Disclaimer: I do not own a sex tape, Paris Hilton, Pepsi or coke. I don't own GPRS or any other computer program although I wish I did because then I would be as rich as Gatesey…..I don't own Gatesey!
Amber and Beké walked down a narrow hall way passing various secret agent rooms. They finally reached their destination….The Briefing Room. Slowly they proceeded through the door unaware of what was inside……..In the room they saw a large meeting table and I rather ugly portrait of Shanty. They sat down and waited to be briefed on what they hoped to be their last mission but would it? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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"Ok Angels it seems that we have located doctor tranquillizer to a the state of Kun Tuckey Waky. He seems to be terrorising the Japanians. It is up to you to go in and stop Doctor Tranquilliser from playing his sex tape…..Are you up for it?" Shanty said sitting at the head of the table looking over her black framed glasses
"Yes Shanty" Both angels replied with a sort of salute and giggle. They thought it was so funny being back in Headquarters with the person that had fired them…now she wanted them to save the world.
Shanty gave them a glare that said be quite, shut your trap. Agent A and B stop and pretended to be interested.
"Puppet Angels you need to go in defeat Doctor Tranquilliser and his sidekicks and give us back our precious television……When people view this outrageous and shocking sex tape they are brain washed into thinking Paris Hilton is fabulous! But we all no she isn't that good I mean most of herself she paid for. We will drop you on that island but from then on you are by yourself…..You need to find him on your own but you will have all the resources you need.Oh and Angels they have got Sailor Moon your mentor. You must save her and the Sailor Scouts." Shanty said feeling that finally she had got through to the incompetent angels sitting across from her.
"Ok we get it can we move on to something a little more…I don't know….FUN?" Agent B said with a smirk across her face. She new that those words would push Shanty to far. In her head she was worried about Sailor Moon but she new that Sailor Moon could take care of herself until they got there.
"Well Agent B if you didn't so rudely interrupt you would know I was getting to that….YOU RUDE GIRL!" shanty stopped for awhile and composed herself. She didn't want the Puppet Angels to feel satisfied in making her mad. She took a breath. "Now Agents I want to introduce you to your new members…..Well not so new but new enough." Shanty said focussing on the door they had entered to come through to the briefing room. The doors began to open.
"Agent R, Agent K and Agent V" Shanty said with a smile on her face.
They slowly walk into the room looking as if they did from when the Puppet Angels first started out.
"But weren't they all dead?" Amber asked amazed that she was looking at her old team mates…ALIVE
"Yes but we managed to bring them back to life with some Pepsi Max" Shanty said amazed of what her team accomplished.
"Was it blue Pepsi max?" Beké said craving the sweet taste of that commercial drink.
"No it was just Pepsi" Shanty said with a face
"I bet you it was imitation Pepsi…..Coke" Amber said in a scientific voice….like she had just found the cure for an incurable disease. Amber then slowly reached for the water that was sitting in the middle of the table. She took a drink.
"Look girls there is no time to dilly dally. You must all band together and bring down Dr. Tranquilliser. Go puppet Angels!" Shanty said trying to motivate the Puppet Angels.
"Um what about our weapons" Agent R said sitting next to Agent B. Agent K and V then also returned to the table and sat among their old Puppet Angel group.
"Gadgets?" Agent B said feeling obsessive over the gadget as she had once done.
"Accessories?" Agent A said I a you are dumber than me (which is hard) voice.
Shanty slowly rose from the table. She straitened out her pinstripe suit and walked over to the board.
"Oh yes well my PA's lets start with the most important gadget of all….It is a wrist watch that is fitted with some of the finest accessories. It is a communicator. It allows you to keep in contact with all the PA's and also base and your helper MAC who at this time appeared on a holographic screen in front of them. I am sure you all remember him!" she said as she held the communicator wrist watch in her hand for each PA to view.
"Yes we remember MAC. Hello MAC" Agent V said in a robotic tone still believing that she was a real girl.
"He can't hear you it is a hologram." Shanty said as she swiped her arm through it to show the girls he wasn't really there.
"Now back on to you gadgets" Shanty continued as she walked away from the hologram and back toward the gadgets on the board. Pointing once more to the wrist watch.
"It also has GPRS capabilities and with a push of this button on the side your private jet picks you up. In case of emergencies a laser is also programmed into it."
"Does it tell time?" Amber said in a mock posh tone, she rested her head on her hand while leaning on the table.
"Of course it doesn't! Do you think we would put a watch in well a watch….That is just to logical! Ok more gadgets are needed for taking down Dr Tranquilliser. Remember girls he is a lot stronger now. Ok you will all get the communicator wrist watch, laser lipstick, just sticky enough glove, sleep grenades, tear bombs, shock gum, TNT sticks, Volta clips, lock pick hair clips, bubble shield, M-Ray contacts (contacts to see through metal), holographic rings, invisible in a can, own personalised mini lap top able to access internet and various resources wirelessly, jet boots, lava gloves makes you able to shoot fire out your hands, chain bracelet looks like a normal bracelet but can be used as a weapon, throwing daggers, frosty polish to freeze your opponents, voice emulator, Jet backpack and of course if anymore gadgets are produced they will be sent to you." Shanty said reassuring the girls that they would always receive the best gadgets.
"But what about the weapons that will…you know kill?" Kellie said trying to make herself sound smarter than what she is. She slowly stood and stretched, Shanty continued on.
"Well I am glad you asked that. Also Puppet Angels you will each receive a back pack that will hold all this and more, you will all have your individual suits in each colour which has been you colour since you first became The Puppet Angels. Agent A you have blue, Agent B pink, Agent K purple, Agent V you are Puke green and Agent R red. All your weapons, boots and accessories will be in these individual colours. Now on to weapons you will all be given an auto loading 9mm and 12 gage. This will allow you to fire as many rounds as you can to bring Dr Tranquilliser. Also you will have an AK-47 and sniper riffle these will allow you to attack from a far. In think I have done as much as I can to prepare you for this fight. Now go and fight and save or television." Shanty said hoping that one day her beloved "Mating Calls of Animals" would soon return to television and the Puppet Angels would stop Dr. Tranquilliser.
"Alright Shanty were on it!" the Puppet Angels all say at different times.
The Puppets Angels now all too together again begin to walk out of the briefing room ready to fight the evil but still fly Dr Tranquilliser. They headed towards the Puppet Angels jet and had a discussion before boarding it.
"Hey everyone….It is weird seeing you all here." Agent B said looking at the once rotting corpses.
"Its been so long" Agent R said looking at the secret agents she once fought evil with.
"So how ya'll been?" Amber said in her makeshift southern accent. As she said this she had a rather goofy smile and wide eye's…She was clearly causing shit
"Dead!" Kellie said sarcastically but to anyone with a brain seemed like she wanted to fight.
"Shut up" Amber said getting close to Kellies face. She was tempted to spit at her.
"Whatever" Kellie replied and with the roll of the eyes and a flick of the hair. Slowly she turned away from Amber probably to cry.
"Well I am glad to see we all still cant get along!" Agent B said shaking her head in disappointment but she couldn't help but smile at how everyone had their own unique RAGE.
They walked down some stairs and into the aeroplane hanger. They proceeded towards there private jet.
"Beké I like peoplie! I really do. They are so much fun to smoosh!...RAGE!" Amber said trying to scope out her next victim
"Did you know I am a real girl?" Agent V said talking to Kellie about her life.
"That is bullshit! You going down….I cant stand you!" Amber said picking up the nearest object that would cause maximum damage to veronica!
"Let's get ready to rumble!" Agent B said and out of no where a boxing and microphone appeared.
Agent A then hit Agent V repeatedly over her metal head hoping to somehow cause her to breakdown. She begins to spark and shake until finally her body became lifeless….which isn't hard for a robot.
"Amber calm down…….. (thinks fast)….Amber want a dollar? Come on come get it" Beké yelled to Amber trying her hardest to get her attention.
With that said Agent B waves the dollar in Agent A's face and quickly boards the jet in time to throw the dollar in the nearest utility closet. Agent A not being the brightest noodle chases after Agent B and dives into closet after the dollar, Agent K and R then lock door behind Agent A in an attempt to keep her out of their way. They then stood ready to capture Dr Tranquilliser and his sidekicks dead or alive.
