Rescue and time change
It wasn't easy to get into Uru Baen. It involved fake beards, shoe polish, and an eyebrow remover. Finding Gallbitorix's castle, on the other hand, was simple. It was the largest building around.
Getting in, too, was easy. Gallbitorix might live in the middle of a war camp, but he obviously enjoyed the finer things things in life. A steady stream of jugglers, magicians, midgets, fat dudes, and carpet salesmen were making their way in and out of the castle.
They disguised themselves as pastry makers and were soon within the palace.
"Now, this is where our job gets difficult," Eragon said as they shuffled into the kitchen.
"And why is that, my honey bunch of heaven?" asked Alieina.
Eragon gritted his teeth and replied, because, my annoying little fan-girl of utter HATRED, Gallbitorix has probably hidden them.
"No, he hasn't," said Erika, "he put them in dungeon #5,712,956,105, in the north-east corner of the castle."
"And you know that how…?"
She smiled. "It's amazing how much the kitchen girls here know."
That night, after pretty much everyone was asleep, we (Alieina, Eragon, Erika, and me) crept down to the dudgeon to find…
Mark, Charlie, and Jennet, obviously.
A green stone with white veins running across it.
And Leah.
Eragon went to untie Mark, Charlie, and Jennet, and began untying them.
Erika meandered over to the stone and began to examine it.
Alieina jumped at Eragon's leg.
I rushed over to Leah. "Le! How'd you get here?"
"One of Gallbitorix's soldiers arrested me, because they thought I was stealing horses, WHICH I DID NOT! Then I almost got away, but I crashed into Murtagh and kicked him, so now I'm in the high security prison."
"It's not very secure. We walked right in."
"Well, that's because it's only the high security prison on Sunday- Friday. On Saturday it's just a room with a dragon egg in it."
I helped her to her feet, and then she yelled "FREETHEHORSIESFROMHORSIEPRISON!ENDTHESUFURING!FREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSEISFREETHEHORSIESFREETHEHORSIES-"
(Free the horsies from horsie prison! End the suffering! Free the horsies! (Repeat))
Then she ran at a wall and crashed into it. Through the hole came the sound of neighing.
Several hours later, we were just about to leave, when…
"We're missing Alieina!"
"And Erika!"
"And Leah!"
Erika ran up. "Here I am! Look, I have a dragon! The egg hatched!"
"But there are only supposed to be 3 eggs!"
"Oh well, we'll figure it out later! Where are Leah and Alieina?"
Leah ran up with about 1,347,408,357,561,058,156 horses.
"Here I am!"
Alieina ran up.
"GUESSWHATIWASINTHELIBRARYANDIFOUNDSOMEFUNNYWORDSIWILLSAYTHEMNOW!"
Five seconds later, we were somewhere else entirely- our own world. There was only one problem. Ok, there were several.
The horses were still with us
So was Eragon.
("Yay!"Cried Alieina.)
Somehow the Varden were too.
And it was two YEARS before the day we had left.
yay! Now we get to the good part! Until next time, then!