Titel: Tears
Author: Lorelei Lee
Pairing: SS/RL
Rating: PG
Category: Drabble, Parody, Humor,
Words: 100
Disclaimer: none of this belongs to me... the boys belong to JKR.
I hope my English is not too bad… (sigh)
Tears
„No! I don't want it!" Severus hid himself behind an armchair.
"I will be very careful", said Remus with an alluring voice.
"No! It hurts!" Severus panicked.
„I promise it won't hurt", Remus reassured. "Because we will use this." He held up a bottle and shook it slightly. "It will be smooth and it will glide easy through your…"
"I don't believe you!", cried Severus.
"It will be really good for you", Remus whispered seductively.
"It hurts! I know it! It hurts every time!"
"This time will be different", Remus said proudly. "Look: Ultra Beauty Shampoo. No tears, no tangles!"
The END