I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
Hi! Sorry for the late update I hope you enjoy this chapter even though the Sasu/Saku will come in the next chappie. Sorry Saskura-chan. Thanks everyone, reviewers one and all! I have like 80 something reviews! Its fricken sweet!-Love, AsianOne
"Hey, Blondie ya got a visitor" the lady-cop told Naruto, munching on a donut. So stereotypical cop. Naruto looked up at me, shivering I guess spending the night in jail next to a gay biker trying to play butt darts with him wasn't exactly his idea of fun.
"Naruto" I said.
His left eye twitched.
"Oh god why? Oh god why? OH GOD WHY!" he kept repeating.
"Rough night?" I asked.
Naruto nodded, the biker looking suspiciously content.
"I've come to collect your ass so we can go back home." I said.
The biker grinned wickedly at Naruto, "You probably don't want to collect his ass after what I've done to it," he turned to glare me (assuming I was Naruto's boyfriend) and grabbed Naruto's crotch (A/n this is rated M for a reason ya know)"THIS IS MINE!" he declared, squeezing Naruto in the lower region of his body, Naruto kicking and screaming.
"Um, yeah I'm not gay." I reassured the biker, backing away a couple, say, HUNDRED yards.
The biker resumed his content look and went to lie on his bunk. Naruto, traumatized greatly, shivering and twitching.
"Naruto why is Eduardo tattooed on your arm? You do know that Eduardo is probably a guy, right?" I asked.
"EDUARDO IS A GIRL!" Naruto screamed, trying to console himself, I guess having two guys, one of which boned his ass is enough to make him insane.
"Don't worry Naruto, having a penis doesn't affect someone's ability to be a good person. It just makes it less likely. I'm sure if Eduardo is as good as you say he-she-whatever it is you guys would have a great relationship." I said, trying to make him feel better.
"Well, excuse me for not knowing how to work 'do you have a penis' in to a conversation!" Naruto said, angrily. But the biker looked angrier.
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME! BLONDIE, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME! THIS ISN'T A MOTHERFUCKING GAME! BITCH, DON'T MAKE ME GIT THE WHIP!" The biker screamed. I ran out of the cell as fast as I could.
"SORRY, NARUTO CAN'T HELP YOU THERE! I TRIED!" I hollered as I ran out of the police station. I'll so need therapy after this.
Yeah, short chapter. So I guess this is the little short side story but it doubles as a chapter because I'm lazy and want to get off the computer and go make out with Bradley! Go me! Sorry. You probably didn't want to hear that. Well, I hope you don't hate me too much I'll make the next chapter VERY long and lots of sasu/saku fluff. XOXOXOXAsianOneXOXOXOX