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Chapter 4

"Okay how about we do something that is really flashy the only problem is what?" they started thinking and Peter was the one with idea to my surprise " why don't we give a firework display" I smiled and said "you know that's not a bad idea and we could locate them close to the slythering table just in the middle of Malfoy and Snape" Sirius quickly gave me a evil smile "She is so bloody genius!" he said to James. Mean while James gave him a weird look while saying "I thought you hated her!" Sirius smile faded and he said "well…. that is true, but I still think she is a good prankster" Remus laughed, "you keep telling yourself that."

My smile soon faded when I remember, "Well what if that teacher sees everything? I think is Macdonagal… anyhow how are we going to get pass her?" Sirius James and Peter "We are going to need someone that they will never know went missing… but who I mean James and Sirius would be a definite no maybe Peter or I could do it" I stopped him "nah if the 4 maurders are not there ANYONE will noticed!" James smirked "so how about you go" I was open mouthed and said in an instant "What are you nuts! I can't get on trouble ON the 1st DAY!"

"Wimp" said Peter, Sirius and James. I retorted offended "I am not a wimp…. I am just smart and think clearly unlike you dolts" Remus tried to supreme the laugh but had a smile on the corner of his mouth. He then said in my behalf "she is right maybe I can do it… I mean as long as you ask another guy to hold a book and he will look like me" I smiled at the thought of he being so nice and said "well you don't have to but… HEY I know lets say someone meaning me fainted and lets say it was on front of everyone and one of you would take me to the hospital wing and no one will suspect anything!"

Sirius smiled "well since that is done with I want to annoy Amanda" I took the back of his robe and dragged him back "not quite yet Casanova. Yes, we have and excuse yet, we need to be able to be going in and out of the great hall and an invisibility cloak is not going enough we need a" James finished my sentence "distraction… but what?" Peter then smiled "Well can make Sirius do the chicken dance" Remus and James laughed uncontrollably but I said "no it has to be something surprising not disturbing" they laughed and then Sirius stopped the laughter and said offended "HEY I'll have you know I am a great dancer!" I smirked "that's nice… but how about we turn the great hall dark and that gives time for all of us to move around"

They smirked "that sounds like a good plan but we have to give our trade mark somehow…" I started to scribble a map and I started talking " we will worry about that later right now we need to know everyone knows were everything will occur. Here in the middle of the great hall is where I faint then we exit through the door on the right to look as if me and the guy who will take me to the hospital wing supposedly are to go, then I perform the spell to make everything go dark it is irreversible for 45 minutes, longer if we are lucky. Then one of you guys will go and put the fireworks around the slythering table among with some dung bombs. That should be enough we don't want to go over board do we?"

They smiled "heck yeah" I smiled "dung bombs should be saved for something else how about we use some of those smoking bombs (they just through smoke DUH) and this will help us with more time knowing that the teachers won't see anything."

I hate when people are quiet it makes me nervous so when the guys were quiet I though they hated my idea so I found the courage in me to say "well say something I mean at least say it sucks. Say something! Anything okay! You guys are a lost ca…." finally they got out of their shock state and Sirius said "where was she 5 years ago" Remus added "wow she is completely right you know there is no downside in this plan" then James said "you own me 5 galleons Sirius" quickly I said "why does he own you 5 galleons" he looked nervous so I just dropped the subject peter open his mouth next "wow I thought girls where stupid you proved me wrong…." Remus saw my hands closing into fist so he stepped hard on Peter's left foot.

Remus then said, "So what about the trade mark we still need something else in all our pranks" "True but what" James said "well you know we could put the maurders or you could put a sing saying we did it and point at the place you guys are." I suggested "Umm…. I don't know putting maurders is not funny we should make a firework spell WE DID IT! Now that is funny" said James everyone agreed so Sirius said "Speak now or shut up forever prank has been decided" Sirius announced smashing his hand on the table and then saying "OW! My poor sexy hand"

I rolled my eyes and continued, "First someone should perform the spell murtelos on me." They looked at me like I had said Voldemort's name or something I started wondering why they would be staring at. I suddenly relies they had no clue of what I was talking about so I explained, "oh murtelos is a simple spell that makes you look sick. The spell doesn't just makes you sick I mean really sick like you are about to die or something. You see it forms from the word dead in Spanish" Remus looked fascinated and asked me to teach it to him I was afraid he wouldn't get it on the first try but he did. "That explains why he is a perfect." I thought to myself.

Later in the middle of the feast we were about to sit when I fainted very convincingly according to Remus. Since they were the only ones close to me Dumbledor let James take me to the hospital wing (probably because he was the one who looked more worried.) After we were outside the great hall James quickly said, "Is your head okay I heard a loud bang. I for a minute tough you might have been unconscious, but it was very realistic" I laughed "I am fine but you are right I did let my head fall too hard. Anyway you go put the fireworks, and I'll turn down the lights. Then you'll get out by the closest door I'll be outside waiting for you here use the invisibility cloak and when you are going to go outside you'll walk back to the Gryffindor table okay!" He smirked "jeez woman you make it sound like is hard!" I rolled my eyes and thought, "well…. at least he is still the same old James".

I muttered a spell and suddenly everything in the WHOLE castle went dark. James entered the Great hall unnoticed as planed. The teachers only had their wands to light up by using the spell "LUMOS." I then slipped into the great hall and created some decorative candles into a huge light that I pointed in top of the Gryffindor table. Suddenly there was a loud noise that belonged to the fire works followed by two girly screams from Snape and Malfoy. I then yelled "Alphabeticoulous-firework" I could hear the first years screaming, "look" "look" "look its spelling something out WE… DID… IT" then I could hear a commotion "did what?" James somehow managed to get safely to the Gryffindor table unnoticed the whole hall was clapping and laughing and full of "Wow" or "Oh my god" and other saying 'maurders' in a cheer. I was finally able to get unnoticed before Dumbledor found out how to reverse the spell.

Then Macdonagal yelled "POTTER, BLACK" a 6 year yelled "hey I though you had to take that cute girl to the hospital wing" I was more embarrassed than worried about James, but I worried for nothing… James is a terrific liar and said "I came back when every thing went black I swear on my detention record. Even ask the school nurse. If you don't believe me the girl who is named JEN by the way had just woken up when I left. The nurse wanted her to stay for a while" I was relieved until Macdonagal said "very well I'll go ask her right now" I thought to myself I-WILL-KILL-JAMES! I was luckily a real fast runner and was able to get ahead Macdonagal. I was running as fast as I could to the hospital wing even tough I had no clue where it was! Luckily by some strange coincidence the nurse saw me and said, "You look very ill are you okay?"

She took me to the Hospital Wing and said "spill I know you are not sick" OH UH BUTSTED! I had to give up …wait…unless… I said, "Okay well you got me. You know that guy named Sirius Black… well I had a real good snog with him last year and I never heard from him (I faked my best to look like I was going to cry) I am just not ready to face him yet. Can I please stay here and if anyone comes even a teacher can you please tell them to go… say I fainted or something… please!" she looked at me sympathetically and said "oh yeah of course sweetie! That black kid is a menace. Even tough every girl knows it those eyes…" I said quickly as truthfully, and lovey dovey as I could "that smile and his charm!" she just nodded and said "you can stay here all you want I promise to stop anyone from seeing you" that was so easy! … Mental note "black breaks sensitivity in everyone."

I found that I had (by accident… or not) taken James charmed mirror so I tried to contact Sirius. They answer right away saying "Minnie is in her way" I laughed "I know I am in a bed at the hospital wing, and I swear I'll kill you James just wait when I get there" he smiled "sorry I panicked I had no clue what else to say!" I laughed "you are so dead when I get to the common room. By the way tell me the password for the common room" before any of them could say anything Remus answered, "quidditch cup winners" I smiled "thanks" Sirius then said "how did you convince her you were really sick" I hope I didn't blush but I said "that's for me to know and you to not even think about it got it! Bye see you guys in the morning" Sirius wasn't giving up that easy and I knew it "wait no seriously what you…." I shut off the mirror. After a while I said goodbye to the nurse and she offered to walk me to the fat lady so I wouldn't get in trouble with filch and his cat. I knew the password which made the nurse look at me suspiciously but I just said "oh I got a perfect friend she tells us the passwords before the year starts thanks again and please don't tell any one!" she made it look like my lips were sealed.

I entered the common room and found 3 of them in the common room waiting. I smiled and said to James "chill too tired to even kill you… don't worry I'll have plenty of energy in the morning and you are dead you made me miss diner!" Sirius the butted in the conversation "hey please tell me how you got in" I laughed "love to tell you but can't… promised and besides you don't know the 1st rule about me" Sirius looked at me insecure "well no" I smiled and said "get away from me when I haven't eaten!" he gave this really good puppy eyes, but I just said "rule number 2 dog faces don't work on me…. now MOVE" he moved in an instant and went to hide behind James. I quickly threw the enchanted mirror to James and went to the girls' dormitory. When I finish climbing the stairs I noticed most girls where asleep I was lucky and found my bed fast. Luckily it was beside Lily's and Amanda's lucky I mutter changelous (you imagine your clothes you want to wear) and feel asleep.

Next morning

I was peacefully asleep when James came to wake me up he said something important I just rolled to the other side then he said "come on jen is 6 on the morning" I woke up for some reason not even I know but I said "So! WHY THE BLODY HELL WOULD I CARE!" I just noticed I was fully awake so I said, "fine what do you want" he smiled and said, "jeez woman is the first day use your imagination" (I am obviously not a morning person as you can tell) "WHAT is it I thought it was an emergency is too early breakfast ends in 9:00 I don't have time to do this now bye" he looked at me maniacally and said " please" he was on his knees. What could I do so I said, "get up and then GET OUT! I'll get ready. I'll help you and then I'll kill you" he surprisingly left with no other words I got into my robes as quickly as I could

Later down at the common room and a lot of scowling from me

The other 3 maurders looked as tired as I was I laughed "Ah you haven't changed you are still the annoying 5 year old who woke everyone up." Remus started laughing and we went down to breakfast. I started eating and after a while I noticed how they was looking at me so I said "what?" they said, "well you eat and you are a girl that's weird" "is not! and I eat like a civilized person… unlike you guys… no offence Remus I just mean the other 3 who have stuffed 3 quarters of the table by now!"

At potions

The teachers started to hand out our timetable and I noticed mine was identical to Lily's for the day at least. At Slughorn's class Lily and I knew almost all the answers after a while he asked me "ah you are the girl who I meet in the train what was your name again jem, jam oh forgive me I am getting old" I laughed and said "jen and yes I am the girl you meet…why?" he smiled and gave me a pretty gold envelope. I later found out it was an invitation.

Most of the class he kept on asking about my parents and telling me about them (YUP I did want to hide under the table if that is what you are wondering). According to him my dad was clever but was a huge troublemaker and a potions master, while my mom was good at everything but potions was her natural subject (he also mentioned she sucked at charms and almost failed it if it wasn't for my father… and eventually they started dating) he also mention they constantly tried to out do each other. After class ended I asked James why the heck did the teacher give me the pretty envelope and he said " The slug club… a waste of time. That teacher is a total kiss up… although once we got to meet a real professional quidditch player." I smiled "So do you go to this lunch things?" he shrugged "only to get on his good side. If this means we can get away with everything on his class. We only go when there is absolutely nothing to do"

Rest of the first day

Transfigurations were a blast Lily got turned into a goldfish! (Oh yeah James did it) I turned her back but of course James still got a good couple of detentions but I gained 15 point for Gryffindor. Then we had charms… it was okay. I got the incantations right but nothing INTERESTING happen.

Defense against the dark arts was a lot more interesting (specially with Amanda showing of how many spells, charms, and jinxes she knows) The new teacher is pretty cool and taught us the incantation that makes a piece of duck tape on someone's mouth. He showed us with Sirius the only person who was talking. He said, "Sometimes this is useful like to shut Mr. Black's mouth. Although I highly suggest not to use it against a really powerful wizard" James used this in Snape…. and Lily when they tried to answer a question…. it was funny even the teacher laughed although James got 2 detentions because of that and he got 5 points for Gryffindor for getting it right (that was bizarre)…

After lunch it became my all time favorite spell I mostly used it on Sirius when he keep trying to make me spill on how I got away with such a huge lie at the hospital wing. It was a great day and they announced when tryouts would be held this Tuesday mom has already owl me I should probably owl her right now………

So how is this is it for chapter 4 (I think) if it sucks be brutally honest…. but be nice while doing it. I'll even take flames I provably won't listen to them but you still can flame me! I do take criticism of all kinds as long as it makes my story better… I am open to anything just no slash (slash are just wrong no offense to ppl who actually read them). Review even if you hate it please

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