Hazbin Falls Hotel

by shinshinjane

Watch how the Hazbin crew experience the strange and weird wonders of Gravity Falls with the Pines, after they have been mysteriously appeared in the town along with their hotel and a few other sinners. Will they find away back to hell? Will they stay in Gravity Falls? Will they get a second chance again? Will they be human for good? Will Bill Cipher get a second chance to be good?

3. The Legend of the Gobblewonker, as Lazy

Chapter 3: The Legend of the Gobblewonker, as Lazy as it Sounds

Today's a new adventure for the Pines Twins and the demons of the Hazbin Hotel. Be warn, I won't have many details when it comes to the Hazbin Crew's outfits in this chapter, because I would like you guys to let your imaginations run wild and think of what kind of fashion they would wear in the summer. But if you want me to describe their new wardrobe in each chapter or in latter chapters that's fine, because I'll try my best in the future.

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It's the third day since Charlie and Gunkle Stan made an agreement on doing business together for the entire summer or until when they get home whichever comes first. The business deal was to combine the Mystery Shack and the Happy Hotel or the Hazbin Hotel, as Alastor likes to call it, into a Mystery Hotel if any tourists wants to stay overnight to enjoy the creepiness the Mystery Shack has to offer after hours. At least that's what Stan wants the Tourist to believe in, the hotel is still in Charlie's rights to help people to be a better person, so it's going to take some time to get everything set up and organize.

In the meantime, Dipper and Mabel were having pancakes for breakfast with their new older friends, who were dressed in their normal and less fancy attire fit for the summer and had decided to have breakfast at the Mystery Shack. Mabel holds up a syrup bottle "Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?" Dipper holds up another syrup bottle and said, "I'm always ready!" "Then you know what this means!" at the same time, Dipper and Mabel shouted, "Syrup race!" flip the lids open, and tilt the syrup bottles back as the sweet sticky brown of sugary goodness start to drip slowly into their mouths. "And they're off!" Alastor announced.

"Go, Sir Syrup!" Mabel cheered, while Dipper shouts, "Go, Mountie Man!" "Who want's to place some bets?" Angel suggest, only to get a punch on the shoulder by Vaggie, "Ow." Dipper and Mabel were cheering for the syrup to drip faster onto their tongues, in a last effort, Mabel taps the bottom of the syrup bottle. "Almost... almost... Yes!" Only to through a coughing fit, "I won!" The syrup went down the wrong throat. Dipper wipes his underlip with his fist Picks up and reads a piece of the newspaper "Ho ho, no way! Hey guys, check this out." Mabel leans over to look at an ad in newspaper, "Human-sized hamster balls? *Gasps* I'm human-sized!"

"No, no, Mabel. This." Dipper points to another ad in the newspaper for a monster photo contest, the winner gets a $12,000.00, "We see weirder stuff than that every day!" Vaggie wasn't liking were this idea was going, "You're not going to take photos of us in our demon form, are you?" she asked, "No, cause one it kind of feels like cheating. And two, I don't think it would turn out good for all of us in the end." Charlie asks, "So, you're going to stick with any strange creatures here then?" "Seems like the smart thing to do." Dipper then asks Mabel, Charlie, Vaggie and Angel "We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?" Charlie replies, "No. We were too busy trying to keep them at bay." Vaggie and Angel agreed with her while Mabel answers, "Nope, just memories." But then she holds of a small chunk of white hair, "And this beard hair." Everyone recoil back in disgust "Why did you save that?" Dipper asked, Mabel only shrugs her shoulders and made an "I dunno" humming sound.

Just then, Stan walks in wearing pale blue with white poke-a-dotted briefs, a white undershirt, and blue slippers with the rest of the newspaper in his hands, "Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?" "Um... Happy anniversary?" Dipper suggest, while Mabel shouts, "Mazel tov!" Stan hits Dipper upside on head with the newspaper. "It's Family Fun Day, genius!" he walks over to fridge and gets out the milk carton, "We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals."

Dipper readjust his blue pine tree hat and ask, "Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?" Charlie looks over to Dipper and ask, "What happened?" "Well…" Dipper trailed off.

Flashback

What happed was that Dipper and Mabel were helping Grunkle Stan making counterfeit money by painting them in great details as best as they could. Stan looks over Mabel's shoulder and criticizes her work "You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman!" That's when they hear police sirens outside along with red and blue flashing lights.

"Uh-oh." Said Stan.

End of Flashback

"You'd what!? Taught and made them do WHAT!?" Vaggie and Charlie screamed at the old man, while Angel, Alastor and Husk laugh at how amusing it was to see that happening, Mabel shudders at the memory "The county jail was so cold." "All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker." Said Stan, as walks over to his grand-nephew and niece putting his arms around them. "But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?"

Dipper & Mabel raise their hands in the air and cheered "YAY!" but then Dipper realized what Stan just said and lost all enthusiasm. "Wait, what?" The Hazbin crew thought that moment was so hilarious they had to laugh. "Well, have fun with your lame family bonding day." Said Husk, "Don't worry, we won't get in your way." Niffty chimes in, "What are ya talking about? You're all coming along!"

All of them, minus one or two, were dumbfounded as Dipper half a minute ago. "Wait, what?" and got blindfolded in the next moment.

Time Skip

After debating on taking Charlie's limo or Stan's car and finding their way to either vehicle blindfolded. They agree to take Stan's car, it was a tight squeeze but with well organization Stan made it work; and by work, Stan means to have Angel, Vaggie and Husk to sit in the back with Dipper, Mabel and Niffty to sit on their laps with the seatbelt over them. And have Alastor and Charlie to sit in the front in the same seating position.

While driving down on the forest road speeding up to who knows what miles p/hr. Stan leans down to adjust the radio, but by doing so he turns the steering wheel left causing the tires screech loudly on the road, and almost knocking everyone to the right side of the car. "Whoa whoa! *sighs* Blindfolds never lead to anything good." Said Dipper as he hugs his knees close to his chest.

"You better not shit yourself, Dipper." Angel said in a whispering tone of voice, "Charlie, please tell me why you agree to this?" Vaggie begged her girlfriend for answers, "Sorry, Vaggie. But when Stan mentioned a bonding activity, I couldn't pass up the offer of all of us connecting a bond as friends." Charlie explains. "I for one think this is a great idea!" said Alastor, "I think so, too!" Niffty chirped, "As long I can get a drink in me, then I don't give a-" Vaggie slaps her hand over Husk's mouth, "Could you just try to hold off on the swearing? Especially around kids?" "You're one to talk, Vags, we both slipped up." Said Angel, "I don't need to be reminded and to hear that coming out of your mouth, Angel."

Mabel decided to change the topic back to them being blindfolded, "Wow! I feel like all my other senses are heightened. I can see with my fingers!" she stretch out her hands and starts touching everywhere where she can reach; Angel's shoulders, Niffty's hair, asking Mabel to stop and to keep her hands to herself, and Dipper's face, causing him to laugh at his sister's silly antics.

Car suddenly jumps up, making everyone bounce into the air. "Whoa!" "What was that?" "Did ran over a bump?" "Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?" Dipper asked, Stan replies with a laugh, "Ha ha. Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be." 'Wait, Stan has cataracts?! And he's driving!?' everyone, minus Stan, thought in panic. Stan squinted his eyes and leans forward over the wheel while holding his hand over his eyes to get a better visual and said, "What is that a woodpecker?"

Only to drive through a wooden guardrail, going off road, and into the woods. Causing everyone in the car screaming bloody murder, except for Alastor who is laughing at the thrill of it.

Time Skip

After the near, or second near, Death Car Ride Experience. Everyone got out of the car standing shakingly trying to get the shock out of their system, they were still blindfolded and are now standing in front of the parked car, which now has branches and sticks caught in the grill. "Well, at least we're still alive." Said Charlie, "Next time, someone else besides Stan will driving back." Vaggie growled under her breath, "Uh, I think it will have to be Stan, toots. He's the only one who knows where we are and knows the way back." Said Angel, that only just pisses Vaggie even more.

Stan walks over to them and said, "Okay, okay. Open 'em up!" Everyone took their blindfolds off to see Stan dressed in a camping/fishing attire with one foot on a box of fishing tools & lurers, with fishing poles in one of his hands and his arms spread wide open. The aera around them had huge cliffs with patch of pine trees and a giant waterfall flowing down into a lake. There's also a bait shop and banner that reads: FISHING SEASON OPENING DAY, "Ta-da! It's fishin' season!" "Fishing?" Mabel and Niffty asked, "Are you serious!?" said Angel, "What're you playin' at, old man?" Dipper points at Stan suspiciously, "C'mon, you're gonna love it! The whole town's out here!"

Indeed, they are, an old lady that works that the Dinner Dipper, Angel, Charlie, Vaggie and Alastor met was holding a pan saying, "Here, fishy fishies! Get into the pan!" an old stunted man was taking a picture for another man, but the flash blinded the guy causing him to fall backwards into the lake. And there was a family of red heads sitting in their boat, one of the boys hands the fishing pole to a really big muscular man, only for the guy to snap it in half and shows the boy's in his words, "How a real man fishes!" by grabbing the fish with is bare hands straight out of the water. With a victory laugh, the manly ape man slams the fish onto their boat, body slammed on the fish and punches it repeatedly, while the boys chatted in cheers "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!" and another on looker man that looks like a baby pug doll, chats to the muscular man, "Get 'em! Get 'em!"

'What the heck is with these people?' most of the Hazbin residence thought, as Stan says, "That's some quality family bonding!" Dipper crosses his arms and ask, "Grunkle Stan, why do you wanna bond with us all of a sudden?" Stan turns to his grandnephew and said, "Come on, this is gonna be great! I've never had fishing buddies before. The guys from the lodge won't go with me: they don't "like" or "trust" me." He made quotation marks with his fingers.

Vaggie turns to her girlfriend and begs, "Charlie, please tell me you didn't agree to this?" "Vaggie, don't you see? This is a great way to have fun and connect with everyone! Think of it as step for our clients to try to be a better person, no drugs, no killings. It's a perfect way to get away from all of it and enjoy the fresh air of nature." Charlie explains, "Plus, I went ahead and paid a rental boat for all of us just for today last night." "That explains why you came to bed late." Vaggie mutters and then let out a sigh, "Yeah, I can see that as a nice step somewhat."

Mabel turns to her brother and the Hazbin crew "I think he actually wants fish with us." "But why fishing? Couldn't we just have a poker party instead?" Angel moans, while Stan came with a solution "Hey, I know what'll cheer you sad sacks up." He slaps hats on Dipper's and Mabel's heads that has their names on them, while Charlie did the same for her friends/co-workers, only theirs have more flare in their name and style fitting to their personalities, likes and what they are known for. "Pow! Pines family fishing hats! That-that's hand stitching, you know." Said Stan, though the letter "L" on Mabel's hat was coming undone.

"It's just gonna be you, me, and those goofy hats on a boat for ten hours!" said Stan, while everyone look at him like he was crazy and was planning this to torture them, "Ten hours?" Dipper wheezed out in shock, as if the universe decided to torture them even farther, Stan holds up a book. But it wasn't just any book, oh-no, "I brought the joke book!" it was a joke book that were approved by Uncles. The "1001 Yuk 'Em Ups" joke book.

"No! NO!" Angel, Dipper, and Vaggie cried in fright, "We get enough of dad jokes from Alastor, we don't need more!" said Husk, Mabel whispers to them, "There has to be a way out of this." "Sorry Mabel." Charlie apologies, "Plans have already been made and no one is going to be backing out of this."

"I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN!"

Turning to who cried out, everyone sees an old man with a long white beard that has a band-aid on it, a big pink noes, he has a cast on his right arm, and white bandages on his bare feet, the only clothes he has on is a worn out brown overalls and a brown hat that looks like it belongs on a scarecrow. The old man runs from dock, crashing into and overturning various objects, he even slaps a man's sandwich sub out of his hands, the old man grabbed one of the fishermen's overalls and screamed, "The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! Come quick before it scrabdoodles away!" the old man then started dancing frantically like a crazy kook, knee slapping and everything. Mabel and Niffty find this cute and funny, "Awww... He's doing a happy jig!" they said in unison. But old man screamed into their faces, "NOOO! It's a jig of grave danger!"

The doors to the bait shop opened and coming out is the manager and ranger, Tate McGucket, with a spray bottle filled with water and starts spraying it on the old man like he's an animal, "Hey, hey! Now what did I tell you about scaring my customers? This is your last warning, Dad!" 'They're related!?' the majority of the demons thought, "But I got proof this time, by gummity!" McGucket explains. Dipper, Mabel, and the hotel residence look at each other thinking if what this guy is saying is true or not.

Everyone fallowed the crazy old man McGucket on to the dock, the old man points to a smashed up boat floating in the lake, "BEHOLD! It's the Gobble-dy-wonker what done did it! It had a long neck like a gee-raffe! And wrinkly skin like...like this gentleman right here!" McGucket points to Stan Pines, who was cleaning out his ear and not paying any attention to what's happening, "Huh?" "It chawed my boat up to smitheroons, and shim-shammed over to Scuttlebutt Island! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!"

The only policemen in the area saw the whole scene, the Sheriff made an announcement "Attention all units! We got ourselves a crazy old man!" Everyone but the Pines, demons of the Hazbin hotel, and Tate, points and laugh at Old Man McGucket. Agreeing to the Sheriff's joke, while Tate only shook his head in shame. Shame for his father, and shame for himself for being related to him. "Aww, donkey spittle! Aw, banjo polish!" McGucket cursed in his hillbilly kooky words, as he walks away. "Well, that happened." Stan stated, "Now let's untie this boat and get out on that lake!"

Stepping into his rowboat, Stand starts untying it from the dock, "Stan, we went over this before. That boat of ours isn't going to fit all of us, and it doesn't look like it could hold all of us either." Said Charlie, Stan looks over to hear and ask, "Do you even have a boating license?" "Uhm..." Charlie didn't have to answer, Stan already knows. "I'll go and fill out the paperwork's." "I'll come with you." And so, Charlie and Vaggie went into the bait shop to fill out the forms and get Charlie to take the boating test.

Dipper turns to Mabel and everyone else and said, "Guys, did you hear what that old dude said?" Mabel repeats Old Man McGucket's swearing in slur speech, due to her braces and mimics him, "Aww, donkey shpittle!" but Dipper corrects her, "The other thing. About the monster. If we can snag a photo of it, we can split the prize money between the six of us." Mabel let out a gasp, "That's six sixties!" "More like $2,000.00, my dear." Alastor corrected, while Dipper said the most intriguing question, "Imagine what you could do with two. Thousand. Dollars!"

Everyone was thinking it: for Angel to have his old life as a mobster back, Alastor to have his radio studio show here, Husk all of the booze he can get his hands/paws on, Niffty new clothes, fabric sewing and cleaning supplies. And Mabel, well she wanted the human sized hamster ball and get boys like Zyler and Craz from her favorite 80's themed movie to fall for her.

Coming out of his fantasy, Husk notice that Mabel was starring up to the sky and wasn't even blinking. "Why's your sister starring off to space like a moth to a light?"

With Charlie and Vaggie

"Achoo!" "Are you okay, Vaggie? Are you getting sick?" Charlie asked in concern, Vaggie shock her head as she wipe her nose with a handkerchief and replied, "No, it just came out of nowhere."

Back with Everyone

Dipper answers Husk's question, "This happens when she gets lost in her imagination." snapping his fingers, Dipper tries to bring his twin back into reality. "Mabel! Mabel?" Mabel turns to her brother and exclaimed. "Dipper, I am one million percent on board with this!" And so, everyone was on board with Dipper's idea, and hey, if they don't get the money at least they can get out of Charlie and Stan's plan.

Dipper went over to his Gunkle who just got in his little beat up and positively sinking boat and said, "Grunkle Stan! Change of plans: we're taking that boat to Scuttlebutt Island, and we're gonna find that Gobblewonker!" he, Mabel and Niffty started cheering, "Monster hunt! Monster hunt!" while Alastor and Angel were silently cheering for them and Husk not showing any kinds of spirit of motivation, McGucket strangely joins in on the chant. But in doing so causes everyone to stop and stares at the old hillbilly "Monster... Eh... I'll go."

Suddenly, a large honking sound rang in the air. Everyone turn to see Soos driving up to the docks in his boat, S.S. Cool Dude, which is way bigger and more durable than Stan's boat. "You dudes say somethin' about a monster hunt?" "Soos!" Mabel exclaims as she walks over to the friendly employee of the Mystery Shack. "Was sup, hambone!" Soos greets, as he and Mabel fist bump and make explosion noises. "Dude, you could totally use my boat for your hunt. It's got a steering wheel, chairs, normal boat stuff."

"All right, all right, let's think this through." Stan interjects, "Ya kids could go waste your time on some epic monster-finding adventure, or you could spend the day learning how to tie knots and skewer worms with your Great Uncle Stan!" The twins and demons look at Soos, who was doing a robot dance in his boat. They look back at Stan in his leaky old boat. They look at Scuttlebutt Island in the distance. They grin at each other and made their decision.

Stan ask, "So, whad da ya say?" the sounds of laughter and a motor engine running, made Stan to realize that they piled in Soos' boat and headed off toward Scuttlebutt Island, leaving him behind. He can hear their voices shouting, "We made the right choice!" "Yes!" "This marks our grand adventure."

"Ingrates!" Stan shakes a fist at them for ditching him, "Aw, who needs 'em? I got a whole box of creepy fishing lures to keep me company." He looks at the lure and baits that has flies buzzing around them, Stan cringes in disgust before closing the box shut.

Meanwhile

On the S.S. Cool Dude, Soos is steering towards their island destination. Dipper is stands on the stern of the boat, with one foot on the guardrail. He adjusts the visor of his cap, he turns around and shouts, "Hoist the anchor!" Soos pulls up his anchor, which is a cinderblock covered in green seaweed moss. "Raise the flag!" Mabel holds up a purple beach towel with a sun wearing sunglasses, "We're gonna find that Gobblewonker!" she says, "We're gonna win that photo contest!" said Dipper, "We're going to get that prize money!" Said Angel, "We're going to broadcast the greatest show ever on the radio!" said Alastor, "We're going to get drunk." Said Husk, "Does anyone has sun tanning screen?" said Niffty while Soos said, "Do any of you dudes have sunscreen?" Realizing there isn't any on board, Dipper announces "We're gonna... go get sunscreen!" "Yay!" Soos, Mabel, Angel and Niffty cheered as Soos made a U-turn away from the island and back to the docking. Unaware of a giant creature swimming by underneath them.

Time Skip

Once they got their sunscreen on and tanning screen, and whatever else they might need. They were back on the S.S. Cool Dude out on the lake. Dipper was pacing on the boat in front of the group, "Alright. If we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think. What's the number one problem with most monster hunts?"

Soos raises a hand "You're a side character, then you die within the first five minutes of the movie." He then asked to everyone, "Dude am I a side character?! Do y'ever think about stuff like that?" "Sometimes I feel like I am, when I'm roped into his schemes." Said Husk jabbing his thumb over to Alastor.

"No, no, no. Camera trouble!" said Dipper "Say Bigfoot shows up. Soos, be Bigfoot?" Soos walks away little from the group before turning his body halfway to face Dipper striking the iconic Bigfoot pose that left people baffled if the image is real or not. Dipper starts to mock voice acting, "There he is! Bigfoot!" he pats life vest "Uh-oh, no camera!" he then pulls camera out of his jacket "Oh, wait, here's one! Aw, no film!" Dipper went back to talking normally, "You see? You see what I'm, doing here?"

"We see it, brat." Said Husk, while Niffty Clapped for his acting and Soos commented, "Oh, yeah. Dude's got a point." "That's why I bought twenty-seven disposable cameras!" said Dipper as he shows off the cameras he bought and lists off their locations, "You bought how many?" Angel asked. "Two on my ankle, three in my jacket, four for each of you, three extras in this bag, and one... under my hat! There's no way we're gonna miss this. Okay everybody, let's test our cameras out!

Soos takes a picture of himself, only to have the flash startle him, "Aw, dude!" and causes him to throw the camera overboard. "You see? This is exactly why you need backup cameras. We still have 26!" A seagull suddenly flew close to Mabel's head making her to throw her camera at a seagull, "Ah, bird!" but she misses it, and the camera falls into the lake. "25! Okay, guys, I repeat; don't lose your cameras!" said Dipper, Soos confusingly asks, "Wait, lose the cameras?" "DON'T!" Dipper repeated in a shout, "Dude, I just threw two away." The man child points his thumb over his shoulders towards the two cameras floating in the water not to far from them. "23! All right! We still have thirteen camera—" In his frustrations, Dipper accidentally crushes one of the cameras with his fist. "22. We have 22 cameras."

"So, what's the plan? Throw more cameras overboard or what?" Mabel asked, as she was ready to throw away all of their cameras in the water, Dipper thankfully stops her from doing so, "NO! No. Okay. You'll be lookout with Niffty, Soos can work the steering wheel, and I'll be captain." "What? Why do you get to be captain? What about Mabel, huh? Ma-bel! Ma-bel! Ma-bel! Ma-bel!" Mabel chants.

While none of the guys were amused, "I'm not sure that's a good idea." Dipper states, "Well then, I believe I'll be captain then." Said Alastor, "Don't worry young Dipper, you'll be my partner as captain." "Then I guess that makes me your first mate.~" Angel said seductively, there was a radio screech for a split second before Alastor said, "Ha! No." "Your lost." Mabel then ask, "What about co-captain?" Dipper contradicted her question, "There's no such thing as co-captain." "Aw, whoops." In order to get what she wants, Mabel tosses another camera into the lake.

Which causes Dipper to cave into her demands "Okay, fine! You can be co-captain." "Or better yet, be an assistant to me." Said Angel, "Just don't blackmail your brother anymore, alright?" "Yay!" Mabel cheered while Soos said "Can I be associate co-captain?" "As co-first mate, I authorize that request."

"Well, as assistant captain, our number one order of business is to lure the monster out with this." Dipper points at a barrel of labeled Fish Food. Soos looks at the fish food and asks, "Permission to taste some?" Dipper and Alastor answered "Granted." While Mabel and Angel answered, "Permission co-granted." Soos gave them a salute and said, "Permission associate co-granted." And then takes one of the fish food flakes out of the barrel and licks it, but than gags and wipes his tongue, coughing out, "Dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like!" while everyone laughs at the hilarity of what just happen. "Oh, Soos..." said Dipper breathless from laughing so hard.

Meanwhile with Stan

Stan, who was only a couple of feet away, was watching them over his shoulders. "Traitors! Ah, I'll find my own fishing buddies!" looking around the area, Stan sees a couple sitting in a boat up ahead "Ah! There's my new pals!" he then started up his boat's engine and drives over to the couple.

Moments earlier, the man turns from the woman and looks to make sure that the ring is still in the box, taking in a deep breath and turns around to the woman he's with today, "Now that we're alone, Rosanna, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you." The woman, Rosanna, starts to tear up "Oh, Reginald!" Believing what Reginald is asking the most biggest and the most romantic question ever. Nothing can ruin it!

"Hey!" Scratch that, it just din. Stan pulls his boat up to theirs and pulls out the joke book. "Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! *Pause* Her aim is gettin' better! *Pause* Y'see, it's-it's funny because marriage is terrible."

The couple quickly and quietly row their boat away from Stan leaving him confused and alone. "What?"

Meanwhile with Carlie and Vaggie

"And there. All of the paperwork has been filed out." Said Charlie as she puts the pen down, Tate then takes the papers away to look at them. "Hmm... Everything is filled out complete." Said Tate, "Okay so can we please take our boat out to the lake now? We only have like five hours left." Vaggie asked urgently. "Sure, just let me see your boat license."

"What?" the girls asked, Tate sighed, "If you're the one filling out the paper that means you do have a boat license to drive the boat."

This is going to be harder and much longer Charlie or even Vaggie ever thought.

Meanwhile with Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Angel, Alastor, Niffty and Husk

Back on S.S. Cool Dude, approaching Scuttlebutt Island. There is fog everywhere. Soos is at the back of the boat shoveling fish food over the side. Dipper and Mabel are at the front. Dipper is trying to see through the fog while Mabel is playing ventriloquist with a pelican. "Hey! How's it going?" Mabel ask the pelican, as she plats with its beak jaw, "It's going awesome! Bow bow, buh bow bow!" "Mabel, leave that thing alone." Dipper asked, but Mabel being as she is replies with the pelican speaking for her, "Aw, I don't mind none!"

Mabel then holds out a glass of water and said, "Hey, look, I'm drinking water!" She tries the Ventriloquist skit of drinking water while making the pelican sing or talk, "Twinkle, twinkle little... " It didn't last long as Mabel starts to choke on water and coughs it out, causing the pelican to fly away.

Alastor poke his head out of the window opening and said, "Not bad my dear, Keep trying." "By the way..." Angel started, who was laying on top of the roof of the boat, "Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout?" Somehow, Mabel took out a volleyball shouting, "Look out!" and throws it at Dipper, hitting him on the arm. Hard. Dipper shivers and holds his arm in pain, Niffty saw this and rushes to him with a first-aid-kit, "Are you okay? Is it swelling up?"

As Niffty checks over Dipper's arm, Angel gave Mabel a small glare, "What?" she asked, "I know you're trying to be funny and joke around, but I don't think what you did was funny." "But you have to admit it was though." said Mabel, "Yes the joke was funny, but leaving your own twin with an injury is not." Said Angel, "He knows he can take a hit." Mabel said jokingly, "Heh, heh. But seriously, I'm on it."

Suddenly, the boat jolts to an unexpected stop. Causing everyone to flung forward onto the deck of the boat. Turns out the fog was so thick and having the lookouts distracted causes Alastor to crash the boat into the shore of the island. Picking herself up, Mabel announces "See? We're here! I'm a lookout genius! Hamster ball, here we come!" and walks off the rails of the boat and jumps onto the island shores, the boat in question has the bow stuck in the sands of the island with its stern raised up in the air. "You shits go on ahead. I'm staying here." Said Husk as he passes out on the floor with his extra flask of booze cradling in his hands. Meanwhile, Niffty finishes putting some chilling patch on Dipper's arm. "The bruise isn't too terrible, but this should help." Said Niffty as she closes the kit.

Everyone disembarks from Soos' boat and ventures into the foggy woods of the island, with Dipper leading the group while carrying a lantern. They soon come to a large sign nailed to a tree that says, "Scuttlebutt Island." Soos and Mabel stop in front of it, "Dude, check it out." Soos covers the "Scuttle" part of the sign of the sign with his arm that now reads, "Butt Island." Angel, Alastor, Niffty, Mabel Chuckles, giggles, and laughs at the funny play on words "Soos, you rapscallion!" Mabel walks over to Dipper and ask, "Hey! Why aren't you laughing? Are you scared?" "Pssh! Yeah, right! I'm not—" Didn't get to finish his sentence, for his sister pokes him on the noes and blows a raspberry "Yeah, you are!"

Dipper tries to get Mabel to stop poking and blowing raspberries, but she wouldn't let up. "Hey! Quit...! Stop! Mabel!" Mabel finally stops when a growling noise in the distance scares her and Dipper. Alastor, Angel, Niffy and Soos came over to them. "Dude, did you guys hear that?" "What was that? Was it your stomach?" Mabel asked, but Soos shook his head and said, "Nah, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises." Angel gave him a look that said 'What the fuck? That's not possible.'

As if he read the expression on his face, Soos pulls Angel close to his stomach along with Mabel. Before Angel could protest or make a sex joke, he and Mabel hears actual whale noises coming from Soos' stomach. "Wow. So majestic." Said Mabel, while Angel was bewildered that Soos' stomach does make whale noises.

Possum came out of the fog and grabs lantern out of Dipper's hand and runs off into the fog, "Our lantern! Aww! I can't see anything!" tries to find where that possum took off or find the trial. "Duuude, I dunno, man. Maybe this, uh... Maybe this isn't worth it." Soos suggest, but Dipper believe otherwise "Not worth it? Guys imagine what would happen if we got that picture!" everyone was thinking the aftermath if they do get that photo and prize money. All. Of. That. Big. Piles. Of. Money.

After imagining their fantasies, living in luxury, having everything they ever wanted, being on a talk show for an interview and crashing that talk show. Dipper smiles and said, "I'm in!" "Me, too!" Mabel agrees, as the two kids run off into the foggy woods leaving the adults behind. Soos chases after them shouting, "All right, dudes, I'm comin'!" with remaining Hazbin residents following after them. "Are you really?" Angel ask flirtingly, "Of course I'm going with them. We all are dudes." Soos answers only to receive a snorting laugh from Angel, not understanding what's funny Soos laughs along with the Italian mobsters/porn star spider demon. As they catches up with Dipper and Mabel.

Time Skip

As the proceed to find the lake monster, Soos beings to beatbox to pass the time, while Mabel was making some rhyming rap lyrics, "My name is Mabel! It rhymes with table! It also rhymes with... glabel! It also rhymes with... shmabel!" "Dude, we should be writing this down." Niffty pops up from Behind Soos with a paper and pen in her hands, "I'm already on it."

Dipper stops walks causes everyone to halt, "Guys, guys, guys! You hear something?" holding out his camera ready, he and everyone else hears a growling noise from earlier; a flock of birds flies over their heads, away from the sound. It was a sign that something is out there, something big and scary. "This is it! This is it!" Dipper exclaimed as he and Mabel punches each other excitedly and walking towards where the sound is coming from while cheering, "Yes, yes, yes!" and "Hoo, hoo, hoo!" while Soos grabs a stick and Angel, Alastor and Niffty changed into their demon forms, and follows after the twins into the fog. Soos saw them transformed and said, "Wow, that's cool dudes." "We'll explain later." Niffty said as she darted ahead. With a shrug, Soos follows them with determination.

As they walk through the fog, Soos and Niffty stops the group when they spot a lake monster silhouette in the fog. Dipper, Mabel, Soos and Niffty ducks behind a log while Angel and Alastor hid behind two tall trees. "Everyone: Get your cameras ready!" said Dipper, as he, Mabel, Niffty, and Soos turn on their cameras. Angel climbs up the tree he was hiding behind and pulls out his tommy gun, you'll never know what the creature is capable of. And Alastor just grins. "Ready? GO!" At Dipper's command, Soos yells and jumps over the log, holding out his camera in front of him as he runs toward the silhouette, snapping photos randomly. The twins and Niffty follow him, but as they get closer, they discover the silhouette is only the remains of a wrecked boat with beavers living on it. "Well this is a waste of time." Alastor commented, "But... but what was that noise, then? We heard a monster noise!" said Dipper

The sound of the monster noise roared again, everyone turns to the source of It finding that its only a rusty old chainsaw, that is still active. "Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw." Said Soos as he takes pictures of it, "How did a beaver even get it?" Angel arched an eyebrow, as he comes down from the tree and puts away his weapon. "Maybe that old guy was crazy after all." Dipper says dejectedly, "He did use the word 'scrapdoodle.'" Said Mabel as her brother sighs. "Well, I know what we're going to have for dinner tonight." Said Alastor, looking at the beavers while getting ideas of what to cook them into. "Is that even legal?" Mabel asked, Alastor gave her a cutesy smiley grin and said, "Maybe."

Meanwhile with Stan

"Look, when you're threadin' the line-lot of people don't know this-but you wanna use a barrel knot." Stan went off and found a different person to send time fishing with, it was a young slightly fat kid, he then said in a whispering voice "That's a secret from one fishing buddy to another! Heh heh." The boy looks at Stan, feeling very uncertain about the old man talking to him, "Uh, I, uh, who are you, exactly?" the boy asked, Stan smiles and said, "Just call me your GRUNKLE STAN!"

And that's when the boy's parents, mostly his mother, started yelling at Stan, "Sir, SIR, SIR! Why are you talking to our son? If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police!" "Ha ha, you see, the thing about that is... " Stan tries to explain but he starts his motor and speeds away before he could get caught and be in more trouble. "Go bother your own kids!" The mother yelled.

Meanwhile with Charlie and Vaggie

"Okay, we now know the ins and outs of how to drive a boat, refueling the gas in the motor, docking, and learning how to get the boat in and out of the water, with a trailer." Charlie sighs as she and Vaggie manage to pass the tests for their boat licenses.

Tate nods his head and asks, "Just sign your names here, I'll have these printed and you'll be all set." They signed their names down, along with their age and date of birth but made it more believable than saying you're 180 years old. And watch ranger Tate walks into the staff room. Vaggie let out a huge sign of relief, "Finally! We can get on that boat, find everyone and had out onto the lake."

Suddenly a buzzing went off, Tate came out with their licenses in hand and look over to the timer that went off. "Oops, sorry ladies but your rental time is up." Charlie's left eye and Vaggie's visible eye twitches. "What did you do say?" Charlie asked politely as possible, "I said, 'your time is up.'" Tate replied.

"But Charlie paid for a ten hour rent. We still have like 3 ½ hours left?!" Vaggie yelled, "Not by my watch." Tate holds out his watch, which was three hours fast than their watches.

Vaggie's and Charlie's pens snapped in their hands.

Meanwhile back on Scuttlebutt Island

With how everything turned out, Soos and Niffty started to take pictures of Angel, who was back in his human form, and a beaver posing on a stump, "Ooh, yeah! Work it! Work it! Nice! Nice! Gimme another one of those! Yeah, I like that one." Angel strike pose after pose showing off his handsome seductive good looks. The beaver had enough as scurry off. Dipper, in the meantime, was sitting on one of the rocks in the water feeling like a fool for believing the crazy old loon's words. "What're we gonna say to Grunkle Stan? We ditched him over nothing." He throws a stone into the lake and sighs.

Just then, the water starts to ripple and the earth around Dipper starts to shake "Hey... guys, do you feel that?" The rocks sinks into the water pulling Dipper in with it, "Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!" he didn't drown, thanks to the lifejacket, he quickly swims back to shore Alastor kneels down and pulls him back up on land, with Mabel's help.

Angel, Niffty and Soos stops their photoshoot and ran over to them making sure that Dipper was still okay, when a giant fin like tail emerges from the water before it swims away. No one couldn't see clearly of what it was, but they can make out of the shape of the body. It was like the photo of the lock ness monster. "You guys seeing this, too?" Niffty asked, as Dipper gets his camera ready, "This is it!" and takes a picture or two, "Come on! This is our chance!" Dipper tries to encourage them, but Soos, Niffty and Mabel was starting to back away. Dipper turns to them and ask, "What's wrong with you guys?" unaware of the creature swimming back to towards the island and rose up behind Dipper.

Seeing the big creature towering over them, everyone started to back away slowly while trying to get Dipper to move, "Dipper..." "Dude..." the boy didn't move or heed their concern warnings, "It's not that hard, all right? All you gotta do is point, and shoot. Like this!" but when he turned around, Dipper is now seeing the lake monster of Gravity Falls right in front of him. The Gobblewonker.

With a ferocious roar, the Gobblewonker scared the living and nonliving daylights out of everyone. "RUN!" Soos yells and bolted out of there with everyone following behind, in a state of shock Dipper drops his camera and ran for his life. The Gobblewonker got out of the water and chases after them on land, pushing trees over in its wake, which falls and nearly crushes Dipper and Mabel, if it weren't for Dipper lunging over at Mabel and rolled out of the way. Alastor snaps his fingers to summon a portal of his shadow demonic minions, but two things stopped him from doing it. Niffty reminded him of the promises that they all made back at the hotel, not to draw attention to themselves and the other thing was for somehow or reason, Alastor's powers felt a tiny bit weaker. 'Either my strength isn't working here in the human world, using my powers in two nights are taking there tolls on me, or this place is causing some problems for me.'

They continue to run, and dodge incoming falling trees until they eventually catch up with Soos and Niffty. "Get back to the boat! HURRY!" Soos yells, just as the Gobblewonker snaps it's jaws at Mabel who was quickly got swoop up into Angel's upper pair of arms and out of harms way. Dipper turns and aims the camera at the Gobblewonker but got tripped over by a tree root causing him to loose his grim on the camera as it falls to the ground, "The picture!" Dipper turns back to retrieve it, only to be picked up by Angel in his second pair of arms. "Are you stupid!? Do you really think getting yourself killed at a young age for a photo is more important then living!?" Angel scolded at him, "When he put it like that, it really isn't worth it when you're dead." Dipper admitted, while Soos said in hopes to cheer him up, "Dude, if it makes you feel any better, I got tons of pictures of those beavers and Angel modeling, dude!" "WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?!" It didn't help Dipper in the slightest.

As the group made it out of the forest and towards the boat. Soos helps the others on, the climbs in himself. Soos's presence pushes the boat back into the water and he runs towards the helm. "Let's get outta here, dudes!" Husk didn't bother to help for he was passed out drunk. Hopping over the pass out gambler drunk, Soos got the boat started set to drive away backwards. Seeing that they are now safe, Dipper pulls out another spare camera, "All right! This is it!" he was about to take the picture, but quickly notices that it has. "Cracked lens?!" Dipper yells, "Soos! Get a photo!"

Soos must have missed heard and understood Dipper because he was giving the lake monster a photo, by throwing all of the cameras he has in his arms at the monster. Dipper was clawing his head as he and Alastor screech, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" While Angel yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Soos turns to them and said, "Oh! I still got one left! Don't worry, dude!" he throws the last camera he had to Dipper, but his aim was off causing it to hit the corner wall of his boat, breaking the camera entirely. The Gobblewonker dives into the water and begins to chase them again. Soos got over the wheel and steers the ship around, setting the motor gear forwards and drives away from it. "Go, go, go, go, go!" Dipper panics, as Soos guns it out of there.

Back with Stan

"Er, ugh, gah! Mollycoddling..." Stan wasn't having the best time today and tying a fishing line to the hook isn't making it better. "Can you pwease tell me mo'e funny stories, Pop-Pop?" it was only a few yards away, but Stan can see and hear a grandfather having fun with his two twin grandchildren who look way too close like his two great niece and nephew.

The grandfather laughs and patted his grandson's head and said, "Anything for my fishing buddies!" Stan growls at the scene, making very jealous and piss. It even gets worst when the grandson said, "Pop-Pop? I just weewized dat...I wuv you." Making the old conman snap in frustration, "Aw, come on! Boo! Boo!" the grandfather stood up and shouted over to Stan, "Hey, now! What's the big idea?" "Maybe he has no one who wuvs him, Pop-Pop." his grandson suggested, "Yeah, well, I... I..." but couldn't come up with anything, not even when the S.S. Cool Dude drives past him and the family along with the Gobblewonker, soaking them to the bone. Stan throws his hat to the ground in frustration, before sitting back down and sighing at the loneliness around him.

Back with The Twins, Hazbin demons and Soos

Soos steers randomly trying to shake the lake monster of their tails, but not noticing what's up ahead, Dipper yells, "SOOS! BEAVERS!" turns out Soos drive them around the island and back to where their chase started. The boat crashes into the beaver dam's old, broken boat, sending all beavers fly before landing on S.S. Cool Dude and start biting on everything including the crew. "Ah, beavers! Oh, no!"

Beavers were biting on everything on everyone, Dipper's hat, Mabel's arm, Angel's boots, Niffty's skirt, Alastor's microphone staff, even Husk was getting bitten everywhere including his family jewels. "AAAHHHH! SON OF A BITCH! MOTHERTUCK FUCKER!"

A beaver lunges at Soos causing him to stumble away from the wheel, Mabel takes control on the wheel, while trying to steer away from the Gobblewonker. While Mabel is in control of the boat, and Soos running in circles crying in pain with the beaver still attach to his face. Dipper tries to dislodge a beaver from the side of the boat and throws the beavers at the Gobblewonker, but then the Gobblewonker dives down and continues to chase them under the water. With Mabel at the wheel, the S.S. Cool Dude drives through a crowded fishing boats of people fishing, got overturned by the Gobblewonker behind them. Even the family of red heads earlier got overturned and all of the fishes they caught or were in the water were raining down on them "The fishes! They seek revenge! Swim, boys! Swim!" the father yelled as he and his sons swim for their lives.

Meanwhile the Gobblewonker use it's long neck to swipe at their boat, hoping to knock them out of the water. It missed them, but it did manage to knock the control cabin roof off like a knife cutting through butter. Suddenly, Mabel screams and points up ahead, "Aah! Look out!" everyone hit the deck just in time to avoid shards of glass from the crash, "My glass!" one of the men that was carrying the glass frame shouted at them and shakes a fist at them, "Why were you dumbasses even carrying a fucking glass out in the lake in the fucking first place!?" Husk yells back at them while giving him a fuck you hand sign.

Despite Husk's choice of words, no one had time to scold him when they were heading straight to a dead end waterfall. "WHERE DO I GO?!" Mabel shrieks, everyone was trying to think of a way out Dipper takes out the journal hoping the author might have written something about the lake's waterfall. As luck would have it, there is. "Um... uh... GO INTO THE FALLS! I think there might be a cave behind there!" "MIGHT BE?!" Mabel, Niffty, Husk and Angel yelled.

As they got closer to the waterfall, every human and demon brace themselves while few scream in terror. It turns out the entry in the Journal was true there really is a cave behind the waterfall, and there was also land. Their boat crashes onto the shores of the cave, sending everyone flying into the dirt. They all stand and dust themselves off, but then they turn around to see the Gobblewonker swim in after them. Every human huddled together in fright, while the Demons took out their weapons to face the lake monster, tommy gun, dark shadows, needles, guns, and a broken booze bottle. Only to see the monster to get stuck in the cave entrance.

Seeing that they're out of danger, Mabel announce, "It's stuck!" "Ha ha! Yeah!" Dipper cheered until Mabel's words hit him, "Wait...It's stuck?" Dipper runs up to the highest cliff side of the cave and far way from the monster and tries to find a camera, but he couldn't find any on him. That is until Mabel lifts his hat to remind him that he had one under it the whole time. "Boop."

Letting out laughs of relief and happiness, Dipper started taking multiple shots of the Gobblewonker. It even tried to snap at him if it were for his timing to jump back and Angel scooping him up to get better shots. "Did ja get a good one?" Mabel asked, "THEY'RE ALL GOOD ONES!" Dipper screams with excitement, he climbs off of Angel and hugs her, "WOO! HAMSTER BALL!" "Ya' done good kid." Said Angel. "This creature will definitely—" Alastor didn't get to finish his sentence when a stalactite of the cave falls on top of the watery beast causing it to fall down into the water, but the most strangest thing was the sounds it made. It sounded like an electric machine

"What the...?" Dipper, Angel, and Husk muttered, Dipper walks up to the Gobblewonker with Angel following close behind, when they landed on the fin of the beast, Angel's boots made a clanking sound, much like footsteps on metal. Confused, Dipper touches its side, "Huh?" the skin of the Gobblewonker felt smooth and cool. "What's wrong?" Mabel called out, Dipper knocks on the it only to hear a hollow metallic sound. "It's fake?!" Angel said in surprise, as he and Dipper climbs on top of the fake monster.

"Careful, dudes!" Soos hollers to them, "We're good." "We got this! Hold on!" Angel and Dipper call back as they continue to climb the Gobblewonker, when they reach over the back side of the machine, the two discovers a handle. Dipper turns to the others and shouted, "Hey, guys! Come check this out!"

Once everyone made it, Angel begins to turn the handle while saying, "This almost looks like one of Egg Lord's machines." "Who's the lord of eggs?" Mabel asked, "Ha ha, no. He's not a lord of eggs, though he might as well be, a snake demon name Sir Pentious. He has a small army of egg minions, who tries too hard to be evil. Not to mention he's a total nut inventor." Alastor replies, as Angel opens the latch, which cause steam bursting out into their faces. "Work the bellows and the...Eh?" It wasn't the snake demon the demons thought to be the one chasing them. Sitting inside the robot lake monster was the old man from before. McGucket trying to get the machine working again, but soon notice that he's been discovered. "Aww, banjo polish!"

Needless to say, everyone is dumbfounded by all of this. "Wha- Yo- You?! You made this? W-w-why?" Dipper stuttered, "You better have a fucking good reason for nearly getting us killed." McGucket nervously thwittled hid fingers together and said, "Well, I...I, uh...I just wanted attention." Everyone look at the mad old man as Angel voices everyone's thoughts, "What?" "I still don't understand." Said Dipper, Old Man McGucket started to explain, "Well, first I just hootenannied up a biomechanical brain wave generator, and then I learned to operate a stick-shift with ma beard!" some how his beard came to life and rapped around the stick-shift. "How's that even possible!?" Husk asked, while Mabel rubs her arm and ask, "Okay, yeah. But why did you do it?"

Old Man McGucket took of his hat and explains, "Well, when you get to be an old fella like me, nobody pays any attention to you anymore. My own son hasn't visited me in months! So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy with a fifteen ton aquatic robut!" the old man laughs like maniac and then sighs "In retrospect, it seems a bit contrived. You just don't know the length us old-timers go through for a little quality time with our family."

McGucket's words hit them hard. Angel felt the fishing hat Charlie made for him and everyone in his jacket, knowing that he skewed the fuck up, again. "Shit." He mutters under his breath, Niffty felt just as bad as him, even Alastor and Husk felt a tag bit bad for ditching Charlie. She just wanted everyone to have fun and build up a friendship, a bond, and some memories. Dipper and Mabel pull out the fishing hats their Grunkle Stan gave them and sighs in dejected. "Dude. I guess the real lake monster is you dudes. Heh, heh!" Soos tries to lighten the mood, but the look he receives from the twins and the demons in disguise said otherwise, "Sorry, that just like-boom-just popped into my head there." Soos apologies and explains, "So, did you ever talk to your son about how you felt?" Mabel asked,

Old Man McGucket replied and brings out a projector to show off his blueprints on the Gobblewonker, "No, sir, I got to work straight on the robut! I made lots of robuts in my day!" McGucket pushes the button and projectors shows a newspaper cover of a robot pterodactyl breathing fire on a town with the title word "chaos" printed above the image. "Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron," He pushed button again and projectors then shows a picture of a man. "or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my retirement party" McGucket hits the button again and projector now shows another newspaper with a large robot terrorizing a town and the title word now reads "disaster". "and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA!" Old Man McGucket starts laughing like a mad scientist maniac and then announce, "Well, time to get back to work on my death ray!" he ducks back into the Gobblewonker as noises of construction can be heard from inside. He then raises a hand in a grabbing motion out in the air asking, "Any of you kids got a screwdriver?"

Dipper takes out the last camera he has on him, "Well, so much for the photo contest." "You still have one roll of film left." Said Mabel, Dipper turns to her and ask, "Whaddaya wanna do with it?" Alastor places a hand on Dipper's shoulder and said with a smile, "I think we all know the answer there, my boy." Dipper smiles back fully knowing what to do next.

"Hey, is someone there?" a voice of a young man called out from the Gobblewonker robot, "This crazy old human kept he in here for 72 hours!" Niffty jumps in the robot a make her way through the machine to find where that voice was coming from, and when she did Niffty and everyone else were surprise to hear what the man has to say.

Time Skip

Stan driving his broken beaten up boat back towards the shore, sighing and looking completely defeated after today. Just then he hears the horn honking from Soos' boat followed by his grand-nephew calling out to him, "Hey! Over here!"

Stan sees Dipper, Mabel, the Hotel gang(Angel, Alastor, Niffty and Husk are back in their human forms) and Soos driving in his now beat-up and possible sinking S.S. Cool Dude up to Stan. Stan and Soos both stop their boats, and Niffty takes a photo of Stan's stun expiration. "What the- Kids? I thought you two were off playing "Spin the Bottle" with Soos and the hotel guys!" Stan says grouchy, "Oh, I wish." Angel exaggerated, "Well, we spent all day trying to find a "legendary" dinosaur." Dipper started, "But we realized, the only dinosaur we wanna hang out with is right here." And Mabel finishes.

But Stan waves them off, "Save your sympathy! I've been having a great time without cha'! Makin' friends, talkin' to my reflection- I had a run-in with the lake police! Guess I gotta wear this ankle bracelet now, so that'll be fun." Stan lifted his leg to show them the tracking ankle bracelet device that its blinking red lightbulb indicating that it's working, and the cops were serious.

"So... I guess there isn't room in that boat for seven or eight more?" Dipper asked, Stan glares and arch an eyebrow at them. Dipper and Mabel put on their fishing hats while Angel and Niffty smiles while putting on their hats from Charlie on them, and Alastor was holding Husk's corner lips up into a smile with their hats on. Stan's expression softens a little and ask, "You knuckleheads ever seen me thread a hook with my eyes closed?" "Five bucks says you can't do it!" Dipper quickly betted, "You're on!" "Five more bucks says you can't do it with your eyes closed, plus me singing at the top of my lungs!" Mabel betted, "I like those odds!" "But can your boat even hold all of us? It's going to go under once we set foot in there." Niffty said concerningly.

*Honk! Honk!*

"Hey guys! Over here!" Everyone turns to see Charlie and Vaggie driving the rental boat they purchase, only the boat wasn't a fishing boat, it was more of a yacht fishing boat fit for the wealthiest of people. "Hi, sorry for the long wait." Said Charlie, and Vaggie said, "You wouldn't believe what we went through to get this." Stan, Soos, Dipper, Mabel, Angel, Husk and Niffty stare at the boat in front of them while Alastor grins wider in shock just like everyone else.

Niffty points at the two ladies and ask, "Why do you look like you came out of a fight?" It's true. Their hairs were sticking out at every angle and their clothes look slightly ruffled, almost tattered even. "Uh, let's just say the ranger was being a total maldito idiota when we were trying to get the boat." Vaggie says moodily, "In the end, we made an agreement to change the rental to a buying." Said Charlie feeling a bit embarrassed. That's when the girls notice the state Soos's boat was in, "What the hell happen to your boat?" Charlie asked, and Stan said, "Whoa! What happened to your shirt?" Soos only replies, "Long story, dudes."

Angel climbs onto the yacht and helped Dipper and Mabel get on as everyone else climbs on, while Stan drives his boat back to shore, tie it to the dock, and then got in the yacht. "So, does anyone wants to tell me what happen out in the lake?" Charlie asked.

"A lot, my dear." Said Alastor, "But we'll talk more about it back home, for now, let's enjoy this lovely evening." "Also, we have someone we want you to meet." Angel announce, introducing the ladies the new party member with them. The person is a young man in his 20's with black hair slightly pulled back, blue eyes, the frame of his goggles is pink/light red, and the lenses are pastel yellow. The man is wearing a grey laboratory suit, it has pastel yellow buttons. He also has s a tiny grey hat with an esca attached to it making it to look like a lightbulb. The "light" is a yellow gradient, and there are two cyan stripes above the light. He wears dark grey gloves and boots. "Hi, my name is Baxter." The young mand, Baxter introduce himself, "And I do believe your name is princess Charlotte?"

Looking at Baxter and to Angel, Alastor, Husk and Niffty and back with wide astounding eyes. Charlie and Vaggie put the pieces together and couldn't believe their eyes and the shocking news, "We're not the only ones here." Said Alastor, "Wha... ah- how?" Charlie stuttered her question, Baxter answers, "I don't know how. Everything happened so fast I was in my makeshift home (lab), the next I ended up in the dump with a crazy old man."

"Well don't you worry." Charlie says calmly, "You're not alone in this situation. As you can see, we're all here and lost just as you, so for now you can stay at our hotel. Yes, I said hotel. My hotel came here as well, don't ask, I really don't know how that happened. But we are all going to figure it out and get back home." Baxter bow his head with appreciation, "Thank you, Princess." "Please, call me Charlie." She offers him a handshake, and Baxter accepted it. "Thank you, Charlie."

"All right, everybody get together." Dipper encourage everyone for a photo, "Say 'fishing!'" Angel, Niffty, Alastor,Charlie, Vaggie, Mabel and Stan all said, "Fishing!" Soos also came into the picture and asks, "Dude, am I in the frame?" which he is, but only his belly was being shown.

Time Skip

After taking pictures of Stan and Mabel smiling and Soos' belly; Mabel covering Stan's eyes while he peeks and tries to thread a hook; Stan reading jokes while Alastor, Charlie, Baxter, Mabel and Soos laugh and while the others weren't amused or didn't find the jokes all that funny; Dipper holding his first fish; Angel, Niffty and Vaggie getting a sunset tan; Stan posing with his hand in his vest; Alastor posing like a look out sailor; Stan and Mabel stealing fish from a little girl that looks like Mabel and her grandfather; And the gang driving away from the lake police. It was time to head in.

But as they were, the boat shakes causing everyone to jump slightly into the air. "Whoa!" Dipper turns to his friends and sister, "What was that?" Mabel only shrugs in responds, but sees the pelican from before and starts playing ventriloquist with it again, "Who wants to hear a joke?" "Not me." Dipper, Angel and Husk says with less enthusiasm, but Mabel only ignore them and continues anyway, "Heh, heh! Yeah, ya do! Here it goes: why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?" Vaggie was also tired of the jokes as she groans in sick irritation, "Nooo." Angel moans, "I don't care!" said Dipper, "'Cuz he had a very big bill! La la la la! Yuk yuk yuk! Blah blah bloo! Yay! Hurray!" said Mabel the Pelican, while Dipper overlaps, "Ugh, boo. Bad joke. Bad pelican joke." Along with everyone who also thought that joke was bad booed along with Dipper, just not as harshly. Only Alastor, Soos and Stan laugh at the joke.

If they had watched the underwear sonar camera, they would have seen a disposable camera sinking to the bottom of the lake only to eaten by the real Gobblewonker swimming by.

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And that's the end of chapter three, the next chapter will be about the new character introduction of Baxter as he gets use to living in the Hazbin Hotel.

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maldito idiota – Fucking jackass

If you guys are wondering about how the conversation went with Baxter back in the cave behind the waterfall, don't worry. That's going in the next chapter

I've read some of your comments and suggestion of who to pair up with who and let me tell you I already made up my mind. Besides whom want's to see Dipper and Loona become a couple when Loona has syphilis? And my I remind you that Dipper and Mabel are so to be 13 year-olds? But out of kindness of my heart, Dipper and Baxter are going to help Loona with the cure.

I know some of you are fans of Angel and Vaggie, Charlie and Alastor being a pairing couple, and I do like that idea. We do know their true sexuality, but this is a Fanfiction and Vivziepop doesn't mind on the pairing with Alastor to who. So, it's more of a mix up slash fandom pairing bonding type deal. Just that cute, sweet moment here and there and maybe, just maybe, I will do something about the finally pairing.

Until then, see you later.