Disclaimer: I am sorry to all fans of Harry Potter. Just incase you were wondering I do enjoy the books, so do not give me any hate mail, I said it all for the sole purpose of humor, and nothing more.
Another beautiful morning arose on the Titans, with the sun's light flooding the halls as some sort of primitive, but still beautiful, alarm clock. The Titans came down slowly, yawning and shuffling to the brewing pot of coffee. It was just another normal morning and nothing else. Robin was watching television with Beastboy and Cyborg, Raven was sitting as far away from the T.V. as possible to repetitively say her chants, and Starfire was trying to learn how to make a microwave work, which caused a bag of popcorn to spurt to life, luckily it was quickly taken care of. Where were Willy and Libby? Well they were still in there room, looking for something to wear so that bitch Raven wouldn't complain about their "uniform".
Willy found a jockstrap/thong. He put it on, and it made him itch. It was a way to small but would work. Libby, on the other had, had some problems finding any shred of clothing. After a long search in the closet (although not much longer then you would expect for a female) found some black electrical tape. She first took a few inches of tape and put it over the "heads" of her "girls", which mostly covered them. Next she took a few feet to cover her other "unmentionables". Now they were ready to go down.
When they got down Beastboy's attention was suddenly was drawn to the taped body of the incredibly stunning teenage girl. Unfortunately what Beastboy saw was not she, but her brother wearing the most discussing cup ever. I will save you of the worst details, but the cup must have been used when he was eight, and then stored in a swamp, or worse, his gym bag. But the worst of all would be that it was about four sizes to small, the straps going around the hips were hanging for dear life, and some things were hanging out, so it was not serving its purposes, but it must do, otherwise he might get something worse!
The Brother and Sister crime fighting nudist team sat down and drank some coffee. Both of them seemed to perk up, especially Willy.
Trying to think of something to say, Robin said "So tell me about your past"
Both Willy and Libby's cheerful faces changed at that moment to much more grave faces and this time the normally quiet Libby said "well it's a long, sad story that we would much rather not re-experience, especially not tell."
"Its okay" Starfire said in the most sympathetic voice she could muster "we all have a past, except Cyborg of coarse because he was made my some sort of machine"
"I was not!" Cyborg shouted in rage "Well I was kinda, but I still was born to human parents, hell, even I was born human!"
"Shut up!" yelled Robin "Libby has crap to say, so let her say it!"
"No it ok, really" She responded looking rather shy.
"Fine I'll tell it" Willy stated, "Well it all stated off when-"
He was cut off by a loud alert form the computer.
"Trouble" yelled Robin "Titans go!"
Willy, before everyone left, said, "I'm new here so I don't know, but shouldn't we at least check where the problem is from?"
"That's a good idea!" Raven said, breaking her long meditation.
So the titans checked the large computer/television on the north side of the tower and learned what and where it was. Doing this cut the amount of time finding the culprit by nearly two hours.
What they found was an average height man in a large coat waving his wand at all the scared to death people passing by at that horrible time. Grown men, returning from work to their families would scream if pure horror of the 13 inch object in their face.
"Its Harvey Potter!"
The team gathered up to make a decision and decided to kill him before her could come out with his next monstrosity or so called book entitled "Harvey Potter and the never ending pot". This was a unanimous decision; in fact the idea was from one of the children around.
The battle want fast, his long wand broke early in the brawl witch caused him to end up killing himself with one of his attacks. Everyone cheered, but one question remained what the fuck was he doing there? No one will ever know but everyone was happy he was gone.
Later that day they felt like celebrating this extremely simple, but yet paramount victory. There were many suggestions made, like Cyborg wanted to go to computer depot, Beastboy wanted to go to the zoo, and Starfire suggested BDSM (she did not know what it meant, but Robin keeps on mentioning it). But over all the ideas, everyone agreed with was Libby's, which was to go to a whorehouse. The only one to disagree was Raven, who is perpetually PMSing. Starfire had no clue what it was, but still was happy to learn something knew.
They ventured into the slums of the city. The walls of the buildings have been defiled like a raped girl with the unwanted "murals" from local gangs and thugs. What wasted talent some of these were, absolutely sunning in there own right, but yet still they said, "I did your mom", if only this talent could be redirected into the canvas to make a thing of pure beauty. But this is a separate story all together.
"Why are there pictures on the walls, and men with no teeth using the local newspaper as a house, and why aren't there any where we live" asked an inquisitive alien.
The rest of the team tried to dodge the answer to this until a caring Titan answered "Well this is the ghetto, and we don't we don't live here for two reasons, one we are rich and two, we are white."
Then the group reached the house of prostitution, which was only a door with thick metal bars going though it, in a wall completely covered in graffiti, saying things like: "nice job" and "you made me blow my head" and oddest of all "I do say, my dear, that was a jolly good interaction between the two of us". The Titans went in.
That night the Teen Titans felt completely relaxed (like I'd tell you what happed, use your own perverted minds to figure out what happed). Starfire, who chose "Star" said she learned many new things about how humans say hello, new ways to use her head, and that she is very sensitive. Raven was the only one who did nothing of any manner. She, like usually, just sat there mediating (that chant has been getting very annoying to the people of Titan Tower, because it has become more frequent ever since the new nudists have joined). The question of her sexuality has also came into question, not if she is straight or gay, but if she is even sexual at all, to all we know she could be hundreds of years old and still a virgin (if so she would look good for hundreds of years old).
Reflecting on the last night, Willy felt a compelling desire to ask Robin about his antics last night, about what was in the bag, if he joined a new group, and how in the world he lives on just a minute number of minutes of sleep each and every night. As you could of guessed, he didn't want to talk. This was not an answer to him, he wanted more. He put his head into the dragon's den and was about to get burned.