Pandect: Thanx She Rocks you rock! I'll update whenever I see the story stats rise like my pants.
Gojyo: I thought you said you were a girl --
Pandect: You're back (Hugs Gojyo) I missed you so much!
Gojyo: (pushes Pandect off) Yeah well I was just bored so I came here (lights cigarette)
Pandect: Wah! ;; Why are you so mean to me?
Gojyo: Well for a couple of reasons (blows smoke into Pandect's face).
Pandect: (coughs) I'm listening
Gojyo: Well why are we here when we are not even in fucking Kingdom hearts and you gave me a STD!
Pandect: You didn't review!
Gojyo: (flick Pandect off) Why are we, meaning the Saiyuki cast and Fool here?
Pandect: Well (nervous laughter) you see I don't think I'm able to actually make a Saiyuki fan fiction so I decided to squeeze you guys in
Gojyo: Say wha? --
Pandect: Even though people don't really like translations of mangas from Japanese to English I enjoyed the Saiyuki English because: A)I can read it and 2)Its all Irish making the Saiyuki setting more backwater-
Gojyo: You just went off topic
Pandect: This has been Pandect wasting your time before you even get to the story please enjoy. And please excuse my dumbass typos
Gojyo: You just wrote a page of crap.
Pandect: At least I don't have an STD.
Gojyo: Touché
Kairi and Selphie followed the car all the way up to the mansion and hid behind the trees. They saw Riku come out the car and another figure they couldn't quite make out no matter how hard they strained their eyes.
"Well that was stupid" Whispered Selphie.
Kairi whispered back "What is?"
"What have a car when you're gonna drive so fucking slowly?" Selphie forgot to whisper. Kairi giggled and Selphie smiled smugly.
"Let's do this.' Selphie said as she got up.
"Do what exactly" Kairi question.
Selphie sniggered "You'll see" Kairi followed Selphie till they went behind the car.
"Gimme your purse" Selphie ordered and Kairi obeyed.
"What are you gonna do Selph? Kairi watched as Selphie rummaged through her bag. She then took out a black sharpie.
"You'll see" She uncapped it and began writing obscenities on the car.
Kairi gasped, "what are you doing!" Selphie through one and Kairi caught it before it slipped through her fingers.
"I'm making damn sure these bastards don't remember the consequences of fucking with Selphie!" Selphie cackled maniacally as Kairi stared awkwardly at her.
"But I'm the one who feels used" Selphie blinked at Kairi's response.
"What ever" Selphie turned whiney again, "come on it's time you stop acting like a fucking Mary Sue and every preppy boy's wet dream" Kairi was shocked at Selphie's bluntness.
"Is that what people think of me?" Selphie nodded to Kairi question.
Kairi fell down anime style, "Well FUCK this!" She uncapped the flaming red marker and began to scribble on the car.
"Vat's da sprivit!" Selphie yelled.
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"Do you hear that?" Riku said between pants as he stopped making out with Naimine.
'It's okay" Naimine said taking off her shirt and panting as well, "It's probably just Marlexia."
"Marlexia!" Riku got up now completely turned off, "Where is that shithead."
"Relax he's just made cause I got him hooked for child support."
"Huh?" Riku had no idea about the bomb that was about to be laid on him.
Naimine sighed at Riku's bewilderment, "I got drunk at a party two years ago and he knocked me up. Then 6 months later when I told him I was pregnant he got mad saying it was his it made me so depressed. Good for my art but bad for my body." Riku watched as she paused taking a moment to reflect on her work. "Then I took him to a doctor and it proved little Kexi belongs to him. He only claims her for income so I got made and got him for child support which made him furious."
Riku eyebrow twitched. He wondered what it'd be like to sleep with Naimine but he could have never imagine her to be mother and with that bastard no less! Riku let out a sigh.
"Fine I'll just be going now" He got up to leave.
"Wait! Riku don't leave!" Naimine grabbed his arm. She sounded a bit desperate.
"You should be patching things up with that dumbass bastard instead of trying to sleep with me" He felt her hand grip even tighter.
"But Riku, I just wanted to have some fun! I never get to do anything"
"Where's the baby" Riku turned to look at her and saw that she was biting her bottom lip.
"She's with" She sighed as she let out her confession, "Demyx"
"That air head!" Riku pulled away from her.
"Don't leave" Naimine called but didn't pursue.
"Forget you! I don't know if your stupidity is contagious!" With that said he let. Naimine pouted as she looked around her room. From all the rumors she heard she thought Riku would be easy. All well she still had her best friend under her pillow. And he never denied her any pleasure.
When Riku got out side he found Kairi and Selphie tagging up his pride and joy.
"What the Fuck are you doing?"
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Mean while else where a hung-over Leon came room from unconsciousness. He gritted his teeth as he woke to blazing bright light bulb stabbing light into his eye sockets.
"Been awhile has in it Leon?" Leon's eyes snapped open at the sound of the voice and they focused on the woman in front of him.
"Sorry I can't help" She flashed him a small sad smile, "I'm trapped here like you."
"Where have you been Riona?" Leon said. This time it was hard to hide the shock for someone he hasn't seen in almost two years.
"Not in Kingdom hearts!" She pouted, "They friggin let Selphie in why not me? What did I do to them! I got style! I got class! I have breast!' He watched as she grabbed her breast to make a point. He made a move to get up when he realized that he was tied down.
"Why are you doing this?" Leon kept his face as stoic as ever, "You could just have asked Normura-sensei."
Riona shook her head, "It's not me it's the organization I'm just using this job as a reference for my resume."
"Organization?" Leon lifted his eyebrow, "You mean organization XIII."
"No" She shook her head again, "I mean organization unlimited. They want to make a time paradox so they can have the story their way."
"Didn't they ever hear of Fan fiction?" Leon sounded annoyed.
"Yeah but they are way more eccentric than those guys." Riona said adjusting her emo looking uniform.
Leon scoffed, "nerds" (fan girls are crying or getting angry "I'm gonna write a letter!") Their conversation was cut short by 5 people dress in the same emo outfits taking away Riona.
"Buy Squall! See you at the Christmas party. And learn how to dance." She was taken a way by the changeling aka emo kids.
"It's Leon damn it!" Leon was secretly envious of the emo kids' uniforms.
"Hey emo freak! Where'd you get the uniform?" Leon says to one.
"My name is Ryan you metro sexual hippie" Ryan said
"Ryan, untie me so I can kick you self loathing ass you gothic wanna be." Leon said snarling. Ryan was so hurt by those words that he ran away crying.
"Stop crying you dumb bitch" Ryan cow worker yelled at him. This caused Ryan to spaz and run out the holding cell. "Run home you dumb bitch nobody loves you!" His other cow worker yelled out of the lone room in the cell.
"Now Leon" The female emo kid intro of him said, "I have a couple of question to ask if you don't mind." Oh he did mind. But what choice does he have?
"Ask away" Leon said staring directing in to the heavily massacred eyes.
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"Hey Sephiroth" Yuffie tried to take her mind off the fact that she was still hungry. Sephiroth looked at her.
"I prefer to keep it to myself" They kept waking on the seemingly endless path as they got agonizingly closer to the Changeling/ Emo tower of down.
"Aw come on! It can't be that bad!" Yuffie pouted. Sephiroth only snarled at her and his pale Jenova infected hands reached for his enormous sword.
"Sephiroth" Tifa warned. "If you want this mission to go on successfully then I suggest you relax your katana and ignore Yuffie's curiosity."
Yuffie pouted, "But I just wanted to know why he so tweaked on coming with us."
"Never mind that" Vincent said, "We have got a mission to accomplish."
"Right" Yuffie and Tifa said in unison.
Goofy: Yo I jus wanna give a shout out to my girl Innocuouspoison and her home girl for reading and I jus wanna tell 'em that I'm feelin them and Isho love thas wat it's all about.
Sanzo: What the fuck are you saying? This is so fucking corny.
Goofy: Yo fall back Blondie before you call me corny maybe you should stop wearing that dress fo I go straight G-status on yo ass.
Sanzo: (shoulders are shaking)
Pandect: (nervous laughter) cal-calm down Sanzo.
Sanzo: What the fuck are you supposed to be anyway?
Pandect: He is a dog (nervous laughter) I think from Alabama
Goofy: I'm jus showing luv for my riders down south 'cause the cops trying to see me riding durty but I ain't trying to have your Asian wanna be but really you just a cracka ass priest tryin to cuss me out.
Pandect: (slaps forehead)
Sanzo: You piece of shit mutt (point blank shots Goofy in the head.
Pandect: NOOO! You just killed one of Disney's MVPs!
Sanzo: Whatever it's not like I'm getting paid.
Pandect: (sighs) please review while I try to clean up this crime scene before the cops arrive. Also Thanks for taking your precious (or not so precious) time out to read this. No offense to emo kids or anyone.