Anger Management
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Chapter 2: A Battle of Epic Proportions
>We now rejoin our heroines who are pointing accusing fingers at one another while in a stare down.>
S: >Stare>
J: >Stare>
Mu: >Raises a questioning eyebrow>
S: >Stare>
J: >Stare>
S&J: >Blink at the same time> Ah damnit!
Mu: >Draws back in fear>
S: Well, that didn't help at all...
J: Yeah, We need another way of finding out who gets him...
S: Hmmmmmm...
Mu: Um-
J: Yes, love?
Mu: . . . uh. . .
S: Ooooh! I've got it!
J: What?
S: A chugging contest!
J: XD Yeah!
Mu: Okaaay. . . I'm gonna go this way now. . .
>Mitsuru suddenly finds his path blocked>
S&J: Now just where do you think you're going?
Mu: oO
S: We need someone to be the ref!
J: >nods>
Mu: But I don't wanna!
>Sheena and Jessica grab Mitsuru by the arms as he tries to run away>
Mu: Ah! Noooo! Lemme gooo!
S: tsk tsk tsk. Can't have you running away now can we?
J: So, to prevent it. . .
>The two proceed to tie Mitsuru up to a tree>
S: Yeeees, excellent.
J: Indubitably. Now, Mitsuru, who ever gets done drinking her drink first is the winner.
S: So you, dearest get to tell us which one actually wins!
Mu: >Eye twitches>
S: >Randomly pulls out two frosty beverages>
Mu: . . .
J: Sheena, where exactly did those come from?
S: Hm? Oh, my pocket of course.
J: Care to explain why they're just the right, cool, temperature?
S: It's a long story.
Mu: Just get this over with so I can go home already!
>Sheena and Jessica begin chugging. The whole time, Mitsuru can't tell which of them is closer to finishing first.>
S&J: Done!
Mu: . . .
J?
S: What? Who won?
Mu: Tie.
S&J: What?
Mu: You both finished at the same time. So, it's a tie.
S: . . .
J: Aw man! Now what?
S: . . .
J: >Pokes Sheena>
S: . . .
J: >Pokes again>
S: Ro-Sham-Bo!
J: >Lets out a girlish shreik>
S: That's it! We ro-sham-bo for him!
J: >recovers quickly> Excellent idea, my dear.
Mu: Eh?
J: We're going to play rock-paper-scissors to break our tie!
Mu: . . .
S&J: Ready?
>Slow motion>
S&J: Rock . . . Paper . . .
>Both do backflips>
Mu: . . .
S&J: Scissors. . .
>Both do a barrel roll>
S&J: Shoot! >Both have their hands in the shape for paper>
Mu: T-
>Suddenly, the two are violently thrown backwards>
S: >Hits the ground> Ooof!
J: >Hits the ground> Ah!
S: >Getting up> See, this is why we need to be careful not to tie. . .
Mu: Why did you just-
S: Well, let me put it this way, you haven't seen a game of ro-sham-bo until you've seen us play.
J: >Nods> With the exception of Dragonball Z of course.
Mu: Dra-
S: Too true, too true.
J: Now. . . En guard!
S: Best two out of three wins?
J: You got it!
S&J: Rock! >Both do cartwheels>
Paper! >Both do flying kicks>
Scissors! >Both do summersaults>
Shoot! >Sheena holds a rock>, while Jessica holds paper
>Sheena is thrown to the ground while Jessica lands on her feet>
S: Ah!. . . . Oh sweet Jesus. . . I'll never get used to that. . .
Mu: >Is sweating profusely>
J: Wanna give up?
S: >Getting up> Never!
J: Well, then, Ready!
S&J: Rock!
>This continues until the dust, which is thrown up in their epic battle, finally clears.>
Mu: Oh thank God! It's finally over!
J: >Is standing over Sheena holding scissors>
S: >Is facedown in the dirt holding paper>
J: I am victorious! Muhahahaha!
S: >Gets up slowly> Yeah yeah, congratulations and all that jizz.
J: >Puts arm around Sheena> Oh Sheena, It's not so bad, you still have Misoka.
S: Hmmm. . . Why would I want Miso- . . . . Oooooo! >nods then winks> Got ya!
J: Good, now all is in order.
Mu: Okay then, if you ladies would untie me, I'll just be on my way.
S: >Is pulling out a blowgun> Oh Mitsuru, you're so funny!
J: Really! He thinks he can to home now! How cute!
Mu: So. . . come on, untie me already. . .
J: Sheena?
S: Oh, I'm on it, Jess.
>Sheena loads her blowgun and shoots a sleeping dart at Mitsuru>
Blowdart: >Hits Mitsuru in the leg>
Mu: Ah! Jesus Christ! That really-
S: >Raises eyebrow> Hurts?
J: No, jello, dummy.
S: Jello.
>End Flashback>
S: Sooo. . . refresh your memory?
Mu: Sadly.
J: >Glomps> Mitsuru Oh! I'm so happy!
S: >Throws confetti>
Mu: I'm not. You could have freaking killed me with that blowdart!
S: tsk tsk tsk. You think that I would use an ordinary blowdart? I have special Lunar Race friendly darts!
Mu: >Blinks>
J: Nice work.
>An odd noise is heard oustide>
Mu: >Looks optimistic>
J: What was that?
S: >Sniffs> Wait a minute!
Chapter 2 End
Authors' Note:
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