Chapter Nine of Ansatsusha Kafe, Late Night Cruisin': Teenaged Style!
"SANGO-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Sango yawned loudly and scratched her head, peering over her back pack.

Three o'clock.

Walking over to her low window, she lifted it up and poked her head outside.

Face-to-face with her best friend's grinning smile, Sango seriously thought about shutting the window in her face and going back to bed. But she decided against it.

Sango rubbed her tired eyes irritably. "What's up, Kagome-chan?" she murmured sleepily. She gave out a loud groan.

Kagome grinned at her.

Waking up a bit more, Sango eyed Kagome. "What are you up to?"

Still grinning.


Sango scowled. "B-But today's our day!" Sango cried, tying her hair in a high ponytail.

"I know," said Kagome. "It's just that Bankotsu's been really down lately and he won't tell me why! I could at least assume something if he was a girl but he's too built to be a girl! Even Strawberry eggs doesn't compare to being feminine!"

Sango laughed. "Maybe he likes you!"

Kagome coughed loudly. "No way! Me? And Bankotsu? Ha! Me and him are total best friends and nothing more!"

Sango sneered. "Best friends make the best couples!" she pointed out.

Kagome smiled, holding Sango's folded hands in her own. "Really? I didn't know you felt that way, Sango! Which one of us should wear the dress?" Kagome puckered her lips up, moving closer to Sango.

Sango's eyes jumped open. "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" she screamed shoving Kagome away speedily.

Kagome snickered, planting her hands on her hips arrogantly. "You said it yourself! Best friends make the best couples!" Kagome went into the washroom to change her pants. "Besides, you and Miroku are pretty good friends!" Kagome popped out of the bathroom with a pair of looser pants.

At hearing her comment, Sango's face changed several degrees hotter and she began screaming random colorful language at Kagome, hurling all the plushies she could get her hands on.

"ATTACK OF THE PLUSH!" Sango hollered, teddy bears and little demon anime plushies flying everywhere.

Kagome grinned, picking some up and throwing them back at her.

"Sis?" a boy asked, poking his head through the door. An attacking plush smacked him square in the face. Spluttering, Kohaku yelled noisily to his older sister. "Oneesan! What are you doing!"

Sango peered over from her soft pillow fort. "Oh, morning, Kohaku!"

Another head slowly peeped out of Sango's large closet. "Hey, Kohaku!" Kagome grinned cheerfully, waving a hand full of Hello Kitty dolls.

"Kagome-san?" Kohaku asked confusingly. "Good afternoon, Kagome-san."

Kagome smiled at him. He was such a sweet and innocent boy. Probably the only one of his kind left.

"Heh, I told you, Kohaku! Don't be so formal!"

He smiled slightly. "Okay, Kagome-sa- uh, Kagome," he corrected himself quickly. Turning to his sister he asked her, "Sis, why are you up now? You usual don't wake up on Sundays until around four pm."

Sango grinned. "My lovely baby brother? Are you implying something?" Her hand twitched, the plush doll still intact.

Seeing the plushy death grounds, Kohaku's eyes widened and he brought his arms up waving them around. "Sis… D-don't do it! You don't know what you're doing!" he gulped, slowly backing out of the room.

"Oh? I beg to differ! I know exactly what I'm doing!" Sango leapt out at her brother and smacked him with the pillow.

"Ow! Cut it out, Sis!"

Pitying Kohaku and wanting revenge, Kagome snuck up behind Sango and grabbed her in a neck lock wrestling maneuver. "Submit yourself to defeat, Hiraikotsu!" Kagome boomed evilly, squeezing her grip on Sango while Kohaku ran out of the room, freaking out badly.

Faint ringing stopped Kagome's reign of victory. Kagome bounced over to where the 'damned cell' was and picked it up. "Moshi moshi! Kagome here!"

"Hey, Kagome!"

Kagome's eyes widened, her smiled faltering greatly. "Houjo-kun! Hey, what's up?" How the fuck did you get my cell number!

"Are you doing anything today? I was thinking we could go watch a movie and-"

"Oh, sorry! I am!" Kagome quickly interrupted. Thanks fuckin' god I am!

"Oh, never mind then," the gloom voice replied. "Maybe next time, right?"

"Y-yeah, next time. Right. Gotta go bye!" Kagome shut the phone carelessly. "HOW THE HELL DID HE GET MY CELL NUMBER!" Kagome cried out.

"Erm. I have three guesses."

Kagome looked at her friend. "And they are?"

"Eri, Yuka, or Arimi."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kagome cried loudly, gripping her hair with her hands. "He's sweet and all but not the kind of person to hang out with!"

"Like Bankotsu?" Sango snickered.

"Yeah! Like Bankotsu!" Kagome concurred, fisting her hand for emphasis. Stopping briefly, Kagome turned her neck to glare at Sango. "Smart ass bitch."

"Love you too!" Sango winked at her, shooting her a 'V' for victory sign.

Scowling, Kagome made a mental note to beat whoever gave Houjo her number. Who ever it was will not be able to shit even if their life depended on it!

Kagome opened her cell again and push the glowing buttons, dialing someone's number.

"Moshi moshi. This is Bankotsu."

Kagome stared at the phone for a second. Omifuckingod! He sounds so sexy on the phone! Kagome bit her lower lip. Bad thoughts started to seep into her once pure and naive mind.

"Erm, is this another wrong number? I'm not really crazy about crank calls."

Kagome laughed. "No! It isn't, Bankotsu! I was just thinking about something."

A bit of silence followed. "Kagome?" the phone asked hesitantly.

"Yep!" Kagome replied cheerily.

"Oooooooohhhh! Is Kagome's boyfriend on the phone?" Sango teased evilly.

"Sango!" Kagome hissed. "Shut up!"

The voice on the other end chuckled. "Hey, so what's up?"

"Did you closed shop today?"

"No, since Renkotsu's back I asked him and another friend to handle shop."

"Suikotsu?" Kagome asked him.

"How'd you know about Suikotsu?"

"Please! You only talk about your family everyday! I bet you any money I can chant all their names and jobs like a mantra!" Kagome giggled. "Are you bringing Strawberry eggs?"

This time, it was Bankotsu's turn to laugh. "If by Strawberry eggs you mean Jakotsu, then, yeah, he's tagging along."

"Cool! You guys'll bring the lunch, okay? We'll bring the entertainment."

"But did you really have to force me to come?"

Kagome smiled. "Yep."

"But the Dragon Café is a real big hit."

"Exactly! That way, you and Strawberry balls have a day to relax," Kagome told him. "Oh, and not mention stay away from the yellow sailors scouts!"

The phone turned dead with silence.

"I rest my case! We'll all meet at Ryuu alright? Call me on my cell when you get there!"

"Okay. See ya then Kagome!"

Kagome hung up and beamed at Sango, whose face was drained of color. "You said only one other person was coming!" she whined childishly.

"Heh, now there is! Besides, Jak's funny once you get past the whole trying to destroy every women thing."

Sango gawked at Kagome, eyes bulging open. "You are something else, woman! J-just get dressed and let's get our asses outta here!"


A pair of men strolled down the dark street, casually waiting for the girls that they were supposed to meet soon. They had already checked up on their friends, who were currently running the café. In an hour, their friends would leave.

"Bankotsu! Where are those two bitches?" Jakotsu whined irritably.

"They'll be here," Bankotsu said nonchalantly.

"Aniki," Jakotsu began. Bankotsu's attention was on him. "Not that I'm complaining or anything," Jakotsu said, eyeing his friend's clothing, "but why are you dressed like that?"

Bankotsu immediately frowned. "Why? Does it look bad?"

Bankotsu looked over his attire. He was wearing a tight white no sleeve shirt that clung to his body, revealing every detail of his muscular build. His pants were the first pair of jeans he could find; they were neither tight nor loose, but just perfect. Enough to show off his 'buns of steel' as most girls commented on. His hair was worn in his long signature braid. He also brought a thin navy windbreaker just incase Japanese weather decided not to follow the weather channel. The jacket was slung over his shoulder.

"Oh no. Believe me Aniki, it's very…," Jakotsu eyed Bankotsu's clothes some more. He licked his lips. "Delicious. It leaves nothing to the imagination."

Bankotsu jumped away from him. "Jak, you're acting like a rabid fan girl!"

Jakotsu looked up at him, frowning angrily. "I'm not a rabid fan girl! How dare you even suggest something so disgusting!" Jakotsu crossed his arms. "A fan boy maybe but never ever a fan girl!" Jakotsu shuddered. "They are so uncivilized! Women are so disgusting and-"

"They're finally here!" Bankotsu cheered, running to the jeep that was parking nearby.

"What? Shit!" Jakotsu ran after Bankotsu.


"Hey guys, what's up?" Kagome greeted them. She was seated in the passenger's seat.

"Hey Kagome, Sango," Bankotsu greeted jumping into the back seat.

"Hey Pizza Bitch."

"Yo Strawberry eggs."

Sango, who was seated in the driver's seat, pulled out of the parking when everyone was seated. "How's life been for you since yesterday?" Kagome joked with Bankotsu.

"Same old same old!" he replied.

"Nice clothes, Bankotsu," Sango grinned, looking through the mirror. "Leaves nothing to the imagination, huh?"

Bankotsu grimaced. "Why does everybody keep saying that?"

Sango smiled naughtily.

"How come no one compliments me on my clothes?" Jakotsu cried out.

Kagome turned around, a wicked smile on her face. "Nice drag."

"Shut the fuck up!" Jakotsu frowned. "Slut…"

Kagome's eyebrow twitched. "Say what, you homosexual Michael Jackson pedophile?"

Jakotsu glared at her. "You little-"

Bankotsu cut in. "Hey, everyone has cool clothes, okay?"

Kagome frowned and then turned around.

Sango kept driving until she reached a small lake. "We can eat here, guys!" she spoke happily, parking the vehicle into an empty lot. Her eyes suddenly narrowed. "Please tell me you did not bring Chinese! If I eat one more fortune cookie, I'm gonna explode."

Jakotsu blinked at her. "Holy shit! No joke! I know I've got a couple of fortune cookies somewhere amongst this crap." Jakotsu began shuffling through the stuff. "Dammit! Where are they?"

Bankotsu laughed. "Nope. Today we brought burgers and hot dogs."

"Thank you!" Sango cried out happily, throwing her arms in the air. "I would so kiss you but I'll reserve that right for someone else!"

Kagome glared at Sango, instantly knowing who her energetic friend was talking about. "Sango Hiraikotsu…" Kagome growled.

Sango quickly shut up. When Kagome began dragging out last names it meant serious business.

Everyone grinned and began munching on the food, Jakotsu occasionally peeking inside of the red backpack, hoping to find a stray Chinese cookie. No luck.

"Everyone done eating?" Sango cried out happily. Every person in the car nodded in sync. "Good! Now the REAL fun begins!"

Bankotsu blinked at Kagome, hoping for some sort of helpful explanation. Kagome merely chuckled, seeing his puzzled yet adorably cute expression.

"Okay, let me explain!" Kagome grinned.

"'Bout time, wench!" Jakotsu grumbled.

Kagome shot him a smile so sweet it could increase someone's sugar level.

"Almost every Sunday night, Sango and me go out for a good night," Kagome said. "Especially when we're depressed," she added.

Jakotsu sat up. "So you're both prostitutes?" Jakotsu laughed, turning to Bankotsu. "You so owe me!"

Kagome let out a small growl. "No, lovely Jakotsu. We are NOT whores, unlike some people, right Jaky-poo?"

Bankotsu burst out snickering when Jakotsu's face swelled up with repugnance at his new nickname. Kagome gave him a cocky smirk.

"This night consists of going around town, hanging out at Karaoke bars, eating out, playing tricks, and such. You know, what normal mischievous teenagers do!"

Bankotsu raised an eyebrow questioningly. But Jakotsu grinned so big his face would've split if he grinned any bigger.

"Ohhh! I see!" he sniggered, rubbing his hands up and down together.

"Good!" Kagome smiled. "Bankotsu, we'll show you through out the night!" Kagome placed her hand on his shoulder. "But remember to have fun. Do anything you want! Be wild! Ya know! Live a little!"

"Yes! Wild!" Jakotsu glomped Bankotsu and squeezed him tightly. "Aniki has very good taste in clothing. Rawr!" Jakotsu pawed at Bankotsu's chest flirtatiously. Bankotsu shot him a deathly glare. Jakotsu pouted and slowly climbed off him.

"C'mon Sango! Hit the gas!" Kagome squealed, lowering her window all the way down. Sango and Jakotsu mimicked her and, sighing, Bankotsu did too.


A man laid his arm nonchalantly on the edge of the door window. The breezy wind flowed through his long blonde hair. He was currently on the highway, cruising' around. Maybe if luck was on his side, he'd pick up a few chicks along the way and take them home for some midnight fun.

Another car drove by, a jeep. Peering over he noticed two gorgeous high school girls in it. And no men, he thought naughtily.

On of the girls, the younger and more innocent looking of the two turned in his direction. A worried expression on her features.

"Your tires!" she yelled out to him.

"My tires?" he repeated. Shit, I fucking swear I got those fixed last Thursday!

He poked his head out the window and stared at his tires. They looked intact. He looked back up at her, his face displaying the obvious question.

"Your tires!" she repeated, even more loudly. "They're going in circles!" the girl laughed, making a circular motion with her fingers.

The other girl on the driver's seat burst out cackling and drove away fast.

Stupid teenage bitches.


Kagome laughed stridently. Everyone in Sango's jeep was laughing hard, even Bankotsu. He now understood what Kagome meant by 'live a little'.

During the cruise, Sango and Kagome told them about previous things they had done and the trouble they never got caught for.

"Yeah, the dumbass didn't know what to say!" Sango boomed. Glancing at the lady standing there, a small waywardly grin appeared on her face. Unbuttoning the first three buttons on her red blouse, Sango ushered the others to keep an eye out. Another beloved plan.

Sango told the two men to duck down and Kagome sat on her legs to make herself appear taller. Catching drift of Sango's scheme, she pulled a thin strap down her shoulder to add to some sex appeal.

Sango drove her truck up along the curb and parked next to the woman.

The elder woman, probably around thirty or thirty-five, had a cigarette dangling off her lips. Her attire consisted of a black leather lingerie looking top and a pair of super short blue jean shorts that showed off half of her ass. A pair of black pantyhose reached up and a pair of high heels topped off the design. One hundred percent hooker.

"Hey!" Sango ushered the woman to the car.

Dragging her legs across the street, the prostitute walked up to her front window.

Sango smiled. "Hey, do you go both ways?" She tugged her blouse a bit to add some emphasis to the moment. Kagome poked her head from the passenger seat and bat her eyelashes impishly, making sure the hooker noticed the loose strap.

Glowering furiously, the hooker began to cuss wrathfully at the two girls as they drove on laughing their asses off.

"Omigod! Did you two see that?" Kagome laughed, gasping for breath.

Jakotsu and Bankotsu reappeared and began laughing. "Pizza bitch, ya know you're not half bad!" Jakotsu gave Kagome a quick handshake both grazing their knuckles against the other's knuckles.

Bankotsu's loud laughter slowly died down when his eyes found something more interesting to attach themselves to.

Kagome's lowered strap.

A little lower and her bra would be showing.

Bankotsu shook his head and tried to clear his thoughts. With no success. His eyes were glued to Kagome's bare shoulder and the rest of the world faded off as he unwillingly plunged deeper into his naughty, naughty thoughts.

"ANIKI!" Jakotsu screamed in Bankotsu's ear.

"Ow!" Bankotsu cried out, cupping his right ear. "Are ya trying to fuckin' make me go deaf?" Bankotsu screamed at Jakotsu.

Jakotsu scowled.

Sango laughed. "You missed it! We drove up to the bus stop and Jaky-poo here squirt water on all the people!"

Jakotsu began to roar with laughter, remembering that specific old lady's reaction. "I want to sit in the front!" he demanded.

Kagome nodded and Sango pulled over. Jakotsu and Kagome swapped places.

"Hey wanna get some more grub?" Sango called to the back-seaters. Kagome and Bankotsu both cried out yes. "Let's get something totally different! Like Italian or something! Even Mexican!" Jakotsu cried out.

"How about French food?" Sango suggested.

Jakotsu wrinkled his face in utter abhorrence. "Why pay a billion dollars for something I can scrap off my shoe?"

Kagome, Sango, and Bankotsu nodded their heads in agreement. "How about buying a bunch of snacks instead?" Bankotsu recommended.

Kagome's eyes began to glow. "Yeah! Strawberry chewies, Kerokerokeropi gum, ramune, bottled tea, and yan-yan! Or better yet, pocky!"

At the mention of the sacred word, every soul in the car began to water at their mouths. "Yum! Pocky!" they all hummed.

"I'm convinced," Sango said bluntly.

Within the next few minutes, all the occupants in the car were passing around the bottled drinks and the Glico product, the thin, chocolate covered breadsticks being tossed around to everyone.

"Okay," Sango said, munching happily on a pocky stick, "where should our next stop be?"

Kagome gave her a knowing smile. "Gee? I dunno! Sango, how do we usually conclude these lovely evenings?" Kagome asked sarcastically.

Sango rolled her eyes and made a left turn.

Bankotsu turned to Kagome. "Hey, Kagome, where are we going?"

Kagome smiled at him. "Have you seen that new horror flick?"

Bankotsu shook his reply.

"Good!" Kagome gave him a happy grin.


"EEEEEEEEEEK!"

Kagome jumped Sango. Sango gave her a sideways glare, shoving Kagome off her face.

"Kagome!" she hissed quietly. "Why'd you pick this movie if you were gonna freak so much? They haven't even gotten to the bloody parts yet!"

Kagome frowned. "Forgive me. Not everyone has the privilege of being born into a family of martial artists and having a stomach for this kinda stuff!"

Sango snorted. "If you jump me one more time I'm gonna kill you. Go glomp Bankotsu instead of me. He's right next to you. Besides, that's what men are for."

Kagome scowled. Sighing in defeat, Kagome huddled more to her right, where Bankotsu was seated. She slowly wrapped her arms around his one that was resting on the armrest.

Bankotsu stopped popping popcorn in his mouth when he felt Kagome cluster closer to him. A smile formed on his face.

"It's not that scary, Kagome."

Kagome blinked up at him. "I'm not scared; just really easily startled." Bankotsu raised his eyebrow. "Hey! There is a slim difference!" Kagome argued quietly.

Bankotsu chuckled and leaned into his seat.

Kagome's eyes darted back to the large screen.

"W-who's there?" the screen mumbled. The scantly dressed woman reached forward a shaky hand and grasped the doorknob tightly.

Bankotsu couldn't suppress the smile that crept on his face when he felt the grip on his arm tighten.

The door slowly crept open and the woman gasped. In the flooded room, some corpses were emerging from the water. The character let out a feminine scream.

Which, coincidentally, Kagome happily continued.

Her heartbeat sped five levels faster. Kagome pounced on Bankotsu, her whole body practically on the next seat.

"Stupid Pizza Bitch! Sit your ass down!" Jakotsu hissed angrily. He dug his hand into Bankotsu's popcorn and threw a hand full of buttery kernels at Kagome rudely.

"Stupid fucker!" Kagome growled back, wiping the extra butter off her face.

Bankotsu smiled and pat Kagome's shoulder. "Relax and enjoy the movie."

Kagome agreed, grumbling slightly. But before Kagome threw in the towel, she picked up the popcorn bits that fell on her lap and tossed them at Jakotsu's face and, since she was lucky, got a few in his hair.

Scowling, Jakotsu growled at her, but she crept behind Bankotsu for protection.

Hehehe, try and get me! she mentally teased.

Oh, I will! Believe me, wench, Jakotsu snorted back.

Kagome shot him an evil glare. Stupid gay ass pedophile.

Dumbass pizza bitch! he laughed back.

Kagome's vein twitch and her hand tightened its grip on Bankotsu arm.

Ooh! You've gone too far, sweetheart! she growled, back, adding more fuel to the mental fight.

"Cut it out," Bankotsu said quietly.

Both Kagome and Jakotsu shot their heads up, surprise written all over their faces. How the fuck did he know?

The young leader glared at his comrade until he mumbled angrily and turned back to the horror movie. Turning to his left, Bankotsu gave Kagome his signature smile and then his eyes went back to the screen.

Gah! Stop smiling that way! Kagome lowered her head, purposely trying to hide her growing blush.Fuckin' sexy smirks of his!

Diverting her eyes away from his deadly good looks, Kagome's eyes went back to the screen and her normal freak out leap slash glomping continued until the very end of the film.

However, Bankotsu did not complain once.


Hey everyone! Another wonderful chapter of Ansatsusha Kafe updated! Wow, I haven't used the romanji version of the title in a while! Getting back on point or anything else that comes up, I apologize for not updating sooner! (shy smile) It was just this chapter was longer than most and I couldn't cut it off where I was cause then it would have made no sense. Actually, this is the longest Ansatsusha Kafe chapter, believe it or not. Its around the same size as Chapter Two of Soldier Boy. Okay wayyyy off topic.

As you may or may not have known, I recently published a new two shot, Junsei Ai. Its pretty much for all you Bankotsu and Kagome fluff lovers out there. Really sappy and fluffy. Heh, it got a really good start and I just wanted to thank everyone for their support of my stories. Okay, now Reviewer Reply!


Chibiaddicted - Actually, I think he's naturally funny; I just try to imagine him in modern Tokyo. But thanks! I love to know what everyone thinks of my stories and how I portray my characters. Is he in character enough?

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Black-rose23 - (begins to cry) That so sweet! Thanks! I'll try to add more rectangles, okay? Triangles are good! But rectangles are better!

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darklight989 - Yay! I'll get started on Chapter Ten soon! (Angry fans) Erm, okay... I'll start right now!

xBankotsu's Girlx - That you'll have to guess yourself! (In a sing-songy voice) I'm not telling!

satsu - Oh, yeah, a lot more than her dad! (laughs at Bankotsu)

kakashisninjadogs - Yep, my colorful language! All in thanks to Kagome and Jakotsu. Oh, and Strawberry Eggs... Well, its kinda odd actually. When you think of strawberries, you think about girls and pink and that girly stuff, right? Another name for eggs, erm, well, let's quote Bankotsu from Soldier Boy: Bankotsu narrowed his eyes. "But next time you kick my balls you'll be dying sooner." Heh, kinda get it now? Funny thing is, there's an anime out there called I! My! Me! Strawberry Eggs about a crossdressing teacher. It's funny to think about, isn't it?

darkdemoness41791 (ashley41791) - I am only a humble reviewer who can find only a few (VERY few) good bankag fanfics, and of course you are one of those few. You are so sweet! I'll keep that in mind when I jump on the com to update my fics!

reki-sama - Believe me! That's one thing you don't want to do in class. When everyone's reading their textbooks quietly and you suddenly jump up screaming... yeah, its up there with deciding to steal Banryuu right in front of Bankotsu. It's one of those things you DON'T want to ever do! Lol!

Cagalli Yula Athha Fangirl - The plot doesn't really thicken in this chapter. I did it so Kagome and Bankotsu could get a bit closer (But glomping Bankotsu is a bit too close, heh?) That and mainly to give some comedy and fluff to the readers! Thanks for wishing me luck in school! I'll need it!

punkgoddess - Kouga's one of my favorite characters but I like Bankotsu more! I agree with you there, Kagome is Bankotsu-chan's one and only! And vice versa! But without Kouga's help, Bankotsu wouldn't have been so sad and then Kagome wouldn't have insisted on the movie. And then Kagome wouldn't have pounced on him so much! See? Upside to every downside!

Mis0ka - Eek! don't die! Take a few deep breaths, and then laugh your ass off! Lol, j/k. I'm glad you think Assassin Cafe's so funny! I hope it made your day!

Suggaro - No, not lame. Lazy but not lame. But I bet you a billion yen coins that I'm lazier than you! lol. Bankotsu nods his head. "And the sad part is she's not joking." Yeah, and cliffies are only good when its the writer making the cliffies. Otherwise, they suck!

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EvilAuthor - Ha, I know. I like Kouga too but we all had to see that coming! I'm glad my AU hasn't been the cause for anyone's death and I'm also happy to know that you think so highly of Assassin Cafe.

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Hoku-chan - No problem! No stress! My stories are supposed to make your life easier! Like a treat in a way... Yeah with Kagome... It annoys me when some people makes characters SO stupid. Like just last night, I was watching a horror flick and kept yelling at the guy in the television. Stupid idiot kept bringing his family back to life (which when they were brought back were evil killer zombies! Not that I hate zombies... well, ugly stupid ones sure but not any with cool weapons like Banryuuu or Jakotsutou!) Eventually his zombie wife killed him (he had it coming though!) It was a Stephen King movie but that's way off topic! Oh! And if you do tell Jakotsu that, send me a pre-invitation! I want to see his reaction to that!

Seiteki Hekireki Jishinkaminarikajioyaji - Yep, it's hard to get over the 'colorful language' these two display. One minute a happy innocent girl next minute a crazed swear word spitting python! Of course! And Kouga won't be the only one getting in between them! (wink wink) Lol, action should be coming shortly!

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rpgfan04 - My sister likes Sesshy more. Send me Ban-chan anyday though!

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Aigle - Yep, lovely Bankotsu will eventually get Kagome- after much hell occurs!

anime-freak-chick123 - Wow, Assassin Cafe's the first story you've read? I'm glad that my story had such an effect on you! It's a really great pairing and more people should read it! (hands you cough drop) :)

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kikyo AKA THE DEAD BITCH - Yes! Demand your anime! More pizza bitch and aniki makeout sessions! More fluff! More action! Yay! Okay, I'll see what I can squeeze in...Hehehehe. I'll start working on Chapter Ten right away!

Lady Aurora of the Cresent - Typing out long chapters is just something I've gotten used to. My only Bankotsu x Kagome one shot ended up being so long I chopped it into two chapters! Well,I never heard any of my reviewers complaining of too long chapters so I guess its dandy and sweet!

Mastermind Kai - Heh, I was hoping its a good addiction. And yay! You love my stories! (cries with happiness) And Bankotsu rules! "I agree!" Bankotsu begins to laugh.


You never really know how much you're loved until you have to respond to all your reviews Not that its bad it's just... Whoa sorta! Whatever. Hoped you like thischapter. It was mainly for laughs but did contribute to the lovely romance brewing in our favorite characters! Jamatane!

! SangOtaku-sama !

"I'm a sama!"

Bankotsu glares at me. "Oh get over yourself!"

Jakotsu snorts. "Stupid author bitch."

"W-wha did you say?"

Kagome smiles. "Now you know how it feels."