I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
She broke away from Sasuke.
"No way." I said, looking from her to Sasuke, dropping the ice cream, I bolted out the door. I got in to her car and revved up the engine to her Cherokee. Yes, I believe that is called auto theft. But she cheated. Cheated with him.
'It's not like you expected this to work out. You saw how she looks at him. She ain't in to you. So what? Suck it up, you pussy!' says the first voice.
'Naruto, I know you're hurt but you knew deep down this was going to happen. Well, look at it this way. You never really were together. Offically, you two were a couple for 4 hours.' Says the second voice.
I can't understand the third voice because he only speaks Mexican. I use my voice of reason to help translate. Voice of reason comes up with the best comfort: 'You don't need her. Just drink until you pass out.' So that's what I did. Found a college frat party and drank until John Travolta resembled something like Kate Moss. Yeah, that's right pretty damn drunk.
Neji POV
"I dun need 'er she's justa 'oldin' meh backk" Naruto slurred.
I sighed. God, he's such a dumbass. If anything Sakura was the best thing for him.
"Yes, you don't need her." I roll my eyes, trying to humor him. Maybe then he'll stop talking, While wondering for the millionth time how exactly Naruto got to this party.
"I coulda gotta 'nyone I wantted. I could gggett any one." He chugged down some more tequila.
"Mmmm..." I said, uninterested.
"Like that one gggirlie overs there." he pointed in the direction of a tree.
"Naruto, that's a tree." I remind him.
"Naw, the chick next to it." He nodded to her. I looked over in that direction. Eduardo read her name tag. Hmmm, a name tag? A hooker, perhaps?
"Naruto, that's a man. "Her" name is Eduardo. Like Edward." I argue.
"Nott evennn, it's fancy for Edwina. Ya know dem hookers and dere fancy pants names."
"Naruto, she has seven o' clock shadow."
"Aw, shome racesh have morrre of theee facial hair den de othersh" He winked at "her".
" 'She' has an adams apple." I pointed out.
He squinted at her, fell flat on his face, and forgot our whole she-is-actually-a-he conversation.
"Heyyyzz" He called to it.
"Hey big boy, wanna have a good time?" Eduardo purred, clinging to his arm. I shudder as "she" winks at me and blows me a kiss mouthing a quick 'call me' before attempting to suck face with Naruto.
God, I need a beer.