I won't Cross these streets until You hold my hand

Okay, not Sasuke's apartment. I should say their apartment. Those gayballs shared an apartment. Okay, actually it was two apartments, but they were conjoining, so technically, it was one. And surprisingly was in the same complex as mine. "Those homos better not rape Sasuke" Inner Sakura warned as we walked in to the room. "OH MY GOD SASUKE SHOWERS AND SLEEPS AND DOES OTHER STUFF OVER HERE!" Inner Sakura screamed, bowing down in awe. I ignored her and directed my attention to the small mob of underage hot guys that were smoking and drinking at 3:30 in the afternoon.

Sasuke, I quickly learned was my age (14) but already was a man of a few words (I'm sorry to say the same thing did not go with his drinking habits as well). And when I mean a few words I mean the words, "hn" in various tones. If he grunted an "hn" it basically meant: "Whatever. I don't give two shits". A slightly higher pitched "hn" translates to: "Shut the hell up for one goddamn minute before I rip your jugular out." A regular "hn" means: "hn". At least he had a sense of humor; he's hysterical if you like those crazy homicidal jokes. Most people don't. So they kinda just write him off as a crazy homicidal hot guy. What can I say? he kind of is.

You'd expect Neji to be almost exactly the same as Sasuke and well; just a tad bit more on the feminine side. But he isn't what he looks like or acts like at all. He was only 15 and his good looks and his perfect skin, hair, and aloof attitude seemed to get him by with anything and got him whatever he pleased and concealed the fact that he was like any other horn dog. Just a little feminine; not gay in the very least though, I had come to find out. He was actually very perverted underneath it all. He acts all silent and tough but what you don't realize is the whole reason why he's quiet is because he's actually looking at your chest or trying to imagine what your butt might feel like. Uugh. Sicko.

Kiba was most definitely the strangest in the group, but nonetheless a very nice person. Really, a free spirit, a strong animal rights activist. Willing to do anything for animals, especially dogs. When he wasn't helping animas he was a... FREESTYLE RAPPER, YO!(note: the furry hood/parka type thing he refuses to take off even in 90 degree weather). He's convinced that he is an OG. Unfortunately he sucks at rapping.

Shikamaru seemed to be the only person who thought Kiba was any good. But that was mainly because he was stoned practically 24/7. A lot of people seemed to think he was some sort of genius. Probably because he had crazy ass hair and was always staring at stuff like clouds and inanimate objects. I guess people put two and two together and decided he was like the next Einstein or something.

"Sakura-chan?" Kiba's cheerful voice suddenly bringing me out of my thoughts.

"What?" I said, staring at the Sasuke.

"Ummm...you're drooling."

"NO! No I'm not." I lied desperately trying to hide my spit.

"Yeah, you are. But the real question is why? Because of Sasuke, perhaps?" he grinned mischievously.

"No..."I blushed and mentally cursed myself for making it so damn obvious that I like Sasuke.

Then my phone rang.

"What?" I said.

"The dinner is being changed to this Friday at 7:00-p.m. I trust you have your date and I also hope that you realize today is Thursday." My mother immediately answered.

"Yeah, yeah. My date I got one. Goodbye." I lied

"I expect to see that he is-"

Click.

I just hung up on my mother and had to get a date by, at the most tomorrow morning. I was in deep shit.

"CRAP!"I cursed

"What?" Kiba asked as he prodded my knee with his finger.

"DON'T TOUCH ME BITCH-BOY! I'M HAVING A CRISIS!"

"Calm down and explain your self." Kiba half growled half purred.

"Ihavetogetadatebytonight."I said letting it out in one breath.

"Slower" Neji coaxed, joining the conversation.

"Date. I need one. NOW."I sputtered through gritted teeth.

"Is that it?" Neji asked, surprised.

"Yeah." I blushed.

"What? That's so minor. I'm sure Lee would be happy to go." Kiba said.

I felt my eyes go wide. "FUCK NO! I'D RATHER HUMP A DOG THAN TAKE LEE!" I screamed, exaggerating a bit.

"Is that an offer?" Neji asked, grinning pervertedly.

Kiba quickly ran out of the room to find Akamaru and hide him.

"FUCK! I'm serious, not Lee or anyone like that" I felt very desperate all of a sudden.

"How about Shika?" Neji suggested.

"His head looks like a pineapple and would probably try to converse with the wax fruit." I grinned sheepishly at Shikamaru as a silent apology who nodded and said

"Poppycock."

"Kiba?" Neji tried again.

I shook my head, wondering how long was it til he said Sasuke.

"Me?" He asked.

"No." I gave him a suspicious look.

"Sasuke?"

"Well, he's the only one who isn't busy tomorrow. I guess he'll have to do." I smiled at Sasuke

"Um, Sakura? Everyone except Sasuke isn't busy tomorrow." Neji said in a flat voice.

"Hn." Sasuke agreed.

"Please Sasuke! Pretty please! I need someone presentable for my parents." I begged him, on my knees.

"I'm not presentable!" Neji gasped.

"Fuck no." I answered.

"Sasuke-kun please!" I begged him again.

"No." Sasuke said.

"PLEASE!"

"HELL NO!" Sasuke screamed, "For the last time, NO! Never."

"Do you hate me that much?" I almost was sobbing.

"Ye- look, forehead you're really pissing me off, here. I'm not going to that stupid thing you want me to go to. Not now, Not EVER." Sasuke growled.

At that point I was sobbing and pounding my fists in to Neji's chest as he tried to comfort me/ feel me up, but I didn't care. I didn't even really know Sasuke and he's already walking all over me.

"Fine, I'll go." Kib patted my back.

"BITCH! DID I SAY YOU COULD TOUCH ME? I'M GOING THROUH TRAUMA AND I NEED A FUCKING MOMENT!" I screamed at Kiba.

Neji and Kiba both backed off toward Sasuke, fearing their lives were at stake. Neji whispered something in Sasuke's ear. Sasuke's eyes widened and his face went red. I tensed up; they were talking about me I heard Neji say Sakura! Maybe Sasuke could come after all.

"No way." Sasuke said in a hoarse whisper.

"Oh yeah." Neji confirmed.

"Seriously, there is a new Card Captor Sakura series? you've got to be fucking joking." Sasuke mused.

"It's true. I speak no lies," Neji said with a grin.

I wanted to die. Sasuke, the only guy in the world who actually cared about Card Captor Sakura, burned me. I suck. I deserve Lee. I suck.

"And Sakura's family has all the books. All of them. She was telling me that earlier, isn't that right, Sakura?" Neji winked, a silent indication for me to play along.

"Psh, totally. I have all of them to like volume 97." I blurted out, sounding like an idiot.

"OMG! I HAVE TO READ SO MUCH I'M SO BEHIND! I'LL SOOOO GO TO YOUR THING!" Sasuke squeled, showing a side of him I've never seen before.

"Pick me up at 6:00," I said.

"HELLS YES!" he screamed.

I so had this one in the bag.

Hey y'all. Sorry for the really loooong update. Extreme holy crap writers block. Oh yeah, and also if you like Card Captor Sakura sorry. I don't hate it but I needed to make fun of it in order to make this story work. So yeah. Read and review tell me how ya like it!