I'm really. really sorry for not updating, but I've been busy. We went to America for 2 months, and we just got back. Really sorry. REVIEW! Flames are welcome, coz I'll just use it to make smores.

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Stuck in the Wilderness (see below for continuation)

Chapter 5

"Ronald, for the LAST time: the Veritaserum will have to be brewed on a full moon, and a full moon is in 3 weeks, meaning we can't confund Malfoy NOW!"

"Alright then, maybe later?"

"Ronald!"

"Aw, c'mon Hermione, if we confund him now, he'll be walking around like an idiot just a little earlier than usual!"

" NO!"

Harry Potter sighed as he listened to his best friends' immature arguing. Ron was trying to convince Hermione to confund Malfoy a little earlier, and Hermione was persistent on not doing so. Hermione had a point really, if the professors saw Malfoy walking around confunded, they'll be found out. But it was a really nice fantasy though.

"Ron will you stop eating like a bloody pig!"

"I'd rather be a pig than a prude Mione."

Harry hastily ended the incoming heated row "You two knock it off! I'm trying to eat here!"

"Sorry Harry." Hermione apologized immediately.

"I'll swear on Snape's support-hose that it will never happen again. Yet"

Ron added the last part under his breath, but Harry heard it anyway.

"As much as I'd love to hear you three fantasizing about Snape's undergarments, I need to talk to Granger here, Heads' business."

Hermione saw Harry and Ron tense up.

"What are you doing here Malfoy?" Ron demanded angrily, and Harry glared at Malfoy.

"Well it is true, you're as deaf as you are poor. Heads's business, I told you."

Hermione hastily stood up. "C'mon Malfoy."

She led him to the doors of the great hall, exited, and turned to Malfoy.

"What do you want?"

"Temper, temper. McGonagall wanted to talk to us, so you could untwist your knickers now."

Hermione glared and turned her heel to the transfiguration teacher's office.

Yeah. Another short one.

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