McGee and Tony met in the elevator, for phase one of Operation Get Her Gone.
"Tony, are you sure we can pull this off?" McGee questioned.
"Probie are you kidding we have all been practicing for this from the moment we met. I mean we fight like all the time." That was all Tony had time to say before the doors opened and they both walked out doing their best impressions of Gibbs' glare.
"Dears? Are you all right?" Sam asked the two as they walked to their desks, still glaring.
"Oh just great honey bunch." Tony sarcastically replied with an eye roll for added effect. Everything was quiet for a moment until Tony slammed his desk drawer closed.
"All right" he growled "who has my toothpaste?"
"Don't look at me I wouldn't go anywhere near the toxic wasteland you call a desk." McGee replied glaring just as hard. If Sam had known the agents better she would have been able to see the sparkle in their eyes as they glared.
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"Abby are you ready?" Ziva asked while waiting for the elevator that would take them up to the bullpen.
"Yep!" The goth said "I love this fake blood stuff, and Jimmy made it look so real."
The elevator dinged and both females walked on, pushing the button to take them one floor up as the door shut. The girls started glaring at each other just in case someone was waiting for the elevator on the next floor.
The doors opened and Abby exited first, with her arms crossed, Ziva was right behind her. The three other agents could just stare and it was quiet for a moment until Tony regained his voice and asked
"Umm…guys what happened to you?'
"Well somebody decided to start an autopsy before Jimmy came back, I guess because somebody, and I'm not naming names or anything, but somebody decided she was so important that she could just start randomly cutting into the petty officer." Ziva said with a sharp edge to her voice.
"Hey, who was the one that said this was time sensitive?" Abby defended herself. This was Jimmy's cue, and he stormed in madder then anyone had ever seen him.
"Who thought it was a good idea to stab the Petty Officer? Did you think he wasn't bloody enough already? Did you think at all?" Jimmy asked in what appeared to be the calm voice of the extremely mad.
"Hey!" Both blood covered girls replied.
"We didn't stab him we started the y-cut thingy. We didn't even…" Abby started to say but she was interrupted by Sam, who apparently couldn't stomach the blood and talk of cutting bodies at the same time, as she pushed past them all and ran into the ladies room. This gave the team a chance to talk.
"How did you get it to look so real…I mean that is fake isn't it?" McGee questioned.
"Yea it's fake Abby's old boyfriend dropped it off last night, and it looks real because well I've cut into some things that gushed blood once or twice." Jimmy said, blushing slightly.
"Well good job" Tony said as Jimmy smiled proudly, it wasn't ever day Tony even spoke to him let alone paid him a compliment.
"The Norfolk cops called a little while ago" Tony spoke again. "There was a robbery; they got away with seventy grand."
"Why do we have it?" Ziva interrupted him.
"Well I was getting to that, if you would so kindly allow me to continue" Ziva nodded at him. "Thank you the reason we have this case is that all the men were wearing dress whites 'crackerjacks' so the people that robbed the bank are most likely enlisted."
"Alright but what do we do about Agent Barf, over there?" Abby asked tilting her head towards the restrooms.
"You three stay here and make up some reason why McGee and I aren't here, tell her we decided to take our fight outside or something, okay?" Tony waited for the nods of the two women and Jimmy then he grabbed his gear and headed into the elevator with McGee.
A/N: The navy dress whites are called crackerjacks right I liked it up but still… you never know. I know it has been forever and like seventeen days sorry, please don't throw things at me lol. Anyway if any one has any ideas about what the agents+abby+jimmy should do to Sam I would much appreciate it if you told me so thanks!