Disclaimer: I do not own a cactus with a button on it but if I was I guarantee it would break due to Amber. I do still however own Agent A, B and various characters as I created them. Unfortunately no one has brought my characters! I do not own a dump and I would like to set it straight that even though I try so hard I can not hide behind grass.

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"Were here!" Amber yelled

"Where?" Beké questioned

"The new entry to PAHQAH" Amber explained while getting out of the monster truck and walking on the sand.

"Why is there a new entry?" Beké asked due to being confused about where they were

"Well there use to be a cactus with a button on it if you remember" Amber asked

"Yeah" Beké said trying hard to remember but drawing blanks

"Well I got a little to friendly with the button and well lets say he is no more! New entry New Base new every thing except leader and well MAC he will always be around!" Amber said with a smirk on her almost angelic face

"Why is there a new base?" Beké asked. She was so confused what was going on and why couldn't she remember?

"Well after I pushed the button and broken it….I sorter wanted to hide the evidence and you know how much I love chainsaws and lighter fluid!" Amber laughed manically

"You will never change!" Beké said hoping to cover up that she couldn't remember the old base entry or that she didn't cared!

"The button deserved it! It took a whole dollar from me! Damn you button" Amber said while shaking her fist randomly

Slowly they proceeded down some stairs that seem to come out of no where! It was like magic I tell you! Never in my life have I seen stairs appear out of no where.……Further and further they went down until……..until…….until…….

"WHERE HERE" Amber yelled with pure excited

"Great another day in this dump" Beké said tired from walking down all those stairs

"Please Beké we are not at Kellie's Remember that assignment" Amber said reminiscing on the old times of the Puppet Angels antics.

"Yes we hid behind blades of grass! She is a real dumb arse!" Beké said realising that even though she was a real close friend she was really stupid "Oh the smell was so horrible!" Beké said now recalling the smell

"Nappies everywhere…..The youngies these days!" Amber said pretending to be a rather old person with a cane!

They proceeded through a big door that said boogie down and decided to do a little dance! They both decided to do the pepper shaker and cheese grater. Through the door they saw a desk at the far end of the room and pleather everywhere! They walked towards the desk when all of a sudden a robot popped out of no where and asked for the password and level of their spyness

Please State your level

"Carnella Ne'Car" Agent B said as if she had done this so many times

Please State your name/s

"Agent B and A" Amber said wishing that the button would appear so she could push it

Please State you password

"Bamlicious" Amber said with a flirtatious voice

Did you say Pork in a jar?

"No Bamlicious" Beké yelled

Did you say Paris Hilton the Star?

"No Fucking hell…. Bam-lic-ious!" Amber yelled trying to make the damn machine understand her!

We are unable to identify your password we are putting you through to an operator.

(Hold Music)

While the angels are waiting for an operator, diaster strikes in Japan a small state of Kun Tuckey Waky. Dr Tranquilliser is slowly taking over the world but thanks to there being super hero's all over the world Sailor Moon and the sailor scouts are there to help. They visit Dr Tranquiller and have brunch (between breakfast and lunch) and discuss why he shouldn't take over the world. After long hours and no convincing they decide to go to battle. Unfortunately while in the battle one of Sailor Moon's piggy tails is caught in a giant fan which was there to keep them cool while the battle was going down my biarches! Now Dr. T has the Sailor Scouts and Sailor Moon in his giant shoe box also known as a prison! When will the Puppet Angels be taken off hold……………

"Bloody music" Amber said pretending to be in a one man band

"Lets just go on, fuck the machine!" Beké said fed up with everything

Password granted…..

"What the hell" Beké said

"Must of changed it when I pressed the button last time…..I like buttons!" Amber said unaware the password was now BLOODY MUSIC

"Please proceed to the desk, Shante wishes to update you on your mission!" The machine said with muffled words

"Great lets go!" Amber said trying her hardest to encourage Beké

"I hope we get more gadgets!" Beké said wishing that they would!

"Good Morning Angels….We need to discuss why I have chosen you for this very important mission….Frankly I just was lazy and pulled the first name out of my rolodex that was you Agent A!" Shanty said with a lazy smile

"Look I don't mean to be rude but Amber and I have to go soon so could we wrap this up?" Beké said with a rude tone in her voice

"Well Agent A unfortunately you will have to cancel I have very important thing to tell you. I will give you both 5 minutes to call and cancel any plans you have!" Shanty said disregarding their lives

"Hey Mike I wont be able to make it tonight. I have been called in for work! Just some local business shit I should be home as soon as I can I will call you later ok baby! I love you bye" Agent B hung up the receiver and took a deep breath in…..

"Hello my itsy bitsy loving machine Bam. I wish I could come home to you tonight but I can't. I would really give it to you to (snicker). See you when I get home…..I love you…..No you say goodbye first, no you ok then goodbye" Amber said talking to a photo of Bam that she took while stalking him….. "He looks so cute in a towel"

"This ones for you!" Amber breaks out in song………..

"My life is brilliant, My love is pure, I saw an angel, Of that im sure"

"Amber shut up" Beké yelled trying to not hear ambers vile voice.

"Ok Shanty what do we have to do?" Beké asked hoping it was a short mission so she could return and snuggle with her man!

Shanty looked at the Puppet Angels and thought how everything had came into place she walked towards them and placed her hand on ambers shoulder. Amber quickly backed away.

"That's my personal bubble get out" Amber said with a almost murderous glare.

"OK sorry I just wanted to tell you that I am glad you have decided to become an Puppet Angel again. Please come with me to the briefing room and we will discus your mission!" Shanty said walking out the big saloon doors

Agent A and B looked at each other what will await them in the briefing room?

How would they get there? And what was that awful smell? Only time would tell……..