Disclaimer: I do not own FMA... i am currently in the begging stages in my plan to seduce Hiromu Arakawa...so hopefully... with luck I will in the near future XD

this is rated M mostly just in case... it has some language and has yaoi meaning... it is boy on boy... in this case EDxROY... so please do not flame me for that reason... if you must flame me (and by all means do) flame because of my horrible writing skillz not my preference in character relationships... thanx and enjoy. :3


I splashed the icy cold water on my face, trying to cool my fierce blushing. "Damn it Roy!" I said to my self slamming my hands on the counter. "why do always have to be such a womanizing creep!" said to my self as I tried to dry my drenched bangs that, so irritatingly stuck to the side of my face I thought about the events that took place moments ago.

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Everyone was laughing and having a good time.We were all in the cafeteria for dinner. Roy was surrounded by all the other military dogs, joking about sneaking over to the girls dorm later. I moved the ice cream around the bowl with my spoon and sighed to my self.

I jumped and I felt some one lean on my shoulders. "Hey Ed, don't you put on this mini-skirt for me, u no since its my birthday in all?" I swung my arms, hitting Roy with my closed fist. "WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM, I'M A GUY!" I yelled trying to calm my blushing "Or are you so stupid you cant tell?"

Roy touched his slightly swollen cheek before showing his all to familar smirk. "Oh I'm sorry Ed... you just look so feminem, being so short and al-"

I cut him off by kicking him in the shin and yelling " WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY CAN DROWN IN A SMALL PUDDLE?" before running in the oposit direction of Roy, currently in the fetal position, rubbing his shin. I Stormed out of the cafeteria, causing many people to slowly back away from me in fear.

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My blush deepened remembering, Why do i feel this way, I shouldn't get so flustered, over that! I thought to my self. I took a deep breath and sighed before heading out of the bathroom.

Just as I walked out of the bathroom and all-too-unwanted Colonel rounded the corner... he paused when he saw me then smiled... " oh... hey fullmetal, about earlier... I just wanted to say sorr-" he paused and glanced at the bathroom door I just walked out of "hohoho... so your more feminem then I thought, considering you just came out of the girls bathroom"

I glanced at the door, realizing my mistake. My cheeks began to burn with embarassment and anger.Damn! how could i be so careless!

"bastard" i muttered before briskly walking past Roy trying to hide my blush with a lowered head. Just as I walked past him he grabbed my hand forcing me into an abrupt stop. "let go of me!" I said in a demanding whisper... trying to pull my arm away, but his grasp only tightened.

"I said LET G--" my statement was left unfinished as he grabbed me and pressed his lips against mine... my mind went blank and fuzzy. I stood there until I finally grasped what was happening and pushed him away... "YOU BASTARD!" I yelled before running away in the direction of my millitary dorm room.


thanx for reading... please bare with me this is my first fan fic :3... sorry if it sucked I kinda rushed on the ending cuz I was tired and uninspired XP... well please R&R would be much love... X3