Now the fights in the Shrine of Gods begin! Hope you enjoy them!
Chapter 34: Smashers vs. Deathborn's Army! The Battle Within the Shrine!Luigi slowly backs off as Bio Rex comes towards him. "Please… Don't eat me," says Luigi. "I'm more bone than meat…" But Bio Rex just keeps on going near him. "Are you listening to me?"
Without a word, Bio Rex pounces forward with his mouth wide open, but Luigi reacted fast and quickly rolls aside. "Miss!" cries Bio Rex.
"Oh no! This guy is too frightening!" says Luigi. "I better run from him!" And he quickly runs off.
"Don't run!" Bio Rex chases after him.
"Help! I'm chased by a mad dinosaur!" screams Luigi as he runs for his life. He keeps on running until he comes to a wall. "Oh no!"
"You're mine!" says Bio Rex, nearing towards him.
"HELP!"
"Hey Rex!" says a voice, and Bio Rex stops to find the one who called him. Pico appears into the room and says, "I see that you found your target, eh?"
"He's mines!" says Bio Rex.
"I know; I won't steal your target. But let's put it like this: I'll cut him into pieces using my knives, and then you can have your fill! It's easier to swallow if they're in pieces, right?"
Bio Rex smacks his lips and says, "Great idea!"
"You guys are mad!" screams Luigi, and then he quickly runs pass them while they're not focused on him.
"Don't let him get away!" yells Pico, and he and Bio Rex run after him.
"HELP ME!" cries Luigi.
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"I will not-a fall for your dirty tricks!" says Mario. "You must-a have something up your sleeves!"
"Why don't you just say you hate to take a bath," says Lassie. "You're so dirty! Men never take baths!"
"Of course I bath! But-a theez eez not da time! If you are with Deathborn, then I must-a defeat-a you!"
Lassie looks at him with an innocent smile, "You wouldn't hit a lady like me, would you?"
Mario runs towards her and performs a flying kick, but she quickly steps aside.
"You're so rude! You dare try to hit me? You're no gentlemen!" Lassie throws a kick at Mario, but he quickly ducks under it, and then performs a leg sweep, which Lassie jumps back to avoid.
Mario runs at her and throws a punch, but Lassie counters with another punch too. The both of them got into a close range combat of punches and kicks, until they finally hop back from each other. "For a woman, you're not-a too bad in close range combat," says Mario.
"Women are not weak like you men think!" says Lassie.
"Take-a theez! My trademark-a move! Super Jump!" Mario jumps up into the air towards Lassie. But when Mario jumped, he went higher into the air than usual. "Mamamia! I didn't-a know I could-a jump theez high!" He keeps on ascending into the air until he hits the ceiling. "Ow!" And drops back down.
Right before he touches the floor, Lassie kicks him hard and sends him flying into the wall, and she rushes to him and slaps him multiple times in the face HARD.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
"Yeow! Yeow! Yeow!"
Lassie then grabs him by the collar and judo throws him onto the floor, and steps on his belly multiple times using her high-heeled shoes.
"Ow! Ooch! Wa!"
"All men stinks!" says Lassie. "And you're no different!" She picks up Mario and punches him across the room again.
BANG!
Mario drops onto the floor and groans, "Doh… She packs quite-a a punch…"
Lassie walks over to him and sits down on top of Mario's face (that lucky guy!) and views herself in a pocket mirror. "Don't you agree I'm so beautiful?" she asks Mario. "Can you find another girl better looking than I?"
"Get-a off my face…" mumbles Mario.
"Are you saying my butt isn't soft and tender enough?"
"That's not-a what I mean…"
"You're really no gentlemen… You can't admire my beauty… You make me disappointed!"
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Meanwhile, out in the dead garden…
"What happened here?" asks Ganondorf. "I thought the trees should be green and healthy!"
"Their souls I have sucked off!" says Skull. "The nourishment of vegetation now resides in my body and I have gain the power that one cannot understand! The power I got from the underworld I have brought together with me! The ones of the dead crave for the ones of the living! I now have the power to summon them and grant them with their needs!"
"So you're going to use the power you got from hell to fight me? Sounds interesting! Let's do it!"
"Come forth, you hungry souls! The feast has begun!" Skull raises his hand and cries out in an overly dramatic voice.
"I'll get rid of you before you do so!" Ganondorf rushes towards Skull to attack. Suddenly, the ground around Ganondorf bursts open and several skeletal arms reach out and grab him. "Huh? What's this!"
"The dead now have grab hold onto the life that is yours!" says Skull in an overly dramatic voice. "You will be the first to be sacrificed to the poor souls of the underworld. For thousand of years have they cried and groan for the light, and now they are fulfilling their needs!"
Several skeletons rise out from the ground and latch onto Ganondorf tightly. "Get off me!" he cries. He tries his best to pull them off, but the grips of the skeletons are so strong that he cannot move. "Argh!"
"You cannot move, for they have looked upon you and locked your soul! Run as you can, over the seas and over the mountains! You cannot escape the fate that you are in!" says Skull.
"Argh! Stop talking like a crazy hermit or poet or something!" yells Ganondorf while trying to pull the skeletons off. "And you guys get off me!"
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Samus is wandering around the lower floor, looking for people. "There's nobody at all… But I keep on hearing the sounds of crashing and beating all around here… They must have begun fighting."
Suddenly, the ceiling above Samus bursts open and Mario falls down with a fast speed!
BANG!
"Whoa! Mario!" gasps Samus. "How did you fall through the ceiling?"
"I've been beaten…" groans Mario.
"By who?" Samus looks up through the hole on the ceiling and sees Lassie standing up there.
"Psst! No challenge at all!" says Lassie.
"So you're the one who beat up my friend, right?" asks Samus.
"What if I say yes? I hate men!"
"Hey Mario, get up!" Samus tries to lift Mario off the ground, but she is having a hard time. "Ugh! You're so heavy!"
"I can't get-a up…" says Mario. "I want to, but-a there seems to be a strange force stopping me… As if da gravity eez pulling me down."
"He'll return to normal after a few minutes," says Lassie.
Samus looks at Lassie again. "I don't care what you done to my friend, but I will not forgive you!"
"Would you like to fight me?"
"And without mercy!" Samus turns to Mario again. "You stay here and rest, Mario. I'll avenge for you!"
"Okay…" groans Mario.
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Meanwhile, at the hallway…
"Rapid Wario Punch!" yells Wario as he punches the wax wall the Mr. 3 pair is standing on rapidly.
"Don't bother trying to destroy it!" says Mr. 3. "It is as hard as steel!"
"Have you forgotten how I destroyed your wax using my head before?" ask Wario. He continues to punch the wax wall until a crack is formed, and then the wall slowly crumples! "Ha!"
"Darn! How is it possible for you to be this strong? I'll fight you myself!" Mr. 3 forms a wax sword in his hand and swings it vertically at Wario, who quickly backs off.
"You think you can beat me with a wimpy weapon like that?" asks Wario. "Even if it's as sharp as a real sword, it's still wax after all!"
"Die!" Mr. 3 charges forward and swings the sword again, and Wario avoids it again.
Wario spots a candleholder on a table next to him, and he picks it up and uses it as a sword. They charge at each other and clash their weapons together, getting into a swordfight of sorts. After much clashing around, Wario uses the fire on the candle to burn the wax sword, melting it off Mr. 3's hand. "Ha! I win!"
"No!" cries Mr. 3. "You won't get away with this!" He forms two more swords on with hands and swings it wildly at Wario.
"You're not going to get me with that either!" says Wario.
"Ms. Goldenweek! Do something!"
Suddenly, a stream of rainbow-colored paint hits Wario in the face. "YA! What's this!" Wario opens his eyes again and sees the whole place moving around oddly and also glowing with bright colors. "Uh? What happened here?" And he sees Mario. "Hey Mario! What are you doing here? I thought… YA!" He got slashes in the back by something sharp. He turns around and sees Luigi holding two umbrellas. "Luigi! What do you think you're doing?"
Luigi charges at Wario and swings the umbrella wildly, and Wario keeps on blocking it with the candleholder, which is now a twig. Wario keeps on blocking and moving backwards until he slips and falls face first onto the floor. He gets up and rubs his face, and then he sees things normal again. "Huh? That was odd." He looks up at Luigi but sees Mr. 3 holding two swords this time. "What? I thought I saw Luigi!"
"I sprayed you with rainbow paint just now," explains Ms. Goldenweek. "It is the color of confusion. When it got onto you, it made your vision messed up as if you're high on drugs or something."
"So that explains the Mario and Luigi I saw! It's actually you two! And not to mention why the candleholder turned into a twig."
"Now die!" Mr. 3 charges at Wario with both swords raised in the air. When near, Wario throws a direct punch into his face and knocks him backwards. "YAAA!"
"You're getting on my nerves! It's my turn to attack you!" Wario charges at Mr. 3 very fast.
"Candle Lock!" Mr. 3 shot out a stream of wax from his hand and it hits Wario's feet, and instantly dries up and holding him in place.
"Ya! What have you done! I can't move!" cries Wario.
"You're gonna be stuck there now!" says Mr. 3. He covers both his hands with wax and forms them into the shape of boxing gloves. "Now die!" He runs to Wario and boxes him rapidly in the face.
BANG! WHAM! POW!
"YEOW! YEOW! YEOW!" cries Wario.
Then Mr. 3 winds up his arm and throws a powerful uppercut into his chin, knocking Wario into the air.
"YAAAAAA!"
He hits the ceiling and falls back down.
BANG!
And the candle lock still hasn't break yet.
"Ugh… That hurts…" groans Wario.
Mr. 3 steps up next to him and laughs. "Hahahahaha! How do you like my art?"
"Damn you! I'll get you for this!"
Then a door next Wario opens and Kirby steps in. "Oh, it's Wario," says Kirby.
"What's that supposed to mean? Hurry up and do something about this!" says Wario.
Kirby looks at Mr. 3 and says, "You're fighting him? Then you'll probably need my help." Kirby sucks Wario into his mouth and spits him back out again, and the candle lock on Wario's feet is now gone.
"Thanks a lot, puffball!" says Wario. "Now to get my revenge!"
A candle also grew out of Kirby's head. "I'm Wax Kirby!" says Kirby. "I ate the wax on your feet and this happened!"
"Tsk! More pests are coming to mess with me!" says Mr. 3. "Die!" He rushes towards Wario.
"You wanna box me? I'll box you happily!" says Wario. They dash at each other and begin a boxing melee.
POW! SMASH! BANG! WHAM! BAM!
The fight was really violent, and both sides are badly injured. "Ugh… This is painful…" groans Mr. 3.
"But not for me!" says Wario as he winds up a punch, and then he uppercuts Mr. 3 hard in the chin and sends him flying across the hallway and hits the ceiling.
BANG!
"Ha! Got him!" says Wario. He turns around and sees Kirby and Ms. Goldenweek eating rice crackers happily. "HEY!"
"This cracker is good!" says Kirby.
"It's my favorite," says Ms. Goldenweek.
"Puffball! She's our enemy, and you should be fighting her, not making friends with her!" says Wario.
"Oh right!" says Kirby. He and Ms. GW hop back a few feet away from each other and give each other a mean glare. "Take this!" Kirby opens his mouth and shoots out a stream of liquid wax.
"Take this too!" says Ms. GW as she swings her paintbrush against the air, shooting out a stream of paint.
When both the projectiles hit each other, there was a splatter of paint and wax in every direction, and then a small wax Kirby figurine drops onto the floor.
"Look at this!" says Kirby. "It's a wax figurine of me!"
"It's sure beautiful!" says Ms. GW.
"Can you two get serious about this!" yells Wario. Suddenly, a tall figure appears behind him and swats him very hard, and Wario flies right through a wall.
CRASH!
"Argh! What was that?" wonders Wario, getting back up. "And this seems to be the kitchen…"
Mr. 3 enters the kitchen through the hole on the wall, and he is wearing a battle armor made of wax. "Ha! Behold my new Candle Warrior suit!" he says. "This will surely defeat you!"
"Try and make me!" says Wario, getting into fighting stance.
Kirby comes into the kitchen and spots the fridge. "Goodie! Let's see what's to eat!" He runs to the refrigerator and opens it. "So this is what gods eat…"
Wario runs to Mr. 3 and begins fighting the battle armor of his, but it is too tough to be destroyed by normal punches.
"You're wasting your time!" says Mr. 3. "You cannot defeat this suit!" He throws a punch at Wario and knocks him across the kitchen and crashing into a cupboard.
CRASH!
Kirby got back to his attention and says, "I should be helping Wario, not eating!" He takes out a durian from the fridge and says to Mr. 3, "Take this!" And he throws the spiked fruit at him.
Mr. 3 simply swats the fruit away. "Ha! You think you can get me with that?"
"Then take this!" Kirby opens his mouth and shoots out candle-like missiles, but Mr. 3 also knocked them away easily.
"Your attempt to mimic me is lame!" says Mr. 3. He runs to Kirby and kicks him across the kitchen, and Kirby lands into a pot of water, and also knocking out his ability in the process.
Wario gets up from the previous attack and says, "You're getting on my nerves!"
"You're getting onto my nerves too!" says Mr. 3. They two charge at each other again to fight. Mr. 3 throws a fist forward and Wario grabs hold of it. Using all his strength, Wario begins swinging the large armor around and around and hurls it across the kitchen.
BANG!
"Ha! Now are you still proud of yourself?" asks Wario. "This time I'm going to give you the finishing move! But before that, I'll laugh for no apparent reason. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I painted yellow onto his back," explains Ms. GW, who is standing next to the laughing Wario. "It is the color of laughter."
Kirby gets out of the pot and sees Wario laughing. "I must do something! Perhaps something wet can wash out that paint. That's it!" Kirby runs to the fridge and takes out a Coca-Cola can. You all know that if you shake cola, it'll burst everywhere if you open it. Kirby shakes the can rapidly and opens it and lets the cola shoot into his mouth. While he has a mouthful, he shakes himself around rapidly, and then turns to Wario and opens his mouth, shooting out a burst of cola at him.
The cola hits Wario in the back and pushes him across the kitchen.
BANG!
And this resulted in washing off the paint on his back. "Doh… This isn't my day…" mumbles Wario.
Mr. 3 appears with his armor again, but this time the hands of the armor are sharp like a sword. "This time I'll cut you into pieces!"
"Argh! Why don't you just stay down?"
"I remember that fire melts wax," says Kirby. "So maybe I should try fire!" He runs to the stove and opens it, and then sucks the fire into his mouth. At this, he gains a burning hat on top of him. "I'm Fire Kirby!"
Kirby turns to Mr. 3 and breathes out a stream of fire. The fire touches the armor and begins melting it. "AHHHH! FIRE! IT'S MELTING!" screams Mr. 3. "HOT!"
"Hey! He's my opponent!" says Wario.
"I'm helping you getting rid of his armor," says Kirby. "This will make things easier. But now I must put out the fire!" He quickly eliminates his fire ability and sucks in the pot of water, and then he gains a goggle and an air tank on his back. "Water Kirby!" He shoots out a long stream of water at the fire and puts it out.
"Phew… I'm saved!" says Mr. 3.
"But not for long!" says Wario. He performs his trademark shoulder bash against Mr. 3 and sends him out of the kitchen and across the hallway, hitting the wall on the other end.
BANG!
"Ugh…"
"Now for the ultimate beating!" Wario lowers his head and charges at him very fast.
"No! Wait!" cries Mr. 3.
Wario rams into Mr. 3 and they both smash right through the wall and out of the shrine! And this is on a higher floor also.
"AAAAHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!" cries Mr. 3 as they both fall downwards.
"Give you the finishing blow!" yells Wario. He lifts Mr. 3 over his head as if he's a basketball. "Wario Slam Dunk!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
They both fall nearer and nearer to the ground below, and when near enough, Wario slams Mr. 3 onto the ground REALLY hard.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
And the impact KO'ed Mr. 3…
Ms. GW comes to the hole on the wall and cries, "Mr. 3!" Kirby appears behind her and kicks her out the hole. "YAAAAAA!" She falls down and lands face first onto the ground.
WHAM!
"Hey Wario! Are you all right?" asks Kirby.
Wario gets up and says, "I'm fine! And thanks for the help, Kirby!"
"You're welcome! Just remember to treat me to dinner afterwards!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
Two of Deathborn's henchmen, Mr. 3 and Ms. Goldenweek, are defeated! I tried my best to make this fight as good as possible, so I hope you like it! I also hope that you look forward to the upcoming fights!
Yes, I know this story is straying off from its original intention of racing. But still, the story is still very interesting, right?