Chapter 3: What Insane Asylum?
J: >Raises eyebrow> Pray tell, what is it?
S: I know that smell! There's only one person it could possibly be!
Mu: Care to enlighten us?
S: >Smirks at Mitsuru> Come on. It should be obvious to you! Besides the fact that you've been living with him, and you're a tengu! Don't you have a keen sense of smell?
Mu: . . .
J: Come on Sheena! I have a good sense of smell too, but I can't tell who it is!
S: Hee hee hee. Of course you can't ! You can only smell, sense or hear the characters you've claimed from great distances.
J: Ahhhh. . . So that means it's one of yours?
S: Bingo!
Mu: >Cautiously sniffs the air.>
S: Well? Can you tell who it is yet?
Mu: >Eyes widen> Why, that's-
S: MISOKA!
J: oO
>Outside>
Misoka: >Peers into the window> Now, let's see. Mitsuru is tied to a chair and is surrounded by some really weird looking girls. Right, that sounds like a piece of cake. All I have to do is wait until they are gone, sneak in there, untie him, and leave. But the question is. . . Do they have security systems or traps set. Hmmmm. . .
Someone: I don't think they have anything like that.
Mi: Really? Well then, that just made my job easier! Now all I do is wait for them to leave.
SO: Why?
Mi: So I can rescue Mitsuru of course.
SO: I don't think that will be happening anytime soon my friend.
Mi: >Quirks an eyebrow.> And why not?
SO: Because. . . >Smirks> You're about to join him!
Mi: >Tenses up. He slowly turns around, and when he sees who he's been talking to, his face pales considerably and he starts sweating.>
SO:>Cackles evily> Yes my precious, you should be scared! 'Cause now, you are officially mine!
>The un-named person then proceeds to tackle Misoka with in-human strength. They then cover his nose and mouth with a cloth that has a strong smell. After 2 seconds of struggeling he's out like a light. The un-named one then grabs up, looks around to make sure that no one's watching, then dashes into the house. That is the last time Misoka will see the light of day for a long, long time.>
>Up in the air>
Someone: Did you see that!
Someone Else: Sure did! Man, I don't believe she did that! And in broad daylight too!
SO: You think we should do something?
SOE: Of course! Especially since we're the only ones who saw it.
SO: Well then, how do we go about doing this? From the way she went and tackled that kid, she must be pretty weak. I mean, come on! Anyone can tackle a child!
SOE: I don't know. . . Videl wasn't ever able to tackle Goten. . . Or mini me.
SO: >Twitch> That's different with Saiyans you baka!
SOE: Hey now! Don't go calling me an idiot! Especially since i'm the son of one of the smartest people in the world!
SO: Yeah, well, i'm the son of the strongest man in the universe!
SOE: Really? Well, at least my fathers' I.Q. isn't -20!
SO: Why you!
>At that point, Person #1 shoots toward Person #2 at full speed, fully intending to rip his head off. But it's a good thing Person #2 has quick reflexes, otherwise. . . Well. . You know.Anyways! He was able to block a punch to his head and retaliated with a swift uppercut. Person #1 saw it coming and flipped backwards and flew behind Person #2. When he was behind him, he lashed out with a round house kick, but again, Person #2 was just as fast and blocked it. this time though, he didn't hit back. He just pushed the leg away from him and flew back a ways.>
SO: What's wrong Trunks? Afraid you're gonna get your ass kicked by the son of an idiot?
Trunks: Dude, you just burned your own dad
SO: . . . So. .
T: >Sweatdrop>
SO: >Growls lowly. Then, as if being shot out of a rocket launcher, he flies straight at Trunks. Trunks dodges the kick to the head and starts pulling off many evasive menuvers. One includs flying through a bunch of trees and coming out with a kitten clutching his face. He pauses in mid air to try and remove the shivering and spitting animal from his person. He succeds, but that gave Person #1 the chance to tackle him in the air.>
>Cut to where Jessica, Sheena , and Mitsuru are having a argument.>
Mu: -- think that you can just go around snatching people off the street!
>The two girls stare at him questioningly, silently asking if that really is such a bad thing.>
S: You mean sane people don't do that?
J: . . . God?
Mu: >Blows up> You think Divine intervention makes it okay! You know where the people who do that are! The insane asylum!
S: >Blank stare> You mean my mom does that?
J:>Turns to Sheena> No wonder she's a groupie! She collects rockstars!
Mu: >Stare>
S: Let's not go into thatright now. Another time, another side adventure.
J: Indeed.
Mu: >Sweatdrop>
>Just then, out of nowhere, there's a huge crash and smoke and debris goes everywhere. Sheena and Jessica latch onto each other and start shrieking at the top of their lungs about how they're gonna die, are to young to die, and about how it's the apocolypse and the mortal world is coming to an end! All the while, Mitsuru, who is still bound to the chair, tries in vain to avoid falling beams and stuff, but isn't really doing a good job of it. So, he's just kind of hopping around, trying to avoid it all. Suddenly, two huge forms come crashing to the ground. They seem to be A- okay because they're rolling around on the ground, hitting, biting, pinching, kicking, and yes, pulling hair.>
S&J:>Boggly eyed>
Mu: >Spinny eyed from being hit by one to many support beams>
T: >Grunts> Damnit Gohan! Would you cut it out already!
Gohan: No! >Swings at Trunks> Not until you lose a few teeth!
T: RRRRRRRRRRR!
S:>Blink blink> Jess?
J: Yes?
S: Is that who I think that is?
J: >Takes a good look at Trunks> Why bless my soul! It is! It's--
S: Gohan! And---
J: Trunks! RRAAAAAAAHHHH!
>The two men turn to see who was yelling. Their eyes widen when they recognize one of the girls. Then they find themselves caught up in two VERY strong grips>
J: Squeeee! I don't believe it! Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I would actually see you in the flesh! And now i'm hlding you in my arms! WEEEE!
S: AAHHHHH! Dra cysa kuac vun sa! Yht huf, E ryja so jano ufn didun uid puto kiynt! Lumit drec tyo kad yho padden?
J: >Looks at Sheena> Pid Sheena, oui zicd fahd uid yht ehjedat Misoka du zuehdra bynda. E druikrd dryd syta ouin tyo naymmo kuut?
S: Oac. . . Famm. . . Ed zicd kud FYYO padden! EEEEEEEEE!
G&T: >Weeze>. . . >Pant>. . . Can't>Gasp> Breath!
S&J: >Looks down> Really?
G&T: >Looks up at them with the most pitiful faces ever imagined>
S&J: >Looks at each other and shrugs> Okay.
>The two girls release them. While they are trying to catch their breath , Sheena walks over to a coffin that wasn't there before. She effortlessly lifts the top off and tosses it to the side. She then peers inside and and gives an adoring smile, reaches in, then pulls out the person that was spying on them earlier. It's Misoka! Mitsuru notices this, and wonders how the hell she got him down there without him noticing>
Mu:>Thinks to himself> I don't remember her bringing that coffin down here. Wait. . . When did she leave in the first place? >Narrows his eyes> They aren't of the Lunar Race, are they?
T: >Finally catches his breath, then points an accusing finger at The Sheena> You!
S: >Freezes like a deer caught in headlights> Me?
T: Yeah! You're the girl that took that kid!
S: >Blink> I am?
T: >Nods head>
J: >Looks at Sheena> You took a kid?
S: >Is confused> I don't know. All I remember doing is going outside to see if that really was Misoka I smelled, and it was.I asked if he wanted to come inside and he agreed graciously. Then, for some reason, he fell asleep. So, I put him in his bed 'cause I figured he must've been really tired. I don't remember seeing no kid! Honest!
G: >Looks at her incredulously> What do you mean didn't see a kid! You've got him in your arms!
S: >Looks down> But, this is Misoka!
T: And he's a kid.
J: >Looks at them like they're stupid> No he's not.
T: Yes, he is.
J&S: Is not!
G: He is! Look at him! He looks just like a child!
J: Clearly you have never seen a midget before.
Mu: >Snorts>
S: Ah. This is just his human form.
G&T: >Blank stares>
J: Yeah. He's actually really, really old.
S: And tall!
G&T: >Looks at them like they've just seen Jesus>
Mu: >Looks exasperated>
Mi: UUUNNNNN. . . What happened?
S: AAAHHH! You're alive! I thought you'd died there for a second!
Mu: But you said he just fell asleep.
S: >Stares> Died? Asleep? Same thing. It involves the resting of the body.
T: No. there's a big difference.
J: Not important! >Latches onto Trunks' waist> Soooo. How you doin'?
T: >Looks at her like she's insane>
S: Back on topic! So, are you okay now? All rested from your death/nap?
Mi:. . . Who are you?
S: Sheena!
J: >Raises hand> Jessica!
S&J: >Starts doing these flahy hand motions and poses> And together, we are--
>Ends up in a pose where they are back to back, arms crossed with one hand above the heart with the index and thumg placed like guns and the other pointing straight up.Their legs are spread shoulder length apart.>
S&J: The Queens of Fandom!
T, G, Mi, Mu: >Boggly eyed-can't-believe-they're-actually-looking-at-people-that-escaped-from-the-insane-asylum-faces>
J: What?
S: >Gets teary eyed> You don't think it's cool?
G: . . . Trunks.
T: . . . Yes?
G: Do you have your cell phone?
T: Yes. Why?
G: >Turns to give him a serious look> I think we need to call all of the Z- Warriors in here?
T: >Puzzled> Why?
G: >Gimaces> this could get ugly.
T: >Turns to look at the prancing girls> In that case, maybe we should get all of the Kais and maybe a few bad guys to help us.
G: >Watches them as well> We just might. .
Mi&Mu: >Is utterly confused>
Chapter 3: End
AL Bhed translations:
The same goes for me! And now I have my very own tutor AND body guard! Could this day get any better?
But Sheena, you just went out and invited Misoka to join the party. I thought that made your day really good?
Yes. . . Well. . . It just got WAAY better! EEEEEEEE!
Official Cast List
SO: Someone
SOE: Someone Else
S: Sheena (Real Life)
J: Jessica (Real Life)
Mu: Mitsuru (Crescent Moon)
Mi: Misoka (Crescent Moon)
T: Trunks (Dragonball Z)
G: Gohan (Dragonball Z)
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