I hope you enjoy these fights! I'll try my best to make them interesting and action-filled, and also descriptive.

Chapter 17: Battle of the Interferers! Bowser vs. Crack Lee!

Somewhere in the Rocky Valley, Cassmon is sitting on a rock happily while humming a happy tune. She sees a little mouse frolicking around and she comments on cute it is. "Hehe! Mother Nature sure knows how to make cute little animals!"

She gets up and does some stretches. "I wonder where the others are? I hope they're doing they're best! Our target is quite a cute boy. How dangerous can he be? Oh well, but a mission is a mission. I cannot fail Mr. Minch."

"Cassmon…" says a voice behind her. She turns around and sees… Marth!

"Oh hi, Marth!"

Marth has a rather disappointed look on his face. "I didn't want to believe it when Bowser mentioned a girl whose description is very similar to yours. I told myself it can't be true, but…"

"Don't feel bad, Marth. I never told you this either."

"Why, Cassmon? Why must you do this?"

"This is my job. I'm paid to do for it. Mr. Minch paid us a lot to accomplish what he wants us to do. I cannot turn down on him, or else he will suffer."

"Are you really going to kill my friend Ness?"

"If it's necessary… Are you thinking of stopping me?"

"He is my friend, and I cannot allow anything to happen to him."

"I understand, but if I do not do what I'm told to, my comrades will be disappointed. If you want to stop me, I won't mind. But, I wonder if it's even possible for you to stop me?" Cassmon reaches to a large sheath strapped across her back, and she pulls out a large blade with saw-like edges.

Marth takes a step back and readies his sword too. "I really don't want to do this… But… I have no choice…"

"If you can stop me, then your friend will be safe," says Cassmon.

-

Somewhere out in the course…

"Out of my way!" shouts Samurai Goroh as he rams a racer away. Another racer catches up with him and aims a cannon at him, but Goroh rams him away before he as the chance to use it. "Tsk! These guys just keep coming! I must catch up with those two furry animals no matter what!"

Then a large monster truck appears behind him. "I'm so gonna crush ya!" says Rad (that same guy from chapter 10).

"You're making me do this!" says Goroh. He gets up from his seat and stands on the outer covering of his car, and then he pulls out his katana and gets into a stance.

"Get flattened!" Rad boosts his monster truck forward to crush him.

"Dismantler Slash!" Goroh swings his katana at the monster truck and amazingly cuts it into two pieces! And then the pieces of the truck explode, taking Rad along with it. Goroh quickly gets back into his seat and continues driving. "That's that!"

-

"Wow! Did you see that? Samurai Goroh just cut a car in half!" says Roy.

"He's so good!" says Lilina. "But my Roy is still the best!"

"Yeah!"

The monitor then switches to focusing on Sonic and Tails, who are in lead. "Those two are still as fast as usual," says Fox.

"Looks like they're gonna get first place without doubt," says Samus.

The nefarious Dr. Eggman is also among the many audiences in this theater, and he twitches an eye when he sees them. "Hehe! Sonic is still very proud of himself! He's gonna get the surprise I prepared for him near the finish line!" he says quietly to himself.

-

Somewhere near the finish line, there is a small crack on the side of a cliff, and through the small crack, you can see a pair of lights glowing.

-

Ness is still a bit behind Goroh and Sonic. "Boy! They sure are very fast! Or is it just my bike which is very slow?"

Then another racer catches up to him. This guy wears large eyeglasses and drives a small one-seated car. Those large glasses make him look very nerdy. He turns to Ness and says, "I w1LL PWN j00!"

"Oh man! L33T speak!" groans Ness.

"G3t PWN'ed!" The nerd tosses a book at Ness, but Ness easily deflected it with his psychic skills.

"Ha! You think you can get me with something like that?"

"j00 suxorz! J00 n00b I L33T!"

"I don't get you're saying! Take this! PSI Rocking!" Ness fires several colorful beams at him and blasts the nerdy racer and his car into bits.

KABOOM!

"Well, that's better!" says Ness. "My ear was gonna get poisoned."

-

Somewhere in Rocky Valley (where else?)…

"Fist of the Turtle!" yells Bowser as he rushes forward to deliver a powerful punch. Crack Lee quickly blocks it with his hands, but the impact is very strong and he is pushed back several feet.

"Argh! Just what are you? How can you break through my ultimate kung-fu defense?" says Lee.

"Because I'm strong! Haha! Now take this!" Bowser takes a deep breath and then shoots out a stream of fire, but Lee quickly runs aside to avoid it.

"You can't hit me with something like that!" says Lee. "Now's my turn to attack! HIYA!" Lee runs towards Bowser and performs a flying karate kick into his belly. The kick sends Bowser flying back a little and he lies onto his shell.

"Ow! That hurt a bit!" says Bowser. "But surely not as much as the hit you received!"

"Is that so? Take more of this!" Lee runs to Bowser again and delivers a couple of quick kicks and punches, but Bowser is able to avoid all of them. Well, not all, as he did get hit a couple of times.

Lee backs off a bit and winds up his arm, and then he swings his fist forward for a stronger punch. Bowser is able to avoid it by quickly stepping aside, and then he quickly grabs Lee by the hair and hurls him into a rock.

SMASH!

And then Bowser quickly breathes out a large stream of fire at Lee. However, Lee quickly got up and escapes the fire. "Damn! Missed again!" grumbles Bowser.

"You're getting on my nerves! I will show you my Beast Fist! It's a punch as strong as a bear's and moves as fast as a cheetah running!" says Lee. He rushes to Bowser and punches him in the face.

SMACK!

Bowser got hit hard and painfully in the nose and takes a few steps back. "Ow! It hurts! My nose is bleeding!" he cries. "You take this!" Bowser then swings his fist at Lee and punches him in the face.

SMACK!

"Argh! You hit me! My nose is bleeding!" cries Lee.

"You did it to me first, so I have the right to hit you back!"

"Why you! RAAAA!" Lee hurls himself at Bowser and they begin beating the crap out of each other.

POW!

SMASH!

BANG!

WANG!

POP!

PUNCH!

SLASH!

KAPOW!

SMACK!

Those were the sound effects of the two boxing each other rapidly in the face and body.

"Your punch is weak!" yells Bowser while throwing punches.

"Yours is weaker!" says Lee while getting hit and throwing punches at the same time.

"You punch like a little bunny!"

"If I punch like a little bunny, then you punch like little mouse!"

SMACK!

POW!

BANG!

SMASH!

THWACK!

BLAM!

SLAM!

WHAM!

BAM!

"Let go of me!" cries Lee while gripping onto Bowser's neck.

"You let go of me first!" says Bowser who is grabbing Lee's neck also.

Suddenly, they see a winged figure flying towards them from over the mountains, and the figure lands in front of them.

BANG!

The winged figure, Pit, gets up and groans, "Ow… It hurts a lot… She sure got some surprising moves…"

"Hey, you're that boy who claimed to be the new Smasher, right?" asks Bowser, who have finally stopped beating up Lee.

Then Kazena drops down in front of them out of nowhere. "I found you, bastard!" she says to Pit. "Nobody escape from me!" She takes out her large propeller-like blade and swings it at Pit, who quickly avoids it.

Pit quickly runs around the place with Kazena chasing after him. "Close range combat isn't quite safe against her! I must try to take on her using far range techniques!" he thought. Pit quickly turns around and fires an arrow, but Kazena knocks it away with the large propeller.

"Ha! You think you can hit me with measly arrows like that?" he asks. "Die!" She rushes forward and slams the propeller towards Pit. Pit quickly rushes aside and she hits her propeller blade against a cliff wall.

Pit looks up and the cliff and sees several rocks up there. "That's it!" Pit pulls back an arrow on his bow, and the arrow begins to glow. He let's go of the arrow and it flies to the top of the cliff and hits it, and explodes.

BANG!

The explosion causes the rocks to fall down on top of Kazena. "What the! YAAAAA!" She is too late to escape and the rocks and boulders bury her underneath.

"Kazena!" cries Lee upon seeing it.

"Do you have time to care about other people?" says Bowser as he tackles Lee hard in the side.

Lee gets up from being hit and growls, "Grrrr! I don't care much about her either! I will destroy you!"

Bowser gets into fighting stance and says, "Come on! I'll take on you anytime!"

"I don't see how strong you can be! I don't even have to waste my Devil Fruit powers on you! Take this! Basilisk Rush!" Lee begins running in circles around Bowser while simultaneously throwing several quick and powerful Beast Fist punches at him.

POW! SMACK! POW! SMACK! WHACK!

"Ugh! Can't keep up any longer!" groans Bowser as he takes the hits.

Pit sees this and says, "I must help him!" He takes out an arrow and readies it. But he never got the chance to use it, as Bowser withdrew into his shell and performs Whirling Fortress, in which he spins rapidly while in his shell. When Lee tried to punch him during the spin, he is knocked away.

"WAAAA!"

Bowser gets back up and says, "Ha! Now I got you!" He lowers his head and points it at Lee. "Get ready to eat this!"

Lee gets back onto his feet and says, "So what's that attack gonna do? It's probably just like your other weak little hits!"

"Bowser Hammer!" Bowser rushes forward very fast and smashes his head into Lee's abdomen.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

"GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cries Lee. The impact is extremely strong and has to hurt A LOT. Lee spats out blood and is sent flying backwards and he crashes through several rocks along the way.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Until he finally hits a cliff wall and leaves behind a crater there, and he finally drops.

"Wow! That was cool!" exclaims Pit after seeing the attack.

Bowser smirks and says, "Yeah right! Who said it was weak?"

TO BE CONTINUED…

So, has Bowser won the battle? Let's just wait for the next chapter before coming to conclusions.