Pandect: Well I think my story's going pretty nicely save for a few errors.

Sanzo: (has his ipod on and looks serious) …

Pandect: Sorry people if I get confusing the story sort of jumps form scene to scene. I'm trying to make it flow you know like poetry that jumps back and forth. I'll cut the scenes into sections from now on. Oh and I named the story after the song from Taking back Sunday 'cause I think its goes great and it's Fucking Fantastic.

Sanzo: …

Pandect: Hello! At least yell at me or something!

Sanzo: …

Pandect: Give me a sigh!

Sanzo: (flicks off Pandect)

Pandect: I'm trying to fucking communicate with you bitch!

Sanzo: (puts gun into Pandect's mouth) you were saying.

Pandect :( drool comes out the corner of her mouth)…

Sanzo: Goku! Do the damn disclaimer!

Goku: 'Kay Sanzo! Pandect-sama doesn't own not even her voice at the moment and do not sue because she ain't claiming not even child support. If you sue she will be forced to become a fugitive and destroy all who harmed her.

For the past years-well it seemed like years but it was only about an hour; familiar bodies were dancing together. Riku could see her eyes slowly turn from flirty to bedroom and a smirk spread on the side of his face. Her still had his hands on her hips and whispered in her ear in a way that seems as if his lips were caressing it.

"Let's go to my place" Riku whispered.

"No" Naimine replied, "Let's go to mine." She grabs his hand and led him through the river of dancing bodies.

"I'll drive us" Riku said when they finally got outside.

"But", Naimine questioned, "I thought no one in this town has a car"

"I got one" Riku pushed the bottom on his keys. His car (it could be whatever type of car you want it to be) gave a chirp and unlocked.

"How did you afford that" Naimine said. Her eyes were wide as they admired the cars beauty.

"Apparently I have a ton of fan clubs with girls who just adore me. They gave me a bunch of money for sending them my used boxers". With that answer Naimine gave him a sorry-I-asked look. They got in the stylish car and drove to the mansion.

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Selphie coughed lightly as she blew out smoke and passed it to Ansem who took a very Very VERY long and sensual drag (not puff cause that's uncool) and grabbed Olette's hand gently as he passed it to her while they sat on the love seat. She blushed lightly and took an experienced puff passing it back to Selphie.

"You sure you don't want none Kairi" Ansem said before blurting out "SUBMIT!"

"Um" She looked at the bunch of droned freaks, "No. I'm sure"

"Awe come on" Selphie wined, "You come up with the best revenge schemes when you're high"

Olette giggled as Ansem's hands were caressing her forearm he then blurting out "SUPREME DARKNESS!"

"Come Kairi don't be a mother hen" Olette said. She giggled again due the highness hitting her and Ansem whispering explicit things in her ear. Kairi's eyebrow twitched.

"Yeah" Selphie added, "Smoke with us" Selphie had her back on the floor and her legs on the sofa as she passed the blunt to Ansem who blurted "KINGDOM HEARTS FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS!" Ansem after taking a drag began to make out with Olette.

"I know now" Kairi said observing her friends and enemy, "Without a doubt, that you guys are FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD!" her breathing became a little faster as she screamed out the last part. Selphie stared at her as well as Olette and Ansem who paused from making out.

"What's a matter Kairi?" Selphie inquired.

"Yeah why are you acting this way?" Olette added.

"Don't be a cock blocker" Ansem unnecessarily added then blurted, "GOLEM! GOLEM!"

Kairi couldn't take this mess anymore, "You are supposed to be the enemy what are you doing here! And why are you messing with Olette! She's like 10 or 20 years younger than you!"

Selphie only scratched the side of her face at Kairi's answer. Olette just blushed and sat quietly after Ansem blurted out "SO. MUCH. LIGHT!" He spoke normally.

"Well I decided to take a break. Maleficent is just a dumb bitch. Every minion she sends out fails yet she keeps sending them out. Organization XIII is just a sausage fest save for Naimine who doesn't really belong there and that dyke Larxene. All of these things make being evil not so great and more. I mean what's really evil and what's good? Everyone is really only out for themselves. I don't want to be like those sniveling shit heads. At least not right now." Ansem sighed after his heart felt speech his orange eyes shimmered with dept, "I just want to know who I truly am. Is this Ansem I play really me or just a role in a game." The girls stare at him in shock. Kairi felt like a complete fool.

"I-uh-sorry… I didn't know you felt that way." Kairi spoke softly. Selphie nodded.

"Yeah, we'll be nicer this time." Olette said pulling her hand away from Ansem and looking into his orange orbs. Ansem looked around at the sympathetic faces.

"Fuck that!" he said. He turned to Olette, "I don't want you to feel sorry for me! I want you to have sex with me!" with that note he grabbed Olette and ran to Selphie's room. Kairi was too shocked to say anything. Selphie bolted up from her seat.

"Wait you can't have sex in my room you assholes" Selphie ran only to get her own door slammed in her face, "Bitch! Forget you! She walked back to the living room mumbling something about amateurs. Kairi was too shocked to say anything.

Selphie grabbed Kairi's hand and began to pull her out the house. This shook Kairi out of her daze.

"Where are we going?" She questioned as they headed outside.

Selphie look one last look at her window and yelled, "You damn white hair bimbo! I hope you catch something!" she the turn her attention to the red head, "revenge."

"On who? Ansem?"

"No, forget Ansem. I'll let my godmother dear with him when she gets home. Right now let's worry about getting back at Sora and Riku and all the other assholes that didn't invite us."

"I got invited" Kairi said defensively.

"Right" Selphie said shifty-eyed. They walked on to Tidus' house.

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When Axel finally got out of the bathroom (after washing his hands of course) he was shocked to see a crying Sora and Roxas who was trying to comfort him.

"Rox was the hell happened to him.
"I dunno" Roxas said rubbing Sora's back, "I asked him if he wanted to get some beer and he started crying."

"What a wuss with a capital W" Axel said staring at Sora.

"Hey! I'm a part of him you know!" Roxas said bringing Sora closer to him. Axel felt a twinge of jealousy.

"No" Sora sniffed. "It's just. Sniff. "Riku."Sniff. "Said I couldn't drink"

"Why you listening to him?" Axel said his hand on his hips.

"Move it you little shits" A strained voice said as it walked up to the bathroom holding an ice pack to its crotch. Its once blonde now bald head did a double take as it said Sora.

Cid screamed as hard as some who got stomped on the nuts could, "You little bitch ass honkey! You betta get the hell out my house before I come whip your heart shaped ass!" Sora stood up whipping the tears from his eyes.

Roxas objected "You can't talk to your guess like that."

"The hell I can't" Cid push Axel as he entered the bathroom. A realization hit Axel as his got pushed.

"Hey how did you know Sora ass is shaped like a heart?"

He paused from closing the bathroom. His right thumb swiped across his nose as he grinned and said "It ain't called Kingdom Hearts for nothing."

"Sick." Roxas whispered.

"With a capital S" Sora added.

"That" Axel said sadly, "was my line"

"What the fuck!" Cid yelled. "It smells like shit in here"

"That's what bathrooms are for baldie" Axel said.

"You know what" Cid said spraying his air freshener, "Red, blonde, and spikes get the FUCK out of my goddamn house or so help me inari I will fuck up every piece of equipment you own!"

"Fine baldie this party blows any way." Axel said leaving followed by Sora and Roxas.

"Blow on this" Cid flicks them off and continued his merry way in the bathroom.

"Aw man what are we gonna do?" Roxas said.

"Let's go to Kairi's house" Sora suggested. "I forgot to bring her and she might still be there." He put both hand behind his head and walked in the direction.

"Smooth" Roxas said and began following Sora he paused when he found that no one was following him. "Axel, aren't you coming?"

"Why should I follow shit for brains?" Axel answered. Only to have his heart (or lack there of) almost get broken by Roxas' infamous pout.

"Aw come on Roxas" the name mention only glared harder. "Arg" He walked up to Roxas who smiled happily and they walked towards Kairi's. "You better fuck me soon" Axels whispered he arms crossed and a slight blush across his face.

Roxas blushed slightly and giggled, "I will don't worry" His hand grabbed Axel's and clasped on to it.

Axel blushed deeper and his eyebrow twitched, "you heard me?"

Roxas only giggled as they walked on to Kairi's

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"So" Yuffie said trying to strike up a conversation, "you know were these changer thingies are?"

Vincent only stared at her for a moment before looking back out at the path, "Yes but I never really been there before."

"How'd you know that were they are then?" Yuffie said staring up at Vincent. He reached deep within his red robes on pulled out a weather book handing it to Yuffie. Yuffie looked at the book which read 'Final Fantasy: unlimited (uncut)'

"The address of the publishing companies is where they are. They tried to force Square enix into make a Final Fantasy uncut chibi attack. When they turned it down the changelings vowed to destroy all final fantasy characters who knew of any loop whole or their influence. " Vincent answered.

"But how" Yuffie questioned…again "do you know and how does this link to our world."

"Do you want them to take you too?" Vincent replied. He was quiet annoyed,

"No"

"Then shut up and let's move" They walked to a small cavern. Yuffie had many questions but decided to keep them to her self.

But then a train of naughty explicit bad thoughts about her and our angst hair Vincent came into her head and she blushed. She put her hands on each side of her face to hide it but she could feel it spreading.

"Are you okay?" Vincent had his eye brow raised.

"Of course!" Her voice was a bit husky, 'we just better make damn sure these freaks don't mess with our franchise!"

"Before we do anything", angst haired epitome of cuddly sexiness replied, "We have rest and gather allies."

"Sounds like a good plan to me!"

Pandect: So how does the third chappie sound my little fluffy monkey of love sex goodness?

Goku: Um…where's Sanzo.

Pandect: He's tied up on bed with no shirt on and his zipper down .

Goku: You're Sick!

Pandect: You can come to.

Goku: (blushes) what the hells wrong with you!

Pandect: ANYWAY while I and Goku join Sanzo you should go and review. So review!