Author's note.
Here's another new story for ya. This time, Lila has to not only deal with Marinette, but Hazbin Hotel's three Vs as well AKA Velvet, Vox and Valentino. Prepare for Lila to get absolutely fucking wrecked. So, leave a review, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Chapter 1
The deal with the three Vs
Marinette was in fucking hell. That Italian whore Lila had manage to convince almost EVERYONE in her class that she was a liar. Well, almost everyone. Nathanial and Adrian still believed in Marinette. But Adrian was too much of a coward and Nathanial was having trouble getting evidence. In the meantime, Lila had convinced her class to do everything under the sun to make her life miserable. Her family bakery was one of the few places she felt safe. Her moping was interrupted by the sound of a bell ringing, a customer had come. Which was surprising, given how it was past closing time.
Marinette walked down the stairs with a miserable look on her face.
"Sorry", said Marinette as she reached the counter. "But we're clo-". Marinette didn't even finish her sentence as she stared at what was in front of her. There were three in total. The first was clearly a girl. She had greyish brown skin, red eyes and a head FULL of red, white and chocolate brown hair that was tied into pigtails. She wore a dress that was primarily white, but she had black and red accents. The second one was a male. He wore a black suit that was pinstripedwith teal colour. But the most notable thing was that he had a TV for a head, with red eyes and fangs. The last one was a male as well. Only he was 10 fuckin' feet tall. He wore a red and zebra patterned pimp outfit and he greatly resembled a moth. He also had four arms, a mouth full of sharp teeth, one of which was gold, red eyes and wore heart shaped glasses with pink lenses. Marinette watched in complete shock at this.
"I told you this was a bad idea" said the tv headed one, his voice sounding like a cross between machinehead and Joker.
"Aw, c'mon", said the girl. "I've heard legends of this place. I just want one thing from here".
"You know all that sugar's gonna go to your hips" said the moth pimp, his voice sounding like a seductive growl.
"Oh come on Valentino", said the girl. "You know I don't get fat".
"Yeah, but Velvet", said TV head. "Your teeth are gonna rot like a corpse".
"That's a load of bull and you know it Vox" said Velvet.
"Ahem". The three then looked to see Marinette's parents, Tom and Sabine, had decided to join in.
"Uh, can we help you?" Asked Sabine.
"Do pardon us", said Vox. "Our female friend wanted to try some of your baked goods as research for her own concoctions".
"I'm a HUGE fan of you work", said Velvet. "And your daughter's designs, oh, I can't get enough of them".
"Well, if you wanted a commission, you came at the wrong time", said Marinette. "I'm currently dealing with something".
"And what might that be?" Asked Vox.
"A girl in my class named Lila Rossi" answered Marinette. This caught Valentino's attention.
"Did you say? Lila. ROSSI!?". Vox and Velvet were surprised by the change in demeanour.
"Uh, yeah" answered Marinette.
"If you want to kick Gretta's stupid little whore in the nuts and get her humiliated", said Valentino. "I. Want. In. On. It".
"Uh, why?" Asked Sabine. Valentino then gave a cackling mad laugh.
"Well, let's just say that in that family", answered Valentino. "Lust, Greed and Pride are their main weaknesses. And I know just the way to exploit them. After all, no one, says no, to Valentino".