Hazbin Falls Hotel

by shinshinjane

Watch how the Hazbin crew experience the strange and weird wonders of Gravity Falls with the Pines, after they have been mysteriously appeared in the town along with their hotel and a few other sinners. Will they find away back to hell? Will they stay in Gravity Falls? Will they get a second chance again? Will they be human for good? Will Bill Cipher get a second chance to be good?

1. It Begins, the Tourist Trap

Chapter 1: It Begins, the Tourist Trap

Hey everyone, how's it going? I'm finally doing it. I'm making my own Gravity Falls and Hazbin Hotel crossover story! I want you guys to know that I wont be updating fast as I usually or sometimes do because the school semester is coming up soon, and I be doing a few online classes. So keep calm okay? Also if you are wondering about my "Everyone is Watching Gravity Falls" hasn't been updating it's because my laptop and the website I was using to write the story that has all of the other saved drafts got delete. I think it was because it didn't got sync with the updated version, so I'll be slowly but surely be updating that story too in the future. (As well as go back and make some editing changes. Maybe.)

Warning: There's going to be a lot of mature stuff in here, and maybe some fandom here and there. So if you guys are young children, get the heck out of here this isn't for you to read.

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'Ah summer break, A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy... Unless you're me.'

A golf cart came barreling through a billboard sign that says 'Welcome to Gravity Falls' in the cards were to 12 year old twins name Dipper and Mabel, and riding behind them are young adults from 20 to 30, but they are not fully humans they are demons with little human appearances, and behind them is a giant shadowy creature. 'My name is Dipper. The girl who looks like she's about to puke is my twin sister Mabel. And three older people that are firing deadly weapons are Charlie, Veggie and Angel Dust.'

The sounds of gun fire and weapons being thrown and hitting flesh caught Dipper's attention fallowed by some cursing, "Fuck! How do we kill this thing?!" One of the girls cursed in anger frustration, "They don't have any weaknesses babe, best thing to do is to kill 'em what we got." The "Thing" than pulled a tall pine tree out of the ground and throw it like a javelin, "Watch out!" Fallowed by Mabel yelling "Look out!"

'Now you're probably wondering why they look like weird human creatures and why are we running from an unnatural sized monster?' Dipper pulled a sharp turn on the cart almost making everyone to be flung out from one side of the cart. 'Rest assured there's a logical explanation. Let's rewind a bit.'

Rewind

'It all started when our parents thought we need to get fresh air and away from our home city. They ship us to a sleepy little town in Oregon called "Gravity Falls" to stay with our great Uncle Stan, his home is also a Tourist Trap he calls "The Mystery Shack" the real mystery is why would anyone go there? It's been a few days and Mabel always finds a bright side to this change, but as for me on the other hand, I've been having a hard time adjusting to our new surroundings. And with our great uncle Stan running the tourist trap business, guess who had to work there? That's right, me and Mabel. It would seem as we'll be doing the same thing every day but until that one fateful day that changes everything.'

Mabel popped up between two little bobbleheads that represent Stan Pines, Mr. Mystery. "He's looking at it! He's looking at it!" A boy, slightly older than Mabel, was looking at the note that she left for him and read it out loud "'Do you like me? yes. definitely. absolutely'." the boy looks around to see who was the one who left it. "I rigged it." She says satisfyingly at her work.

Her twin brother looked at her from cleaning the merchandise and said, "Mabel, I know you're going through your boy crazy phase, but aren't you going overboard on the crazy?" But Mabel denies it ,"What?" she blows a raspberry at him. "Come on Dipper, This our first time away from home. It's my big chance for an epic summer romance." "Yeah, but do you have to flirt with every guy you meet?" Dipper pointed out.

As proven in the flashbacks, Mabel flirted with three guys already and some of them are older than her. And the last guy she flirted with was scared so bad that he nearly shits himself. But that wasn't gonna stop Mabel, "Mock all you want, I got a good feeling about this summer. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walks through that door." She jabs her thumb behind her back, and at that perfect timing, their Grunkle Stan comes walking in with arrow signs in one arm and a pitt cola in hand as lets out a disgusting burp while clenching his chest where his heart is. "Uhh not good." Mabel was grossed out at her luck, while Dipper laugh at her bad karma.

Stan announce "Alright, alright look alive people. I need someone to hammered up these signs out in the spooky part of the woods." Dipper and Mabel both replied, "Not it." Soos, the handyman of the Shack said, "Also not it." Stan said, "No on ask you, Soos." "I know, but I'm comfortable with that." Soos replied back as he took a bite out of his chocolate bar, turning his attention away from Soos to a red headed lumberjack teen girl who was leaning back on the chair while reading a teen weekly or monthly magazine with a bored expression on her face. Stan called out, "Wendy, I need you to put these signs up." She replies, "I would but, ugh can't ugh reach nagh." While faking to struggle for them. "I fired all of you if I could. Alright here's how it's gonna be eenie meenie miney..." points to Dipper "You."

"Oh what? Grunkle Stan whenever I'm in those wood I feel like I'm being watch." Dipper explain while Stan pinches the bridge on his nose, and grunts "Ugh this again." Dipper continues, "I'm tell you something weird is happening in this town; just today my mosquito bites spelled out 'Beware'." Stan squints his eyes to get a better read at the mark, "That says 'Bewarb'." Indeed, it does, " look at the whole monsters in the forest thing is just a local Legend thing dreamed up from guys like me to sell merchandise to like guys like that." Stan gestured his to a dumbass tourist laughing at a Stan bobblehead. Tossing the signs into Dipper's arms, Stan said "So quit being Paranoid." With a heavy sigh, Dipper did what he was told.

Time Skip

The sky became cloudy and gray as the wind was starting to pick up. "Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I say." Dipper grumbles to himself, he puts one of the sign up on a tree that says "To The Mystery Shack."

With the clouds closing in and the wind getting stronger, Dipper starts to hammer the nail on another tree trunk faster, but it makes a strange metallic sound. He taps the tree with the hammer, which makes more metallic sounds.

Dipper place a hand on the tree trunk feeling the tree is built out of metal not wood, he wipes away some dust and felt a gap handle. Dipper opens a secret window revealing a mechanical box with two control switches on top. Testing one controls but nothing happens, but then he tries the other. Behind him, a hole opens up in the ground. Gompers bleats in fright and runs away.

"What the?" Looking inside the hole, Dipper sees there's an old book. Picking up the book and blows the dust and cobwebs off of it. The book was an old red hard cover with a six fingered hand golden yellow with the number three in black printed and places it on the ground.

Making sure that no people were watching him or are around. Dipper flips one page, the name of the owner of the book has been teared out and an eye-glass is somehow apart of the book, like a bookmarker. Dipper looks at the eye-glass before putting it down, he flips to another page, and begins reading aloud. "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."

"What is all this?" Dipper commented as he flips through multiple pages, each one showing more and weirder mythical creatures such as big foot, or eye-ball bats. Until he stops at a page that says in bold letters and is underlined with exclamation points "TRUST NO ONE!" and starts reading again. "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember: in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust." Dipper closes the Journal and repeats "No one you can trust..."

Suddenly, Mabel jumps up from behind a log screaming "HALLO!" "Ah!" scaring her twin brother in the prosses. "What'cha readin', some nerd thing?" Mabel asks. Dipper stands up hides journal behind back as he turns around to face his sister and said, "Uh, uh, it's nothing!"

Mabel imitating her brother's shutter panicking, "Uh, uh, it's nothing! hahahaha. What? Are you actually not gonna show me?" Dipper glances at Gompers, who is nibbling on the edge of the journal " Uhhh ... Let's go somewhere private."

BOOM! CRASH!

Thunder and lightning strike the air and hits the ground a couple of yards away from the forest and from the Mystery Shack. "And safe!" Dipper cried as he and Mabel ran for cover in the shack.

The storm continues to grow worst by the second as more lightning flashes close to the ground, Dipper and Mabel dodge and try to hid under the trees, Mabel's idea, but Dipper drags her out of there before any lightning could strike the trees they were underneath.

To make matters worse, the earth begins to shake. "What's going on!?" Mabel cried, "An earthquake? A landslide?" Dipper guessed. the shake made the pines twins to lose their balance and fall flat on their butts, they hold onto each other afraid if one of them would be hurt or worse. After what felt like an hour or two, the storm has gone silent and the sky starts to clear up.

"Is it over now?" Mabel ask, "That was weird, how can a storm act up out of nowhere and then just stop?" Said Dipper as he and Mabel get back up on their feet. "You think Grunkle Stan is okay?" "He might be, and with how this weather changed so quickly there's no doubt he'll use it as a way to get more money."

As Dipper and Mabel walk out into the clearing to see the shack is still standing, but then the two kids saw something that was 75 to 78 yards away from the Mystery Shack. It not hard to miss when it's an extremely tall red hotel with many odd designs built in. Such as a cruise ship sticking upward like the sinking Titanic or a pillar castle tower. "Hey Dipper, has that hotel had always been there?" Mabel ask while Dipper answered "No. It wasn't." Mabel let out a gasp before saying, "We have new neighbors now! Let's go meat them!" grabbing on Dipper's wrist, Mabel ran towards the strange hotel. "Ow! Mabel! Stop pulling! We don't know what's in there or, more importantly, how it got here!"

Ignoring her brother's pleading, Mabel pushes the main doors open. The lounge is dimly lit with different shades of red, nearly everything is red. The walls, the furnitures and the carpet. All of them have unique details in the design, especially when they look like eyes. And the pictures look like a royal Halloween party. "Wow! This place is beautiful." Dipper had to agree with his sister, the details of the lounge looks amazing almost like if the Mystery Shack turns into a five star hotel.

"Hello!" Mabel cried out, and not a moment later, they heard a couple of groans and moans coming around the corner and by the bar stand, turning their heads over to the sound Dipper and Mabel saw six people.

The first girl they saw look like an older teenager, probably a young adult, she has dark tan skin, long think black hair covering half of her face, a long pointed noes, long eyelashes and dark red lipstick. Her outfit has a gothic look. Her dress is a white mini dress with light-navy blue X's on the chest, same light-navy blue color as the frill at the bottom, and the belt sash around the waist. Though one of the straps of her dress is slip off her shoulder to show her light-navy blue bra-strap or tank top. Dipper hope it was a tank top. Anyway, she also has light-navy blue evening gloves and a choker of the same color. Her right stocking is also light-navy blue while her left stocking has light-pink stripes and gothic Mary jane shoes.

The first man looked like he was in his mid or early thirties. He's tall and a bit on the skinny side(by a lot), has white blonde puffy hair, slightly pale tan skin, small freckles under his eyes, he has pink eyeshadow and mascara on his eyes, a mid-small triangular pointed noes and a slightly oval rounded face. The man's outfit really stands out. a 1940s styled white suit with pink stripes, a black and pink bow tie, a black choker, pink gloves, a black miniskirt or shorts, maybe both, and long reddish black thigh high heel boots. The young twins notice that his left eye was bruised, like almost completely black.

The second lady also look like a young adult, she has short red hair with curly ends, rosy cheeks red lipstick and mascara on her eyelashes. Her outfit has a complete 50s vibe. A dark pink scarf, a white shirt with pink dots, along with a pink skirt with a poodle design and yellow dots, and Black Character Shoes.

The second guy they found behind the bar was dressed in a 1970's bartender uniform with a red bowtie and a top hat with a red sash and golden clip to the side. He has shagged black-brownish hair that is slick back and has some gray streaks in it, bushy eyebrows, scrubby beard, and a slightly long noes.

The last female of the group has long curly blonde hair in a short end ponytail, a round face, rosy cheeks, long black eyelashes, and pink eyeshadow. she wears a pink red jacket tuxedo, a white shirt underneath the jacket tuxedo, an auberge colored trousers with matching pink red color cuffs at the bottom and a pair of black and white spectator shoes.

And the last man has a sharp jaw line short brown hair and small oval glasses. wears a dark red pinstriped coat which is slightly ragged along the bottom, a bright red dress shirt with a black cross on the chest underneath and long burgundy dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. He is also dressed in a red-knotted bowtie, burgundy gloves, and black pointed-toe boots with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles. close to the man is a thin cane with a sentient vintage style microphone attached to it.

"Ugh. . . What happened?" The lady with the long blonde hair groans as she pulls herself up off the ground. When her vision begins to clear, the blonde lady was shock to see two younger humans at her hotel, she asks them, "Wait, why are you humans doing here?" 'Why did she call us humans when we are humans?' Dipper thought as Mabel said, "You tell us, why is your hotel on our Gunkel Stan's property?" The blonde lady answers "Well, we were working on a new development plan for the hotel, when a strange weird storm came out of nowhere, followed by an earthquake." Mabel let out a gasp "That happen here too!"

"I don't remember what happen next exactly, I think there was some kind of bright flash of light, and now here we are talking you two young humans. Where are we, anyway if you don't mind me asking?" The blonde lady finish, "This is Gravity Falls, Oregon." Dipper answered squinting his eyes at the lady suspiciously, eyes widen. "Wait, are you saying were back on the surface world?!" The blonde lady asks with a mix of excitement and fright.

Dipper raised an eyebrow at her question, while Mabel replied "Uh yeah? We're all alive, aren't we? Poke. Poke." The blonde lady gave Mabel a funny look before saying "No. I'm a-" and that's when she notices that there are more humans in her hotel and what's scary is that they are wearing her friends clothes.

One of them started to wake up "I feel like I've been run over by a truck 20 times." The skinny tall man said, as he was greeted by a hyperactive 12 year old girl in a knit magenta sweater with a shooting star design. "Hi! I'm Mabel! and what's your name, cutie?" Weird and creeped out are the confusing emotions the man is feeling at the very moment, luckily, he didn't need to speak cause someone else beat him to. "Mabel." Dipper said sternly, "I'm sorry about my sister, she can be a bit much when meeting new people."

"Ugh, why's everyone talking so damn loud?" The two adults turn to where the voice is coming from, "Vaggie? Is that you?" the blonde lady ask, as her eyes widen in shock. The Salvadorian lady, Vaggie, arches an eyebrow in confusion. "Yes? Why'd you asking that hon?" Vaggie reach out only to stop when she saw the color of her skin is the same bronze tan skin she use to have when "Am I alive?! How is this!?"

"Vags?" Vaggie and Charlie turns to the skinny tall man, they squinted their eyes before realizing who that guy is. "Angel. Is that you!?" The man, Angel, took a look at himself and notice that he only has one pair of arms instead of two more. He pulls one of his pink gloves off to see a pale five fingered hand, "How is this...?" "Can you shits keep it down? I'm suffering from a hangover here." Hearing one of their co-workers voices, Charlie and Vaggie quickly covered the Twins ears before they could hear the 'S.H.I.T'. "Did we have a slumber party last night?" "That was not the entertainment I was hoping for." The rest of the hotel staff began to collect themselves up and saw what has happen to them causing everyone, minus Dipper and Mabel, to panic.

"Uh. Is there something that we're not understanding?" Dipper asking unsure of the situation he and his sister are seeing, Vaggie turns to Dipper and said, "Kid. I don't know how to put this delicately for you, but we're supposed to be... you know." she swipe her index finger across her neck and made a choking gurgling sound, Dipper and Mabel recoil back in shock. "Are you saying your... Ghost or something?" Dipper asked, "If we were, your sister would have phased right through me." said Angel, Dipper stroke his chin in thought, "Okay, you have a point there."

Charlie collected her thoughts, takes in a deep breath and said, "I'll be honest with you kids, I'm actually a demon. And my friends are demon sinners who were sent to hell when they died." The two kids were stunned, for only a second when Mabel let out a chuckling laugh, "That's a good one, you almost got me." Mabel continues to laugh until Dipper put his hand out to stop her, "Mabel. I don't think she's joking."

Everyone stared at Dipper, "Wait, you actually believe me?" Charlie asked, "I... It's hard to understand and explain, but ever since me and Mabel came here, I've been getting the feeling like I was being watched."

The man dressed in red walks over to the young ones and ask, "Well my dear boy, that does sound like a strange experience you've faced."

Just then everyone hears a voice of an old man saying, "And just a couple of feet away you can see our grand new attraction: The Mysterious Hazbin Hotel! Anyone's been in there hasn't been the same ever again." followed by awestruck gasping from a small group of people. "What did he just say!?" Vaggie exploded, but before she or anyone could exit the hotel, Dipper and Mabel stops them, "Please wait a minute before they leave." said Mabel, "Sorry for our Great Uncle Stan, his house is a tourist trap attraction that he calls the Mystery Shack. And just by the sounds of it he made this hotel his next newest attraction." Dipper said apologetic.

"Well it seems that I have to enforce the rules of ownership of my hotel to your great uncle then." said Charlie, "But before you do that, there is one more thing we need to do." said Mabel as she breathes in a breath of air "Hi, my name is Mabel! It's nice to meet you, and girl. You're workin' it with that jacket." Charlie laughs at Mabel's fashion sass attitude. "Thank you." Dipper introduce himself next "My name is Dipper. Dipper Pines." "That's a weird name." said Angel, "It's a nickname." Dipper answered, "Ah, same for me. Call me Angel Dust." Mabel looks at him in awe as she asks, "*Gasp* Are you called that because you hair is like dust clouds of an angel's wings?" Everyone stares at Mabel, before laughing at her cute curiosity, "No, it's a name of a drug that I like." Angel answers, Mabel was about to ask if it's like candy. Thankfully Dipper said, "It's not for us, Mabel." Stopping her from asking her question. "Hi! I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you!" Mabel smiles and said, "I love your style, Niffty." "Thank you, yours too!" "What can I say, I'm pretty nifty with my arts and crafts." Niffty and Mabel laugh together at Mabel's play on words, while everyone else continues to introduce each other. "Husk." said the bartender, "My name's Vagatha. Call me Vaggie." said Vaggie, a hand stretches' out to greet them, "Alastor. A pleasure to meet you young gentleman and little lady, Quite the pleasure!" Mabel happily shakes his hand while Dipper was a bit unsure about him. And the last one to introduce herself was the first person they meet upon entering. She gives them a little curtsy and offers them a handshake as well. "Hi, my name is Charlie and I'm the owner of this hotel and the princess of hell."

Dipper and Mabel gasp in shock. One in fear, the other in excitement. "You're a princess!?" Dipper and Mabel said in unity,

Vaggie, being the person to be smart in a situation like this, suggest "Maybe we should take this sitting down."

One trip to the Mystery Shack and taking a good look around their new surroundings later.

"This isn't what I hand in mind." said Vaggie as she, Dipper, Mabel, Angel, Charlie, Alastor, Nifty and Husk were hanging around in the living room waiting for Stan to be on break so that they can discuss about the new living arrangements. Along the wait and talking, Mabel, who was sitting on the arm of the chair, kept asking Charlie questions "Does that mean you have a castle? a unicorn? Why's your name 'Charlie'? Do you sing!?"

Charlie smiles at the young happy girl and answers her questions in order. "It's my families castle. No. I changed my name from Charlette to Charlie because I like it. And yes, I do~ sing~!" she ended the last answer in song.

Meanwhile, Dipper is pacing around the room. Not wanting to get dizzy by the boy moving so much, Angel ask "Kid. What's got you so antsy in your-" "Angel!" Vaggie cuts him off, "What? I was going to say pants-y. I always censer myself around kids all the time. Unless they really deserve it." Dipper turns to them and said that he found the book right before the storm came, "It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side." Dipper opens the journal to the page that has the warnings of 'Trust No One!' on it and shows it to everyone. "Whoa! Shut. Up!" Mabel pushes her brother playfully almost making him tilt backwards.

Not being phase by his sister's push, Dipper continues where he left off, "And get this! After a certain point, the pages just... stop, like the guy who was writing it... mysteriously disappeared." Doorbell suddenly rings, "Who's that?" "The author?" Alastor jokes. "Well, time to spill the beans." Seeing a can of empty beans, Mabel pokes the can over over on the table. "Boop. Beans." "This girl's got a date! Woot woot!" Falls backward into the chair, giggling with excitement while everyone stairs at her confusingly and with unbelievable expressions.

Dipper places a hand on his head trying to prosses what he just heard, "Let me get this straight: in the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend?" Angel then said, "Then why did you try to flirt with me in the first place?" Shrugging in respons, Mabel replies "What can I say? I guess I'm just IRRESISTIBLLLLE!" The doorbell rings twice rapidly "Oh. Coming!" Mabel runs out of the living room to answer the door.

"Wow. Your sister is more energetic than Niffty." Said Vaggie, the said 50's girl smiled and said, "I'll take that as a complement." Dipper goes over to the chair and begins to read more of the journal, "She's in her boy crazy phase and I did say, earlier that she might be over doing it on the crazy part." Dipper told them how she flirted with three guys already, how two of them were older than her and how she scared one teen like a stalker. "She could be my sister too!" said Niffty.

Just then Stan walks in with a soda in his hands to see Dipper with people in his living room "What'cha reading there, slick?" startled by the voice of his Gruncle, Dipper quickly hinds the book under the seat cushion and grabs a mgazine off of the T-Rex skull mantle "Oh! I was just catching up on, uh..." He now sees the cover of the magazine he had grabbed "'Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine?'"

"That's a good issue." said Stan looking over his grand nephew's shoulder, before turning his attention to the uninvited guess, "Also, who and why are you people doing here? The Mystery Shack reopens at noon." Charlie walks over to him, "Hello, my name is Charlie Magne. And I am the owner of the Hazbin Hotel." Stan panicked a little before saying "Um, do you have any proof?" In her hands, Charlie shows Stan the deed of her hotel belonging to her. "Right." said Stan.

"Hey, family and new friends!" Mabel cried for their attention, "Say hello to my new boyfriend!" her "new boyfriend" is a tall young teen dressed in baggy clothes and a slightly ripped up hoodie, he has part of his brown hair covering half of his face. "'Sup?" The new boyfriend greets everyone.

Dipper said "Hey..." uncertain at the guy in front of him while Stan didn't see what's wrong just replied "How's it hanging?" As for everyone else, they gave their greetings with a "Hello." "Hi." "Hey." or just wave their hand to him. "We met at the cemetery." Mabel explained, "That's a odd place to meet someone." Vaggie commented, "He's really deep." Mabel patted him, only to feel more of his arm. "Oh. Little muscle there. That's...what a surprise..."

"So, what's your name?" Dipper asked, the guy took a moment to struggle out his name "Uh. Normal... MAN!" Vaggie, Angel and Dipper raised an eyebrow at his answer, like, is he serious? But Mabel cleared it up for them, "He means Norman." That's when Dipper notices something on Norman's face. "Are you bleeding, Norman?" He asked. Niffty and Charlie being the most concern people in the room rushes over to him. "Oh my god, are you alright?" "Does it hurt?" they asked, with a red liquid dripping down from his face, Norman replies "It's fine. It's jam."

Everyone was like "Wha...?"

Mabel let out a gasp and said "I love jam! Look. At. This!" she made hand motions at themselves to show how much they have in common. Norman then ask Mabel "So, you wanna go hold hands or... whatever?" Mabel excitedly said "Oh, oh, my goodness. *Giggles* Don't wait up!" she runs out of the house while Norman points to Stan, Dipper and the residence of the Hazbin Hotel and tries run after Mabel. Only to crash into the wall and house objects several times on his way out. "That guy must be high on something." said Angel.

"Guys, there's something about Norman just doesn't feel right." Dipper said concerningly, "You're not the only one, kid." Said Vaggie, "Vags, you don't like any men." Angel cuts in, making the girl glare at him. "Yes, and this guy giving me signs of not to trust him."

Charlie left her girlfriend and Angel continue their argument and give Dipper some advice, "Dipper, I know we just met but I need to discuss with your... Grunkle?" "Mabel came up with that." Said Dipper, "It's a play on words of Great Uncle." Charlie smiles at the idea wordplay, "Cute. Anyway, why don't you consult that book, while Me, Vaggie and Alastor deal with the arrangements for OUR Hotel." She stares at Stan in intensely as the poor old man sweats and chuckles nervously. Dipper nodded his head and headed up to the attic with the journal hidden in his vast.

Turning her attention back to Stan, "Now. About the hotel." "Uh, before we do. I need to use the john." Stan quickly leaves, only to be stopped by Vaggie pointing a spear at him. "I don't think so." "Alright let me just-"Stan ties to make a break for is, but he is yet again stopped by a gun at his face curtesy of Angel. "Don't even think about it, anziano."

Stan raise his hands up in surrender "Whooh! Okay, okay. I know when it's serious." he walks over to the table and sits down fallowed by Charlie sitting across from him with Alastor standing behind her, Vaggie on her left and Angel on her right. "Now, let's get to it then. Earlier you were giving tourist a tour and then you claim our hotel as part of your attraction, am I right?"

"Look this town is weird and it's weirdness is unpredictable. How can I explain a five star hotel popping out of nowhere to a crowd of people or the town folks?" Stan explains, "So let's make this easy for both of us." but before the conversation could progress any farther, a loud voice cried throughout the shack.

"ZOMBIE!"

Stan looks around and questioned what he just heard, "Somebody say "crombie"? What is that, crombie? That's not even a word. You're losing your mind." Stan talks to himself. Vaggie sighed in frustration, "Angel, could you go see what's up with our young gentleman?" Alastor ordered, "What? Fine." Seeing the man with the gun leaving the room, Stan felt more relief now. That is until Husk smashes his now empty bottle of cheap booze and said, "Just because one threat is gone doesn't mean the rest of us aren't."

'Ah shit.' Stan thought.

Meanwhile

Angel looks around the shack until he heard Dipper's voice screaming again. Following the kid's screams, Angel found him in the attic looking out of the strange red triangle window. "Yo Dipper." Angel laugh at his success at startling the kid, "Whatcha look at?"

"I found in a page that it's possible that Norman could be a Zombie. I mean: He's limping, teared up clothes and he moans like a zombie." Dipper explains, Angel decided to take a look for himself. "Kid, he gave your sister a flower necklace." Said Angel as he squinted his gaze out of the window, Dipper sighs "I know. But the way he was walking towards her was completely like a Zombie. I just can't rap my head around it. Is my sister really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?"

"It's a dilemma, to be sure." Both Dipper and Angel cried in shock, turning behind him, Angel saw a weird giant hairless gopher screwing in a lightbulb "Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear you dudes talkin' in this empty room." "How did you get in here without us hearing you?" Angel asked, Dipper then points a hand to Soos and said, "This is Soos, he works for Grunkle Stan." "Handyman of the Mystery Shack, at your service." "Likewise. For a moment I thought you were a giant hairless gopher." said Angel "Haha, I get that a lot." Soos replied.

Dipper turns to Soos and ask him what he thinks about Norman "Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie, right?" After getting the lightbulb screwed in Soos replied with a question "Hmm. How many brains didja see the guy eat?" Dipper rolls his eyes down to the floor, "Zero." he answers.

"Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town." Soos reassures Dipper, "Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf." "Really?" Angel asked skeptical, "Oh yeah, dude. He has like all of this hair on all over him. I always keep my distance away from him and my lunch. But back to the Zombie boyfriend: ya gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock."

Dipper says, "As always, Soos, you're right." Soos replies with dramatic seriousness, "My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." suddenly, there was shouting from Stan coming from downstairs, "Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!" Soos tightens his hat "I am needed elsewhere." and walks out the door backwards. Going back to the matter at hand, "Angel, my sister could be in trouble." said Dipper, Angel squats down to Dipper's level "Kid, I still don't know about that guy being an actual Zombie. But if your gut is telling you that your sister could be in real danger and you don't trust that guy, then I'm with ya."

Dipper felt a smile forming on his face, "Thanks man, but I still there's something weird about him though." "Do you have a camera?" Angel asked "Yes." "Then it's a win-win." said Angel, "You can gather enough evidence to prove that Norman could be a Zombie and if not then you can use it as a way to file a report on the guy for assaulting your sister." That other option left Dipper feeling alarmed "Isn't that a little too much?" he asked, Angel reply "Not when you want to make sure the guy gets what he deserves for hurting your sister." "Well, I can't argue with that." Dipper reluctantly shrugged his shoulders.

Angel stands back up and said "Now go find that camera, I'll head back down to see what's the agreement on the hotel. And maybe get a few of them to tag along. I mean since we're stuck here might as well explore the town to get a feel of the surroundings." Dipper nodded his head and went to his and Mabel's room.

It was time to get some evidences.

Time Skip

"I'd seen enough." said Dipper.

The tour around in the town went smoothly for Charlie, Vaggie, Angel and Alastor. While Dipper record everything what Norman was Doing with his sister, and no matter how much you look at it. Norman behaves very much like one of the undead. Though the trip into town wasn't all that bad it was strange seeing how the folks don't seem to mind or bother them too much when they ask if they are out of towners, or if they are movers. Alastor answers their questions by saying that they are both out of towners and movers, still it was a bit weird to say the least. Charlie was having a blast being on the surface world for the first time in her long life, although it was cut short, she still had some fun with her girl.

And now they are back at the Shack helping Dipper to overcome the hard part, confronting his sister about Norman.

Following Dipper upstairs. Charlie, Vaggie, Angel and Alastor entered the twins' room finding their housekeeper and cook helper, Niffty helping Mabel with her hair. "Hey guys, how's the trip into town?" said Niffty, Charlie answers "It was great!" followed by Vaggie "It's a bit weird." and Angel "Eh, it's alright as it can get." finally Alastor "Quite an interesting town, it is fit for the world to see."

After they were done giving their reviews to their friend, Dipper walks up to Mabel and said "Mabel. We've gotta talk about Norman." Mabel turns to him and said with happiness " Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!" she then shows off her cheek mark, which is a huge red spot. Everyone, but Mabel, Niffty and Alastor, freaks out. Although Alastor's eyes did widen a bit.

"Ah!" "Whoa!" "What the heck!?" "I'm going to kill that Hijo de puta!" All four of them relied back in shock, yet Mabel laughs at their reactions "Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!" Niffty explains to her confused friends "Mabel was trying to practice her kissing for Norman: by using the leaf blower to hold the picture of him with his mouth cut off." "That was fun." says Mabel with a smile at the memory, while everyone gave her weird looks of 'how can she think that was fun?' "She was lucky that I was there to save her." said Niffty.

"No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!" Dipper pulls out the Journal from his vest. Mabel let out a huge gasp and ask "You think he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!" Charlie raised an eyebrow "How would that be awesome?" Vaggie let out a groaning moan "Don't ask."

"Guess again, sister. SHA-BAM!" Dipper holds the journal open on the page that describe about Gnomes. "Agh!" Mabel shreaked, "Uh Kid, wrong page." said Angel, realizing his mistake Dipper flips to the right page. "Oh, wait. I'm-I'm sorry...Sha-bam!" when Mabel saw the page her rely is "A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper." "I'm not joking!" said Dipper "It all adds up: the bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that?" "Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking." Mabel countered, Vaggie gave her a look of disbelief "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." Charlie chimes in saying "Besides, Mabel. He's a bit of a creep, not to mention that he's a teen, meaning he's too old for you." Mabel turns to the only adults in the room and ask, "Do you guys actually siding with him?" Angel gave her his answer "The zombie thing? Eh, a little. But Your brother is trying to look after you. You're his sister after all."

Dipper tries to reason with his sister "Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? Trust no one!" "Well, what about me, huh? Why can't you trust me?" she then puts on yellow star earrings at a time "Beep bop!" Alastor raise a brow, "So you are just going to ignore your brother and go with what you think?" "Yup." In a desperate attempt to get Mabel to understand, Dipper grabs her shoulders and shakes her "Mabel, he's gonna eat your brain!"

Feb up with everyone around her telling her that Norman is a bad person and that she shouldn't go out with him anymore, Mabel pushes everyone out of the room. "Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o'clock, and I'm gonna be ADORABLE, and he's gonna be DREAMY," Dipper tries to interrupt "Bu-bu-but—" but Mabel beats him to it, "And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy CONSPIRACIES!" and slams the door in their faces.

"I hate to say this, but your sister is being such a bitch." said Angel glaring at the door, but then grunts in pain due to being jab in the rib by Vaggie's elbow. Dipper sighs and sits down, "What am I gonna do?" Charlie places a hand on Dipper's shoulder and reassures him "Don't worry, we'll think of something. Try to relax and look over that video. You might have overlooked something while filming." And with that everyone headed back downstairs, "So Charlie, about that deal with Stan..."

Time Skip

The clock chimes and hoots 5:00, and the doorbell rings right on time. pulling on her new sweater, Mabel races downstairs to greet Norman. "Coming!" Opening the door, Mabel ask "Hey, Norman. How do I look?" Mabel's new sweater was purple and cover with glittery diamonds and has a pink cat head on the front. "Shiny..." Norman relies, Mabel smiles at his answer "You always know what to say!" and walks out the door into the woods with him. "Seriously, what does she sees in him?!" Vaggie shouted while Charlie gently patted her shoulder, "Mabel's just a young girl looking for love." "Blind love." said Angel.

Letting out a sigh, Dipper took out the camera and watch the video he'd collected Husk, how has a new cheap booze bottle in his hands, leans over the kid's shoulders, "What ya' looking at, brat?" Dipper gave Husk the short story of how he thinks that Norman isn't what he seems to be as they watched the film. "Soos was right. I don't have any real evidence." They see Mabel teaching Norman how to play hopscotch, but he falls over face first. Dipper then fast forwards to Mabel and Norman with their backs at the camera with Norman having an arm around Mabel. "I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and— Wait, WHAT?!" Dipper shouts as Husk made a spit take as well as choke on his booze. "What's wrong?" "What happened?" Everyone gathered around Dipper as he rewinds the tape with everyone looking at the footage, they can see Norman's hand falling off and the guy putting it back on hoping that no one was watching.

"What the hell!?" every from the Hazbin hotel yelled in surprised while Dipper screams and trips the chair backwards onto the floor. "I was right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Mabel's in danger!" Vaggie grabs Dipper before he could run out the door, "Dipper calm down for a sec. We'll help you rescue your sister, but first we need to try something really quick." Dipper takes a breath, but that still didn't stop his panic for his twin's wellbeing.

Vaggie exhales a breath and concentrate, within a second, a spear appears in her hands. Dipper was surprised just as everyone in the room, "Holy shit, it worked." Alastor smiles wide with curiosity "I wonder..."

Within half a minute, Alastor's new appearance shows more demonic look: his hair is now red with black tips at the end and some of his hair stands up like ears of a deer, two small black antlers, His eyes have red scleras, bright red irises, black pupils.

"Whoa, wha... How did you do that?" Dipper asked in awe, Alastor answers in his radio static voice "Dipper my boy we're from hell, and once you're there you can any kind of power or weapons at your disposal depending at what kind of person you were when you were alive." This new information about hell is really interesting, "Wow, that's pretty cool. In a dark, dead, demonic way." said Dipper.

"Are you fucking kidding me!? We can turn back into our demon forms and back?!" Husk yells in anger, "We'll deal with that later, Husky. Cause right now, Mabel's in deep trouble." Angel snapped at the drunk. "Let's take the limo." Charlie suggested, "No, bad idea. We'll take the cart." said Vaggie. As they race out of the shack with Alastor changing back to his humanself. "What about Grunkle Stan?" Dipper asked.

They look over to see Stan on the entrance porch in front of a bunch of tourists showing the crowd one of his attractions. "And here we have Rock that looks like a face rock: the rock that looks like a face." a hillbilly ask, "Does it look like a rock?" Stan says "No, it looks like a face." a fat tourist ask, "Is it a face?" Stan yells out, "It's a rock that looks like a face!" "I think he's busy at the moment." said Alastor as Stan cries out "For the fifth time! It's-it's not an actual face!"

"Errrgh!" Dipper let out a frustrating grunt before he spots Wendy drive up in a golf cart and runs over to her. "Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!" Wendy shrugs and hands him the keys, "Try not to hit any pedestrians." she says as she walks away.

Dipper was about to get in, only to be stopped by Vaggie, "Uh-ah, I'm driving. "Dipper scoots over as Charlie and Angel gets in, only Alastor, Husk and Niffty stays behind. "There's not enough room, we'll stay here and keep these people entertained." Alastor explains, Vaggie still doesn't trust him, but if he can keep them occupied and not hurt any humans, then she has no choice but to have a tiny trust in him. "Try not to kill anyone." Alastor chuckles "Dear if I would have killed any humans here. I would have done so already." his voice became disoriented and the area around them started to glitch out of control.

Dipper stares at him in shock, 'Just what kind of person was he? or is he? and how much power does he have?' Shaking out of their stun shock, Vaggie starts to drive the cart in reverse, but only to be stopped by Soos. "Dudes, it's me: Soos. This is for the zombies." he hands Dipper a shovel, "Thanks." and Soos holds up a baseball bat to him, and said" And this is in case you see a piñata." a bit unsustain about the piñata, Dipper takes the bat anyway "Uh... Thanks?" with two more weapons at their disposal Vaggie drives off into the woods faintly hearing Soos calling out to them "Better safe than sorry!"

Meanwhile with Mabel and Norman

As Mabel and Norman walk through the forest, they come to an opened grass field "Finally, we're alone." Mabel declared as Norman up to her from behind "Yes. Alone... Uh, Mabel, now that we've gotten to know each other, there's..." Norman exhales a breath of air and turns away from her "...there's something I should tell you."

"Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything!" said Mabel with sincere passion, while thinking in her head with exciting hope 'Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!'

Norman turns back to look at her, "All right, just... just don't freak out, okay? Just... just keep an open mind, be cool!" he then unzips his coat as Mabel looks at him intensely, but when he removes his coat. All that Mabel had hope for shattered for Norman wasn't a vampire but five gnomes standing on top of each other.

"Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?" the gnome on the top acting as the voice and face of Norman asked Mabel, who was staring at them in total and complete shock. "R-r-right, I'll explain. So! We're gnomes. First off. Get that one outta the way." Mabel was partly in shock and was feeling very unsettled at what she got herself into. "Uh..." "I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and... I'm sorry, I always forget your name." the gnome, Jeff, continues as he ask again for the gnome with the gray beard, crooked teeth and unfocused crossed crooked eyes "Shmebulock." said Shmebulock, Jeff snaps his fingers in remembering the name "Shmebulock! Yes! Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been lookin' for a new queen! Right, guys?" while Jeff was talking, Mabel sat down on the stump and slap herself on the forehead.

"Queen! Queen! Queen!" all of the gnomes chanted out longingly, "Heh. So, what do you say?" Jeff taps the gnome Steve with his foot, causing all of the gnomes to work together into make them kneel down in a proposing fashion, with a three big diamond ring included. "Will you join us in holy matrignomey? Matri...matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can't talk today!"

Mabel looks around thinking the right words to say a guy who wasn't what he turns out to be what she expected, "Look... I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but I'm a girl, and you're gnomes, and it's like, "what"? Yikes..." she hopes her what she's trying to say gets to them to understand the situation. It seems to work, because Jeff nodded in understanding "We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel." Jeff and all of the gnomes look sad, but Mabel smiles at their honest understanding. "Because we're gonna kidnap you." said Jeff "Huh?"

That was not what she was expecting.

Jeff and the gnomes jump at Mabel as she lets out screams of fright and panic.

Meanwhile

With Vaggie at the wheel, driving through the woods was becoming a dirt track field. "Vaggie, hon. Don't you think you're over doing it?" Charlie asked as she, Dipper and Angel hold onto the cart for dear life. "Not when the bastard is going to attack a young defenseless girl!"

"Don't worry, Mabel! we'll save you from that zombie!" Dipper cried out, followed by Vaggie's cry "Or creep!" Luck was shining down on them when Mabel called out "Help!" for them. Dipper replies "Hold on!" "You too!" Dipper looks at her confused "Wha? Ah!" only to see what she means when they drive down a steep hill off the road.

Once they reached the base of the drop hill, the trees and plants around them shines so beautiful in the dark shades of the forest it almost feels like being inside of a crystal jeweled cave. To bad they couldn't stop and admire at nature's beauty when they found Mabel with... a bunch of little old men in red pointed hats? "The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody! Just, ha ha, okay. Get her arm there, Steve!" said one giving out orders, Jeff.

As the little men tries to pin Mabel down, one of them was biting on her sweater arm sleeve "Let go of me!" Mabel punches the guy off of her sending him flying and bounces into a tree. He stands back up and suddenly starts puking up... glittery rainbows?

Angel, Charlie, Vaggie and Dipper "What the heck is going on here?!" "Che cazzo?!" a gnome hisses at them before scampering back to its group. Pack, flock, or tribe.

Mabel wave her arms to them and yells out "Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks!" she slams a fist at one of the gnomes, but that gnome responded by pulling on her hair. "Hair! Hair! Hair!" "Gnomes? Huh, I was way off." Dipper takes the journal out of his vest, flips to the gnome category, and reads the relevant page aloud. "Gnomes: little men of the Gravity Falls Forest. Weaknesses: unknown." "Well that's useful." Angel said snarky sarcastic.

"Aw, come on!" Looking up from the journal, the rescuers saw that the gnomes have successfully tied down Mabel to the ground, kind of like in Gulliver's travel. Dipper walks up to the gnome in charge with Vaggie, Angel and Charlie right behind and demands "Hey, HEY! Let go of my sister!" "You little shits don't have the rights to keep her as a hostage slave." said Vaggie glaring angerly at Jeff, who laughs nervously before answering the angry boy and moth girl "Oh! Ha ha, hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity! Isn't that right, honey?" "You guys are butt-faces!" Mabel yelled, only to have one of the gnomes covers her mouth to silence her, "Mmmm-MMMMM!"

Clink-Clunk

The sound of a gun being set and ready to fire caught everyone's attention. "Don't. Even. Think about it! piccole cazzate rosse." Angel cursed at Jeff. Vaggie points her spear at the gnome. "If you think we are just going to walk away from this, then you have another thing comin' you dick headed horse shit." Startled at Angel's threat, Dipper musters up his courage and holds up the shovel at Jeff threateningly "Give her back right now, or else!" "Please?" Charlie whispered hopefully.

Despite the treats and danger Jeff is in, he stood his ground against them "You think you can stop us, boys? You have no idea what we're capable of. The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with the—" The guys and gals raise an eyebrow at Jeff's speech, not wanting to hear more of his raving talk, Dipper casually tosses him away with the shovel. "AH!" And then uses it to cut the ropes binding Mabel to the ground.

Mabel kicks some of the gnomes away while Angel, Vaggie and Charlie tries to keep them at bay as they and Dipper and Mabel get back in the golf cart. "They're getting away with our queen! No, no, no!" Jeff gets up and ran after them

Dipper got behind the wheel and said to Mabel "Seatbelt." Angel shouts "Screw seatbelts! Just go-AAAHH" Dipper slams on the petal and back it up and drives away, nearly throwing Angel and Vaggie out of the cart.

"You've messed with the wrong creatures, you humans and hybrids!" said Jeff as he cries "Gnomes of the forest: ASSEMBLE!" suddenly gnomes come popping out from the trees and bushes. Linking their arms together as they pile up on each other, growing bigger and bigger.

Meanwhile

"Hurry, before they come after us!" Mabel pleaded, but Dipper reassures her "I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny!"

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Dipper suddenly stops the cart hearing a stomping sound. Looking back behind them, is a giant red monster made out of gnomes that was walking towards them before it stops a few yards away from them. "Dang." said Mabel breathlessly, as Angel laughs and said, "They look like a Giocattolo del sesso rosso gigante!" "ANGEL! Vaggie and Charlie scolded him, "What? They do."

Jeff, who was sitting on the top, uses his fellow gnomes' hats as levers to control the giant "All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced." the gnomes made a growl that sounded like a real terrifying monster.

"Move, MOVE!" Everyone, but Dipper, yelled as the boy slam on the gas and drive like crazy out of the away and just in time too. If they didn't, they would have been a flat pancake by the gnomes fist smashing down on them. Bits of the gnomes went flying after the impact, but they soon run frantically back into position and gave chase after them. Jeff calls out "Come back with our queen!" while Mabel looks over her shoulder and cries, "It's getting closer!"

The gnome giant throws several of themselves at the cart attacking everyone and everything by biting and clawing the fabric off of the ceiling "Fuck! How do we kill this thing?!" Vaggie cursed in anger frustration, as she swats and stabs at them "They don't have any weaknesses babe, best thing to do is to kill 'em with what we got." said Angel as he tries to shoot the giant gnome and the small ones that were being flung at them.

One of the gnomes swung down from the side of the cart laughing maniacally, but Mabel elbow punches the gnome off the rail. Shmebulock jumps up behind Dipper, who grabs him and slams him into the steering wheel out of annoyance. "Shmebulock..." he moans, as Dipper slams him on the steering wheel once more forcing the gnome to fall out of the cart. Suddenly a gnome jumps onto the hood of the cart and onto Dipper's face clawing at him.

"I'll save you, Dipper!" Mabel then repeatedly punches the gnome off of Dipper's face though not only did she punches the gnome she was also punching Dipper as well. "Mabel, stop! You're hurting your brother!" Charlie shouted, with both of his hands full, Angel leans over and bite the gnome's arm causing it to lose his grip on Dipper and falls off with his brown star hat in its hands. Dazed from all of the punches, Dipper said "Thanks, guys..." "Don't mention it." Mabel replied, "Egh, gross. Their blood is full of sweet strawberries." said Angel as his spits out the taste in his mouth. "Why did you do that?" Vaggie asked "I'm a spider demon, I have a venomous bite." Angel explains, "Will that gnome die?" Charlie asked "No. But he'll be extremely sick for a couple of days."

Gnome Giant picks up a huge pine tree and throws it like a javelin at them, Mabel cried "Look out!" Dipper made a sharp turn avoiding the tree and swerved around it. "Quick! Try to lean over the side!" Charlie, Vaggie and Angel tried to keep the cart from falling, but with the cart overturning, it skidded to a stop next to the Mystery Shack.

Dipper, Mabel, Charlie, Vaggie and Angel crawl out of the cart with minor injuries. "You kids okay?" Vaggie asked, Dipper replies "Yeah, thanks." The ground continues to shake as the gnomes approaches them, seeing the shovel just a bit out of reach, Dipper quickly grabs it, yells out "Stay back, man!" and throws it at the gnome giant. Only to see that they punch the shovel out of the way in mid-air.

Their punch nearly hit them, Dipper and Mabel grab hold of each other in fright while Angel, Vaggie and Charlie stood in front of them out of harm's way. "Uh, where's Grunkle Stan?!" Dipper asked, followed by Vaggie voicing her concerns "And the shit lord?!"

Meanwhile

Stan is actually inside the shack with some tourists on an attraction, if one can call it an attraction. Along with Alastor, Husk and Niffty helping with a few of the tourist, though Alastor was the one doing all of the work of keeping the people entertained by his radio stories. Husk and Niffty were just helping to monitor the gift shop.

"Behold! The world's most distracting object." said Stan, the 'most distracting object' is just a spiral spinning wheel pully. "Oooh..." the tourist were memorized by the object, "Just try to look away, you can't!" Stan encourage the audience to try, they can't they were hypnotized. And so was Stan "I can't even remember what I was talking about."

Back with the two kids and three adults

The giant gnomes were forcing them into them into a corner pinning all areas to escape. "It's the end of the line, kids!" Jeff yells "Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!" Vaggie yells back "You call THIS crazy!?" Dipper pulls out the journal again in hopes to find any answers to escape these creatures. "There's gotta be a way out of this!"

Mabel steps up and declared "I gotta do it." "What?!" Everyone yelled in shock, Dipper stops her "Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy?" but Mabel whispers to him "Trust me." "What?" Dipper asked quietly, Mabel said in a soft voice "Dipper, just this once. Trust me!" Charlie was about to voice her opinion on the matter until she notices what Mabel is planning. "Guys let her do this." Vaggie and Angel looks at her like she was crazy as Mabel "Hon, what are you doing?!" Vaggie whisper yelled, "I think Charlie has an idea, Vags." Dipper and Vaggie look up to Angel "You too!?" they said, "Listen, the one thing about twins and siblings, is that they have to trust each other when one of them has a plan in mind." Dipper glances at the gnomes and back to his sister, taking in a sigh Dipper backs away from Mabel. Fully trusting her on her plan. "All right, Jeff. I'll marry you." Mabel announced

"Hot dog!" Jeff cheers, stomping the ground with excitement, as he climbs down, "Help me down there, Jason! Thanks, Andy! All right, left foot, there we go, watch those fingers, Mike." finally reaching the ground Jeff approaches Mabel and holds out the three diamond ring to her.

Mabel kneels down to his level and holds out her hand to Jeff who puts the beautiful diamond ring on her finger "Bada-bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, honey!" "You may now kiss the bride!" Mabel announces, stopping Jeff in his tracks "Well, don't mind if I do." he leans up to kiss Mabel as she leans out to kiss him. But at the last minute, Mabel takes out the leaf blower and have it suck Jeff in. "Ah! Hey, hey, wait a minute! Whoa, whoa! Wh-what's goin' on?!" Jeff cries out as he gets sucked in half-way, while everyone watches in amaze at her cunning plan.

"That's for lying to me!" Mabel increases the leaf blower "THAT'S for breaking my heart!" "Ow! My face!" Jeff cries in pain, Dipper walks over behind Mabel smiling at the satisfaction of the gnome that caused so much trouble for him. "And THIS is for messing with my brother!" Mabel aims the blower to the rest of the gnomes and ask "Wanna do the honors?" Dipper answers "On three!" "Oh, this is going to be good." Angel grins.

At the countdown, both Angel, Vaggie, Charlie, Dipper and Mabel shouted "One, two, three!" sending Jeff blasting towards the gnome monster causing the giant to explode on impact sending thousands of gnomes flying in the air and falling down like bloody rain drops, as Jeff flies off into the distance, calls out "I'll get you back for this!..." as the other gnomes scream when they fall to the ground. "Who's giving orders? I need orders!" "My arms are tired." the gnomes complained.

"So they need a leader to give them orders, huh?" said Charlie, as Mabel moves the leaf blower back and forth, blowing gnomes away as a warning while Dipper calls out "Anyone else want some?" fearing for their lives all of the gnomes took off running on all fours back in the woods, but one of them got caught in a six-pack holder ring whimpering in distress. It was freed but only at the jaws of the goat Gompers. The goat runs off with a bah and the gnome screaming in fright.

As the danger subsided Dipper and Mabel headed back into the shack, but Angel grab Mabel with one of his arms stopping her from entering "Ma bell, don't you have somethin' to say to your brother?" Mabel knew exactly what he was talking about, he let go of her as she chases after her brother "Hey, Dipper? I, um...I want to apologies. I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me."

Dipper smiles at his sister's apology, "Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there." Mabel sighs "I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes." "Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire!" Dipper tries to comfort her in a slight teasing kind of way, Mabel waves her hand, laughing and said "Oh, you're just saying that!" She turns to Charlie, Vaggie and Angel "And I'm sorry that I snapped at you guys too earlier. Are we cool?" Mabel held out her hand, Charlie kneels down and grasp her hand "Apology accepted." "We're good." said Vaggie with a small smile "Just try to remember that your brother cares about ya." said Angel.

Dipper opens his arms out and ask, "Awkward sibling hug?" Mabel turns around and responds with open arms "Awkward sibling hug." the two twins hug each other and patted their backs while saying, "Pat, pat." "EEK!" the Pines twins turns to who let out that shriek Charlie had her hands over her mouth and her eyes sparkles. "That is the most cutest thing I had ever seen in my whole life!" "I think my heart had skip a beat." "Mine had stop for a sec." said Vaggie and Angel, as they revert back into their human selves and walk into the Shack to see Stan counting up the money.

He turns to them to see them at the door "Yeesh. You guys get hit by a bus or something? Ah ah!" Stan laughs at his joke along with Alastor while the others weren't amused. As Dipper and Mabel begin to walk away from him, but Stan stops them "Uh, hey! W-wouldn't you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know? You six as well."

Everyone was surprise at the old man's kind offer "Really?" Mabel asked, Dipper folds arms feeling skeptical about the offer "What's the catch?" Stan answers as he puts the cash back in the register "The catch is do it before I change my mind, now take something." and so, everyone went around browsing the gift shop.

Dipper picks up a blue pine tree hat off from one of the shelves and looks in a mirror. "Hmm. That oughta do the trick!" Angel spots a pink heart shape spider brooch pin in rose gold, "Now this is stylish." he puts the brooch on center of his bowtie. Vaggie found a survivor knife that comes with a case and has a printed moth on the handle and on the case, "I'll take this then." Charlie found herself a sparkling apple printed locket, "Vaggie, isn't this cute?" "On you hon? it is." Vaggie replies with a smile, Niffty found the most prettiest pink flower hairclip ever. "This is so adorable!" Husk just got himself a new bottle opener. "This will do." Alastor believe he didn't need anything from the shop for he doesn't need anything. That is until he spotted a 1920s radio microphone(different from the one on his staff). "I'll be taking this then, good sir."

"And I will have a..." Mabel grabs out the item she chooses from inside the box, not wanting anyone to see, she hides it and twirls around before making a dramatic pose to show off what she's picked in the air. "GRAPPLING HOOK! Yes!" Everyone just stares at her like she was crazy, which might be true for a hyperactive kid.

Stan voices everyone's thought out loud, "Wouldn't she rather have, like, a doll, or something?" but Mabel fires the grappling hook up at the ceiling bar, latches onto it and pulls her up, while knocking over a very BIG and very FRAGLE package. "GRAPPLING HOOK!"

"Fair enough!" said Stan "Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya?" Alastor asked.

Time Skip

"Thanks for the gumbo, Alastor!" "It's Jambalaya, Mabel." "Pft, that can't be right." Alastor laughs at Mabel's thanks, "My pleasure, little lady. My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya , in fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of hell! Oh, ho ho, I'm on a roll!" Mabel chuckles at Alastor's joke, "Sir, I like your style!" she said.

The dinner was delicious, but there was one or two things that were on Dipper's mind. "So what's going to happen with your hotel, Charlie?" Charlie smiles at him and said "Well after some debate, we agreed that we keep our ownership of the hotel. But in exchange, we'll be working together." Dipper and Mabel look at her in shock "You mean!?" Charlie smiled at their excitement "The Mystery Shack and the Hazbin Hotel are partners for the summer." "Whoo!" Mabel cheered, while Dipper "No way." turns to his Grunkle "Is this about getting more money?" Stan looked offended "What? Of course, it's not." he swipe his hand in denied only to have a dollar sticking out of his sleeve "Tap. Tap." Stan taps the dollar back into his sleeve. "The deal of this is that we get what we need to keep our hotel running, while Stan helps attract customers who wants to stay here."

"So, we're basically both be working at the Mystery Shack and the hotel for the summer?" Dipper summons it up "That's the idea, until we can find a way to get back home." said Angel "I think this summer has gotten more exciting." said Mabel "Alright, alright. We'll talk more tomorrow, so why don't you kids get ready for bed?" said Stan as he got up from the table "But-" Dipper was cut off when Stan grabbed him and Mabel by the shoulders "I said 'tomorrow' and at work." "No, you didn't." Mabel pointed out, "I did now."

Once they were out of earshot, Vaggie spoke "You really think this is a good idea, Charlie?" "It's the only thing we can do here. We can't tell Stanford, how he will react or believe us if we told him that we're demons from hell?" Charlie explains "The kids seem to believe us." said Angel "That's because they are kids." said Vaggie "I know but still..." Alastor stood up from his seat "You heard the old con. Tomorrow we'll pick up where we left off; besides, I got a great feeling about this town."

Time Skip

Dipper and Mabel brush their teeth and got in their pj's, so now they were hanging in their bedroom. At night. Dipper is currently writing in the journal about what he and Mabel experience today while the happy girl jumps on her bed, laughing with excitement. 'This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. But when you battle a hundred gnomes side-by-side with someone, you realize that they've probably always got your back.'

Looking over to the other side of the room, Dipper sees Mabel with her new grappling hook shoots at one of her stuffed toy animals, and then reels it back in with the toy attach to it. "Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?" he asked.

Mabel aims her grappling hook at the lantern "I'm on it!"

Crash!

The grappling hook not only turns off the lantern lights off, but also knocks it out the window. "It works!" "No using the Grappling hook in the house, Mabel!" Charlie yells across from her and Vaggie's room, the twins laugh as they went to sleep happily. But just as he was about to shut his eyes, Dipper finished his last paragraph in the journal. 'Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked.'

In the Mystery Shack exterior, Stan walks in holding a lantern he walks into the gift shop and up the stairs to the home side of the shack but stops. Instead of going to bed, he presses the buttons on the vending machine. Unlocking a secret door. Stan walks inside, but before he journeys in, he looks behind him side-to-side making sure that no one was around or is being watched before closing it behind him.

If he'd stayed out a little bit longer, Stan would have seen the shadow of the Radio Demon grinning with interest.

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And that my friends, is the beginning of the Hazbin Falls Hotel. I'm going to add some side chapters that are not part of the plot story of Gravity falls(Episode list) along with some of the short stories from the show. Also I wont be posting once a week cause my semester has already started, so do try to be patient okay?

Translation

Italian

Giocattolo del sesso rosso gigante! - Giant red sex toy!

anziano - old man

Che cazzo - What the fuck

piccole cazzate rosse - little red bullshit

Spanish

Hijo de puta - Son of a Bitch

Just a heads up, I'll be giving all of the Hazbin Hotel cast their true names, but do keep in mind that some of them don't have their true names revealed yet. So try to bare with it for now. Especially for Niffty and Husk.

For my reasons of choosing Niffty and Husk's true name. I choose Nancy, cause it makes a nice saying "Nifty Nancy" and Hugo because its a four letter word name. Also I did a little research and found out that Niffty's name is speld with two 'f's not one.

Well that's it for now...

Stay Tune.