Disclaimer: I do not own Paris Hilton….Thank god! I do not own the world but I wish I did! I do not own Amber.I wish I owned a monster truck but I don't! I do not own Benji, Bam or Orlando! Sorry to all the fans but they do not float my boat…I don't own a boat!
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(CRAZY VOICE OVER GUY)
Once again the puppet angels are brought back together after losing many people they held close to them in their last fight against Dr Tranquiliser. But like they always do the puppets won and Agent A (Amber) and Agent B (Beké) were the only survivors…..But now after years of silence Nurse Drugs, Dr T. evil assistant and his trusty underpants Mr Underpants have decided to break out their BIG BAD BOSS so he can go ahead with his evil plan and make all the TV's and radio's play nothing but Dr. T's and Paris Hiltons sex tape because everyone has been there and done that. So after years of hating each other Agent A and B are brought back together and lets just say all doesn't go well. What will happen? What will go down my posse? Will somebody bust a cap in some ones arse? Well you will have to wait and see!
"What is your problem Agent B?" said Agent A
"Do you really want to know what my problem is?" (Agent A stood in silence) "Its you and how fake and stupid you are and how when you put on that Puppet Angels suit you become a immature little girl who cant stand on her two feet" Agent B shouted
"Agent B, I cant stand you either but right now I have been told to collect you and take you back to Head Quarters" Agent A replied
"Head Quarters what makes you think I want anything to do with them if I want nothing to do with you? They ruined my life and now YOU want me to go with you?"
"How the fuck did they ruin your life?"
"Agent A you know how! They took the one thing I loved……My life size cut out of Orlando Bloom that really cut me….Cut me deep!"
"Agent B please come with me or I may lose the company car and it is so nice…..Remember how we always said we would like monster trucks?"
"STOP calling me Agent B" Agent B shouted
"Beké do you remember?" Agent A asked
"Yes I remember……..Has it got big wheels?" Agent B said fed up with Agent A already
"Yes the biggest and its Pink and black all you have to do is become a Puppet Angel again…….What do you say?" Agent A said hoping that this simple bribe would work
"This doesn't mean I like you I just have bills to pay and the money is good better then the corner where Nikki works." Agent B said in a sarcastic tone
"Oh my God Beké she is such a broom" Agent A said
"No a whore" Agent B said correcting Agent A's stupidity
See I told you all was not well in the puppet angels group lets hope they can pull it off before Dr T TAKES OVER THE WORLD! And it looks like he is beginning his master plan to take on the world.
Meanwhile in the monster truck….
"So how long have you been driving?" Agent B wondered
"What now you want to talk to me?" "Well I don't want to talk to you I have better friends like Mr. Air freshener" Agent A replied
"I was just asking!" Agent B said with a roll of the eyes
"Not to long (screams of pain) but it seems to be better when driving in a monster truck" Agent A said noticing blood on the road behind them
"Why is it so much better?" Beké asked
"No Traffic" Agent A replied
"Amber I am sorry I know I was in the wrong to! I guess I killed Benjo" Beké said in a sincere voice
"Benji" Amber said in a correcting tone
"Ok I killed Benji but you killed Orlando! I loved him! WHY!" Beké said correcting herself
"Ok so we were both in the wrong but lets just say it is more you fault! Are you hungry?" Agent A asked so Agent B wouldn't realise she just got all the blame
"Hey for old times sake lets go to McDonna's….Did you know they have a drive in?" Agent B asked
"Of course I am here every chance I get…..Even though Benji is gone I can have him in cardboard form? But now I am also on to this hot stud called BAM gave him my number last week" Amber said with a pleased smile on her face
"Yeah he is a bit of all right" Beké said
"He is my precious not yours…Hands off WHORE! He is mine, was his body guard" Amber shouted and made sure that Beké knew that Bam was her man
"Really wow puppet Angel assignment?" Beké questioned
"No just um….STALKING him…I mean protecting him." Amber studdered trying to find a convincing lie.
They pulled up next to an abandoned matchbox and shrunk down to the same size as the box. They proceeded to the voice box with the eye sitting on the top of it. They flashed their VIP cards and then the voice machine started.
"Wel…me to…..a's……our…………der…………ease…….." The static take away machine mumbled
"Hi we would like 2 McDonna's kids meals and to super sized McDonna's Sluppies and Beké what do you want……………………..Oh and McDonna's Chicken in a top hat…….Does that come with the Top Hat?" Amber said while questioning the top hat which she thought would go great with her new suit she bought. She thought she looked very business like.
"……s……s……at…….ll?" The machine muffled again
"Yes" Amber replied
"Ple….e pro….ed…..the….n..t..w..n..ow" the machined crackled
"I fucken hate those machines they really shit me off!" Beké said angry that she had to listen to the damn machine!
"That comes to $29.95" McDonna's Trainee said
"Veronica?" Beké said with a shocked look on her face
"Yes I am veronica……A real girl…..!" Veronica stated
"We thought well I thought you were dead?' Beké said
"I wished she was….bloody robot!" Amber hissed
"No I am alive…and I am not a robot you spoiled little daddy's girl….girl girl girl……Who are you?" Veronica repeated
"It doesn't matter………See you around!" Beké said
"On to PAH"
"QAH Beké always QAH"
"Don't start"
As Agent A and B head towards PAHQAH trouble hits Japan as Mr underpants distracts the Japanians with a sexy striptease long enough for Nurse Drugs to rewire all known televisions and radios to display Mr T's Sex video…………After viewing such a thing people become mind washed and start saying they love Paris Hilton……OH the SHAME!