Pandect: Okay to answer a few questions mainly KHkid1312020 Goku (Pandect points to Goku) is from an Anime/Manga called 'Gensomaden Saiyuki' (or Saiyuki reload and Saiyuki). Saiyuki and Dragon Ball Z are based off the same Chinese myth. You want to know some more info? Well then fucking Google it you lazy asses! You're already on the internet and it probably won't kill you. Remember to go back and read my story though (smiles).

Goku: Yeah I'm a little bit angry that basically no body knew who I was.

Pandect: Yes (sigh) it's the curse that I live with for being so well rounded.

Goku: I wonder who those people thought Sanzo, Hakkai, and Gojyo were (Pandect pats him on the head).

Pandect: This story goes out to all those that know what the hell I'm talking about. Thismy second to last chapter so Give 'em hell kid! (Starts firing shots in the air.)


The emo people were so shocked to see Vincent, Tifa, Yuffie, and Sephiroth's psychotic ass but they were still prepared to fight. Each wiped out their out blades which they used to slit their wrist and began throwing them at Vic and co.

"Hey what the hell's wrong with you people!" Yuffie screamed as she dodged the blades throwing her star in the process (fan boys "omg Yuffie's so hot but not as sexy as Aerith" "Yeah I can't believe they killed her").

Sephiroth said nothing as with one single sexy slash of his sword he killed all five of the emo children in a beautiful bloody massacre. It was only after that Yuffie's star hit the remains.

Vincent was a little disappointed that he didn't get a chance to shoot anyone.

Tifa punched Heather who instantly fell on the floor. He head was spinning. Tifa undid the ropes on Leon.

Vincent aimed his gun at the women's head, "Where are the documents?"

"They're at the second tower" Heather shook her head to keep the room from spinning.

"Women if your head hurts' Sephiroth aimed his bloody sword at Heather "I can fix that for you"

Tifa had enough "That's enough she just has to take us to the documents."

Sephiroth sneered as he pulled away his sword.

"It's in the basement of this castle." Heather panted, "But there are many guards around"

"I took care of that" Sephiroth smirked.

Leon looked at Sephiroth with disgust but then turned back to Heather, "Where's my gunblade?"

"It's with the documents" Heather went to get up to find her body split in half (fan people "Yay! Sephiroth is so badass!" "When did this story get so violent?").

"Sephiroth you bastard!" Leon snarled as he went to punch him only to be held back Tifa and Yuffie.

"It's no use" Yuffie said.

"Yeah let's just get our stuff back." Tifa said. Leon shook them off and they traveled on to the basement…

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Riku, Kairi, and Selphie were at the ice cream shop eating ALL 48 FLAVORS! Lick on that Baskin and Robbins!

"Were gonna get so sick" Kairi said scooping up some cotton candy.

"I thought you guys were used to licking things" Kairi blushed, which only made Riku laugh at what he said.

"Riku stop being a pervert!" Selphie said.

"Oh I see you're already started to defend you're woman." His comment was answered with a spoonful of Kairi's ice cream.

He only blinked as the sea salt ice cream slide off his face. Then they all began to laugh.

"Hey does anybody know where Sora went?" Riku asked amongst the laughter.

"Hmm" Selphie thought for a minute, "Oh! He went to look for Kairi but then Axel burn down her house."

"What!" Kairi said jumping up. She was waving her hands around sending bits of her ice cream everywhere.

"Hey!' Selphie exclaimed whipping bit of ice-cream off of her.

"My house! What the freak!" Kairi started to cry.

"Aw don't worry about it." Selphie said, "You could live with my Asian ass"

"Yeah" Riku said "You guys go out together after all"

Kairi blushed "right".

"You better go look for your man" Selphie said to Riku.

"What!" Now it was Riku's turn to blush.

"Don't lie to yourself" Selphie said. "We've seen the way you look at him." Riku was at a loss for words.

"And I'm sure he's feeling awfully lonely" Selphie teased. Riku sighed and then got up.

"Bye" Selphie waved, "Go get your man!" Riku flipped her off and went to search for his prince.

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Sora walked down the streets with his hands in his pockets. He couldn't help but feel lonely. He went back to the party only to find that it was already over and Cid was acting strange. He was running around flapping his arms screaming "I'm free" and Goofy was there saying "Fuck the free world!"

"What the crack is wrong with you people" Sora said chuckling.

"I can't believe 36mafia is breaking up! "Goofy started crying, "Ima become a rappa 'n name myself Crusty crack.(people read "hahaha whatever insert sarcastic remark here)."

"What the bloody fuck!" Donald screamed, "That's stupid you fucktard. Your parents must have been siblings because you're so fucking stupid. You should name yourself dillhole!"

Donald was pushing Goofy's buttons, "Listen here you fuckin saucy bitch you don't wanna get clap now do ya."

"What the hell does that mean you bloody wanker!" Donald said waving his fist in Goofy face.

"It means what I says it means you stupid little bitch"

Sora ran away before the scene a got any uglier. He chuckled at the memory. With his hand in his pockets he continued to walk down the path. He let out a deep sigh as he stared at the beautiful night. This day seemed like the longest day he ever had. Damnit! He just remembered he had missed the new episode of Naruto where Sasuke finally admits his feelings for Naruto and they engage in gay sex!

He had been hit with a feeling of nostalgic when he got and idea. He decided he wanted to go to the spot where he Kairi and Riku used to hang; the tree that bears the star fruit of destiny.

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"Hahahahahaha!" The Earl cackled.

"What the hell" Leon said when they went tot the basement they weren't expecting this. A small child named "The Earl" with tons of scripts behind his along with Leon's gun blade.

"You think you can defeat me then you are foolishly mistaken you Abercrombie and Finch rejects!" With that the Earl transformed in two a gigantic ass dragon with a big mother fucking gun for a nose.

Yuffie was in utter disbelief, "Damn that's a big bitch!" The bitch was the Earl AkA Omega (final fantasy: unlimited it's an anime…watch it...its very good).

"We have to get out of this tower" Vincent said as he starts to stride towards the exit. Everyone followed suit. Omega stretched his wing and let out a bloodcurdling screech.

It was like "fjdhd4redlightgreenlight123jbjsbuqghyaieiftumyassisfataaaaakllokohoyo" Yeah that was the sound it made. As soon as they got out they building began to crumble.

"Shit" Tifa exclaimed. The Building tumbled and a very angry Omega busted out from underneath screeching.

Everyone managed to dodge the debris successfully. Sephiroth grinned as he pulled out his sword (kantana…whatever) it had been a while since he gotten some action. Every alternated in hitting Omega when suddenly a black Miasma pored out of the beast.

"HAHAHAHA! DIE SCUM!" Omega screamed as everyone one gradually fell to their knees.

"Urg" Tifa cursed "It's like its sucking all are energy"

"This…isn't…over" Leon said as his slammed his gun blade into the earth and tried to pull himself up.

"Leon!" Yuffie cried. She still tried to pull herself up as well but had a little more difficulty.

"If I die it sure as hell won't be from this reject" Leon said as he finally managed to get up and stand straight which quickly turn to a fighting stance.

"Your damn right" Yuffie said managing to get up as well.

"…" Vincent got up and dusted off his red coat (cape…or whatever).

Sephiroth smirked as he watched the whole little scene unfold as he was already standing but just couldn't move. They all got back in the spirit to quick some reject Aeon's ass (whats an aeon you say well then you should learn more about final fantasy before you read any fanfic which envoles Square soft)


Pandect: Sorry It took so long to put this up…not that half of you care I wanted to put this as the last chapter but I Jus think it's better if I put it into to parts. If you want more Saiyuki Randomness then review cause I was thinking of a story which evolves such antics…anyway just wanting to put this up to let you guys know I'm not dead…yet

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