Scorpius arrives on Moya.
"Ah, Chiana so where is Crichton and Officer Sun?" said Scorpius
"Busy at the moment. I would like to introduce you to Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter and Tealc of Stargate Command," said Chiana.
"Well I'm very surprised, Earth should not have the level of technology your ship has? Are you from an alternate reality?" said Scorpius with standard pointed arrogance.
"Frell," said Chiana.
"Chiana, you do remember that Crichton and I visited another reality to find Officer Sun. It is quite possible that another Crichton has figured out wormholes," said Scorpius.
"This guy's reminds me of Anubis and Baal," said Sam quietly to Tealc.
"Be careful, Sam," said Tealc
"Well, Mr. Scorpius, we are from a parallel universe, but we came here because we stopped some religious fanatics from opening one wormhole and got sucked down another." said Sam.
"Interesting, Now please where are Crichton and Officer Sun!" said Scorpius
Mitchell and Vala walk in with Daniel trailing
"Chiana are you trying to trick me, these people must be from the alternate reality. I know their energy signatures and Crichton's taste," said Scorpius with tinge of Hannibal Lector.
"Sorry where we're fresh out of Chianti," said Cameron. "So Leatherface what do you want?"
"What I always want, John, wormholes and the supremacy of the Sebacean race," said Scorpius
"The name's Colonel Cameron Mitchell and the woman is Vala Mal Doran," said Cameron. "Let's lay our cards on the table. I'm guessing from what I heard from Chiana's that you're a mad scientist with a powerful fleet to back up you. You're afraid someone else has beat you to the whole wormhole quest, and you need the great John Crichton, master of wormholes, to stop a new power from rising, right?"
"Actually, I would very much would like to see the Kalish rise up and crush the Scarrans, but I am afraid what they will do once they have the power of wormholes. John, by himself, destroyed half the Peacekeeper and Scarran fleets and a planet in just one action. That power is simply to great for anyone, especially one who have just overthrown their oppressors, even the highly intelligent Kalish. I am guessing that your people, might know something about wormholes, and neither the Scarrans or Kalish will be expecting a force of humans with advanced weapons so we might be some of help to each other.
"Why should we even get involved?" said Cameron
"Because whether or not you are very much like Crichton and the fact that Crichton is not here incessantly arguing makes me suspect the Kalish already have Officer Sun and him," said Scorpius" "I know the territory and might also help you with my own knowledge to return home."
"Chiana, you know Nosforatu, what do you think?" said Cameron
"While he is sly, evil, and caused us enough pain for lifetimes, he does know the area, people, and has a sort sick sense of attachment to John. I say we let him come, but we keep him guarded." said Chiana.
"Chiana, I must insist in bring over some of my prowlers and a marauder, even if your Earth forces are good, they have never faced the Scarran or Kalish and their allies." said Scorpius.
"Four prowlers and they'll be docked with several of the Earth fighters. That okay with everyone?" said Chiana.
"Fine, but I insist on visiting your Earth ship. Its called Prometheus. You, humans always naming everything" said Scorpius.
"Sorry, Scorpius we all have our secrets," said Sam "Tealc, will supervise the ship transfers."
While Scorpius is away with Tealc…
"Daniel, any luck translating Sebacean?" said Sam. I don't trust Scorpius and we'll need any advantage we can get.
"Yeah, he reminds me Anubis, but… civil," said Daniel. The language does have some links to predynastic Egyptian. It justifies the claims that Sebacean and humans are related.
"I wish Jool was here, the Eidolons on Arnessk, who brought Sebaceans from Earth, had a bunch of stuff Crichton said reminded him of Egypt," said Chiana.
"Hmmmm.. In this dimension the Goal'ud may have never existed and these Eidolons essentially replaced them in human history," said Daniel. "I wonder how much this universe parallels ours and yet differs."
"Daniel, while I'm sure this all fascinating, we need to get focused," said Vala. "We are currently trapped in another dimension with creature who could scare Baal. An alien race is currently seeking weapon that can destroy the galaxy and are torturing my beautiful alternate self and Cameron. And more importantly, IF WE DON'T RESCUE THEM, I'LL HAVE TO BE SOME KID'S MOTHER! It kinda spoils the old seduce and steal business."
Meanwhile… Scorpius and Tealc
"So your name is Tealc quite unusual for human. What is that symbol on your head?" said Scorpius.
"It is the mark of the false god Apolphis who I once served," said Tealc. He and many of his enslaving Goal'd are dead because of the efforts of the Tauri." My people are now free Jaffa and it would be unwise to mess with Tauri or my people.
"Shame you never meant Ka Dargo, the two of you would have a great act, the old destroy the evil oppressors routine," said Scorpius. "What are these Goal'd you've been cursing, they sound like a most fascinating race.." Scorpius smiling and trying to get on Tealc's nerves.
"Keep moving or you'll live to regret it," said Tealc
"Yes, definitely Ka'Dargo," said Scorpius. "I wonder what my alternate looks like. Maybe all the alternates are bland humans."
Two days later in orbit of the planet Nixou
"Here's the plan guys, Chiana, Daniel Tealc, Sam, and a few of our marines will do a recon on the planet, since Chiana knows the area and hopeful no one's every met Tealc and Sam's alternates, said Cameron. Once we get an idea of what's going Vala, "Dr. Lector" (pointing to Scorpius), and me will come join with you guys on the marauder. The Prometheus will hide in the shadow of the two moons and if we need to call her for help, we'll claim we belong to some Sebecean colony's no one' heard of it. If the Prometheus can't handle it we use the command carrier for addition support, but only as the last resort.
"Interesting, but good plan, Colonel Mitchell," said Tealc "How did you come up with it?"
"Oh, I found Crichton's journal," said Cameron. "Some bizarre stuff, Vala you've been killed once in this dimension, by a Scorpius controlled crazy me. I was even doubled only to one copy get killed, and that's just for starters. More importantly, the Peacekeepers sound like if the UN's troops decided to become space Nazis, the Scarrans are your basic evil reptile dinosaur like conquering race, and the Kalish are so arrogant and intellectual they make Daniel and Sam seem like they've been on magic mushrooms for years.
"Wait, we are going based on plan inspired by man who's known to have gone crazy at least once and its going to be executed by his alternate double," said Daniel. "Anyone see a problem with this?"
"In Crichton's case it almost works out in the end, and this we have a saner cuter, Crichton to help us," said Chiana eyeing him seductively.
(Don't worry no more back story-it times for guns and battles in the next chapter"