I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

The awkward silence seemed to pass.

"Naruto, um, so are we like a couple now or what?"

"I dunno. If sleeping with one another then licking ice cream off each other doesn't make us a couple I don't know what does." Naruto grinned.

"Hmmm... So, shall we tell the world?" I asked, raising my eyebrows.

"WHAT? You two are...g-g-going out?" Neji shrieked in a mixture of pure disgust, anguish, and suprisal. So un-Neji. Naruto's fingers intwined with mine as we both nodded.

"I didn't know you two were sleeping together." Kiba seemed excited, taking Akamaru out of his hiding place. It was obvious to him, if Sakura was sleeping with Naruto Akamaru would be safe.

"Milk." Shikamaru stated, making everyone think what a fuckng dumbass.

"Hn." Sasuke acknowledged everyone in the room as he walked in.

"Uchiha! Did you know Forehead is sleeping with Dipshit?" Neji inquired, pointing first to me then to Naruto.

"Yeah. This morning they were fucking like rabbits." Sasuke sneered at us. He looked angry, maybe even a little, dare I say it, jealous? Neji gasped at Sasuke's crude comment, he looked ready to pass out.

"We fucked like rabbits!" I exclaimed, in disbelief and disgust.

"Sakura, despite how cute rabbits are, those animals are sex machines! Ever wonder how they reproduce so fast?"

I slapped his head. "No, you dope! Forget the rabbits, we NEVER fucked ever!"

"Ice cream and all that kinky shit." Sasuke added, going over the "details" with Neji, paying no attention to me and Naruto's conversation.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" I screamed.

"So that's why he was on top of you, licking all of it off?" Sasuke took a step closer.

I turned to Sasuke "Go to hell!" I screamed. I grabbed Narutos hand and ran out the door. Each step sounded like it was saying Sasuke. Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke I tried to drown it out by screaming inside, in my mind. But my steps were always louder and more clear than what I was thinking. Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke. His name was the only thing my mind could register. The worst part of it all was that Naruto held my hand through the whole thing, having no idea what was going on in my head.

Blue or Yellow.

God just has to make me choose. Naruto was the obvious choice. He was hot, funny, and not an asshole. Sasuke, on the other hand was also hot but also an asshole and homocidal. Naruto tapped my shoulder gently, bringing me back to the living world.

"Sakura? Um, I know you kind of aren't feeling too good but I was wondering if, uh, you, um wanted to go out on a..." His voice trailed off.

"A date?" I offered, happy to leave my thoughts.

"YES! I mean, yeah a date." He tried to regain composure.

"Sure."

He grinned like a jack-o-lantern and ran to the car, dragging me with him.

"Why are we at Safeway?" I asked.

"Grocery shopping." He answered simply.

"Get in the cart." He said suddenly.

"What? No way!" I slapped his hands away from carrying me in to the cart. But that was all in vain because he did anyway.

"Now, isn't this fun?" Naruto smiled, walking down the asile looking at the "great selection" of yogurt which contained flavors like Strawberry, Orange, and Green. If you consider green a flavor. "No. You look like a freaking pedophile and I'm calling the date rape hotline on your ass." I said.

"Wheee. Such fun, I wish someone would push me in a cart." Naruto laughed nervously, not sure if I was joking or not.

"I could give you a push" said a male prostitute in a neon pink g-string, winking at Naruto, then patting the empty space next to the "king sized" bottle of lube he had in his shopping cart. In return, Naruto zoomed down to the check out, screaming "NOT IN THE BUTT!"

I guess we didn't need any groceries.

"I can't believe they let...that in the store." He manged to gasp out.

"What happened to the no shoes, no shirt, no service policy?" He wondered aloud.

"Well, they let you in, they let everyone in." I suggested. He grinned and kissed me.

"I guess you're right." He said, coming up for air.

This counts as a date right?

Hey, ya'll! I updated. Do you like it? I'm happy with it. So yeah, tell me what you think. Oh and check out my new fic, Headfirst for halos.

Love,

AsianOne