"No!" said Mary, "It's all in your imagination!" She said this in a hypnotic way. "Eragon," she whispered to Eragon, "conjure me up a hypno- thingy! " Eragon mumbled something incomprehensibly and a moment later Mary was trying to hypnotize strange the man. Needless to say, it didn't work. So they all hopped on Saphira's back and flew away.

"By George I think I got it!" Mary said out of blue.

"Got what?" Amber asked, even though she didn't want to know.

"A shifty-nifty plan, of course!" Mary said excitably.

Eragon and Amber shifted away from Mary giving her strange looks.

"Is she insane?" Eragon whispered to Amber.

"Very Possible." She whispered back, still giving Mary strange looks.

Then Mary started to become even MORE insane. "I've got the shiftiest-niftiest plan EVA!"

Eragon finally cracked and started rubbing his hands. "Good, Good."

Amber sighed and said, "Let's hear it."

"Mwahaha! We can travel to where ever that gosh-darn author lives and make him rewrite the part where dear old Murty sends dear old Erry here!"

Eragon growled, "Never….call….me…Erry….AGIAN!"

Amber sighed, these idiots. "Calm yourself Eragon. Come on now deep breaths…"

Eragon just threw Mary a murderous look.

Mary was taken aback, "Geez! A simple nickname….anyway, what do you think of the shiftiest-niftiest plan EVA!"

Amber and Eragon looked at each other. "Um…." They both said.

"Eh…" Eragon said.

"Well…" Amber said.

Mary just smiled crazily and said, "Yay, you agree!"

"Ok…." They both said…Amber was thinking Mary was an idiot.

Eragon changed the subject saying, "So where can we, Saphira and I, hide until we go?"

Mary started singing, "Wesssttttttt Viiiirrrrggginnnniiiiaaaaa!" (And for those who can't read that...It says West Virginia)

Eragon gave Mary the crazy stare and said, "Huh?"

Amber laughed. "She likes to sing that."

Eragon still gave Mary the crazy stare and said, "Ok…"

Mary blurted out randomly, "A forest?"

"Ok, which forest then?" Amber asked; but she knew the answer.

"Um….The one in Wessssssssssssssssssttttttttttttt Viiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggiiinnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Amber sighed again and said, "No. How about…um…"

Mary screamed, "By Fred I think I got it!"

Eragon gave Mary a quizzical look. "Fred?"

Mary went into her explaining mode. Amber covered her ears and shook her head as Mary said, "If it's by George, it should also be by Fred, 'cause they're twins!"

Eragon said, "You're more frightening than the Ra'zac and that's saying something!"

Mary, oblivious of the fact it was not a compliment said, "Thank you! I'll take that as a compliment! How perfectly delightful!"

Amber joined Eragon in shaking heads and said, "Ok, Mary what's you're plan?"

Mary smiled…she was waiting for this. "We can hide in (drum roll please!) in the woods behind my wondrous eldest house! Isn't that the most shifty-nifty-mifty plan you've ever heard?"

Amber sighed, "I guess we could but wouldn't your old neighbors notice?"

Mary said, "Not if ol' Erry here can hide all traces of Saphira!"

Eragon said in a murderous tone, "What did I tell you about that nickname?"

Eragon growled but Mary growled back and Amber shook her head saying to herself again…what idiots.

Then Mary came up with an idea, "Eragon! I the most shiftiest-niftiest idea EVER! Kill Quizitor!" A/N: The quizitor is a frightful robot in a movie that quized us.

Amber sighed yet again, "Mary, he's a TV character."

"Hey you were just as frightened of him as I was!" Amber scowled at Mary while doing shifty eyes.

"I'm not even going to ask..." Eragon said, scared for his sanity.

"Good idea...," Amber said, "He made me cry."

"Ok, anyway, when are we going to see these 'wonderous' woods as Mary so eloquently put it?" Eragon asked impatiently.

"Let us depart!" Mary said dramatically while telling Saphira the directions.

"Why so quiet, Saphira?" Eragon said to Saphira.

"You try to fly with three people on you back." Saphira snapped.

" Are you ok?" Eragon asked, concerned.

"Fine. Now stop talking!"

"Ok, ok , geez!" Soon They all got there and landed in the middle of some thick woods near Mary's old house.

" Isn't this the best place ever?" Mary exclaimed happily.

" Yeah, yeah, whatever." Amber snapped rather nastily, because in her opinion, that shadow on a tree looked like a meat- eating animal.

"Any way, here we are! Deep, deep in the woods! As long as you stay right here, noone will notice you!" Mary exclaimed, still to happy for anybody's liking.

" Good. 'phira, no roaring. Now, can you please explain why noone can see me?" Eragon asked.

"Ok, fine," Amber said, still paranoid. First of all, today, dragons, magic, elves, dwarves, and whatever other magicial thing you can think of don't exist in our world."

" And it would seriously mess up our world and it's believes if someone saw a dragon or magic."

"You would also be carted off for 'observation -"

" B a bunch of crazy scientists. So if you where discovered, life would not be very pleasant."

" So let me get this straight," Eragon said, "Murtagh did a spell on me that transported me into you're world , where dragons and magic don't exist and now we can't even be seen?"

" Yes." said Amber and Mary simultaneously.

" Oh great."

" Ok, so heres a map from here to Montana that we where continently studying in school today." Amber said, shrinking away from a suspicious looking shadow.

"Ok, so heres the shortest route." Mary said, rolling her eyes at Amber while marking the route in pen.

" Wait a minute... How do you know exactly where the author lives?" Eragon asked, suspicious.

Mary and Amber did shifty eyes while smiling nervously.

"Um... School assignment?" Mary said, aughing nervously.

"O-k then..." Eragon said, not really believing them. Soon an awkward silence descended upon the group. Just as soon as Mary was about to break it, because that was WHAT SHE DID BEST, Eragon suddenly said:

"Oh NO!"

"Whatever is the matter, Erry?" Mary asked comfortably.

"Oh NO!" Eragon shouted, " OH NO OH NO OH NO!"

" Ok, that's starting to get annoying," Mary said impatiently, " Whatever is the matter?"

"What? Come on do tell." Amber commanded.

"I've just realized something!"

"WHAT FOR GOODNESS STEAKS?"

"The spell that Murtagh used to transport me here! Omoris told me about it, and it's awful!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Yey! Chapter 2! i'll update soon if you review! Come on, ill give you a cookie!