SHORT STORY

Hey guys, I decided to write a short story anyway. I promise I'll be working on the 'new long chapter' as soon as possible. I just felt that if you guys have been sticking around and reading this fic for 21 chapters you really do deserve some kind of reward so here it is: Neji's visit to the therapist's office (based on one of my experiences with my therapist). I might think of turning this in to a spin off series if the reviews are good. Thanks! You guys Kickass!-AsianOne

"So you're Neji Hyuuga, correct?" said the receptionist.

He nodded and flashed a smile, his pearly whites gleaming at the brooding receptionist sitting inside the small mental health clinic. After an incident with a certain blonde and a gay biker, therapy was the least Neji could do to recover from all the emotional damage that event caused him. Or at least that's what his last therapist said, and shortly after saying that he tried to hit on Neji. So here he was, in another clinic.

"Doctor Brown will be seeing you now, Mr. Hyuuga." The receptionist said glumly.

Neji expected her to follow up that statement with an 'I hate my job' but she just opened the door into the doctor's office and shoved him in.

"Ahhh, Neji, come, sit, sit. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I'm Doctor Brown" The man balding man with eyebrows that looked suspiciously like Satan's said, patting a recliner next to him.

"Ummm…Okay." He said, sitting down, nervous at the fact that Satan-eyebrows was "looking forward" to meeting him.

"Neji, I've come to understand that you are going through some emotional distress after an instance where you witnessed a close friend of yours was getting touched by another man in a sexual way." The therapist said eying the portion of Neji-meat put before him.

"Um…yeah I'm not very comfortable talking about this right now…"Neji's voice trailed off, moving slightly over to go hang out with the wall.

"Right, sorry, Neji I respect your wishes. So Neji, have you ever wanted to be of the opposite sex?" the therapist asked, lips pursed, one Satan-eyebrow raised.

"Uh no."

"You can tell me, Neji. That's why I'm here." Dr. Brown assured him.

"I don't want to be a girl and I never have."

"Okay, that's good." Dr. Brown mumbled, scribbling furiously on his notepad, "so, Neji if you don't mind me asking, do you like small animals?"

"Um…I guess."

"Do you like them a lot?"

"They're okay"

"Okay, so have you ever tried hurting small animals?"

"If I liked small animals why would I hurt them?"

"You said they're okay. Besides, I like cows, Neji but that doesn't stop me from eating them. I will repeat the question again: have you ever tried to hurt small animals?"

"No!"

"Is that so?" more scribbling, "Neji, do you ever have dreams where you are bigger and stronger than everyone else?"

"Um I guess?"

"Hmmm…" Dr. Brown pauses to look up at him, "and in these dreams do you hurt small animals?"

"NO! OKAY? NO! IN FACT, I LOVE SMALL ANIMALS! JUST STOP ASKING ABOUT THE FUCKING ANIMALS!" Neji screamed.

"Okay, so you like the small animals." Dr. Brown paused for a moment, "Neji, have you ever thought about kissing the small animals?"

"FUCK NO!" Neji screamed, boiling red.

"Neji, I just want you to know denial is the first step in to getting better. When you're ready to talk I just want you to know I'm here for you." Dr. Brown paused and looked in to Neji's eyes, "Has anyone ever told you, that you have beautiful eyes?" he said.

Neji screamed and ran out of the office, the receptionist sighing heavily. Note to self: More therapy for Neji Hyuuga was her only thought.