Hey babes! This is Christian and Lauren. This is not a chapter I think you know that right?So yeah, just telling you that the new fic we were talking about is out! It's called 15Things To Do Before I Die. So read and review bitches! We love it already. We are so over this fic already because it sucks. Just read it instead of this fic. Lauren like hates I won't cross these streets unil you hold my hand. She's denying that she ever had anything to do with it and her alibi is that I wrote it, claimed that she did. But there was no way in hell she wrote it because she was away in France having Adam Brody's children. Heh. For some reason I don't believe her. I also forgot to acknowledge some people for their reviews.

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I'm sorry if I forgot you, I'm going off memory, here. Just know you are loved all the same.

Anyway, on a sidenote Lauren was being an idiot again.

What do you mean by again?

Okay so, we were at Starbucks and we were standing in line, waiting for her latte and my frap...

Oh God. I'll never hear the end of this one, will I?

So for an unknown reason she looked down...

Let's just say I looked down and saw a leperchaun and did a heel click. That's the end.

-Ahem- so she looks down at her boobs. Then she started to scream at them. She said, and I quote:

"GET IN LINE BITCHES, OR I'M PUTTING ON A BRA!"

Fuck you, Christian. What did you want me to do? They were arguing like two drag queens fighting over a hair dryer. The left boob was like I'm better than the right boob and the right boob was like nu-uh I'm better. But that was personal, you bitch!

Personal? Yeah, between you, your boobs, and everyone within ten feet of Starbucks. So everyone stared at her and she ran away. Then like two minutes later she came back and was like: Um forgot my latte. And that, for some reason reminds me of something else that happened today...

You make me sad.

I have a friend name Kaleiki. He's ugly but nice and Lauren met him for the first time so he was like Hi I'm Kaleiki.

Kaleiki is a poopface and loves Christian.

He's a nice kid. So anyway she just stared at him for a while and

then she said. " Your name sounds like an STD."

Then she shouted:

"I GOT KALEIKI FROM HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A MALE STRIPPER!"

I find that funny because as far as I know she's a virgin.

Nope. Last night. Me. Johnny Depp. You know what I'm talking about. HELL YES!

Oh please. Keep your perverted dreams to yourself.

Christian just yesterday you said you wanted to screw Itachi.

Itachi isn't 42. I love Johnny but that's just creepy; he's old enough to be our dad.

But Itachi isn't even real.

Well look at the time! We have to go.

Shut down! mmm-hmm.

Shut yo lip. Anyway, guys, just check out the new fic and review.

Love,

¡AsianOne!