Retpahc-11-Party time and reveals-
-Santana pov-
"Brittany I need to talk with you" I look at the girl who I used to have sex with and leave hanging after "I am with Rachel by choice ok? Sure it was and still is through debt but still"
"IhaveacrushonQuinnsmom" I blink confused at what I just heard rushed out "Ho una cotta per la mamma di Quinn"
"I understood mamma and Quinn" Brittany pouts and I frown "I am sorry! I can learn Italian later!"
"You need to so we do not have to translate" I narrow my eyes at a smirking Sugar "Forget I was here?"
"Yes" She chuckles and I smile "You know Italian?"
"Conosco italiano, francese, tedesco, spagnolo e portoghese" I blink confused and she sighs "I know Italian, French, German, Spanish, and Portuguese"
"Why do we need to know so much?!" I put my head in my hands "I just want to be impressive! I am carrying her baby, I am going to be married to her, and yet I struggle with all of it! I have no idea how to do any of this!"
"Dear you have nothing to worry about" I look at Grammy who has a smile on her face "She just needs you to be happy"
"But we have to help run everything" I pick up the plates for the 4th of July party in a few "I have to be able to impress everyone"
"Santana" I shake my head and start walking out of the room "San come back"
I shake my head again and continue walking. I need to figure out how to be the trophy wife. I need to be something Rachel wants to be proud of. It is what my job is now.
-Time skip-Rachel pov-
"We have a problem" I sigh and push the button for my door to unlock "Come in"
"Nice place" I tense and look up to see Finn "Why is there a gate behind your house now? Also I have been trying to call you cause the club wanted to have a huge party"
"Since you have been unresponsive we brought the party here" I look at Marilyn who looks confused on what to do just like I am "Who is this?"
"Rachel can you get me some peanuts dipped in chocolate and pickles?" Oh god Tina no "The baby is having cravings all...ready...uhh hey everyone"
"The baby?" Mike looks a little sad and a little mad "Who's baby?"
"We have a code twenty" The club is confused until all of the families security teams come the front ready to shoot "This is going to be a long bit of time"
"Yes it is" I sigh and shake my head "Way too long"
-Time skip-Santana pov-
"Ok I will be a good housewife" I look at myself in the mirror and look confused at the reflection "What?"
"Have no clue who you are right?" I nod and Brittany walks over "Let's get you into something that Rachel would enjoy more"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" I take off with Brittany and stop when we see an angry Klaus Rubio pointing toward the club kids "They should not know! You out all of us at risk!"
"STAND DOWN!" I storm over to him and poke him angrily "You will stand down! She is the head just like Tina and I am the neck turning it! We value all of you and take your safeties seriously! They did not know anything before this and had they not come they would never know! So back the hell off! You will not ever yell at her like that again! You have a problem come to me! I will have no problem knocking your French teeth down your throat!"
"I am the German" I make a pencil mustache with my finger and loses it laughing "Ich liebe es! Du wurdest mit erstaunlichen Frauen gesegnet, Rachel!"
"Alle Ihre Familien waren auch sehr nett" He looks impressed and I smile "I can pick up other languages pretty quickly and I wanted to impress everyone...thanks for saying we are great catches and I really do believe your families have been very nice"
"Dear I love you so much" Tina pouts and Klaus puts an arm around her shoulders "You have the lovelier voice"
"So Rachel is the head of the mafia, has a penis, is a woman in all other aspects, and those two are pregnant?" We nod and Finn looks the most understanding out of everyone "I knew it was not cause of me that she was not wanting sex!"
"I imagined eating you out" Puck cringes "I would have been sucking a dick"
"You imagined what?" Guns being cocked make Puck throw his hands up "Clear the thoughts out now young man"
"Cleared!" The guns get put away and he lets out a relieved sigh "So this is how it is?"
"Exactly" Rachel looks at me and tilts her head "You...did you watch a reality show?"
"I thought trophy wives dressed like this" Rachel shakes her head and I frown "Bad idea?"
"Maybe for a fancy gala" I nod and Rachel cups my face "You look lovely though but please change ok? Be you"
"I still want my PEANUTS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE AND PICKLES!" I dodge the shoe but Rachel is not so lucky "GET ME THEM! Hey guys we have the party ready to go! GET THEM RACHEL!"
"You wanted this" Rachel glares and I smirk "Do not forget some Marshmallows and cheese for me!"
"You will make us broke" I laugh as Rachel heads out and everyone goes to party "Yes Kurt?"
"Protect her ok?" I look at Kurt confused and he goes on "She is giving you everything right now and is afraid you two will still not want her...protect her"
"We will" He nods and leaves as I turn toward the door Rachel went out "I will protect her even if it kills me to"