Stargate: Alternate ending to Beachhead.
Farscape: Post Peacekeeper Wars- a month afterward- Chiana watching D'Argo while Aeryn and John are making what was supposed to be a quick supply run.
(I'm testing out what people would prefer more, Mitchell and Vala being alternate reality versions of Crichton and Aeryn or that they are the same people with modified memories)
"Vala, you did it, the portal collapsing!" said Daniel as she rings back onto Prometheus
"Ah, guys we're getting some strange readings from the portal, airman get us away from here quick," said Carter
Prometheus gets pull in.
"Carter, what the hell is going on here! yells Mitchell.
After some twists down the wormhole the Prometheus comes flying out of wormhole almost crashing into an organic ship.
Cue Farscape Music...
On Moya:
Chiana get to command! A wormhole just appeared. said Pilot
Uh, Pilot, there's a ship coming out. Frell! We're going to hit! said Chiana
With a quick maneuver Moya just misses Prometheus, but then things get really interesting.
"Sir, we are detecting, well I don't know what to call it, I think its a ship of some sort," said airman.
"Tealc, Vala, does it look familiar to either of you," said Mitchell.
No it does not, very strange, said Tealc.
"Look like anything you've stolen Vala ?" said Daniel.
"No, but it appears we're not in the Orrin galaxy," replied Vala.
"The ship appears to be completely organic. I think its living creature used for space travel," said Carter.
"You got to be kidding me," said Mitchell. "Well, lets give them the old hello. I love this job new cultures and new peoples. This is Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell to unknown ship, please respond."
On Moya:
"Pilot, did I just hear who think I heard?" said Chiana
(In background-Always so formal Mitchell- I wonder who I should loosen up more you or Daniel, said Vala)
"Sounds like John and Aeryn, but why are they using different names?" said Chiana.
"Maybe they were brainwashed again," said Pilot.
Well whatever's going on D'Argo is really start to miss his parents. Right little guy. So we'd better get this cleared up quick.
Chiana turns on screen and responds.
"Hey John, Aeryn, where were you? "Thank the gods you're back Aeryn, we were almost out of milk for D'Argo and the little narl's as stubborn as the two of you."
"Aeryn? John? My name is Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell and the woman over here is named Vala Mal Doran," said Mitchell.
Daniel steps up, "I'm Daniel Jackson. We're from the Taur'i, and we just stopped an Orrin device."
"The name's Chiana and I've never heard of Taur'i," said Chiana
"Carter, Tealc any ideas?" said Daniel. "Ever heard of Earth, the SGC?"
"Earth? Frell what are bunch humans doing with ship like this we only left Earth about year ago?" said Chiana. Maybe its the frelling Ancients again, if have you something to do with the Ancients we don't want it. They've frelled with our heads and caused us enough pain to last a lifetime.
"You know about the Ancients?" Daniel said
"While I'm sure this all fascinating, you just implied I have baby to feed. What's going on!" said Vala.
"Yeah, you act like you know us," said Mitchell
"Hmmm, I think you guys had better come over, I might be explain, I hope" said Chiana.
After a quick discussion- SG1 and Vala land in Moya.
Pilot, getting the DRDS ready, just in case, said Chiana.
Shuttle lands
Aeryn, John! Chiana runs to hug them. "This little narl was getting cranky waiting for you. Must take after his mother." said Chiana.
"I'm sorry we don't know you," said Mitchell.
"Have you done something to them?" Chiana pointing to Daniel, Tealc, and Carter
"No, Lt Colonel Mitchell has been with the SG1 for a few months and spent the previous year in recuperation from battle," said Tealc.
"Vala meanwhile has only been annoying us for a few months," said Daniel
"Thanks Daniel," said Vala.
Ahummm.. said Carter
"Maybe this will help, ever heard of alternate realities?" said Carter.
"Yeah, Crichton had to enter one a few months back to find Aeryn," said Chiana
"Vala, when you transported over at the last minute, you must have interfered with portal collapse, but why are we here precisely?" said Carter.
"A, guys did you any of you see a weird bug appear for a sec when we went down the rabbit hole?" said Mitchell.
"Weird bug? Frell it was the Ancients," said Chiana.
"Could you tell us more about your Mitchell and Vala (I mean John and Aeryn)," said Daniel.
Crichton, a bit of a scientist- A wormhole dragged his module from Earth to the Uncharted Territories over four years ago. Nice guy, Ancients messed with his head a few years back and made him the most sought after fugitive in the Universe. Aeryn's a former Peacekeeper soldier. Tough as hell, I think Crichton just wore her down with his human idiosyncrasies until she became a normal person. Now those two can take on anyone in the Uncharted Territories, but their great friends. But they are 3 weeks overdue. And this little guy is D'Argo Sun Crichton, their son. Chiana says tickling him.
Message from Prometheus-
Sir, we are detecting another ship.
Kalish voice- "Pilot of Moya we demand you hand over D'Argo Crichton or Moya will be destroyed."
"Who are they?" Daniel said.
"Trouble, I guess we know what happened to John and Aeryn. The Kalish must have captured them. Pilot prepare for emergency starburst," said Chiana.
"Whoa, Whoa wait we've got the pride the United State Air Force outside, maybe we can talk. This is Lt. Colonel Mitchell of Stargate Command. Moya and D'Argo Crichton are under our protection. Withdraw or be destroyed," said Mitchell.
"Crichton! Must be a trick," said Kalish commander.
Kalish ship attacks, and Prometheus responds.
"Sir, we are having trouble the ship's well shielded and its launching fighters," said airman.
"Launch our fighters," said Captain Ellis of Prometheus.
"Chiana, you have anything on Moya that can fight back? said Mitchell.
"Yeah, Aeryn and John's prowlers," said Chiana.
"Tealc, would you do me the honors. Vala, you and Daniel better stay here, can't risk you too getting separated," said Mitchell.
"Chiana, exactly who are the Kalish? asked Carter.
They're a subject race of Scarrans," and were hoping for their freedom during the big Peacekeeper-Scarran War, but Crichton ended the war with a huge wormhole before half the galaxy could get destroyed. said Chiana
After some fierce fighting the Kalish ships are forced to withdraw.
(Looking at D'Argo), "You know that baby does look a little like you," said Daniel
Yes Daniel, See I was telling the truth, sort of, it appears I was pregnant, just not exactly me," said Vala.
"You guys bicker like John and Aeryn and you look like a bit like him. Are you or Mitchell available?" said Chiana looking seductively at Daniel.
"Ahrrummm, now we've got two Vala," said Carter trying to break the sexual tension as Mitchell and Tealc walk in.
Any answers, Carter? said Mitchell