Not J.K. Rowling
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On with the story…
Jen's POVA new year had started and my summer was miserable. To start of I had to stay at aunt Marge's house. I was amazed by how many diner parties I had to attend. I guess I must stop rambling about something that my great author (moi lol) told you last chapter.
I was standing in front of the Hogwards Express wondering what this year would unfold an behold (that sound weird but it rhymes). I wasn't sure where James and the other Maurders would be so I figured I would look for them around the station.
10 minutes later I was tired and still couldn't find any of the maurders or lily for that matter. I figured lily stayed at Amanda's house and Amanda probably dragged Lily at the station early. I signed and collapsed sitting on my trunk. I took a rubber band and put my hair in a messy bun. After a while I stood up and found Amos Digory. I stood there for a moment not knowing weather to say hi, or to just keep walking, or just stand like an idiot in my case.
I didn't have to wait long because Amos said, "hi Jen" then he added "just wait until quidditch season starts! Hupleffuf will kick Gryffindors ass" I smirked "I will like to see you try… and fail miserably" he stopped and said, "well we will see..." "How Gryffindor wins" he stood there glaring while I couldn't help but smile.
After that I was about to board the train when I hear out of the blue "Jen over here!" I turned around and found James, Sirious, Remus and Peter. I smiled and hugged James first and then hit him in the back of the head hard "I HAD TO ENDURE AUNT MARGE" Sirious, and Remus stood there saying "You have an aunt?" James explained while saying "jeez! Auch! Sorry! Anyway no, aunt Marge is my aunt but since she is practically part potter she calls her that" then Sirious said "OH I get it! NOPE don't get it" I laughed and simply said, "Lets just go!" they nodded and said, "We have a surprise"
I was scared and nervous so I said, "If is anything that I will go run away scared you will pay!" they nodded and took me to a compartment and I said "you go first" since nothing happened I got inside the compartment and it was…. Empty! I looked everywhere to make sure it was zonko product free. I then sat down and then said, "so what is the big deal about THIS compartment" they smiled "it looks normal right?" I glared at them and said, "Yes… go on" "well we charmed it so that only maurders could come inside" I was very confused so I repeated "a the point of you telling me this is…" Sirious hit his forehead and said "this means we are trusting you like a maurder dolt" I laughed "oh yeah anyone could have figured THAT out."
Remus made a tiny effort not to laugh and simply turned back to his book. I smiled and smirked "so this year what are you guys doing. I mean what are we doing. Although I won't do any work" Remus laughed "you think of the plan that is enough work" I smiled and said "yup thank you" then Peter stood "hey how come I always do the dirty work" I said "do you really want to know" he stood up and said "yes" I opened my truck and took out a note book and read it "1 no one suspects we will make you do the dirty work 2 you are the best maurder. (Gave him a sweet smile)" Peter blushed and said "thanks" I then whispered something to Remus "3 I am too smart" he started chuckling quietly behind his book.
After that I told them about all Aunt Marge made do and me go to like 100 diner parties. I could tell I was boring them but I wasn't about to stop until they said so. Sirious and James finally said, "So summer was not good got it." I laughed then I stopped said, "now lets get down to business okay! what are we doing? And if you don't even have an idea then you are truly lazy" James yelled, "hey! For your information we have a plan and it involves…" "Yes… it involves" Sirious then said, "let him finish woman!" I snapped and said "fine out with it then!" James finally finished "cheese on the slythering table!" I stood quiet thinking until I said, "nah and eww! Here is what we will do…" James then said on his defense "it doesn't suck!"
I smirked "do you want Evans to laugh or to scream?" James sat quietly and I nodded "exactly anyways I don't think it sucks, but it needs something else. Hear my idea... first Sirious will give some bimbo this movie star kiss in front of every body! Then Macdonagal will go ballistic and stand up saying "Mr. Black detention... blah, blah" and then we drop cheese at her or water if you like and then the great hall will be laughing and then no one will suspect we are going to do anything so is the perfect opportunity to do anything we got the element" "of surprise" Remus finished cutting me off.
I smiled and said "then we can strike on our enemies who are…" Peter finished for me "Snivellious, and Sirious' cousins" Then I said "exactly but I am not talking about cheese any more. See we have the opportunity to strike one of them so… you decide, but I should add that there is a whole year ahead of us to make snivellious life hell. Although he hasn't done anything YET so I suggest we go with Bellatrix" Sirious nodded "oh sweet I get to make her pay so how exactly is she going to pay?" "Umm… that I didn't think of maybe we could put her on the puppet charm nah too much…. any suggestions?"
AFTER 5 minutes Sirious spoke up "I remember she was allergic to roses" I smirked and said quietly "nah we'll use than on valentines day we… the one thing that bugs her too much" Remus suggested "well when James turned lily's hair purple and made it stick up like she had just been electrocuted got her mad" I smiled "we can do a spell similar to that but it should last longer. Oh god I got her perfect plan!"
Sirious got exited like a puppy and said "what!" I smirked and said "it would be a scandal if James or peter went after Macdonagal cheese thing to the slythering table and said "Bellatrix STOP SENDING ME LOVE LETTERS " I bet every slythering will stop talking to her oh and they should have a red hair colour changing potion to splash at her face or we could do a spell that makes thousands of letters go down on the slythering table. I suggest they say really stupid things" Sirious said "that is perfect but who is better James or Peter" James said nervously "I'll be busy getting the cheese up so peter could you" peter said "sure why not" I looked at my right hand looking at my wrist watch to acknowledge what time it was and found Remus would miss the meeting if he didn't hurry "Remus YOUR meeting"
He ran faster than the wind while I spoke "I am going to go see Amanda. I'll see you at the feast, and I think I have some potion for hair colour all you have to do is mix a bit of colour the instructions are on our potions book page 30 and there is a charm to multiply parchments on our charms book page 100" they nodded.
Before I left Sirious stated, "just so you know I am going to date every cute girl in the 5-7 year by the end of hogwards" I smiled and said, "I suppose you have a list?" To my surprise he actually had a list and it seemed quite long. I looked through it and said, "how come lily and I are not in this list?"
They all went pale and said, "um well maurders have a code that states that you can't date the girl another maurder likes unless you have their permeation after they have gotten over them" I looked puzzled "well that explains lily but what about me?" they looked at each other and said "well we promise that no maurder would never date a relative of a maurder" I smirked "that still doesn't explain" Sirious then said "okay fine peter likes you" I looked terrified and then smirked "fine peter look at me directly in the eye and say Sirious is not lying" like I suspected peter started sweating and I deduced "liars you promise you would tell me everything but I'll let this go!"
Amanda POV (I promised it a long time ago)
I was very bored and sleepy. WHO wouldn't be when Lily woke me up at 5 bloody in the morning? And she took of to go to the prefect's meeting early (30 minutes early). She is my best friend and all but some times she can be a bit insane. Just when I was about to drift to sleep Jen burst on the compartment. I became fully aware but was still very cranky and said; "HEY where were you?" She smiled and said, "You haven't slept those 4 more hours right? Oh and for your information I was helping the guys do this years entrance"
Although I will deny it to my grave I really love the pranks the maurders pull. Yes, a lot of them are insensitive but many are incredible. Lily would kill me if I said this, and Sirious would just get a bigger ego. Now Sirious Black has issues…. Well, he alone is not so bad… WHAT am I saying he is a menace! And word around the train is he plans to date EVERY CUTE GIRL and that means sooner or later he will ask me and I really hate him but is only because of the way he things of girls as a little toy that he gets tired of in a week.
I can't say that is my case I just runaway from relationships because…. I … because …well I don't know, but I don't get tired of the guys I just think they see me as only a pretty face and I hate that! I am also smart, and I am really good at sports. Why can't they see the real me who is fun and smart.
I noticed Jen started saying "AMANDA where are you? Earth to Amanda" I snapped out of my trance and said, "you were saying" she looked at me suspiciously and said "where you thinking of someone?" I laughed "who?" She put on a very elegant accent and said "mmm I think you are provably thinking about s----" before she could finish we heard a commotion outside. We both smiled and next thing you know we were fighting to get outside.
When we finally came outside we couldn't see anything. After much pain we got through. We saw the 3 Maurders being horrible to Snape as usual. Since Remus who normally controls them was still in the perfects meeting there was no one to stop them. Jen provably thought the same thing as me and started to tell James and Sirious
"GUYS what did Snape do to deserve the magical wedgy?" they looked in the floor James said "he called us snobs" I smirked "well last time I heard you were all those things is not Snape's fault he has courage to say it!" Jen had to fight the urge to laugh, while they glared at me. Sirious said in their defense "hey! Who asked you anyways." As always I started an argument with Sirious. Luckily Jen was calm and was defending Snape. "Take that jinx of him NOW!"
James reluctantly put him down making him fall. Jen went over to him and said, "need hand" he snapped at her "I don't need anyone's help specially yours!" Jen looked as if she could kill him but she stopped herself saying calmly " Didn't mean to cause you so much trouble" he turned away and said "thanks mud blood and mud blood lover's friend" James looked as if he was about to strangle Snape but Jen made a hand gesture to stop. Jen just said "Snape I think you should go to your compartment now, or you will know someone that is worse than James" Snape turned to face her and said arrogantly "and who might that be?" In less than a second Jen took her wand. The tip of her wand was touching his neck as she said, "me and my wand now I never want that word said to lily got it!" Snape didn't say anything but jen simply said, "go"
Lily, Remus, Amos and the heads had just gotten through I stopped lily before she could scream at James (I secretly think she likes to). I said calmly "Lily stop Jen took care of everything, Snape no longer has the wedgy and Jen already screamed at James" Amos said teasing jen "impressive… for a beginner" She laughed and said "yeah just like your flying" he glared and said "okay well I have to go" the heads seemed relieved. I think is because they fear one thing with their job and that would be the maurders. They always do pranks and always get away unseen. Everyone knows they did it but there is no evidence… so they NEVER get caught since the 3rd year it has been like that.
The heads thanked Jen and left. Jen turned to face Remus and lily "hey how was the meeting" Remus simply said "well thanks to you the meeting was cut short so thank you!" lily laughed and said "yes I quite agree see this year the heads are boyfriend and girlfriend. They kept staring at each other and kept staring at each other and kissing each others nose we got nothing done they started making out in middle of the meeting." James stepped up and said "well you know how about you me in a broom closet how about it?" Lily immediately left and closed her compartment door Jen and I laughed while I said "sorry James better luck next time"
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