Stranger: I've read your story and I got to say there are quite a few holes in it.
Pandect: Who in the bloody hell are you!
Stranger: Like how come if Axel burned the door down it magically pops back up later?
Pandect: …
Stranger: Where are you going with this story?
Pandect: (blinks rapidly) You didn't answer my question.
Stranger: You ever seen Kaliedo star from ADV films (product placement XD)?
Pandect: Uh yeah.
Stranger: You know that little guy that always gets beat up by Sora.
Pandect: (blinks) when it got so dark in here.
Fool: That's me.(silence) Do you want me to read you future as a reject writer?
Pandect: Where are Gojyo, Hakkai, Sanzo, and Goku?
Fool: They started an orgy with several others.
Pandect: And they didn't invite me! (Runs away with a camera)
Fool: The disclaimer from before applies to all. Although the first disclaimer sounded prettier than the last one.
Pandect: Wait! (runs back) I want to thank innocuouspoison for having so many vowels in their name and for being the first reviewer . (runs away)
Fool: excuse me; I have an orgy to orchestrate.
"You know what?" Kairi said throwing her hands in the air, "I give up. Selph I don't want revenge. I just want to party. So let's go to the party pleeeeeeeeese?"
Selphie looked at Kairi as if she's the insane one, "Are you sure Kairi? Once we go to the party it'll be harder to get revenge."
"I don't care any more, Kairi groaned, "let's just go to the party."
"Oh fine" Selphie pouted. As they walked on to the party they saw a (car of your choice) drive slowly past them. They windows were tinted.
"Wow's that?" Selphie said bobbing her head as if it would make her see better.
"Oh, that's just Riku." As Kairi mention Riku thoughts flew into both women's minds
"Riku" They both said at the same time and turn around to watch the car continue to drive slowly.
"That bastard also forgot about Kairi said. She her chest with her left hand as if she was hurt.
"So" Selphie put her hands to her hips, "That's what he does with the money he gets for the fan club I created."
Kairi turned to look at her friend "What?"
"Oh-uh nothing hehehehe" Selphie said scratching the back of her head.
"Never mind lets just follow them" Kairi said walking in the car's direction.
"What?" Selphie was confused. "Why?" Reluctantly she began to follow Kairi.
"Because" Kairi flipped hair red hair, "Sora might be in there."
Selphie sniggered and smiled slyly "Oh….looking for a threesome with Sora and Riku?"
"NO! Shut up" Kairi was miserably failing to fight back a blush, "let just go"
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After Vincent checked them in they walked to the diner they settle down at a fairly large table.
"Are we expecting people?" Yuffie asked. She already started to dig into the appetizers.
"Yes" he asked. His raven black eyebrow was raised at her display of table manners. Even though he found it disgusting how she stuffed the food into her mouth he had to admitted (to himself) that she did look slightly arousing licking the crumbs sensually off her mouth.
Yuffie seemed indifferent to his staring as they ordered real food and she still stuffed her face with dried noodles (yum) "Whose coming?" Yuffie asked. Vincent only stared.
Yuffie blushed again as she thought bad no-nos. Then as they sat there a gorgeous, tall, girl-who-Cloud-was-too-stupid-to-bang sat next to them. That's right folks it's Tifa Lockhart!
"Wow! I didn't know you were in this club!" Yuffie was happy to see her old friend again.
Tifa smiled. "Yeah well since I couldn't be with Cloud I decided that I'd be a fan girl"
Vincent's eyebrow twitched, "this is not a fan club."
"Don't be so angst" Yuffie said.
"No it's an angst fan club" Tifa exclaimed.
"Let's just get this over with I got a dentist appointment tomorrow" Yuffie turn to see who could have said that and her jaw dropped at the sight of sliver. It is Sephiroth (insert fan girl squeal).
Yuffie jump up and seemingly pull out her ninja star out of her ass, "What the hell are you doing here!"
Tifa got up and put a hand on her shoulder, "It's all right Yuffie he's with us."
Yuffie was shock still staring at sexy Sephiroth who was smugly smirking, But-but…"
"He hates them as much as we do" Tifa said trying to comfort her.
"Where are the others?" Vincent said getting up.
Sephiroth explained "Donald and Goofy are high out their asses, King Mickey is renewing his working papers, Cid is trying to throw people out his dumbass party, Reno is washing his hair, and Rude is trying to grow some." As stupid as their excuses were the group deemed them reasonable.
"Let's go" Vincent said leaving.
"What?" Yuffie was pouting and upset "I thought we were going to eat something."
"You ate enough" Vincent said almost out the door.
"Humph!" Yuffie followed along with Tifa. No one seemed to notice Sephiroth stuffing appetizers down his pants (fan girl: can I have some!)
Then they walked back out in to the night to kick some changeling ass.
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"Kairi open the door!" Sora kept banging but he got no answer, "come on Kairi I said I was sorry"
"This is so dumb" Roxas had his hand to his face while it moved from left to right.
"Yeah" Axel said staring at Sora, "Where is Pandect going with this? Don't these chapters seem to go on and on about nothing and its all in one day?"
Roxas only replied with, "What the hell are you talking about?"
"I" Axel replied, "Have no idea"
"Kairi open the door!" Sora screamed. He was no long banging on the door. No he was kicking.
"This is getting us no where" Roxas complained.
"Hey" Axel put his hand to his chin in thought "I got an idea"
"Well spit it out" Sora quit from kicking the door to listening.
"How's a bout I just" All the sudden in Axel's hand were the flame wheels (or whatever they're called) and through them to the house, "BURN THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!" he laughed viscously as the house burned in to the ground.
"What the fuck!" Sora cried then turned to Axel "You bastard" He summoned the oathkeeper.
"There was nobody in there dumbass" Axel said.
"How do you know?" Sora said on the verge of tears.
Axel began by folding his arms "Well I just got a text from Naimine saying she saw Kairi and Selphie walking towards the party"
"Oh, well…I'm leaving! And don't you follow!" Sora ran back in the direction of the party. Roxas didn't say anything because he was too entranced at the sight of flame.
"Also! Dumbass you could have used the key blade to open the door in the first place!" Axel screamed after his fading figure.
"You know he is so an" Axel was cut off by the crushing of Roxas mouth on his. He pushed his mouth deeper. Then they continued on…
Pandect: I was gone for a minute now I back with the jump-off…er I mean next chapter so review! It lets me know how my story is going. Thanks to all who have read my stories and chapters. Till next time bitches no if you'll excuse me I have to finish watching Devil hunter Yohko, which is getting good.