I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

That couldn't of fucking happened. SASUKE KISSED ME! AHHHH! WHAT NOW! PROPOSE AND BANG HIM RIGHT IN THE LIMO!...Ugh I sound like my mother...But that moment he kissed me, it was the closest thing to complete chaos I had ever felt before. Because #1: There were multiple thoughts running through my head: A) SASUKE KISSED ME! and B) Holy shit.

Also, there was #2,Inner Sakura screaming: "Good, you've got him unaware, NOW!...SQUEEZE HIS ASS!"

"Haruno. Off. NOW." Sasuke demanded in a harsh voice bringing me back to the real world (in which he kissed me in!)

"I DON'T WANNA!" I pouted.

"OFF!" Sasuke yelled, trying to push me off him (and messing up the hair I spent two hours perfecting at the same time). Awww, Sasu-kun's just playing hard to get.

"NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA GET OFF!" I calmly, informed him.

"AHHH! GET THE HELL OFF ME, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Sasuke screamed; still playing hard to get. He even gave me a nickname: Crazy bitch. Ahhh, true love at last.

Sasuke finally pulled me off and ended our little love-fest. I had to admit, I was a little tired of it. Well, not really. Anyway, everything was going great until I reached my old house or Hell as I like to call it. It's not like I expected it to go well but I had my hopes...

In Hell (my old house)

"Sasu-kun! Ring the bell I want mother to see you first!"

"Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell." he responded...in a loving way...kind of...

"That's funny Sasu-kun because we are in hell." I said; laughing, that Sasuke, he's a riot, that one.

"DIE! JUST DIE ALREADY! JUST LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRISTS! AUGHH! DIE!" he screamed taking a knife out of his pocket, he really should do stand-up...

"Hahahaha, Sasu-kun you're so funny...Sasu-kun? Sasu-kun? HOLY CRAP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF WITH THAT KNIFE! STOP! STOP. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM YOUR HEAD! AHH! YOU SHANKED ME! YOU ASS! THIS ISN'T FUNNY SASUKE! NOW IT'S BLEEDING! YOU PIECE OF CRAP! DOES THIS CUT LOOK PAINFUL! BECAUSE IT IS! DAMN YOU! AUGHHH! IT HURTS LIKE A FRICKING BITCH!" I screamed at Sasuke, trying not to get blood all over everything.

"OH! HOW I SHALL OPEN A FACTORY THAT PRODUCES ONLY LEFT SOCKS! AND BY DOING THAT I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Sasuke bellowed, then laughed manically; which I am guessing means that he's sorry he shanked me with that knife. Come to think of it, why did he have that knife?

"M-mom?" I stuttered as the older woman with pink hair opened the door.

I kind of gasped. What in the name of all that is right and made of chocolate did that broad do to her hair! Either she is morphing in to a pink marshmallow bunny or she severely pissed her hairdresser off. I really can't decide. But unlike bunnies, which are sex machines; my mother probably hasn't got laid since like the fifties. Back then everyone got laid, fat, short, tall, small, ugly, pink haired- it didn't matter. So I'm going with the hairdresser option. The bunny woman stared a Sasuke-kun with cold eyes, looking my man, up and down; I swear, she let her eyes linger a bit at his ass. She looked back up at him then warmly smiled. Just when I thought she might approve she says the worst possible thing any mom could say ever!

"Did you knock up my daughter on the way here?"

Sasuke shrugged.

The stupid bunny woman turned to me, "What happened? And what did you do to your hair? It's disgusting! How did you manage to mess it up so terribly? Propose then bang him in the limo?" she asked pointing to Sasuke, for emphasis before continuing to rant on "Jesus Christ, I raised you so well, so I don't where you learn this from."

"Mom, my name is Sakura, not Jesus Christ. I'm sure you would know this if you actually raised me. Also, although, I am in many ways like the good lord; maybe now would be a good time to see that I don't have a fucking beard or have ever rose people from the dead or have possession of a penis, for that matter."

Sasuke looked amused.

"Yes, I said 'penis' " I added, mainly for Sasuke's enjoyment.

"You know what I mean, Sakura." bunny woman said; her only come back, motioning for the butler to take our coats and usher us inside the hellhole.

Oh boy.

Hey, it's Lauren. I'm starting to feel like writing more thanks to all you reviewers. You guys kick ass! I seriously love you all in a non-lesbian way (no offense if you are, I'm just not like that) even the person who said I was "a fucking crazy" whatever that's supposed to mean. Anyway, I'd like to say a special thanks to: Bluedragon212,SaskuraChan, and Warmth of the Afterglow. These peole are the SHIT! If there were a award for the most kickass readers they would win in a heartbeat(if any of you feel left out don't worry I love ya!. Also, feel free to look at my other fics, Actually, no, I COMMAND you to read 'To Know You Is To Hate You So Loving You Must Be Like Suicide' (GaaraXSakura) and 'Hard To Say' (ItachiXSakura) which are both complete fics. Read and review, bee-otches!

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