Note to Kirbstar: Yes, I'm aware that Ganondorf already has a last name. Guess I should make him even more formal by making him refer to the others using their last name, but I just find it weird using the term Ms. Toadstool…
Chapter 21: The Rivalry of Bowser and Cid! The Race is in Volcanic Zone!
"So this is our room," says Ness, opening his hotel room.
"You can use it as your owns!" Young Link tells Pit. "Ness and I share it together."
"Thanks for letting me be with you, Mr. Young Link!" says Pit.
"You're welcome! You can have one bed for yourself. I will share the same bed with Ness."
"Right, you're our guest, so you should get extra treatment!" agrees Ness.
"Gee, thanks… You're so nice to me!" says Pit.
"Of course! We want you to get use being with us!"
Pit looks at the clock and says, "It's getting late now. I'm going to sleep!"
"But it is only 8:45…" says Ness.
"They say 'Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man wise'. You should follow my advice, but it's your choice."
"I knew that…" says YL.
"But of course, I should wash first," says Pit, and then he enters the bathroom to get cleaned up.
"He's a bit too formal, I think…" says Ness.
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Mario, Luigi, and Dr. Mario are returning to their room when they see Wario and Waluigi standing outside a door, looking like they are trying to open the door. Actually, they are trying to open the door. "What's-a wrong, Wario?" Mario asks him.
"I lost the key somewhere and now I'm trying to open it using this piece of steel wire!" says Wario. "That stupid Waluigi just can't keep a key for a short while."
"Why must you always blame me?" says Waluigi.
"Because you fail at life!"
"You're so mean!"
"Because it's true!
"Am not!"
"All right-a, don't-a fight…" says Mario. "Let's ask the front desk on what-a to do."
Then Bowser and Ganondorf come walking towards their room's door, which is just across Wario's. "Hey Ganon, got the key?" asks Bowser.
"What key? I thought you have it," says Ganondorf.
"Didn't I gave it to you?"
"You never gave me anything. You always had it with you."
"But I don't have a pocket! In fact, I'm not wearing anything! The key isn't with me!"
"That sucks…"
"Looks like you guys are having the same problem as us," says Wario.
"We're in the same league! Let's form the Lost Key Association!" says Bowser in a funny manner.
"Haha… Very funny," says Luigi.
"Just kidding… Now that the key is gone, let me ram it open."
"No! Don't!" cries Ganondorf. But too late, Bowser headbutts the door hard and…
BANG!
He pulls his head back and cries in pain. "YEOW! It hurts!" They are surprised to see the door unharmed. "What the! How come?"
A janitor walks pass them and explains, "These doors are made of adamantine, one of the hardest known metal on earth, so it's impossible to break down using force. We made these kinds of doors for security reasons."
"Then I'll breathe fire at it!"
"NO!" they all shout, and they jump on him to stop him.
"I'll open the door for you…" says the janitor, getting out her keys. "Please do not cause any vandalism.
"I feel thirsty," says Wario. "I think I'll go get a drink at the bar."
"Hey! Me too!" says Bowser.
"Don't come back too drunk, okay?" Ganondorf reminds him. And then he thought for a while. "Why don't I go with him instead?" So he went with them.
-
At the bar, the 3 are sat together at table and are drinking happily. "Nothing beats having booze when you're in a bad mood!" says Wario.
"Right! It livens you up all over!" agrees Bowser.
Ganondorf raises his cup and says, "Let's give cheers to booze!"
"YEAH!" The other two also raises their cup in agreement, and they drink together.
Bowser notices a familiar person sitting at table across theirs. "Hey! Spiky hair!"
Cloud, the spiky hair guy, turns to him and says, "What do you want?"
"Want to have a drinking competition?"
"No thanks, I just had it."
"Oh, c'mon! We'll have fun!"
"Well, if you insist, then let me compete with you instead!" says Cid.
"No way!"
"Hey look! It's the famous singer Bob!" says Wario, pointing to the stage. "He's gonna come and sing!"
"I didn't know he was here," says Ganondorf.
"Since this a grand event, they would hire celebrities to come pay a visit. Remember how there was quite a crowd this morning at the streets?"
"I know, but I didn't know it was Bob."
Bob, the famous singer and not to be confused with the Bob from Fourside Race, gets onto the stage and delivers a short message about how he's going to sing a new song and therefore causing the crowd to go wild and crazy over him. "My new song is called Rob the Hot Dog! I hope you enjoy it!"
Then orchestral music begins to play, and then he sings out loud.
"Rob the hot dog!
Any booze?
So this is Russle's pee!
Lick my thing at Hoggy's!
I'll eat the dog!
Any booze?
Do it for Ted!
Lick my thing for Ted!
I wanna watch a video.
I'll probably throw in a video!
Hey, there's a peeing moose,
Peeing for Ted!
Hey, people are stealing warm milk!
DECAY!
I'll dust the cake!
Who stole this cold cheese from me?
Great, all my evil plan,
We won't last forever.
They are the man now dog!
Corn dog…
While it's wetting Ted's sheet!"
After the song has ended, the audiences clap and cheer for him. "YAHOO! YAY! BOB IS THE BEST!"
-
Meanwhile, somewhere in Tokyo, at the Funbari house…
"I love Bob!" says Yoh, while watching TV, which show Bob singing. "He's my favorite singer! Nobody else can beat him!"
"Aoya Ringer is much better," says Anna. "Her song debuted only 3 days ago and sold more than 3 million of copies."
"What did you say! No way Bob can be beaten by someone else!"
"Are you trying to disagree with me?"
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"It's sure a good song," says Bowser. "But the lyrics are odd…"
"Who cares if it's worth listen too?" says Wario. "Singers always sing with strange words! Hahahaha!"
As everyone is still applauding, Jigglypuff comes walking onto the stage, and she speaks into the microphone, "Hi everyone! I sing for you all! Hear my good song!"
Bowser and Ganondorf shoot up from their table upon seeing her upstage. "NOOOOOO!" They both charge at her and fall on top of her.
CRASH! BANG!
And knocking down several equipments in the process…
"Hey! What are you guys doing!" the cameraman shouts at them, and then Jigglypuff is hurled in the direction of the camera.
-
Yoh and Anna are still arguing about which singer is better when suddenly the screen becomes fuzzy and all. "What happened?" says Yoh.
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Bowser and Ganondorf, carrying a KO'ed Jigglypuff under his arms, walk out the bar in a hurry. "Thanks to this pink twit, now we can't drink more!" says Bowser.
"Well, I have enough drink for today," says Ganondorf. "Let's go back!"
Then they hear a beeping sound. "Hey! My card is ringing!" says Bowser. "I'm gonna be in a race!" He looks at his card and the name of the racing course is Volcanic Zone. "Sounds like a cool place!"
"Well! Looks who is gonna challenge me!" says a voice behind them.
They both turn around and see Cid standing at the doorway of the bar. "Guess you and I are in the same race!"
"So?" asks Bowser.
"Let's see if you are really as good as Cloud said!"
"Why must that spiky hair be such a big mouth!"
"So you mean you're actually not good at all?"
Hearing this makes Bowser angry. "ARGH! I'll show you how good I am! You'll wait and see! I'm gonna crash you off course!"
"Hahaha! You better not underestimate me! I'm a master engineer and I have invented lots of things that go! My driving skill is top notch!"
"You better not be too full of yourself! Pride will bring the downfall of you!"
"Well, then let us see who wins the race!"
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Bowser and Ganondorf walk back to their hotel room, and stop at the door. "Where's the key?" asks Bowser.
"I thought we lost it," says Ganondorf.
"But that janitor said she'll open for us!"
"But she's gone and left the door closed again."
"Argh! I'll just ram the door down!" Bowser shoulder bashes the door hard, but it didn't do any good. "I forgot it's unbreakable…"
"Let's just call the front desk…"
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6:30 A.M. next morning…
Pit got up early and stretches. "Ah! What a nice sleep! This world's beds are pretty comfortable too! But I still prefer my bed back in the sky." He goes over to Ness and YL and sees that they are still asleep, so he quietly tries to wake them up. "Hey Mr. Ness and Mr. Young Link! Time to wake up!"
"Leave us along…" mumbles Ness. "We slept like around 1 A.M. yesterday…"
"Whoa! That's such a late time to sleep! You should sleep earlier! Oh well, I'll let you sleep on if you want to. I'm going for a walk!"
After Pit washed, he opens the balcony window and flies out just like that.
He flies above the city of Sedan HQ, looking down at the people below. Because it's early in the morning, there's not much crowd down there. "People in this world sure get up late…" says Pit. "There's nothing here at the moment, so I think I'll just go back to the hotel."
He flies back towards his hotel and flies around the windows to see which is his room.
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"Ah! That was a good sleep!" says Peach. "I wonder how much longer are we going to stay here?" She goes over the window and opens it, and is shocked to see Pit flying just outside! "Whoa!"
"I'm sorry. Did I scared you, Ms. Toadstool?" he asks.
"Oh, it was nothing! You rarely ever see a person flying outside your window. That's all…"
"I'm so sorry to frighten you like that, Ms. Toadstool."
"Just call me Peach."
"Okay, Ms. Peach."
-
7:30 A.M., at the hotel café…
"And then there was this giant rabbit-like monster standing before me!" Luigi says to Mario. "He has teeth as sharp as a knife and he can even breathe fire!"
"You're just-a dreaming," Mario tells him.
"I know it's a dream, but it's a terrifying one…"
"Hey, have you heard-a that-a Bowsa eez in today's race?"
"And Roy's in the race too,"
"Really?"
"You haven't heard?"
"No."
"Well, I dreamed that he was in a race."
"Oh… I thought-a eet was real…"
Then Roy shows up from nowhere and says, "Guess what! I'm in this race!"
"I told you he would be in the race," says Luigi.
Roy goes back to his seat with Lilina. "I can't wait to start the race!" he says.
"I hope you win, my love!" says Lilina. "There is no way you can lose!"
"Right! I will do anything to win my love towards you!"
"Excuse me, but I'm the one who's going to win the race!" says Bowser.
Roy turns to him and says, "You're in the race too, right?"
"Right, and I am going to win!"
"Why don't we have a showdown at the race. It's useless arguing here."
"I can already foresee it! And I'm gonna beat the Cid guy badly too! Hahahahaha!"
"You proposed a challenge to him?"
"He underestimated me! So I'm going to show him who is the best!"
"That would be me!" says Cid, coming into the cafe.
Bowser turns to him and says, "So you're here! Are you here to tell me that you're afraid?"
"What makes you think of that? I wanted to see if you are afraid or not."
"Ha! Like I'm the person to cower off in fear! I was hoping that you are afraid to race me!"
"Well, I was hoping that you would be the one to be afraid!"
The both of them glare and growl each other angrily. "Looks like this race will be a havoc…" says Luigi.
Just then, Barney comes dancing into the café while singing, "I'm going to race! I'm going to win!"
Bowser and Cid turn to him, and Bowser asks him, "Hey, you're in this race too?"
"Yes! I'm so happy that this is my first race at the finals!" says Barney, showing them his certificate, which has the course name Volcanic Zone written on it.
"Bah! There is no way you can win!"
"Whether I win or not, I'm going to have fun in this race! Yippee!"
"Sorry to break your bubbles, guys," says Roy, "but I'm the one who's going to win the race." He says this while pointing to himself proudly.
Cid and Bowser turn their glares towards him and say, "So you want to challenge us?"
"Why not? It'll make the race more fun!"
"Ha! Stupid people," says a voice.
The 3 turn to the source of voice and sees a blond, eyeglass-wearing man sitting at a table. "Who are you calling stupid?" Cid asks him.
"I'm calling you people stupid for thinking that you have a chance in this race with I, Tim Win."
"Yeah? So what's about that?" asks Bowser.
"Do you know who I am? Do you know how good of a racer am I since my younger days?"
"Who cares about your past?" says Roy.
"You should care. I have been a good racer in the past, and nobody has ever beaten me before. Even my instructor bowed down before me and said that he admits I am the best. In fact, I won first place 3 times in a row in the preliminaries."
"Tsk! What is that to be so proud of?" says Cid.
"I tell you this because I will win this race, just like always. Stupid people like you have no chance to win this race."
"Why right do you have to call us stupid!"
"Because you are. Every people born in this world are destined to be something. If they are born stupid, then they are stupid throughout the rest of their lives, and they have no way to change the destiny. I am born a talented genius, and I will be like that throughout my life," says Tim in a style that annoys people.
"You're crazy…"
"A stupid person cannot surpass a genius. That is how the way things go. You cannot deny it, for it is fact!"
"What makes you think of that?" asks Roy.
"Because I have never failed in anything I did, therefore it proves that a genius never fails. All those who failed to beat me are stupid people, and they are stupid for the rest of their lives. There is no way they can change that!"
Roy is very angry to hear this. "You think this is true? I'm afraid I have to disagree with you! Even a failure can find his way to the top if he works hard! What you said has no proof and I can show you!"
"I already have proof, and you refuse to accept it. Therefore, you are stupid," says Tim.
Roy is getting even angrier at hearing this. "Why you! I will beat you in this race and show you!"
"You have no chance, because you are stupid and I am a genius!" Tim gets up and starts to leave. "You are an idiot to try change your destiny. Anyone who goes against his or her destiny is stupid. I repeat, STUPID!"
Roy sits down on his table and pounds the table angrily, "He's an idiot!"
"Calm down, Roy," Lilina says to him. "I agree that he is a crazy, but don't worry, surely you can beat that kind of single-minded person!"
"Hmph! That guy gets on my nerves!" says Bowser. "It makes me angry!"
"You're right," agrees Cid. "I do not like that kind of guy. I admit even though I'm very good, there is still someone else out in the world better than I."
"I'm going to show him who's better in this race!"
"So will I!"
Cid returns to his seat with his other friends. "Going through a rough morning, eh, Cid?" Tifa asks him.
"Bah! This is perhaps the most rotten one! Hey, Cloud, will you do me a favor?"
"What?" asks Cloud.
-
That afternoon, a loud announcement is made throughout Sedan HQ. "The race will start very soon. All interferers and racers go to the Transportation Building and the audiences please go to the theater. Racers please don't forget your vehicles!"
"Bowser and Roy are in this race," says Marth, walking towards the theater along with his friends. "Let's cheer for them!"
"I'm not sure who to cheer for," says G&W. "They both are on our sides."
"I'm going to cheer for Roy!" says Lilina cheerfully.
"I prefer cheering for Roy too," says Luigi.
"Me too!" adds Peach.
"Bowser isn't getting any love…" says G&W.
"By the way, where's Link?" asks Zelda.
"He said he's going to get an interferer's pass," replies Ganondorf.
"What? You mean he wants to interfere with the race?"
"That's what he said."
-
At the Transportation Building…
"Well, we meet again!" Link says to Cloud.
"So?" replies Cloud.
"Remember our fight back in Pokemon Coliseum? I gave you quite a beating back then, eh?"
"That was painful indeed, but if we will be confronting each other again, I'm very sure I will have the upper hand this time."
"Let's look forward to it!"
Wario walks into the room and says, "Hey everyone! Guess who is here?"
"What are you doing here?" Link asks him.
"Why can't I? I find it more fun to do something rather than sitting in the theater watching the big ol' screen all the time! And speaking of this, why is there a hot lady here?" says Wario while pointing to Tifa.
"I'm here to accompany Cloud," Tifa replies. "I feel like wanting to bend of few muscles after doing nothing for a long time."
"Bending muscles? Why does a lady have to bend muscles?"
"To keep fit! Don't look at me like I'm a helpless, attractive girl; I can be quite tough!"
Wario just laughs at this remark. "Hahahahaha! How strong can a woman get? Hahahahaha!"
Tifa is fuming a bit at hearing this. "So you're not going to believe me until I whack you up badly?"
"Go on and try!"
"All right! Don't fight!" yells a priest. "You interferer's better get ready to do what you want! The race will be starting very soon!"
-
At the theater…
"Oh hi, Peach!" says Aerith.
"Hi, Aerith! You have a friend in this race, right?" asks Peach.
"Yeah, Cid is in it, and Cloud and Tifa are interferers for this race."
"They are? One of our friends is too. Let's hope they don't beat up each other too much."
"Yeah, I agree. I don't really like it that there are lots of fighting going on."
"I'm worried too… I noticed that ever since this race, our bonds between other seems to be breaking."
"Well, it's something common in a race. Everybody becomes rivals."
"Let's wish them the best, though."
Mario notices Waluigi sitting alone and not with Wario. "Hey, where eez Wario?"
"Oh, he wanted to interfere with the race," says Waluigi.
"Why? Does he have anyone he want-a to stop-a?"
"Not really, but he just wants some… exercise…"
"I see… That's-a just like him."
Ness, Young Link, and Pit found themselves some seats after buying snacks. "How's the food of our world?" Ness asks Pit.
"They are good!" replies Pit. "Though they don't really seem to be the healthy kind."
"Who cares if they're healthy or not? As long as they're good, who cares?"
"I hope you cheer for our friends, Pit!" YL says to him.
"I will! But I wished I could help in this race."
"Don't always push yourself. Give yourself a chance to relax sometimes. Our Link is doing the job for you!"
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At the starting line of the Volcanic Zone…
"Phew! It's sure hot in here!" says Roy.
"It's a volcano, what do you expect?" Bowser asks him. He turns to Cid besides him and asks, "Say, what's this car of yours called?"
Cid is riding in a vehicle that resembles a mini-battleship, but it has wing-like structures sticking out the side as well. "It's my latest invention, the Highwind Runner!" he explains. "Not only can it travel on land, but it can travel across water and fly too! Neat stuff, isn't it?"
"Sounds neat! But my Green Beast can crush down anything in its way!"
"I'll be flying in the sky before you have the chance too!"
"Well, I wonder if you even have the chance to fly into the sky."
"All right everyone, listen up!" says Talko. "This is a very dangerous zone, so you should beware. As you can see, this whole place is volcanic, hence the name Volcanic Zone. The volcano has been dormant for quite a while, so it should be safe to race. However, there is still lava pools around, and please do not fall into it. We do not wish anyone to lose his or her lives here."
"Sounds scary…" says Roy.
"I admit…" agrees Bowser.
"Only stupid people gets scared," says Tim sternly. If you want to know, Tim is riding in a single-seated racing car that is colored gold.
Roy turns to him and says, "Would you please have enough of your stupid comments!"
"You are stupid."
"Argh!"
"Please listen, for this is very important," says Talko. "Another thing you have to watch out for is the Fire Rabbit."
"Fire Rabbit?" says Bowser curiously.
"Oh! A cute little bunny can be found around here?" asks Barney.
"The fire rabbit is something you should be afraid of," explains Talko. "It is one of the most feared beasts around this area. You will also encounter fire serpents and fire birds, but none of them are as frightening compared to the fire rabbit. Fortunately, this is the hibernation season of the fire rabbits, so you probably won't encounter any. The fire birds aren't any harm, as long as you don't bother them. The fire snakes can be quite dangerous, so you should avoid messing with them."
"If this course is so dangerous, then why should we race here?" asks Cid.
"Because the priests say that it is the will of Carma…"
"They sure are religious people…"
"So anyway, we will be starting the race very soon!"
Everyone got on his or her marks as Talko prepares his gun.
"3, 2, 1… GO!" He fires the gun, but it has no bullets, but they still went anyway.
Not surprising, Tim speeds off the starting line and takes the lead first, followed by Roy. "I will beat him no matter what!" Roy thought.
Cid is third in place. "Whoa! Those 2 sure are fast!" thought Cid. He looks back and sees Bowser way behind. "At least I'm faster than him!"
Bowser is rather upset to get left behind. "Damn! They are faster than I thought! But still, I must not lose here! Time to use violence!"
Then Random Racer No. 37 shows up next to him and tries to get pass him.
"Oh no you don't!" Bowser steers to the side and slams the spike on his wheels into the side of the racer and knocks him off course.
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"Roy's doing pretty good," says Samus.
"I still prefer cars," says CF.
"But you should give him credit for it."
"Go Roy! Beat that madman who calls people stupid!" shouts Lilina excitedly. "Show him that he's wrong!"
"You're acting like Amy…" Fox tells him.
"Cid! You can do it! I know you can!" shouts a girl, dressed up like a ninja, sitting next to Aerith.
"Calm down, Yuffie," Aerith tells her. "You're gonna disturb the others."
"I'm too excited!" says Yuffie. "I just can't sit still watching such an exciting show with our friends in it! I hope Cloud and Tifa do their best they can to protect Cid too!"
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Cid is driving among several other racers who are ramming the crap out of each other just to get the place in front. "This won't do!" Cid mumbles to himself. "With such an amount of people here, I'm in danger of getting destroyed!" He presses a button on the controls and the Highwind Runner flies into the sky! This grabs the attentions of the other racers.
"Whoa! Look at that!" they say.
"Ha! Never seen a flying car before?" says Cid. "Let me show you something… WITH A BLAST!" He presses another button and the bottom of the vehicle opens, and several bombs drop down.
The bombs hit the ground and explode, blasting all the racers nearby into oblivion. After the coast is clear, the Highwind Runner lands onto the ground and moves on again. "Ha! That showed them!" he says. Suddenly, he looks into the rear mirror and sees a fireball coming from behind. He quickly steers to the side to avoid it.
"I finally caught up with you!" yells Bowser, the one who shot the fireball.
"So you're here!" says Cid. "Let us see who is the faster one!"
Bowser steps on the pedal and tries to catch up with Cid, but his overall speed isn't as fast as the Highwind Runner. "Darn! If only my car can move faster!" curses Bowser.
Cid looks back and laughs at him. "Ha! You can't possibly catch up with me at that speed!"
"You thought I came unprepared? Think twice! Good think I borrowed from Mario these things!" Bowser got out a mushroom and tries his best to reach the back of his car and then stuffs it into the exhaust pipe. After doing so, the Green Beast gains an extra boost and zooms forward, almost catching up with the Highwind Runner.
"Whoa! You surprised me!" exclaims Cid.
"What did I tell you?"
"Ha! You're just coming towards a trap ahead!"
"Huh?"
Cid begins to move faster and went ahead of Bowser even further. "Have fun with Cloud!" he calls back one last time.
"Cloud? You mean…"
Suddenly, Cloud hops in from the side of the road and slams his sword into the ground hard, creating a large, bumpy crack. The Green Beast hits the crack and flies into the sky, and then lands back down on the road. "What the!" gasps Bowser. "What was that about?"
Cloud walks up to him and says, "You said you wanted to fight me, right? This is the time."
"Not now!" growls Bowser. "Can't you see I have a race to participate in?"
Cloud shows him a pass and says, "I have an interferer's pass, so I have the right to stop you."
"Grrrr! All right then! I'll make a quick work out of you here and then head on with the race! I'll make sure it won't take longer than a minute!"
"Then let's begin." Cloud lifts up his sword and jumps into the sky, and readies to plunge it down at Bowser. Suddenly, a green figure jumps at Cloud and smacks him away. Cloud flies to the ground but lands on his feet. "Who's there?"
The green figure, Link, lands on the ground and says, "Who else?"
"Link! Let me handle spiky hair!" says Bowser.
"I thought you have a race to participate in. Just go on with your race. Fighting him will just waste your time and you won't be able to get any places in the race. You better go or you'll regret."
Bowser thought over this, and says, "Fine! Make sure you don't kill spiky hair, because I'll be challenging him again in the future!" Bowser gets onto his car and drives off again.
Link turns to Cloud and says, "If you want to mess with my friend, then you have to get pass me first!"
Cloud simply shrugs and says, "Oh well… This would be a good chance to get back at you for that time."
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Not too far from where they are, Tifa is at the side of the course. "I can see Cloud from here!" she says. "It looks like he's having a fight with someone. Should I go help him?"
"Hey you!" shouts a rough voice from behind. Tifa turns around and sees Wario. "So I found you at last!" says Wario. "Did you said you were gonna beat the crap out of me?"
"Yeah, I did. I think… What do you want?"
Wario flexes his muscles and says, "I would like to see you beat me up… NOW!"
"Um… Was there any other reasons you came here?"
"I just wanted to beat up some racers and give myself an exercise, but seeing how you proposed a challenge to me earlier, I think this exercise will be more than enough! Now hurry up and try to beat me!"
Tifa simply shrugs. "Oh well… If you insist." She gets into fighting stance and says, "But I'm warning you: I won't be going easy on you!"
"That's what I'm planning too!" says Wario with a really badass-looking expression.
TO BE CONTINUED…
So the third race is beginning…
This race won't only be focusing on the fights, but the race as well. I'm sure you will look forward to this chapter. It's Nintendo characters vs. Final Fantasy characters!
And root for Roy to beat that ----ing idiot Tim! If you want to know, Tim is based off a real life person I know and I really hate him.
And by the way, about that song Bob sang: I got it from this website. Just eliminate all the spaces and it'll work. Still, the hyperlink may still look odd as this site can't handle them properly... You should be able to type it into the address bar correctly. Just rememeber there is no www in it.
http/ robthehotdog . ytmnd . com
It's supposed to be the lyrics for the music heard in the Brawl trailer, but of course, it's just made up. But it's just way too funny. You should really see it!
And notice how I add a bit of Shaman King into this chapter too. Hehe...