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I shall name you HOT DOG!
Bakura was on the floor of his room, and stared at the puppy that looked innocently back. Bakura squinted his eyes, annoyed.
"RYOU THE DOG IS GIVING ME DEATH STARES! AND ITS MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!" he yelled
He looked at the dog
"I knew I should have gotten the chicken but oh no, the LIGHT had to get you!" he yelled at it.
The puppy just looked at him with those big black eyes.
Bakura crossed his arms. His plan with the pharaoh, being ripped apart replaying in his mind.
"Come on boy attack me!" Bakura said putting his hand in front of the dog's mouth, who just stared at it and began to lick it.
"NO!" yelled Bakura ripping his hands away.
"Bad hot dog!" he yelled pointing the finger at it
Ryou came in and smiled happily…as he usually does.
"Bakura we have to name it" he said sitting next to Bakura
The puppy ran into Ryou's arms.
"Isn't he just adorable?" Ryou said look at Bakura who rolled his eyes.
"Yeah just adorable, I sware Ryou some times I think you have ovaries" Bakura said mumbling to himself
"I like the name….. Edward!" he said looking at the puppy smiling
"EDWARD? Oh dear Ra Ryou your not serious are you?"
"Why what's wrong with it? I think it's a sweet name" replied Ryou looking at his Yami
"The poor dog will get Edward the uhhh MEDWARD!"
Ryou crossed his arms.
"Ok then genius, you find a name" he said putting the dog in Bakura's arms and walked off.
Bakura looked at the dog and smiled.
"I shall cal you The Pharaoh Is A Mother Fucker!"
He put the dog down and walked a few steps back, keeping eye contact with the dog.
"COME HERE! THE PHARAOH IS A MOTHER FUCKER!" he yelled smiling
"AND NO NAMES INVOLVING YAMI!" came a yell from down stairs
Bakura sighed
"FIIINNNNNEEEEE! MOTHER!" he said moaning and yelling at the same time.
"Stupid hikari, think he know everything, good for nothing PMS!" he yelled slamming his door.
He looked at the tiny puppy on the floor.
"And what are you looking at?" he asked looking at the dog while he collapsed on his bed.
"I could have gotten a chicken but NOOOOO I get a fucking! HOT DOG!" he yelled
He sat up and looked at the puppy, still in the same spot.
"ILL CALL YOU HOT DOG!" he yelled happily.
He went a few steps back.
"COME HERE HOT DOG COME HERE!" he said smiling
The dog looked at the Tombrobber for a few moments before running up to him.
Bakura picked him up and smiled.
"Now lets teach you some tricks!" he said smiling
ring ring ring ring
"Hello?" asked Ryou picking up the phone
"Ryou, it's Yugi" came the reply
"Hey Yugi, how are you?" Ryou asked smiling
"Uh fine, you haven't seen Yami anywhere have you?" asked Yugi who sounded worried on the other line.
As Ryou was talking on the phone Bakura walked with the dog in his arms.
Bakura froze
/fuck! I forgot about him/ the tombrobber thought
Ryou shook his head
"No Yugi sorry, ill ask Bakura"
Ryou looked at his Yami
"Bakura you haven't seen Yami have you?"
"Yami? Why would I want to see the dip uuhh shitted pharaoh?" he said lying
Ryou's eyes narrowed
Bakura smiled, again trying to make it angelic.
Bakura slowly began to walk backwards and up the stairs into his room and opened his wardrobe to find the Pharaoh, drenched with water, roped tied behind his back and tape on his mouth.
"I forgot to get rid of you!" he yelled ripping the tape off
"TOMBROBBER! You mother fucking son of a
"Yeah yeah whatever, you have to get out of here" Bakura said untying the ropes
Yami looked at him
"Why, I'm going to go down stairs and tell Ryou…
"NO! Yami there is no time!" Bakura said shocked
"What's wrong?" asked Yami, his eyes narrowed.
"There, there was a robbery! At Yugi's game store!" Bakura said Un- tying the ropes
"There was? Then why didn't Yugi just mind link me?" yelled Yami
Bakura put his hand to his head frantically
"Because he wanted to show his Yami what a strong boy he was! As soon as I remembered about our play date earlier I came straight here" he said dramatically.
Yami looked at him
"My Ra! Bakura! Yugi! What do I do?" Yami yelled
"RUN PHAROAH RUN! But don't let Ryou see you! Because then he would want to have tea and all that shit he does!" Bakura said
Yami stood up
"Thanks Bakura, I wont be seen!" he yelled running out of the room.
Bakura smiled as he closed the door and looked at the dog
"My fucking Ra his so fucking stupid"
IN THE BACK YARD!
Bakura was getting frustrated
"LOOK! Its simple Hot Dog look!" he said holding up a holler hoop.
"I set the hoop on fire, you run THROUGH the hoop and onto the other side" Bakura said angrily.
The puppy stood there innocently
"Look were not going to make it to the Olympics with you just sitting there are we?" Bakura asked the dog.
The dog looked at him.
"Don't give me that look of corse there is such thing!" he yelled
Bakura sighed
"Fine, ill teach you how to kill the pharaoh" he said mumbling something as he got a dummy version of the Pharaoh. Button eyes, Lego as a puzzle and a very realistic version of Yami's hair.
Bakura looked at Hot Dog.
"I cut this off when he was asleep" he said smiling referring to the hair.
He put the dummy on the pole and stood forward.
"This! My friend is Yami, he was a Pharaoh, and frankly I don't like Pharaohs. Do you?" he asked looking at the dog who just sat there looking at him wagging his tail.
"I thought not!" he finished
"You will learn to beat the shit out of it! Kill it."
He got some random book from Ryou's huge library about dogs and smiled as he attempted to read it upside down. Even thought Bakura could not read.
"Now it says here that dogs have a sense of smell bla bla bla"
Bakura looked up from the book.
"Hmm what does the Pharaoh smell like?" he asked himself.
A cheeky smiled came across his face as he began to run.
"STAY!" he said smiling as he ran inside.
Seconds later the white haired teen came bolting out with a bottle of Hair Gel.
Bakura stood in front of the dog and put the hair gel to its nose.
"This! My friend is what the Pharaoh smells like!" he said smiling.
He rubbed the gel all over the dummy. Bakura stood a few metres back and yelled.
"OK HOT DOGS ATTACK!" he said pointing to the pharaoh.
The dog looked at his master, then at the dummy and began to walk up to it.
"THAT'S IT!" Bakura yelled happily
Ryou looked from the back door and sighed.
"We should have gotten him the cockatoo" he said releasing another sigh.
The door walked up to the foot of the dummy Pharaoh and sniffed it a few times.
What happened next was un- expected.
The dog sniffed the dummies feet a few times more, Bakura's eyes full of hope.
Then doge then began to hump the Pharaohs foot.
"Eh?" Bakura said rasing an eye brow as he watched his dog jack off on Yami's leg.
Bakura hit himself on the head.
"NO!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
He ripped the dog off the dummy
"Bad Hot Dog, go to your room!" he yelled
The dog just starred and waged its tail.
He felt tears come to his eyes.
"You're not a dog! Your just like…like..like RYOU!" he yelled dramatically.
The dog licked his face
Bakura looked at the puppy letting him lick his face. He sighed.
"I guess humping the Pharaoh can have its advantages" he said looking at it.
Bakura wiped the wetness off his cheek and looked at the small creature in his arms.
"Its ok Hot Dogs, it takes a while to get the hang of it" he sighed
As he walked up the stairs leading indoors an idea popped into his head.
/If Hot Dog can't be a fighter maybe her children can!"/
He looked at the dog
"Hot Dog you just gave me an idea!"
The dog stared at him
"Yes I know! And it's better than the Olympic!" he said smiling.
"Well its logic! If you go and fuck a shark or a dinosaur and have babies! They will be aggressive! The Pharaoh will surely die!" he said smiling
"TO THE AQUARIUM!" he said running inside and past Ryou
"Going to the Aquarium Ryou! Taking Hot Dogs!" he yelled grabbing the leash and running outside.
Bakura put the leash on the dog and smiled as he walked down the street.
/No worries Hot Dog! You're going to be a wild machine in no time!"
There we go!
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