Ron, the Outcast
One day after Herbology, Ron was getting tired of getting T's on his OWLS. So he ran away to the real world. Harry and Hermione didn't notice because they were bugging Snape. Ron took his battered broom and went to the USA and landed in Las Vegas. He walked around and gazed at the prettiful lights.
"Wow!"
He then asked where the Knight Bus is.
"Excuse me, where is the Knight Bus Sir?"
"I'm not a Sir"
"Then what are you?"
"A male super model!"
"A what?"
"A beautiful man who wears underwear in front of everyone"
"Bloody Hell!"
Later in the Digiworld……
Uhhhh, I don't really know. This about Harry Potter of course.
Harry hid in Snape's Potion cabinet and then when Snape showed up Harry pantsed him.
Later in the Digiworld…….
I don't really remember what happened.
Princess Leia approached Captain Spock's new schinn bike. But then Darth Vader arrived and force choke captain Spock. Leia then asked Super man to turn back time so she can go to Jedi school instead of the annoying Luke.
Many years later……
Captain Spock
Built like a rock
Then Darth came in
And threw him in the bin
Yo! Yo!
Princess Leia needed to go!
She did a number 2
Spock died boohoo!
Why!
Why!
Ron cry, Ron cry!
Harry Potter Die