It sure has been a long time since I have updated. About four months I think. The reason is that my old computer crashed and I needed to buy a new one. You know how long it takes to find the best deal and shit like that.

The next morning during breakfast Willy asked his question.

"So what were you doing last night with that big bag? What was in it? Are you doing anything you need to talk about? Because if you do, we are willing to talk to you" said Willy in a psycho annalistic way (in the background that bitch raven said "no we aren't!").

Robin was at a loss for words. He could never tell his secrete to the titans, they would completely reject him! He had to think fast. Real fast if he wanted to get out of this little predicament he was put into. What if he said he does late night hockey? Yah that's good. "You see I joined a late night hockey teem." Smooth, he thought to him self.

"That's so cool! Can we see your games?"

CRAP! I'm not on any team (I'd be to good), Robin thought to him self. What should I say? Maybe just a simple lie? Well might as well give it a shot. "Sorry all our games are over, if there were some I'd let you see them, I'm really sorry!" Smooth again, you smooth bastard, Robin though to him self.

"Oh well," then it hit Willy "then why were there so many things in your bag coming home but not when you were leaving?"

WHATS WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS? He thought, now Robin was freaking out. How do I explain that? That's it! "Well because it is over now and I need to unload all the things that I had from the locker where I practice". Oh yah I am so smart, thought that arrogant teenager.

"Oh ok then, I was just wondering" said Willy. And with that everyone lift to do what they wanted.

Robin was facing a dilemma. What to do with all the stuff he got during his midnight time out? He can't be found with it. That would be disastrous. He wound have to dispose of it somehow. Then it hit him, he lives on an island, he could just throw it out the window. But wait he then they could see the stuff falling down. He would have to ponder about this for a while. So Robin went up to his room and locked the door until he found an answer to this.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Beastboy had a pain. He was going to get laid, and it was going to work perfectly. So he had to commence his plain, but first he need to find his target. Five, ten, fifteen minutes of looking, nothing, but then he found her. There she was. Dressed in nothing almost as though she wanted it (she probably did). And now he needs to start his plan. First he morphed, but nothing changed, or maybe something did? What he did was simple, make his pants tighter, and so when it's going down it will be even tighter. Now he needs to talk to her. This is the easy part. How come his words couldn't come out? It's so very simple. What did come out was not words but something else.

"Wwilee yuuuu sleeepl wot meeh" and then it dragged out to an indistinguishable sound.

"Oh My God, Timmy's stuck in the well! Someone save him!" Libby blurted out in sheer horror (you see, she is not known for being the smartest of people).

The shock of such a stupid response alerted Beastboy to what was going on. He needed to correct this fallacy. "No, no, I just messed up what I said; actually I wanted to show you my room." It felt as though a gigantic burden was lifted off his back now that he asked the question. Well it wasn't a question like he planed but it still worked."Sure, all of the rooms I've seen are mine and Willy's" she let off a warm smile, witch lifted the heart of Beastboy. Maybe he could get laid. Finaly after years of nothing from everyone else! So he showed his room to her.

In another part of the tower, other titans had goals of their own. Robin was with Starfire and went for a more direct approach. He was done thinking of what to do with his room but had to wait until later to do it. For now he had to was time.

"Please" Robin asked

"No"

This time he begged "PLEASE" he was practically crying.

"NO"

"Fine then can I borrow something?"

"What?" Now Starfire started getting annoyed with his childish antics.

"Your panties maybe?"

"No!"

"Why not"

In a sexual manner she responded with "I don't have any, but you're welcome to borrow my thong" at this time she took of her black thong from under her skirt. Robin was pleased. He went up to his room and did not return for a while.

There were still more people trying their luck. In fact Cyborg got an idea after a few minutes of computing (yes he is due for an upgrade). This one would finally bring someone to his bed, or at least his room. The last person he had in his room was a knocked-out hooker with a bionic arm, but now he could finally get someone with their own free will to come to his room that was completely human. Maybe he get a little something-something?

He commenced his plain, first find a titan. He found the best choice (the one most likely to put out), Willy. He was walking by, this time actually warring something (even though it was just a female thong). Now time to ask the question. "Hay Willy, do you want to go to my room and do something?"

Instead of doing what Cyborg suspected he actually responded and didn't run away. "What?" he said in a half scared half questioning tone.

"You know" Cyborg said with glee.

"NO!"

"You know, like look at porn and such, I got a 70 inch HD wide screen TV!"

"Oh in that case like hell, why are we just standing here fore?"

Now it was just a matter of time, Cyborg thought, until he is inside his… uh… thong. Well at least inside something.

There was still one Titan unaccounted for, that of course is Raven. What type of hot sex life could she have? Maybe a hook up, a hooker, or maybe something better, hell she could be doing some freaky alien gothic super porn at this moment? Well it's best to check. What the hell do you think she is doing, meditating, just like always, maybe someday she will try something else, like yoga? Then again maybe her meditation causes her so have some type of prolonged orgasm (it would explain why she is wearing a bathing suit). Just don't ask her, she probably will kill her.

Beastboy was getting just what he wanted. He was going to get laid. She was already naked how hard could it be? He had her on the bed (he said it was the only place to sit), now it is time to start the next phase of the plan. He "accidentally" sat on the remote, causing a porno to start playing. He could tell she was getting in the mood, after all she did say it. A minute latter it was all over. Beastboy was happy he lost his virginity. Libby was Cheering here self up by saying he has seen people last less. It didn't help. But she was amassed he came like a horse. It must have been a gallon. And talk about built up pressure. She must have shot up off his penis (which looked a lot like a horse's penis, and yes she has seen one) by a foot. The condom could hold that, right? Her mind was racing. She wanted to go to sleep. Couldn't, the bed was too wet. It felt like she was swimming. Maybe it wasn't that bad?

Soon after Robin, looking a little pail, handed the thong back to Starfire.

"Was this white, and was it wet and sticky when I gave it to you?"

"Uh… yah, it was, you really should wash your underwear more."

She believed him and went on her way. To do what? Wash her underwear of course! Though for some strange reason her thong tasted better then usual. She liked that. Also her other thongs weren't like that. Oh well. Now Robin needed to depose of the excess junk in his room.