Not J.K. ROWLING! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD GET THE POINT BY NOW.

Jen's POV

I could see James starting to get depressed. I couldn't blame him, it must be horrible to like someone so much and have them hate you… no matter what you do. I sometimes wished I could understand how he felt so I could know what to say or do. I have never felt so useless in my entire life. Sirius, as normal, started poking me until I growled, "Grow up!"

Sirius was certainly not expecting me to snap so easily. I calmed down, "Sorry didn't mean to snap like that." Remus analyzed me and asked, "You are thinking aren't you?" I smiled; "Um… well technically the human brain works 24/7… so it is a good sign if I do." He blushed, "No! I mean you are thinking deeply...lost in your thoughts perhaps?" I laughed, lying once again, "No I was analyzing the feast. To know at what time we have to do everything and I just think that maybe McGonagall is getting suspicious about me," James asked, "What makes you think that?" I smiled, "Oh it's just only a bone head wouldn't notice that I hang out with you guys… and if you think about it you guys don't let just anyone talk to you so maybe they have caught on that I have a huge part on all the pranks" Sirius had a look of wonder on his face, "You know she might be on to something. I VOTE WE KICK HER OUT...ow" he shortly screamed after I pinched him my hardest

I noticed Remus had been quiet for a long time. I sighed, "What do you think Remus?" Remus blushed once again and said, "Well, I doubt any one knows. For one you are friends with Lily and everyone knows that most of her friends hate our guts. Second of all YOUR mothers are friends, in any case you can just say that your mother keeps on asking you to pass on things to James to his mother and if they ask why you talk to us and things, just say that I tutor you in something." I smiled, "Remus
you're a genius! Anyway are you done with the letters?"

Sirius said, "Well… Not exactly, see, Tiffany came took me to an empty compartment, and James was playing wizard chess with Peter. Then I came back and Snivellus came… so… we actually haven't started yet." I took a deep breath and said, "Oh lord, trust the marauders to not do ANYTHING if I just leave them for 10 bloody minutes! Anyway give me a piece of parchment and I will start." Sirius and James scared handed me a quill and the paper. I analyzed the quill and said, "Can anyone open my
trunk and take my colour quills?"

They looked at me strangely but they knew better than to question me, so James took them out. Sirius was the brave one to ask, "What are you doing? Why do you need colour quills?" I smiled and said, "What would you say if Bellatrix used a perfumed, colour mushy letter? You would laugh even harder and that is what I am doing. I am making her look as girly as I can." They tried to see what I was writing, but failed. After 10 minutes I had done 4 samples of letters and handed 1 to each. They stood there and said, "Who knew you were so mushy… YOU of all people!" I laughed, "It's a gift, what can I say? So, is it mushy enough?" Remus
started laughing, "Definitely a year she won't forget." I smiled glad that he liked it, "That's was what I was going for."

They started making copies of the letters and soon we had everything ready to go. We went our separate ways so they could arrive to Hogwarts before anyone could see them. I caught up with Lily and Amanda and said, "Hey." Lily was still rambling on and on about why she would never ever, ever go with James on a date. I think Lily complains about James as much as James daydreams about her.

Amanda finally got desperate and muttered something so a piece of masking tape appeared on Lily's mouth. I started laughing when I noticed how quiet it was. After making Lily swear she would stop going on and on about James we took the duct tape the muggle way. After that we entered Hogwarts. I looked up and saw James in place with about 3 buckets of cheese, Remus had a sack that was enchanted to be bottom less so the lets see… 10 of cards I stuck in there were able to fit. Sirius was already
buttering up some Ravenclaw. Everything was ready …except Peter who wasn't moving.

Pretty soon everyone got in their seats and Sirius took the girl and gave her the perfect movie star kiss in front of every body. By now
EVERYONE was staring from McGonagall to Sirius. McGonagall screamed, "Mr. Black put that girl down this instant!" Sirius dropped the girl in the floor everyone started laughing silently when they heard the girl say, "Ow!"

Next thing you know, James dropped the cheese and everyone gasped suppressing their laughter, afraid of what McGonagall would do. Next thing you know Dumbledore started chuckling and gave the approval for many to laugh hysterically. McGonagall screamed the loudest she had ever heard her scream, "POTTER!"

James started laughing like mad; you could even see tears falling down. I nudged Peter to get up but he whispered, "I can't I-I am too shy!" I was about to scream! If I didn't do something everything would be ruined and that something had to be done like NOW.

I started to look around and spotted Amos. I smiled diabolically, "Hey Amos! psst Amos." He finally turned around and said, "What?" I smiled "can you do me a favor?" He smirked, "Sure …but you have to say Hufflepuff are going to win this year." I turned scarlet and said, "NEVER! Just please (he smiled and I just wanted to punch him) oh fine! Hufflepuff are better than Gryffindors now… do this go, to the Slytherin table, and tell Bellatrix to stop sending you love letters, and go now."

HA who was laughing now? Now it was HIS turn to turn scarlet.

He went and, I have to give it to him. Boy was Bellatrix embarrassed! That was NOTHING compared to when Remus let go of the all the letters. People started laughing and saying oh my god. I don't think I ever seen someone turn so red. The thing was, I didn't know whether it was from anger or embarrassment. Yes, I might have gone very far but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Everyone was laughing and then Bellatrix screamed "SIRIUS!"

At the same time McGonagall screamed, "BLACK, POTTER, and LUPIN! You have gone too far this time I will take several points of Gryffindor! I'll let you know this time you have gone too far. You might be looking at expulsion!" (A/N: DUN DUN DA LOL!)

I just felt horrible and stood up not thinking about what I would say. McGonagall looked at me and said in a very mad voice "SIT DOWN" I was terrified, but my Gryffindor courage didn't fail me, "NO they didn't do anything it- it was all my idea…"

I know this is short but at least you get a chapter and I have my first cliffhanger. Muah hahahahaha review!