" Naruto yelled.

Everyone's eyebrow raised. "How come I never get captured? I'm going to be the greatest hokage ever! HOW AM I NOT AS IMPORTANT AS HER AND SASUKE?" Naruto shouted. Everyone sweatdropped. Kitty went with Orochimaru and the others left, with Sakura dragging Naruto out.

"Okay, so what do you want?"

"Your powers will come in handy." Kabuto smirked.

"And you think you're so evil now..."

"And we'll be more evil soon! (insert really crappy evil laugh here)"

"You need to work on your evil laugh." Kitty said.

"I know." Kabuto started crying in the corner.

"You think I'm scared right now, you'll be scared if my best friend is here." Kitty said. No, Midnight was not a big crazy fan of Orochimaru and Kabuto and the Sound Nins, but if she WAS there, she'd go crazy to try and get both of them out of there.

With Midnight.

"Why are you staring at me like I'm crazy?" Itachi asked.

"No reason…" With that, Midnight swiped piggy out of Deidara's hands.

"NOOOOOooooooo!1111shift1shiftone!"

"Read this while you're bored, since you don't have piggy now." Midnight hugged piggy and then handed Deidara a book called, "How to Be More Evil for Idiots." Except Midnight used a marker and crossed out "Idiots" and put, "the Akatsuki Clan" instead.

"Thanks!" Deidara replied happily.

"You're welcome. We're going back now right?"

"Yeah." Itachi replied.

At night, Midnight was lying on the bed so that she was staring at the ceiling. She held her staff in case the Akatsuki members decided to try and steal it, though the hokage told her that no one else seems to be able to hold it. Her back started to hurt. Why is my back hurting? She thought, her staff starting pulsing again. She tried to ignore it and eventually fell into a not-so-peaceful sleep. She had to get away from the Akatsuki Clan soon, something told her that.

End of Chapter

This chapter is pretty long, I think it's about the same length as the previous chapter. Let me copy and paste now: Sending in your ideas would be great. Ideas for pairings, future chapters, or just anything, send them in! Please review!

Type "Stuffed piggys will rule the world!" if you had read the parts before and after the chapter.