I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

Then we were kissing. Me and Sakura. Sakura and I. It was so weird. Because, first of all, here was a girl who I've known and wanted all my life who as I far as I can remember hated me and now suddenly we're making out. So basically, several years after I've lost contact with Sakura I call her up and start living with her and we just decide to sleep together as friends and then we started macking- and she wanted it as much as I did. That's what happened, That's what I'll say on E! True Hollywood Story: Naruto. But a real kiss! DUDE! My lips on her lips, my hands entangled in her silky pink locks so I could tilt her head back just enough to dip my tounge in her mouth. She was mine. It was like those movies where the hero and heroine ride in to the sunset and live happily ever after. Except this was me and Sakura covered in melted ice cream. Whoa. This was something I could get used to. She moaned as I came up for air. I don't think I'll ever breathe properly again.

Sakura POV

Where did Naruto learn to kiss like that! It's pretty awkward. But I didn't have time to think- to even react as he swooped down on my lips once again. I raked his back with my fingernails.

"Sakura?"

"Oh shit."I fumbled to push Naruto away. Doesn't anyone knock these days? I thought. And found myself in contact with the last person I needed to see. Sasuke. He glared coldly at me. Then faced Naruto, turned around then walked away.

"Neji was worried and told me to check up on you two. Didn't know you were fuck-buddies." He said, paused at the doorway, looking back at us, Naruto on top of me, the both of us covered in ice cream, looking like we were doing much more than what we actually were. Then he turned around, leaving me and Naruto alone once again. I stared at him. He stared back.

"You know," he said,"for every awkward silence there is another gay baby is born in to the world."

I slapped him. He was still Naruto.